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The Property Brothers Try Stand-Up (feat. The Sklar Brothers) – Lights Out with David Spade


(funky music) – All right, guys. Stand up comedy is super easy. I have a walkie talkie,
I’m gonna be in your ear, Jonathan and Andrew,
I’ll be in your ear. Just say exactly what
we tell you to do. Tell me if you can hear me. Can you hear this, right here? – Yeah, got it. – Drew can you
hear me right now. – I hear you, yes Can you make look like
more of an ass than me? – Yep. We can definitely do that.
– Okay, good. Here’s the good news,
if you guys bomb, you’re both still
hot and have money. All right, here we go. – Please welcome
Jon and Drew Scott, the Property Brothers! (clapping) – Hey how you doing buddy? – Hey everybody. – Hey everybody. – How you doing? – How are you doing? – I’m Jonathan. – I’m Jonathan. – And I’m, ah, who gives a shit. – And I’m, ah,
nobody gives a shit. (audience laughing) – We’re from Canada and
sadly that’s the coolest thing about us. – I am from Canada and sadly that is the
coolest thing about us. (laughing) – If you don’t know our show. – So if you don’t know our show. – Ask Your aunt about it. – Ask your aunt about it. (laughing) – Not the fun aunt. – Not the fun aunt. – The lonely one
who’s a hoarder. – The lonely one
who’s a hoarder. (laughing) – Yeah, she knows us. – We’re like, if a pair
of Dockers got famous. – We’re kinda like if a
pair of Dockers got famous. (laughing) – People tell us we look
like Harry Connick Jr. – People do tell us we
look like Harry Connick Jr. – If he were a gay magician. – If he were a gay magician. (laughing) – Hey, it’s easy
to tell us apart. – Okay, hey, it’s
easy to tell us apart. – My beard is full. – My beard is full. – And my beard is
Zooey Deschanel. – And my beard is
Zooey Deschanel. (laughing) (clapping) – Jonathan almost
died in the womb. – I almost died in the womb. – And Drew is dying
on stage right now. – And Drew is dying
on stage right now. (laughing) – We’re pretty young guys. – We’re pretty young guys. – We came this close to
being adopted by Madonna. – We came this close to
being adopted by Madonna. (laughing) – Guys, we can build anything. – Guys we can build anything. – Except for a personality. – Except for a personality. (laughing) – All right, thanks
guys, so much. You guys are a great audience. – Well thanks guys,
thanks so much. You’re a great audience. Thank you very much. (clapping)
(funky music) – Good night. – Woo! (cheering)
(shouting excitedly) – Yes dude! – Oh my God. – You guys were great. – My mother’s never
heard me say fuck before. – We’ll stick to, letting
you do stand up and we will stick to fixing houses. – Unlike most remodels,
it got done ahead of time. – Yeah.
(laughing) (funky music)

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