| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Vagoši na obhliadke


—VAGABONDS ON AN APARTMENT INSPECTION— – Are you nervous?
– A little. – Me too. Slow down, slow down! – Hello!
– What’s up. – Greetings, gentlemen. I don’t have any money,
I’m expecting an important meeting here. – We’re here for the meeting. How are you starting?!
– Why you triggered?! – What are your names?
– The Hochschornegerer brothers. – Horschonerz.
– Horschonegs. – Pardon me, Hochschorner’s.
– Yeah, that’s us. Hello. – Yo, my man.
– What up, bro. – As soon as we’d arrived, I saw the dummy had no
good intentions. He was about to try bullsh*tting us. – I know when Dynamo speaks the truth. He didn’t like it.
– My man! Believe that! – So, gentlemen, let’s proceed to
checking out this wonderful apartment. – Is there something funny?! – Let him be, he just be doing his job.
– And excuse me, that bike…? – Ain’t mine. C’mon.
– Stolen. – First impression? – Security door! You see, Hrushky? – Sh*t’s loaded.
– Nice, nice. – What are those keys from? Aluminium? – You may come in, gentlemen. So, this apartment is situated on the periphery of–
– Hold on! Where’s the punching bag?
– Where’s the punching bag he asked. – A ring.
– A ring. – There isn’t one, I’m sorry.
– How’s that possible?! – That ain’t good.
– Not every apartment has one. – That’s gonna cut the price down.
You’ll give us a discount. – Carry on, this is the living room. Proceed here, please.
Don’t step on the white sill, please! – You don’t tell him what do do, alright?!
You know who he is?! – Just d-don’t… – You’re giving us orders?! Fool. – Gentlemen, this terrace has 8 square meters.
– How many?! I can see just the length is 20m long! – If not a kilometer! – So whatchu talkin’ about?!
– You must have distorted information. – Keep talking, you’re distorted!
– We’ll distort you! – Excuse me, is this aluminium?
– Gentlemen, pardon me– – The fence is aluminium I’m askin’?!
– I don’t have such information from the landlord. – Answer Dynamo when he asked you!
– Hrushky has a question. – How much do you want for the rent, fool?
– This specific apartment’s price is set to 650€. – How much?!
– What?! Imma knock him out. – I must be dreaming!
– Hrushky, hold me or I’ll bite him like a dog! – Man, don’t tryna play him with such digits!
– 650€ including bills. – You said this for the last time.
– The Internet said 6.50! As I remember. – Can we go back inside, please?
– I can. – Listen up, bro. Treat us with some respect! – I’m sorry, I respect every living creature
and I wish for you not talk to me this way. – Excuse me, sir!
– He can’t even piss here? – Who are you yelling at?! I was just pissing!
– As far as I know you don’t live here yet, you shouldn’t– – Just go…
– Okay, let’s get inside. So, this is the kitchen. – Am I retarded? I can see.
– Why you always picking on him? – Tell us something about the kitchen. – So, the kitchen is a little smaller, but it’s handy.
– Excuse me, what are you doing, sir? – What did you see?! Tell me to my face!
– No, Dynamo, not now. – But that’s aluminium stuff!
– One tea spoon won’t make a difference. – What an envious fool! – I think we could move to another room.
– Sure, let’s go. – I’ll say where we’ll move. – The room is nice and blue, you can repaint
to white or any other color if you don’t like it. – Hey, check me out! – Shut the f*ck up!
– I’d like to ask you not to– – Shut up!
– I gotta try out the bed when I want to live here! – I don’t like the fat cat,
I feel like he wanted to f*ck with us. But I saw a beautiful neighbour so… you know.
– Dynamo can see through people. He’s a natural. – About water – you share water pipes
with your neighbours, so if they– – Hold on, Imma take a sh*t here and now
and you ain’t gon’ tell me nothin’. Is it clear?!
– Unfortunately, I’ll have to tell you something about it– – Dynamo, he’s pickin’ on me again!
– Why?! – For me sh*tting!
– Should I sh*t on your walls?! What’s up?! Look out!
– Stop pissing us off! – I’ll tell you and your buddy here.
You share water pipes with your neighbours so if they– – But we didn’t want no neighbors!
That’s another cut down on price. – We want to be alone.
– If your neighbours take a shower, you can’t use water. You can keep all the appliances,
you don’t need to buy anything extra. – Fool, I can’t even take a sh*t here.
– Follow me. That’s a nice appliance. – Stop making that noise with the paper. – Dynamo!
– Hrushky! – I’m eating pears! (pears=hrusky in SK)
– Haha, good one! – I’m begging you not to behave this way
and not to make such mess, please! – Throw it away. – I hope they won’t take the deal… – Okay fool, we’re taking it.
– We’re taking it. – They took it. – One last question, can you afford it? – What?! I own Polus! (mall) – You don’t know him from the magazines?
– You don’t know me? – This guy here built Aupark! And Central! (another malls)
– Central too! – Money’s not the problem.
– So money is not the problem… – But I got a question, would 3 bodies fit in the bathtub?
– 3 are probably too many. – Oh…
– The deal’s off. The deal’s off. See ya. – See you, goodbye. – It has a happy end, after all. – The dirty fool thought he’d seen through us.
While we just wanted to tag on the cupboard. – The entire time we just wanted to tag.
So people from this hood know who we are. – The kings. – Why you knockin’ me out?!

100 Comments

_ ZemtriXak_

Oct 10, 2019, 6:43 pm Reply

,,Dúfam, že to nezoberú."
,,No dobre gádži, bereme to."
,,Bereme to."
,,Zobrali to."

Janči

Oct 10, 2019, 6:44 pm Reply

Táto teraska má rozlohu 8m štvorcových.
KOLKÓh ?!! Vidím, že má 20m iba na dĺžku.
…ak nie aj kilometer :DDDDDDDDD

Fat Pipe_Bury Buranský

Oct 10, 2019, 6:45 pm Reply

Klasicky brečím smíchy ???

Nvidia Geforce 1070ti 8gb

Oct 10, 2019, 6:46 pm Reply

Už to pokulháva Už to nieje to čo to bývalo, ale zasmejem sa.

Beas T

Oct 10, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

Kuraf to muj XDDDDDDDDDDD

ŠIMON

Oct 10, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

#decathlonshit?

69Majki69

Oct 10, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

ToP

Gamer SK

Oct 10, 2019, 6:56 pm Reply

FiFqo Like ??

Hackin

Oct 10, 2019, 7:03 pm Reply

To je masterpiece 😀

_ sepiik

Oct 10, 2019, 7:09 pm Reply

Hahaahah

Picafuk 550

Oct 10, 2019, 7:09 pm Reply

Chalani opäť nesklamali??

TheTrik Jano

Oct 10, 2019, 7:10 pm Reply

3:56 jak rišovy preskočil hlas 😀

BLADE RUNNER

Oct 10, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

Vagoši jsou nejlepší videa ????

sabrina grlakova

Oct 10, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

????????????

Maroš Rízek

Oct 10, 2019, 7:30 pm Reply

????? vagoši najlepšiiii ???

Stewė Boy

Oct 10, 2019, 7:43 pm Reply

3:29 on povedal prepacte?
Ale, ze: more gádžo, neprajmi

Dumb Bass

Oct 10, 2019, 7:43 pm Reply

Vazne dakujem? moje priezvisko je Rapavý? kazdy kdo vudel koniec pochopí

Stewė Boy

Oct 10, 2019, 7:47 pm Reply

3:37 3:53 4:04 5:00 5:04 5:07 (tam sa zlakol jeho ruky) najlepšie časti ?

Reds YNWA

Oct 10, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

Jakoooooo?

Petr Smolik

Oct 10, 2019, 8:00 pm Reply

vagosi najvac 😀 😀 😀

A I Y O

Oct 10, 2019, 8:02 pm Reply

Classic je to top ??

Just F0X

Oct 10, 2019, 8:03 pm Reply

Práve vyšlo video a hneď v trendoch chlapci vy ste proste iný frajeri.

Festerr2

Oct 10, 2019, 8:07 pm Reply

Vagoši win round

Sxasxa

Oct 10, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

?????

Tiche Miesta

Oct 10, 2019, 8:16 pm Reply

to nemá chybu toto. Nikdy neomrzí 😀 Mohla by byť séria Dobrodružstvá Vagošov. Malo by to väčší úspech ako Game of Thrones 😀

Natalia Zabakova

Oct 10, 2019, 8:24 pm Reply

Vagošiii nesklamali ani tentokrát ?❤❤❤

Lucia Berkyova

Oct 10, 2019, 8:26 pm Reply

Tomáš aká chôdza jzs????

Pine!!!

Oct 10, 2019, 8:28 pm Reply

Pre jednú vec sledujem NB a to je, že nemajú reklamy ma videjkách ?

NamFlow [CZ/SK]

Oct 10, 2019, 8:39 pm Reply

ak ne kilometer

:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

luksa ter

Oct 10, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

MASAKRRRR!! 😀 😀 😀

Martin Síkeľa

Oct 10, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Paráda

Benz Dejvis

Oct 10, 2019, 8:59 pm Reply

"Kolko?! Já mu pridrbem.." u toho sem vyprskl smíchy, jak to řekl :DDD skvělý video!

Bi-Han Sub-Zero

Oct 10, 2019, 9:03 pm Reply

Natocte vychodniarov ?? potesite tretinu slovenska ??

Minčo Collls

Oct 10, 2019, 9:14 pm Reply

Vzdy sa pobavim na tychto videach 😀 😀 😀 Chyba aj Mirek vo videach 🙂

Roman Szotak

Oct 10, 2019, 9:19 pm Reply

Mohli by ste spraviť video 'typy školákov' ?

Móki

Oct 10, 2019, 9:40 pm Reply

????????

Marián Sapák

Oct 10, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply

Odpadavam… 🙂

OPgaren

Oct 10, 2019, 9:56 pm Reply

Kupim za 650€ ten byt xdd

durcek23

Oct 10, 2019, 11:00 pm Reply

Ako vychodniar prvý krát v Bratislave ?

J – man

Oct 10, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

vagosi proste sou nejlepsi 😀

Daczan

Oct 10, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

Vagosi su nejdal !!! Moregádžø

Foodbombers

Oct 10, 2019, 4:36 am Reply

Zabijáci 🙂

pizza&burger& cola

Oct 10, 2019, 4:43 am Reply

3:27 Móoore gádžo ….. neprajný !

Miroslav Zalka

Oct 10, 2019, 6:52 am Reply

0:38 to sme my 😀 😀 ,s tym nozikom do pi*e 😀

Freeriders Trails

Oct 10, 2019, 7:26 am Reply

Ste mi ujebali bicykel?

Miroslav Atanas Cvetkov

Oct 10, 2019, 7:32 am Reply

Umrel som z vás……. Konecna!

Kit intergalactic

Oct 10, 2019, 7:52 am Reply

že máám ti obsrať steny, koho túruješ hahaa :D:D:D

jupko

Oct 10, 2019, 8:18 am Reply

Kravina

Tуpин

Oct 10, 2019, 8:30 am Reply

Nejhorší na tom je, že stvoření jako tohle opravdu existují 🙁

Peťa

Oct 10, 2019, 9:44 am Reply

Vagosi naj seria

Adam Peša

Oct 10, 2019, 10:45 am Reply

Chcem další ??

hgfhgf dfgdfgdfg

Oct 10, 2019, 11:59 am Reply

ingr

Kane

Oct 10, 2019, 12:18 pm Reply

Ta sak more Dynamo umrel

Někdo cool lol

Oct 10, 2019, 12:20 pm Reply

5:04 :DDD

Mary MK

Oct 10, 2019, 12:21 pm Reply

Zabité mujíky????

xJasko44x

Oct 10, 2019, 12:39 pm Reply

Vagoši jsou prostě strop a každé video s nima je popiči. ??

Janko Michal

Oct 10, 2019, 1:00 pm Reply

ppc

Silent Games

Oct 10, 2019, 1:23 pm Reply

Starý dobrý vagoši, nikdy se nad něma nepřestanu ujebávat .

AdamFN.

Oct 10, 2019, 3:20 pm Reply

1:02 ??? no to sem malém chcipnul ?????

Petulik 123

Oct 10, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply

Ste top??

Miki K

Oct 10, 2019, 3:31 pm Reply

More vam jebe ??? "2:46" – je vidieť jak už mu bolo do ujebov a len tak tak to udržal ? by som chcel vedieť na koľky pokus ste točili tú scénu blaazni ??

vengeful strikes

Oct 10, 2019, 4:13 pm Reply

Dobre To Dopadlo
O sekundu neskor
Dynamo Hrušky

iKatsuro

Oct 10, 2019, 5:12 pm Reply

5:21 Jakooo? xd

iKatsuro

Oct 10, 2019, 5:13 pm Reply

5:47 Fajnový podpis 🙂

10 000 SUBS. Without Videos!!!!

Oct 10, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

Vagoši jsou nejlepší!!

Vojtěch Dlouhý

Oct 10, 2019, 5:40 pm Reply

kde je pytel boxerský? ring , ring

Ostrava na vždy

Oct 10, 2019, 6:08 pm Reply

5:10 – 5:19 nejlepší část ?????

Andrej Bednárik

Oct 10, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

Chalani vy ste borci

Marek Langer

Oct 10, 2019, 6:59 pm Reply

Zabijaci ???

Rob Ivankovic

Oct 10, 2019, 7:39 pm Reply

Páni komici?

KelyShowTV

Oct 10, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

najlepsie video ako naozaj od vas

Mar Tin

Oct 10, 2019, 8:19 pm Reply

Noo proste topka ? tak som sa smial že som sa pošťal ??

Smolexer

Oct 10, 2019, 8:31 pm Reply

To je ten typ videa,které je dlouhé 6 minut ale ty vtipné scénky jsou až v osmé minutě.

Johny Hasen

Oct 10, 2019, 8:44 pm Reply

Tyvole já se poseru ?????

Martin Uhliarik

Oct 10, 2019, 9:07 pm Reply

Poprosim večiu dávku vagošov

Roderik Jano

Oct 10, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

Popici

Stewė Boy

Oct 10, 2019, 12:18 am Reply

4:50 neutrel si riť xD

MKLCKA

Oct 10, 2019, 12:42 am Reply

VAGOŠI SÚ TOP!!!

Lethal Master

Oct 10, 2019, 4:29 am Reply

Nikdy to neomrzí, na každé video s Dynamem a Hruškym se dívám minimálně 20x ???.

DavidGaming Sk 793

Oct 10, 2019, 5:43 am Reply

Čo si okatý??

GTG BOYZ

Oct 10, 2019, 11:06 am Reply

Pokračovanie: Vagoši kradnú hliník.

J A

Oct 10, 2019, 12:23 pm Reply

Zase top trendy.. Nice more gadžo ??

Ondřej Kosina

Oct 10, 2019, 2:43 pm Reply

Víc videí tohoto typu! 😀

00000 00000

Oct 10, 2019, 4:04 pm Reply

More gadzo

Vondrej

Oct 10, 2019, 4:35 pm Reply

Hoši z toho udělejte sérii prosím… Vagoši jsou nejvíc TOP!! 😀 😀

Andrej Krajčik

Oct 10, 2019, 5:19 pm Reply

Mám nový nápad na video Vagoši na cestách

Andrej Voško

Oct 10, 2019, 6:07 pm Reply

Ten pocit keď máš dom o ulicu vedľa

Filip Köhler

Oct 10, 2019, 6:19 pm Reply

Myslím si , že by bylo dobré video typy lidí ve škole

Daniel Draxler

Oct 10, 2019, 7:04 pm Reply

top 😀 a to doslova top 1 😀

Zrucko TV

Oct 10, 2019, 7:11 pm Reply

Vytvorte merch More Gaaadzo

Oliver Klimpl

Oct 10, 2019, 7:57 pm Reply

Typy ľudí na prechádzke 🙂

MAOM, s.r.o.

Oct 10, 2019, 8:20 pm Reply

hneď s úvodu 1:01 😀 mi stačilo aby som dal hneď like 😀

Lacko Nub

Oct 10, 2019, 7:49 am Reply

Super video ? ale když bude ta zima tak by jste mohli natočit typi otužilcoch

minhokami

Oct 10, 2019, 8:54 am Reply

more je ti nieco smiesne

Tomáš Domián

Oct 10, 2019, 9:44 am Reply

S kámošema jsme vymisleli novou přezdívku kdyby se připojil někdo do teamu vagošů ? ( Diego)

TheGoldenShotgun SK

Oct 10, 2019, 11:56 am Reply

Kto by chcel vidieť vagošov vo filme tak odporúčam pozrieť New Kids Turbo 🙂

miky bitz

Oct 10, 2019, 12:01 pm Reply

Zly zvuk ?

simonko25

Oct 10, 2019, 12:47 pm Reply

Spravte paródiu na The Walking Dead

Mr Kendy

Oct 10, 2019, 2:12 pm Reply

Moore gaaadzo ….Neprajny! ??

S.O.I.A

Oct 10, 2019, 3:46 pm Reply

Ty dvoje hodinky ?????

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