| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

The REAL Reason People Shop Online


Did you find everything ok? Hmm? Oh, yes. Great. And will you be using your store credit card with us? Oh, no, I don’t have one. Well, if you sign up now, you’ll save 30% on your whole purchase. No thanks. Ok. Are you a rewards member? Uhh…I don’t think so? You should definitely sign up for our rewards program! For every three dollars you spend, you’ll earn five bonus bucks which you can redeem for mega discounts during our Super Saturday Sales! Wait…what? And if you sign up now, you’ll be halfway to a gold membership. Oh. What’s a gold membership get me? A shinier card. You know, I think I’ll just… …give you my money and take the shirt. A good, old-fashioned transaction. Ok. I’ll just need your e-mail address. Oh. No thank you. Phone number? No. Zip code? No. Mother’s maiden name? No! Blood type? No! Favorite ninja turtle? What?! Why are you asking me this? I just wanna buy this shirt! Why are you torturing me?! Ok, ok. I’m sorry! I’m sorry. I’ll ring you up. Look, I’m sorry…I… I know you’re just trying to do your job. I promise I’m not a mean person. Does that mean you’ll donate a dollar to help a homeless, starving puppy? His name is Skippy. That’s him in the picture. Ok… Great! (receipt printing) Alright. Here you go. And would you like a bag with that? Uh, no. I’ll just carry the shirt. Oh, no, no, no. I’m talking about your receipts! Here you go. And…there! Oh look! You saved $125 on this purchase. How? Oh, and if you fill out this survey and send it to this address using a carrier pigeon, you’ll be entered to win a free chicken sandwich! Chicken sandwich…? Oh! You also get two magazines for three months! Or is it three magazines for two months? Did you find everything ok? I have exact change! Renasant Bank. The best bank in the South. Visit renasantbank.com to learn more. Hey y’all, thank you so much for watching. And if you like this video, check out our other videos! And please be sure to subscribe to our channel! Do it for Skippy!

100 Comments

Tuggle Miles

Apr 4, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

I had to tell the cashier how to da a Cash transaction. This is so accurate.

Lemons19902010

Apr 4, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

This is so true!?

D. F.

Apr 4, 2019, 1:06 am Reply

That’s it. Please send this video to all major retailers.

linswango

Apr 4, 2019, 6:04 am Reply

Very true!! ???

Jobin McGooch

Apr 4, 2019, 3:47 am Reply

I’m totally the exact change guy ?

Jana McLain

Apr 4, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

?????

Nabeela Wisal

Apr 4, 2019, 2:26 am Reply

Welcome To Marshall's. They always asking me if I would like to apply for tjmax rewards I m like this is Marshall's why they wanna give . Tjmax card .after 3 yrs o realized they r the same stores .and they asking me exactly the same things .??

GleamEyes

May 5, 2019, 4:54 am Reply

blushes in embarrassment The manager makes us do it, okay?!

Holly Hughes

May 5, 2019, 7:22 pm Reply

???

Chris Hatley

May 5, 2019, 12:31 pm Reply

This and those people who wait by the exit and Chase you around asking you to donate.

Michael Merck

May 5, 2019, 10:21 pm Reply

Only a gutless Yankee would not give to Skippy

Alie The Artist

May 5, 2019, 1:06 pm Reply

Reasons I put off going to the store.

Preston Fergus

May 5, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

I lost it at free chicken sandwich

Audrey – Madison Williams

May 5, 2019, 12:40 am Reply

This is why Amazon was created

x2malandy

May 5, 2019, 2:32 pm Reply

You-all are just so funny! Sad face Skippy. Ha That's what my kids look like if I take their phone away.

Alaska096

May 5, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

The Matt guy is the best ?

Rydal S

May 5, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

1:09 ???

James M

May 5, 2019, 1:46 am Reply

Donate to the children…..no, let them starve.

Felix Fischer

May 5, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

Born and raised in La. Im Very insulated by this video if it wasn't so damn TRUE!! THIS LADY is how I'm starting to feel every time I go into the store. Ibet that is his dog by the way he looked with guilty face. Oh yeah hiw many trees does it take for resist (it should be used on store card saved it the program wanted your service of coming back. Get this why do I got to show ID just to get a damn money order that I give store cash for does that make you think? ?

Reina Arana

May 5, 2019, 12:17 am Reply

?????????

Pink Magic Ali

May 5, 2019, 1:26 pm Reply

I once went to Nespresso and they told me they get in trouble if they don’t give customers a bag. Then they had to go out the back to get change when I wanted to pay cash.

Michelle Phillips

May 5, 2019, 2:06 pm Reply

I always say, No, NO and no that's it-

Yo Mama

May 5, 2019, 6:26 am Reply

That's not just southern. I too feel tortured by clerks just doing their jobs

Miles Green

May 5, 2019, 9:21 pm Reply

the phone number thing is accurate

Dancedance Revolution

May 5, 2019, 11:41 pm Reply

Lol his face in the thumbnail ??

D R

May 5, 2019, 12:39 am Reply

Using a carrier pigeon lol

Angel G.

May 5, 2019, 3:52 pm Reply

Sometimes the cashier gets mad at me for tryin' to skip all her questions!??

BlackForest Grizzly

May 5, 2019, 3:42 pm Reply

"I have exact change!"

Not gonna lie… Sometimes I wanna do that at the store.

Cynthia Cler

Jun 6, 2019, 6:42 am Reply

That's what its like at Kmart. 15 ft of receipts for a pair of boots.

aaron cabral

Jun 6, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

This doesnt actually happen lol

ano070602

Jun 6, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

The reason most people shop on line is the stores really do not have the items in stock.

HOHNancy

Jun 6, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply

LOL I had 3 Boston Terriers and the picture of the pup made me smile.

UHFStation1

Jun 6, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

Spot on. Although I think he missed a step.

Vivian Blakely

Jun 6, 2019, 11:40 pm Reply

"I have exact change!" Tax included! ???

Vicky

Jun 6, 2019, 12:49 am Reply

These are hilarious!!

Lea Davis

Jul 7, 2019, 5:17 pm Reply

This is pretty accurate! ?

Caroline Ballard

Jul 7, 2019, 4:59 am Reply

Favorite ninja turtle is Leonardo ?

Holo Theatertrash

Jul 7, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

Skippys gonna make me go in debt

1979 Hellcat

Jul 7, 2019, 9:03 am Reply

??? omg this is y I love amazon so much !!!

James Pollman

Jul 7, 2019, 12:59 am Reply

Just let me get to fook outta here! PAAAALEEEEESE!

In Retail… THEY MAKE YOU DO THIS SHIT.
ANNOYING. Retailers need to hijack a bunch of Parrots. Associates hate this shit.

BTW… Corporations are manipulating Customers Surveys by coercing Employees' to counter balance the real numbers.

In RETAIL… as a customer – You must understand that a retail employee works much harder than you and has to take a TON OF CRAP because you trash the store and make retarded demands.

NO JOB IS MORE DEMANDING THAN DEALING WITH A THOUSAND CUSTOMERS A DAY WITH A MEAN IQ DECLINING 7 POINTS PER GENERATION.

The Customer is ALWAYS a Retard.

EDIT:
The customer is always a Retard and at least 200lbs. Overweight.

James Pollman

Jul 7, 2019, 1:07 am Reply

Please!!!
Let me enter a store without a parrot barking… "Welcome….."

PLEASE.

I've stopped shopping stores that will not leave me the fook alone.

STOP GREETING ME. I WANT TO KILL YOU . STOP!

Please stop.

When will Corporations understand that we get PANDERING? WHEN.

STOPPPPPP!

James Pollman

Jul 7, 2019, 2:03 am Reply

15 feet of receipt paper.
Are you a Veteran?
You wanna fill out our totally bogus survey… and receive a ridiculous pile of Spam EVERYDAY?
Can I please wait while you back up the line (only employee at the store) 20 Deep while you hunt for 14 Cents.

OH, YEAH… Please write a check. Who writes checks? Back my line up another 20 Deep.

Yeah BABY… You forget your purse (at least you were not stealing). I'll be happy for you to take a leisurely walk to your 1990 Honda Civic for your wallet.

Back up my line another 10.

Yes Mamn… You have 30 Coupons compounded with online coupons… and you don't want to pay more than a penny for closed-out items. I'll be happy to Price Check each and every item… and pleased as punch to repair all the damage you did to my store while rooting like a pig for truffles. Nevermid your 6 kids. 45 minutes.

YES! Please use at least 3 different payment methods for your toilet paper, Gummy Bears and Pregnancy Test.

YES! WE LOVE a $6.26 bill payed in pennies and nickels! The stickier the change is… the better! I love change peeled of the floor of a 1980 Honda Civic. I imagine whatever happened to it in 40 years.

ABSOLUTELY! I'll be more than happy to leave my checkout position (nobody else in the store) because your cat will only eat Friskies Salmon Pate. I'll be right back after hunting through 2000 cases in the backroom.

You ARE the only person in the world that will buy a can of Sperm Flavored Spam. But, I'll be sure to pull my favors with corporate… and have stocked next week.

OKAY! Please hand me your shopping list!
I'll be MORE THAN HAPPY to shop for you for an hour while my life is becoming a living Hell because I have no time to actually produce!

I'm fooking sorry!
We don't have your 100% Wheat Whatever everytime you come. We sell 2 a week. We ask for 3. But… Nobody cares! (The Vendor "stales" 2.

Please leave your cart in the parking lot… creating opportunity for those that run their cars into them a chance for me to waste 6 hours filling out complaint forms.
Please complain when you have no shopping cart… because I cannot retrieve (only employee there). They are where customers left them.. Allover the parking lot.

BY ALL MEANS… Kick the front door. Bang on the front door… shout, scream.. write nasty letters to Corporate because…
… I don't open the store before the time posted on the door. 8am. I have stuff to do while you are sitting in the parking lot at 7:15am. Happens more than you might think.

Customer says, "YOU BETTER (Make Me Happy) DO WHAT I SAY… OR I'LL TELL ON YOU!"

On and On.

Retail is working with a dysfunctional pile of snowflake entitlement.

Fortunately… there are still some people around that understand ethics, morality, and integrity.

Later. Pardon my venting.

Ayano

Jul 7, 2019, 11:36 am Reply

I dont shop in stores…

And online… Cuz im broke

Lucky Dogs Mom

Jul 7, 2019, 1:42 pm Reply

This is so true!

santaclaracuba1977

Jul 7, 2019, 2:26 pm Reply

Amazon save the day

Olivia Balderston

Jul 7, 2019, 3:41 pm Reply

We have all been there, shopping on line so easy. That's why malls are failing and brick and mortar stores shutting their doors. They should all be putting their merchandise online

dee bedwell

Jul 7, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

Do it for Skippy …

Vanessa Bayardo

Jul 7, 2019, 8:07 pm Reply

Just today they had finally convinced me to apply for a credit card. They lost me at what's your ssn. How can they possibly ask for it just like that?

Vanessa Bayardo

Jul 7, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

I like that guy at 1:11. I see what he did there.

J Stewart

Jul 7, 2019, 8:40 pm Reply

Sorry hell. Enough of this badgering.

Life Guard

Jul 7, 2019, 9:15 pm Reply

?? STANDING OVATION ???????????????????????????????????????????‍♀️ ???‍? ???‍♂️

Fairy Pixie Princess

Jul 7, 2019, 3:13 am Reply

I worked in retail. The managers were always pushing us to offer store credit cards, and you could tell that the customers were getting pissed off because they just wanted to get their stuff and get out of there.

Jonathan Wheat

Jul 7, 2019, 12:30 pm Reply

Boy, they nailed it!
*Logs on to Amazon*

JoeyRamonAllones

Jul 7, 2019, 5:51 am Reply

If you happen to be like me, five foot one inches tall wheelchair user, the item you're trying to purchase is always on the top shelf and the clerk is nowhere in sight. If you happen to see another customer and ask them to reach something for you, their response is usually " I don't work here". Common decency and manners have become extinct in our current sjw world.

Jerry Kinnin

Jul 7, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

Too funny. Best channel on youtube.

Angie Thomas

Jul 7, 2019, 9:11 am Reply

This happened to me today ?…in Kroger checkout, “ do you wanna donate to back to school fund”…’uhhh, yeah’…and the cashier said, “the little ones thank you”…Louisiana ?

Kate Samples

Jul 7, 2019, 12:18 am Reply

Leonardo

Favorite Ninja Turtle

danger stranger

Aug 8, 2019, 9:43 pm Reply

True but people seem to forget they get every second of info off of you when you buy online. Name adress, email, phone number and zipcode, and most people look online for 10% off anyways. Oh and don't forget the constant emails on deals and surveys from the email address you have them so you could get notifications on when your packages arrive.

D Smith

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

I remember telling myself, “you are a veteran, going to school using your GI Bill, the family is thisclose to qualifying for food stamps – WE need assistance, so no thank you…”

Shout-out to the commissary and PX for accepting so many coupons!

Christiaan Overgaard

Aug 8, 2019, 1:45 am Reply

I get past that by speaking really bad Russian. I get looks but no hassle until I need something and then I have to speak my native tongue, Inglish.

laura lynch

Aug 8, 2019, 4:21 pm Reply

I once had to give my phone number in order to buy one shirt. I thought it was ridiculous.

Milka Direy

Aug 8, 2019, 4:51 pm Reply

?? I do the exact change a LOT!

Thomas Fuller

Aug 8, 2019, 12:41 pm Reply

That’s so accurate

Gary Jones

Aug 8, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

0:51 Could've at least said Michelangelo.

Kayla H

Aug 8, 2019, 10:18 pm Reply

I used to work in retail and trust me, it's annoying to us that we have to push all this stuff at check out. We were expected to get 99% phone number and email capture or we would get in trouble as if it's our fault people don't want to be bombarded with ads. Also we could be fired if we didn't sale enough credit cards and they coached us to be really aggressive about it. I'll never go back to that.

FAKE NAME

Aug 8, 2019, 4:47 am Reply

This isn’t why people shop online at all. They are just too lazy to drive around all over looking for the item when they can find it in seconds and have it ordered quicker.

Danniella Boling

Aug 8, 2019, 3:40 pm Reply

? ?

Sarah Doan

Aug 8, 2019, 7:01 am Reply

Yep!

Zach Novosad

Aug 8, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

Credit cards being pushed is my only issue really asa retail worker. Pushing unwanted things on customers is what drives them away. Not drive sales. I never have an issue with a rewards card cause it takes minimal information and only gives things to a customer. As a customer I always sign up for rewards

ayesha javed

Aug 8, 2019, 11:07 pm Reply

Omg how I always wish that I can say I have exact change..

Cutie Cat

Aug 8, 2019, 3:58 pm Reply

Every cvs ever

K. Sharp

Aug 8, 2019, 12:08 pm Reply

So true!!!!!!!

MIguel peralta

Aug 8, 2019, 4:17 am Reply

it that a patriots logo i see in the glass

D Mal

Aug 8, 2019, 5:21 am Reply

I know this over the top for comedic effect, but not far off. When they ask me all those questions I say I'm homeless.

Skippi Skip Production LLC

Aug 8, 2019, 3:36 pm Reply

Oh my word…this sounds like a mix of Taco Bell, Best Buy and Kohl's.

Susan Dixson

Aug 8, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

???

Kelly Penrod

Aug 8, 2019, 11:39 am Reply

this is the point when I leave the merchandise on the checkout counter, and walk off.
And to hell with online shopping also, the few times I've tried it I've ended up with wrong size, wrong item, or 3wk delivery on an overnight ship.
I don't have time for that either.

Rusty Roof

Aug 8, 2019, 2:37 pm Reply

Yes omg I hate it when they do this. I just want to pay my money. Went to a book store and refused to give them my email and sign up for their mailing list and she said I guess you DONT like saving money………. I was like I do …. but I come in to buy a book maybe once every 2 yrs… and there is no point in signing up for all this junk now I won't be back at all…buh bye…

Sumi Manan

Aug 8, 2019, 3:40 pm Reply

I love ittt

Lila Ginevra Potter

Aug 8, 2019, 3:55 am Reply

I died at the puppy part?

Sub 2 LazarBeam

Aug 8, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

I laughed at the sight of the dog lol I feel use guilty

Zoe Hotel hideaway star

Aug 8, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

I only subscribed For Skippy

Amy Hyde

Sep 9, 2019, 4:09 am Reply

That was so right on the money.
It’s a pain to go into a store anymore?

Chris S.

Sep 9, 2019, 4:41 am Reply

Skippy gets to me every time I watch this. ?

WildCountingDaysWithOurCanyonOnFire

Sep 9, 2019, 5:22 pm Reply

Yep, that sounds right! I always say no until they get to Skippy ?. ? Lol.

Diamondcookie Girl

Sep 9, 2019, 1:44 am Reply

0:11 0:19 the teel long sleeve changed to a magenta shirt?!

John Gwin Texas

Sep 9, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

Yup. This is EXACTLY why I shop online

Craig Gonzalez

Sep 9, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

As a cashier this was right on the money but here’s a little a secret to all the customers as much as you hate being asked these question we hate it more asking them especially over and over and over again.

Heidi Lancellotti

Sep 9, 2019, 4:00 am Reply

NAILED IT! ???

Jackie Baker

Sep 9, 2019, 6:44 pm Reply

I hate pushy sales clerk

bella

Sep 9, 2019, 1:22 am Reply

i'm not entirely sure how i found this channel and i decided to watch one video. i'm now addicted to these videos and i don't even live in the south

Posim RAWAL-GWEN

Sep 9, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

Soooo true.. lol!

candy substance

Sep 9, 2019, 8:01 pm Reply

Bc it saves me 100s of dollars

Melon Lord

Sep 9, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply

AKA Books A Million…

Journi2Lyfe

Sep 9, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

??? Hilarious!!

jennifer knight

Sep 9, 2019, 3:21 am Reply

I hate it when they ask for my email address!!

Music Lover

Sep 9, 2019, 10:50 pm Reply

"A shinier card"???

Nia the Gulf Gypsy

Oct 10, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

I know I am officially a Brahmin addict when I see the shoulder strap of her bag and I'm like: It's a Brahmin !

Immortalfire

Oct 10, 2019, 10:51 am Reply

Donate for Skippy!

NebulaM57

Oct 10, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

OH MAN!! You absolutely nailed this one!! It's not even exaggerated! Bravo!

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