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When Your Date’s Apartment Sucks | CH Shorts


(electronic music) – Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
– Sweetie. – Hey. – Thank you so much
for meeting me at work. – Yeah, of course. Are we all good? – We are good to go, let’s head on home. – Yeah, let me just text my roommate, and tell them that we are on our way. – Are we doing your place or my place? – Oh, uh we could do either. – Oh, yeah, your place, my place, whichever, yeah the,
there’s two apartments. I can do either one. – Great, me too. – Doh, doh, doh, doh, doh. Do you still have that mouse problem? – Oh, no, no, no. – Cool. – The carbon monoxide
leak just killed them all. So, yeah, now we have rats. – Ah. – Yeah. – Oh, okay. So if you have rats at your place, maybe we do– – Oh, totally, totally. – Sure.
– Yeah. Except that we’ve spent
the last two nights at your place.
– Right. – And I feel like we’ve never spent… The night at my place. – Totally, totally,
totally, totally, totally. – So we should– – Let’s see which one’s farther away. – Oh wow, they are equidistant
from this very point. Wow, that is unlikely, right? – Yeah, you’d think one would be closer, but they’re the exact same. – Yeah. (laughs) – I just remembered something. My roommate got in touch with me. He cooked two full dinners
and he couldn’t eat them. So they’re just waiting at my apartment. He said that we could have them. – Wait, hold on, why
can’t he eat his own food? – Emergency, he got called into work at the Michelin-star
restaurant where he cooks. – Oh. – Yeah.
– Well this is a puzzler, huh? (laughs)
– What are we gonna do? – Yeah. (laughs) Oh, I have food at my place. – What do you have? – I have a Ziploc bag full of oats. (laughs) And some nasty bread. – All right, well. – Yeah. – We both have food. – Oh, man, what’re we gonna do? – Cool, cool, cool.
– Yeah. – Oh, what’s the parking
like at your spot? – Oh, yeah, so the riots
haven’t stopped yet. But if you just go like
a coupla hundred blocks, there is definitely like a
spot or two just somewhere, so. – Hell, yeah. – Yeah, wait how’s the
parking at your place? – It’s pretty good at my spot. – Oh, sure, but you have
that new parking ordinance. – Yes, there is a new parking ordinance. The city actually pays you
to park in my neighborhood because all the available spots
were a safety concern, so. – Oh. – Yeah. – No, I don’t understand that. – Yeah, it doesn’t make sense. – Oh, no. Oh, I have to feed my cats. – Oh, that’s right. How are they doing? – Oh, yeah, terrible. – Oh no. – They’re stress pooping everywhere ever since they won oldest at the county fair. – Ugh, oh, God, poor little guys. – Yeah. – Very cool that the
county fair splits an award between six cats. – Oh, nope. (meowing) – Ah, another one. – Seven. This stray just
sort of wandered right into the hole in my bedroom wall, so. – Oh, the hole, the one that lets in the freezing cold
air from the dark alley where your drunk scary
neighbors yell all the time. – That is the one. – I know it well. – Yeah, oh my God, but don’t worry, you can’t hear those neighbors anymore. No, no, no, they started
like building this skyscraper next door so you can’t hear anything. They’re just like (imitates
jackhammer drilling) great, it’s great. (laughs) Okay, all right, fine just, fine, fuck it, we will go
back to your apartment, okay? Just fuck it, Jesus Christ, Brennan. (sighs) – Sweetie, I’m really sorry. I never want to make you feel bad about where you live. I have a nice apartment,
but that doesn’t matter. It’s only fair that we
spend the same amount of time at both of our
places, and I’m sorry. Let’s spend the night at your place. – Thank you. Really, I appreciate that. – Do you still have that roommate who flies into violent seizures if he hears people having sex? – Oh, yeah but he’ll be on
the porch selling bath salts all night, and he’s probably
not even gonna hear us over the sound of my
cats blasting hot shit all over your shoes. And toothbrush. – Rad, rad, rad, rad, rad, rad. Hey, guys, this is Brennan
from College Humor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff. And please keep watching
because if you stop watching, I start to vanish. Do you get it? I’m not really real, I’m
just a thing on your screen. Don’t forget me!

100 Comments

Jemma J

Jan 1, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

????

Aiham Abd

Jan 1, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

I really wanted to see that apartment

Lee Min-ki

Jan 1, 2019, 6:02 am Reply

That's true love right here

em1ownerify

Jan 1, 2019, 11:53 am Reply

It’s always my place.

mujjuman

Jan 1, 2019, 6:00 pm Reply

my ex-gf apt was exactly like this!!!! not exaggerating except it was 1 cat pooping like 7 cats and no dead roommates, the neighbor died tho. there were BLM riots too.

bluexco

Jan 1, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

More CEO videos please!!

Combat Wombat

Jan 1, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

Oh god I've been there, it's the woooooorst.

Elle Hagen

Jan 1, 2019, 4:41 am Reply

rad

PJ VC

Jan 1, 2019, 5:46 pm Reply

on one hand i want brennan to leave for hollywood on the other hand if brennan leaves i have no reason left to watch col humor.

Joya de Smits

Jan 1, 2019, 8:00 pm Reply

cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt

M to the B

Jan 1, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

Totally totally totally

bjarked47

Jan 1, 2019, 3:30 pm Reply

Brennan the savior of this channel

Christobanistan

Jan 1, 2019, 6:00 am Reply

Gross. I literally lived next crack dealers once, which was bad enough without the hooker in the house diagonal to them, who was clearly a recurring customer of the former. She lived with her husband, who was so embarrassed by her since she constantly propositioned me and all her other neighbors. She was disgusting and I was gone after the second month.

Upasana Deka

Jan 1, 2019, 6:27 am Reply

"Tottaaaallyyyy tottaaallliiiiii"

Talk and Reaction

Jan 1, 2019, 5:03 pm Reply

millennial struggles lol

Adam Lacy

Jan 1, 2019, 8:25 pm Reply

Who's spamming downvotes on this? I mean… REALLY?

David Mata

Jan 1, 2019, 8:50 pm Reply

1:30 ? gets me every time.

Captain Buzzed

Jan 1, 2019, 3:29 am Reply

Rad

Alfred Christanto

Jan 1, 2019, 4:34 pm Reply

Brendan you are a god.

Mittens FastPaw

Jan 1, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

Break up with her!

尼姑勒死兔

Jan 1, 2019, 3:43 pm Reply

Nice. Try to cut out swearing word

rronax

Jan 1, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

Why would you date her

Lord Fawful

Jan 1, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

Now I feel bad for Brennan, lol

HESHAM .m

Jan 1, 2019, 6:21 pm Reply

Its not important where you spend the night it's important with who you spend it with

Doctour Two skull

Jan 1, 2019, 12:22 am Reply

“Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool” = SUBTLE DISTRESS SIGNAL!

Caribou Toasterbomb

Jan 1, 2019, 1:05 am Reply

I can’t make myself not watch till the end of all Brennan’s videos ‘cause of the “don’t forget me!” thing

yoville yt

Jan 1, 2019, 9:40 pm Reply

Brennan is hilarious!

Allan Dsouza

Jan 1, 2019, 1:27 pm Reply

Totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally cool

Joseph Buchanan

Feb 2, 2019, 3:42 am Reply

Did he survive….?

Rhinopocalypes

Feb 2, 2019, 9:42 pm Reply

Bruh if my girlfriend knew all that her apartment was trash and still wanted me to go id probably just drop her off and leave.

Nico

Feb 2, 2019, 4:51 am Reply

They keep making funny voices… it gets annoying

Joshua Weaver

Feb 2, 2019, 3:02 am Reply

Do you really have to feed cats in a house full of rats?

Dell Sam

Feb 2, 2019, 5:55 pm Reply

Mice are inside, rats are outside.

I Need More Sleep

Feb 2, 2019, 2:09 am Reply

This is almost word for word a sketch collegehumor did before, my god, the guy can literally plagerize and people will still act like he hung the moon

ANewHorizon

Feb 2, 2019, 2:49 am Reply

That sad adults with roommates.

6ixester

Feb 2, 2019, 4:25 pm Reply

Should have stayed in new York

meh

Feb 2, 2019, 7:26 pm Reply

The things you do for love…..

Sucks

Indie Denise

Feb 2, 2019, 6:13 am Reply

Lmao. Her personality must be an absolute 10 to endure this.

Matt Emery

Feb 2, 2019, 11:54 am Reply

It's a little known fact but Rats are apparently Carbon Monoxide resistant.

Liz Adrienne Garcia

Feb 2, 2019, 4:19 pm Reply

Just break up

Kai Cooper

Mar 3, 2019, 7:34 pm Reply

If the they have rats then why does she have to feed the cats

Homer’s Iliad

Mar 3, 2019, 12:40 am Reply

Andy Ssmberg wants his character mannerisms back.

EggLord667

Mar 3, 2019, 2:20 am Reply

That is one devoted boyfriend

Heaven Lance

Mar 3, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

Why is there an argument? Go to the guys place easily – like not only are there no perks at the girls, and all the perks at the guys (even if most are probably lies ?) but chica, you don’t have to clean your place again if you never have him over.

AnEasyGoPerson YT

Mar 3, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

Cool cool cool cool cool ok yeah cool cool cool cool

Caution Hazardous

Mar 3, 2019, 3:21 am Reply

If my flat sucked, I’d be making excuses not to go there

Daisy Rose

Mar 3, 2019, 3:42 am Reply

Why does that lady look like my Chorus teacher??

Major Chungus

Mar 3, 2019, 12:27 pm Reply

She's a cat lady, run!!!

TheDawnTreader1

Mar 3, 2019, 2:52 pm Reply

The music at 3.00 to 3.10 is amazing- can I have it?

Anthony G

Mar 3, 2019, 11:40 pm Reply

Hi there my kids

Zach Thompson

Mar 3, 2019, 3:47 pm Reply

If it weren’t for Brennan I would think this was from 2015.

Alexa S.

Mar 3, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

My appartment sucks but my gf lives with a mom and a 3 years old kid so… My place is better. An intimate shithole is better than any place where you have to share your space with kids

SILOOFFICIALZA

Mar 3, 2019, 6:31 pm Reply

Brennan = Comedy gold

yeee haw my dude y

Apr 4, 2019, 8:04 pm Reply

I just hope this doesn't turn into the
new buzzfeed

Zane Lazar

Apr 4, 2019, 10:10 pm Reply

why does she want to go to her place it is sucks

Taj Villain

Apr 4, 2019, 12:31 pm Reply

The fact that they're still dating, is cute to be honest….

Ahmad Ahmad

Apr 4, 2019, 3:07 pm Reply

Actually, Brennan could've just argued the "equidistant", by slightly changing the definition of "distance".

For example, if it's previously defined as the distance from one to one's room, then alter it to the distance from one to another one's room.

Since there's an angle difference between Brennan's & his gf's position relative to respective room, obviously the equidistant property won't hold once the definition is altered.

Matrix Man

Apr 4, 2019, 6:17 am Reply

This is the most passive aggressive skit I have ever seen lol. I love it

FirstPersonWinner

Apr 4, 2019, 5:16 am Reply

Rad… Rad, rad, rad, rad, rad

edirin otuburun

Apr 4, 2019, 3:41 pm Reply

Where's two face, when you need him! Flip a freaking coin?

John Demetriou

Apr 4, 2019, 6:51 pm Reply

Brennan should expand away from collegehunor into a tv show or something

GGB

Apr 4, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

I’m a simple man I see Brennan I click

SumDude

Apr 4, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

she's not that worth it if she cant take care or herself first hehe

Flaming Nebula

May 5, 2019, 3:16 am Reply

I swear I know someone who looks exactly like the woman here

Parker Hess

May 5, 2019, 8:33 pm Reply

I hate Brennans girlfriend.

Onion

May 5, 2019, 2:25 am Reply

iS ThAt tiNa fEy!?

Marley

May 5, 2019, 12:37 am Reply

I can handle gross: too posh is worse ? ; when you don’t want to go to your friends apartment anymore because everything is too nice, they make you take your shoes off and then ask if you bought your own spare ‘carpet socks’ to wear inside. They shriek as you sit on the couch, asking you to sit down ‘softly’ next time and in the exact centre of each couch cushion so as not to ‘crunch them’ and don’t ‘slump into the sofa’ ie don’t lean back. Requests to use the bathroom met with an expression of ‘oookaaaay if you must’ and there are strict instructions about which hand towel to use (because some are just ‘display towels’). If you ever shower and sleep there (god help you) you must always Ajax and squeegee the shower after and NEVER LEAVE LINES. Full length pants and shirts only if you sleep in their double bed because ‘skin cells’? (How does this person have sex??)
All this and more is why the girls and I had to tell one of our friends why no, their admittedly super gorgeous apartment was not where we ever want to have pre drinks and sleep after going out ever again because being there SUCKS (for males wondering; girls will have sleepovers after clubbing well into their thirties, bc it’s just safer to go home drunk as a group and sadly this is how we have to think even in 2019)

Tesseract 14

May 5, 2019, 1:55 am Reply

I would not date someone like that at all

Yoshi Dinono

May 5, 2019, 2:04 pm Reply

So, she lives in the Tenderloin of San Francisco.

h7opolo

May 5, 2019, 9:01 pm Reply

grade A, hilarious rhetoric here. ?

Osvaldo TV

May 5, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

College Humor grown out of college

Eden Rome

May 5, 2019, 2:09 pm Reply

TRRUUUUUE

karolyn umana

Jun 6, 2019, 11:25 am Reply

ToTalLy toTalLy TotalLy

Rexasaurus

Jun 6, 2019, 5:41 am Reply

He's tackling it all wrong. Be invitive and nice. Don't be a condescending person.

Fallout The modder

Jun 6, 2019, 9:31 am Reply

Yeah, the girls apartment sucks

kittybird 3.0

Jun 6, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Child: Hey mom can we have McDonalds
Mom: 1:34

Solitude

Jun 6, 2019, 4:51 pm Reply

Brennan is… the soulless version of Elon Musk

HelpMeGetHome 111

Jun 6, 2019, 3:44 pm Reply

God damn Liz lemon

Jamaal Watkins

Jun 6, 2019, 2:34 am Reply

Wow. Makes one miss the good 'ol days with 'Joes Apartment'…..

Norwalk

Jun 6, 2019, 11:16 am Reply

This new YouTube comment system is so gay

xXxKillerxXx

Jun 6, 2019, 5:34 am Reply

stress pooping lol

Kevin Golston

Jun 6, 2019, 2:04 pm Reply

Does anyone else rewind and pause the video to keep him in existence or oppositely rewind to keep watching him fade

Faith Wilson

Jun 6, 2019, 4:59 pm Reply

Totally, totally, totally, toootally, totallytotallytotally.
Dope…. dope, dope, dope. Dooooope. Dope.
Rad, rad. Raaad, rad raaad. Rad.
Cool…… coolcoolcool.

DarkaYoddha

Jun 6, 2019, 1:51 am Reply

Is this Jake Peralata?

Human Kindness

Jun 6, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

Hands up if you didn't find this funny

Dash Shehadeh

Jun 6, 2019, 5:54 am Reply

So strange to watch Americans interact

Senaa Hasan

Jul 7, 2019, 2:47 pm Reply

What if this video wasn't the actual one for this topic and the real one is Brennan having a date (the fruit) and going to the date's (fruit) apartment,which,by the way,is filthy,ugly and disgusting.

Crystal Kanashii

Jul 7, 2019, 9:34 am Reply

Kinda disappointed we don't cut to her apartment like, on fire or something. You guys build it up but no pay off.

Bonnie Jane

Jul 7, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

No no no shut up. You’re apartment sucks get over it.

Rose Sambrook

Jul 7, 2019, 3:49 pm Reply

Anyone else see the resemblance to Tina fey??

Ace Spider

Jul 7, 2019, 5:38 pm Reply

So lemme get something straight how desperate is he for sex really? They only been together for like maybe 3 days. Listen to what she says. We spent the last two nights at your place but we never stay the night at my place soooooooo? If you take that?? into context they only been doing it for 3 days at most. So again how worth it is the sex really and how desperate is he to get it?

Adrion Trujillo

Jul 7, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

I feel like this was Brennan subtly hinting to his girlfriend that her apartment is trash.

Jim Gerop

Jul 7, 2019, 6:56 pm Reply

Even a nat 20 does not save you from this.

Evan Swiech

Jul 7, 2019, 5:59 am Reply

I love how she says "nasty bread"

ni sos

Jul 7, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

if you twist your eyes he looks like Elon Musk

FGV Jack

Jul 7, 2019, 11:06 am Reply

“What are we gonna do?” I loved that

nationofmillions

Jul 7, 2019, 7:32 pm Reply

There is parking during the riots at her place you just need to go a couple hundred Blacks away.

akihiko kayaba

Aug 8, 2019, 8:10 am Reply

Well the riots haven't stopped

Chip Douglas

Aug 8, 2019, 12:34 am Reply

He looks like Elon musk in some angles

Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Aug 8, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

She looks like my lazy-eyed cat…

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