| by Kenneth Chase | 98 comments

The ‘Webster’ When He Torched The Apartment

(soft twinkling music) – [Narrator] Webster eyes
a table of sweet toys. Katherine warns she brought
them from work for testing, as they’ve all received
consumer complaints and may be dangerous. George found a chemistry set; He used to love these shits! A customer said it’s boring; George says, “Of course it’s boring when
you follow lame instructions!” George used to make all kinds
of secret menu explosives. One time, he tied a rocket to his brother and launched him on the roof Webster thinks this amateur terrorism sounds like it rocks major sack. It’s too dangerous for
Webster to play with alone, but they can all be
science dorks tomorrow! They sent him to bed so they can bone. – Play one of these board games! – Oh, I dunno darling, they’re so dull. – How about if I’m the board? – I’ll get the dice. – [Narrator] Okay, I guess that’s what he calls his balls; Certainly peculiar! Webster makes his move Yoinked! This bear is heading to space, or at least his upstairs neighbor. But playing with fire is just too dang fun and little Nye wakes up the adults He stashes the smoldering
evidence in the closet the perfect crime. – Tomorrow, I’m putting a bear in space! – [Narrator] Eh, I wouldn’t count on it. Webster wakes up in a Willie
Nelson tour bus simulation. Let’s check that experiment Ah, yes, this supports the
hypothesis that fire is hot. This glass of water should do the trick! Smokin’ Hawking decides he
likes his bear after all, then calls for help from
his blazing bedroom. Jesus Christ! You wash your sweaters with gasoline?! Webster tells the fire department to bring their biggest cup of water. – What are you doing Katherine?! – I’m getting my cookbooks, I
don’t wanna lose everything! – [Narrator] Fucking seriously, Katherine? – I’m scared, I don’t wanna die! – [Narrator] My personal
mantra for inner peace. They grab their most useless junk, and hit the hallway to warn neighbors, most of whom are receptive, but one guy doesn’t buy it and returns to his certainly
purchased threesome. Webster forgot his box of mementos with the photo of his dead parents! – My mommy and daddy,
I can’t let them burn! – [Narrator] Relax, kid,
they can’t die twice! George risks his life for
Webster’s memento box, then escapes this human barbecue. The shell-shocked trio hides out at Jerry’s. – I don’t have a home. – [Narrator] Webster
knows all about that game, he can give you pointers
on finding a new one! George wants to call a doctor, to score drugs for his melted hand. – My phone book burned… – So did my fishing cap… The one with the little bass
bug and the red feather. – [Narrator] Oh no, not the
one with the red feather. Webster, consumed with guilt, doesn’t want his mementos anymore. Well, then what the shit was
the point of all that, Webster? Jerry encourages them to cheer up! – I wish I was dead. – [Narrator] Jerry might have
to encourage a little harder. The fire is extinguished, but
the apartment’s destroyed. They’re investigating the fire source Might have something to do with the beakers they found in the closet. George and Katherine
bicker over who’s to blame. Katherine brought the
set through the door, but George got Webster jacked
up on homemade explosives. Only one thing is for sure. It’s all Webster’s fault! Webster’s cue to dip. Jerry puts things in
much needed perspective They’re alive! and they don’t have to spend tomorrow doing a boring chemistry kit. Now let Webster confess Where is he? Neil deGrasse Arson is in a
museum of his fuck uppery, but hey, he found that fishing cap, and a spatula! What do you say, guys, cool beans? These beans are pretty far from cool! What do you have to say for yourself? – Bears in space… – [Narrator] What else do
you have to say for yourself we still got hot beans. Webster admits he started the fire playing with the forbidden chemistry set. This angers George, as
he specifically said, “Don’t do that!” then Webster did it, and they almost all died, and now their shit is trashed. Webster thought he couldn’t get hurt playing with safety matches, because kids are morons. – He doesn’t love me anymore… – [Narrator] Katherine lies and says they both still love
him, then tells a story about a little girl who
once dropped a match down an elevator shaft that match started a fire that caused massive
damage to the building, and that girl was Katherine Kinda saw that coming. And nobody ever found out
because she kept her mouth shut, and it was a different time for forensics, and that’s how you commit arson, Mr. Blabber Mouth Evidence Trail! – (cries) I made a big
mistake, and you did too! – [Narrator] A big mistake? That haircut’s a big mistake Y’all belong in jail! The fam makes plans to move somewhere, they’ll figure it out, season two just started, and, more importantly, who cares. – I guess we lost everything… – [Narrator] Yup, you sure did! So, what did we learn today? Listen to your adoptive parents about dangerous chemistry sets Science rules, but it’s not worth dying in a fire. Expensive bucket list sex, that’s another story. And safety matches are not safe, only a kid would think that, kids are stupid. And if your room is burning, toss a cup of water. It won’t do anything, it’s just funny, and you could probably use a laugh. And you can always replace stuff but your family? You can always replace them too, just ask Webster! See you next time
on a very special episode!


Wolfe Cane

Jun 6, 2019, 1:09 am Reply

I lost it at Neil Degrasse Arson ????


Jun 6, 2019, 9:16 am Reply

Had no idea John Legend was such a pretty terrible kid


Jun 6, 2019, 3:35 am Reply

1:24 – You had my full respect on that Webster line and response.

Daniel Hopkins

Jun 6, 2019, 3:00 am Reply

Lil Nye ?

X Seleviathan X

Jun 6, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

Websters height always tripped me out he was so goddamn small

Punk’N Donuts

Jun 6, 2019, 11:50 am Reply

God these shows were dark.

Lila Collette

Jun 6, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

where can i watch this episode online


Jun 6, 2019, 9:07 am Reply

But Zack Morris is trash!

Letucces Satan

Jun 6, 2019, 10:37 pm Reply

"Certainly purchased threesome"???

1:42 bruh… The level of savagery in that statement is beyond me.


Jun 6, 2019, 5:41 am Reply

The boy meets world when Shawn’s dad died

tomas rafael

Jun 6, 2019, 4:56 am Reply

How to give her like the worst haircut of the 80s can they giving her Angela Bowers or Maggie Seavers


Jun 6, 2019, 1:42 pm Reply

Didn’t George’s actor hate the shit out of Webster’s actor?


Jun 6, 2019, 2:21 am Reply

“Neil deGrasse Arson”


Jun 6, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply


chryz wonderland

Jun 6, 2019, 7:33 am Reply

I want more episodes! This series is just….hilarious af.

Greg Rowe

Jun 6, 2019, 3:54 pm Reply

Neil DeGrasse Arson

Billbo Crappins

Jun 6, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

Neil DeGrasse Arson

El Alacrán

Jun 6, 2019, 3:58 pm Reply

Neil DeGrasse Arson LMFAO

Brit Ann

Jul 7, 2019, 4:17 am Reply

Relax, they can't die twice…… Haha savage


Jul 7, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson ???????

Super Jabroni

Jul 7, 2019, 11:25 pm Reply

omfg….Neil Degrasse Arson ????

Weiss Schnee

Jul 7, 2019, 1:42 am Reply

Do the episode of Webster about the teacher child molester

James Henry

Jul 7, 2019, 10:01 pm Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson. Both racially and factually correct. Well played.

Matt Keene

Jul 7, 2019, 2:58 am Reply

They can’t die twice. Lol

Jay Hardy

Jul 7, 2019, 11:43 am Reply

"We still got hot beans!" ???

Ronald Lynch

Jul 7, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

Bears in space.

It’ll be the death of us all.


Jul 7, 2019, 8:56 pm Reply

I miss this show. You should review the one where Webster gets naked and starts dancing around and gets caught.

Leon Scott Kennedy0

Jul 7, 2019, 12:55 am Reply

is this show still on tv

Hero King

Jul 7, 2019, 10:42 pm Reply

"I wish I was dead" "I'm scared, I don't wanna die" "He doesn't love me anymore" and "my mommy and daddy, I can't let them burn" This was actually super fucking dark christ

Yasmeen C

Jul 7, 2019, 1:32 pm Reply

“Relax, kid. They can’t die twice!” I’m dead lmao

SPARK The Great

Jul 7, 2019, 3:07 pm Reply

“Neil DeGrasse Arson”. I’ve had enough ?????

Marquita Watson

Jul 7, 2019, 6:44 pm Reply

That haircut is a big mistake ????

zoë Carson

Jul 7, 2019, 8:40 pm Reply

Nawwww he's so cute though ? a little fire never hurt nobody ?

SB Draws

Jul 7, 2019, 6:57 am Reply


My personal Mantra for inner peace


jess kjellberg

Jul 7, 2019, 12:50 am Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson!!!!

Big Mike

Jul 7, 2019, 8:47 am Reply

“Neil Degrasse-Arson is in a museum of his fuckupery” lmaooooo

helenn linares

Jul 7, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

Never heard this show. .. but Webster is freaking adorable!!!!

Chris Baca

Jul 7, 2019, 5:37 am Reply

Neil Degrass Arson – I was on the floor dying ???

Bebe Cranney

Jul 7, 2019, 1:51 pm Reply

Who the fuck saves a cookbook? These guys suck I'm glad Webster burned their shit

and what about it ?

Jul 7, 2019, 1:56 pm Reply

Stop swearing

Stoney Jaye

Jul 7, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Man this guy is hilarious I am NOT supposed to be laughing at this shit lmao

Keith Jones

Jul 7, 2019, 4:44 pm Reply

Neil DeGrass Arson…. Lol

The Nimble Ninja

Jul 7, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

So basically Webster's adoptive mom was a psychotic arsonist. Great hands the kid is in. I'm sure he'll turn out fine.

R Stands For Race

Jul 7, 2019, 5:33 am Reply

Webster started the fire! It was always burnin' since the world was turnin'!

Leah Dawson

Jul 7, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

The moral of this story is to heed the box warnings when they say: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN!!!

Darrien Lovett

Jul 7, 2019, 4:26 pm Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson ???


Jul 7, 2019, 9:38 pm Reply

No one:
Teens: 2:14

MotleyStu10 88

Jul 7, 2019, 9:42 pm Reply

Relax kid! They can’t die twice! Brutal…

Charon Christ

Jul 7, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

So Webster didn't have to kill himself? I'm confused lol

Juan Pablo Robayo

Jul 7, 2019, 12:58 am Reply

"Webster thinks this amateur terrorism sounds like it rocks major sack."
I feel blessed to have heard this sentence.

Tash Hashimi

Jul 7, 2019, 1:55 pm Reply

Neil DeGrassi Arson ???

Rez Terralico

Jul 7, 2019, 4:31 am Reply

I remember trying to steal a shiny quarter in the dead of night from my parents bedroom when I was young. Somehow I grabbed a match the night and somehow struck it. It hurt my hand and I threw it away (no knowing that the match landed in the bed that they were sleeping). I went to my bedroom defeated when I then heard the fire alarm shortly after. My folks got out of bed and smothered the fire that was on the bed sheet. Lesson of the story? Don't go trying to steal something in the dead of night or you just may burn your parents as they sleep. I don't think they got injured thankfully.

oldtwins na

Jul 7, 2019, 3:30 am Reply

The real question is whether they confessed to their insurance agent they intentionally torched the building themselves. Probably not so add insurance fraud to the list.

Steve Borelli

Jul 7, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

George in that thumbnail look ready to fuck someone up.


Jul 7, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

Save the cookbooks!? Save the photo albums, you fucking imbecile!

Twan L. Claiborne

Jul 7, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

"Neil DeGrasse Arson"..

Yanasoo Sibarah

Jul 7, 2019, 11:08 pm Reply

I clicked this cause the little kid looks bad asl


Jul 7, 2019, 6:09 pm Reply

"Neil DeGrasse-Arson". That joke is smarter than most of my teachers in middle school.


Jul 7, 2019, 6:18 am Reply

"And you can always replace stuff, but your family, you can always replace them too! Just ask Webster!"

Omg wow, Lol!

Peter MacDonough

Jul 7, 2019, 5:49 pm Reply

“I guess that’s what he calls his balls?” Lolololol!!!!!! ? ? ?!!!


Jul 7, 2019, 5:11 am Reply

Neil DeGrasse Arson…. 😀


Jul 7, 2019, 12:51 am Reply

I vividly remember watching this episode as a kid and was always worried I was going to set the house on fire.

Markus Dez

Jul 7, 2019, 3:25 am Reply

“You can always replace stuff, but your family….you can replace that too! Just ask Webster!” ???

Jake Doc

Jul 7, 2019, 12:26 pm Reply

Daaamn what a burn "and you can always replace your family just ask webster.."

Costa Zambaras

Jul 7, 2019, 9:20 pm Reply

“Neil deGrasse Arson..”

smaller cathedrals

Jul 7, 2019, 10:55 am Reply

"Neil deGrasse Arson is in a museum of his fuck uppery."

AJ Chupa

Jul 7, 2019, 12:51 am Reply

Webster is like 4…

Tanai’ Wilson

Jul 7, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

Does anyone else feels like this was really rude ??‍♀️

Michael Eisenman

Jul 7, 2019, 5:05 am Reply

Neil DeGraffe Arson. Too much I'm dying laughing ??????

Mike Vincent

Jul 7, 2019, 9:07 pm Reply

The commentary when the fire first starts is absolutley hillarious ?

Qu AudioReact

Jul 7, 2019, 1:04 am Reply

you should do the power rangers xDD

Kate Maloney

Jul 7, 2019, 3:53 am Reply

I shouldn't laugh at these, but I always do! I can't help it!


Jul 7, 2019, 10:48 pm Reply

These are the fucking best videos ever

Max Power

Jul 7, 2019, 6:41 am Reply

Gee whiz how adorable was Webster, poor little fella was so down on himself… I hope he's ok?

Kevin Connor

Jul 7, 2019, 12:24 pm Reply

The momento box is just ashes from Webster’s original family that he also arsoned

Linda Easley

Jul 7, 2019, 10:43 am Reply

" purchased three some " ??

Mike Attard

Jul 7, 2019, 3:06 pm Reply

"Neil DeGrasse Arson" LOL.

33 73

Jul 7, 2019, 3:13 pm Reply

BABY SETS FIRE + I DONT HAVE A HOUSE = AND MY PHONEBOOK BURNED!? AND THATS WHAT YOU’RE SAD ABOUT KATHERINE!!? WHO CARES ABOUT A FUCKING PHONEBOOK!? ITS WAS PRESUMABLY THE 80S, PHONEBOOKS WERE FREE AND EVERYWHERE!! A PHONEBOOK!!??! YOUR PRIZED POSSESSION WAS A FREE BOOK WITH PHONE NUMBERS IN IT!???!? Oh and a red feather fishing cap. What the fuck are their priorities… ? at least the poor kid has his shit straight, more than the “adults” all he wanted was the only picture of his late mother and father, that’s something I could see someone risking their lives over to get back in those days (I say back in those days, because most of our shit is on our phones and crap now, and not actual tangible pictures, that would be lost forever if caught on fire ?.)

Ryan Nurmi

Jul 7, 2019, 9:56 pm Reply

Niel Degrasse Arson!!!!

K Roddy

Jul 7, 2019, 3:41 am Reply

Webster was in his late teens at this point, also he's a Freemason in real life.


Aug 8, 2019, 12:30 am Reply

I keep saying this is my last one

Jennifer Cleveland

Aug 8, 2019, 5:47 am Reply

do the Webster special olympics episode

Recusant BilE

Aug 8, 2019, 2:47 pm Reply

I thought Webster call them his "men toes"

Naomi Jessica

Aug 8, 2019, 2:57 am Reply

When I see "A Very Special Episode."
Me: Do I want to laugh or bre-
sees that I've already clicked the thumbnail
Welp… air and living aren't THAT important lol

Soft Cheddar

Aug 8, 2019, 12:25 am Reply

Every line the kid said made me want to punch him in the tooth

S. Iacomus

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 pm Reply

Willy Nelson tour bus simulation


Aug 8, 2019, 2:40 am Reply

neil degrasse arson classic funny or die

Grace En Rose

Aug 8, 2019, 9:21 am Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson HAHAHAHAHAH

Randy Richards

Aug 8, 2019, 10:33 pm Reply

Expensive bucket list sex. What?

CBK Grim

Aug 8, 2019, 4:09 pm Reply

Your like the best asshole ever……i love you bro.

Barny 31

Aug 8, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

Eeeeeww…watching your stuff is real funny yet makes me feel creepy for growing up in the 80''s haaahaaa!!!


Aug 8, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply

There's something darkly funny about a silly sitcom in a comedy video suddenly saying……..i don't have a home.

Caryn D Prescott

Aug 8, 2019, 4:56 pm Reply

Neil Degrasse Arson ????

Brett Jimenez

Aug 8, 2019, 1:56 am Reply

"Neil deGrasse Arson is in a museum of his fuck uppery" I lost it

S Perry

Aug 8, 2019, 5:35 am Reply

Fuckin seriously, Katherine?

Taylor Myers

Aug 8, 2019, 6:39 am Reply

" That haircut was a mistake, Y'ALL belong in jail" ???

Sadpants McGee

Aug 8, 2019, 11:49 am Reply

Hold up. Is Webster adopted?

Juanesha Franklin

Aug 8, 2019, 12:14 am Reply

I bet the sales of Chemistry Sets went up after this episode. Causing the opposite effect of the entire point.

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