| by Kenneth Chase | 3 comments

The Struggles of Reading in an Apartment | Comedy Sketch


[MELLOW JAZZY MUSIC] [WIND BLOWING, BIRDSONG] [WOMAN SIGHS] [DOOR CLACKS SHUT] [BRASSY JAZZ MUSIC] [TELEVISION CLACKS AND CHATTERS] OK. Yeah. Oh. I love this show. Yeah. December 7th [INAUDIBLE] [TELEVISION CHATTER] [JACKHAMMER RATTLING] [WINDOW SQUEAKING] [WOMAN GROANS] [GUITAR MUSIC] [MAN GRUNTS, GUITAR MUSIC] [BRASSY JAZZ MUSIC] [MAN AND WOMAN GIGGLING] You’re crazy. I am not. [MAN AND WOMAN MIMICKING GAME
SOUNDS] [ELECTRIC GUITAR GRATING] [BRASSY JAZZ MUSIC] [MUTED TRAFFIC NOISE] [BIRDSONG] [CAR ALARM BLARING] [WOMAN GRUMBLING LOUDLY] [WINDOW SQUEALING] Aah! [PHONE ALERT PINGING] [WATER DROPLETS PLINKING] [PHONE ALERT PINGING] [WATER DROPLETS PLINKING] [PHONE ALERT PINGING] [WATER DROPLETS PLINKING] [PHONE ALERT PINGING] [WOMAN GRUMBLING] [PHONE ALERT PINGING] [WATER DROPLETS PLINKING] Shut up! [FOOTSTEPS TRAMPING] [WIND WHOOSHING] Whoa! Hey, what’s going on? You can’t be up here. No roof access. Can’t you read? –Brown avocados! Who likes brown avocados– I do! [COFFEE BEANS CLINKING] [GRINDER WHIRRING] [GRINDER CLICKS OFF] [GRINDER WHIRRING] [WOMAN GIGGLES, GRINDER CLICKS
OFF] [GRINDER WHIRRING] [GRINDER CLICKS OFF] [GRINDERS WHIRRING] [VIDEO GAME PINGING] [INARTICULATE CHATTER] [ANIMAL SQUEAK] [CACOPHONOUS MUSIC] [BABBLE AND CACKLING] [RELIEVED SIGH] [JAZZY MUSIC ENDS] [WOMAN HUFFS] [WOMAN SNORES] [MELLOW JAZZY MUSIC] [BRASSY JAZZ MUSIC]

3 Comments

Boston Book Bitty

Jul 7, 2018, 4:52 pm Reply

“Can’t you read?” She is trying to! 😭

Fanick225

Jul 7, 2018, 10:21 am Reply

I understand completely it happens to me too. Usually i go to my car.

Peter Rossiter

Jul 7, 2018, 4:03 pm Reply

Move out

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