THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER | Resident Evil 7 – Part 6 (END)
*High Five*Top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Resident Evil 7 This might actually be the last episode I think that this is the last area of the game and I don’t know how much of the game is left buuuut I’m pretty sure its not that much So we might just finish it out In this, I got my badass, powerful Pistol with 2 bullets In it, ummm If we go out here and go left …. No I have a fuse That I can open that door with …uhhh (SILENCE) .. Shut up pls ahhhaaa(O.O) There’s one of them right there See that’s is the thing, Now I’m scared of them … I got so used to be in able To blow all of their fucking heads off for a while ohhh (OPENS DOOR) With this This had a lock pick symbol on it Or maybe it had just a lock on it So what’s Back through that door Well what’s on this side ohhhhh Well that was a different door all together then oooOK! Movin’ on Don’t worry you didn’t see anything So hopefully we get a bit more of the story then coming up towards the end of this game … Kitchen, Dining room, Maintenance room Control room yeah, I have a fucking… Better map, Thank you(that sass tho) Who needs paper maps anymore? …And why Don’t any of you people have mobile phones in This game Isn’t it like modern technology times? OK It’s locked from the other side Well that’s good funneling me through the experience … Cause otherwise it’s like Ahhhhh SHIT where am I ? How many rooms have I (O.O) Who goes there? …… Mia have you ay-even Handled a gun before? Do you know how to handle yourself? Ohh I hear A TV, OHHHH HI? :0 (SILENCE) OHH She’s sittin right there (SILENCE AND SCARED) *Go JACK* (Evie TURNS AROUND) *OHH NO* Hello? *AHHHAA* Evie: Watch it! Mia: What!? Mia: Why?! Evie: YOU NEED TO REMEMBER…… Evie: So we can BE a family What?! What am I Watching.. Is it fucking Dora Or something I hate Dora burn her Fucking Monkey(sheesh Jack)…. that’s a Save thing but I can’t I can’t use it OK I like how she just like turned around and the chair as well like *imitates* “Hello Mr. Bond” *pretends to pet cat* I’m glad you met my sharks *laughs* Right, old video tape covered In semen..? You didn’t here that little girl! Even though I don’t think you’re as innocent as you look Mia Winters cabin? Sea transport log TOP SECRET whooo October 5th 2014 Mia: Alan Mia: Your getting worse *Alan in pain* Alan: She must have… Alan: Infected me during the attack Alan: …and I’m too far gone Alan: Anyway … (the fuck is Alan…) Alan: ughahaaaha (OHH!) Alan: But it serves me right *Jack gestures to hand* Alan: It’s my fault she got out (He’s got the watch!) Mia: yeah it is your fault *Laughs* Mia: But that does not mean I’m gonna let you die *Laughs at comeback* Good line! Alan: She didn’t attack you Mia: Its part of her imprinting Mia: Protocol, I can’t believe this Mia: Is happening Alan: Here… Alan: Take it.. It has her tissue samples OHHH… Alan: You find her… Alan: You fix this Mia: OK, Evie Mia: Where are you? *Jack looks at watch too* Evie?… Eveline So It is Eveline OK… Machine gun ammo? DUDE *loads gun* I have a fucking P-19 It is a P-19 isn’ it? Yeah I love these machine guns (READS) Special operation divisior… DIVISION *laughs* Division and director together Director Alan Droney and Caretaker Mia Winters Mia is a double agent!!! (O.O) recent res-reports suggest that if Eveline remains at her current location, she is at a high risk of being stolen by opposing organizations.. your orders therefore are to transfer Eveline to our central American branch for safekeeping until further notice. During transfer, be sure to adhere to the following protocols Act as a parental… Act as parental guardians for Eveline at all times to avoid suspicion That’s what the other one said, that Eveline was on board with her “parents”! Manage Eveline’s vitals via the Gnome Codex provided?? If the mission is copromised beyond reconciliation despose of Evelene So I guess that’s what I’m doing So Mia is not as innocent as she looks She’s not just…. Our loving wife She’s like a fucking special agent from this organization Is this Umbrella Corp? Ummm… and I have a defense coin, that’ll be very handy Wait is there anything actually in this fuckin’ supply box Noooo *inspects* It’s fucking empty! Then I don’t need it, why is it even there? OHHH MAN could you wanna just sit down and watch friends or something? ALAN?! when she says that reminds me of Jurassic Park 3 When *chuckles* he halucinates that the velociraptors on the plane with him And he’s just like ALAN It’s so good… You should watch CinemaSins um, Everything Wrong with uh, Jurassic Park 3 as well …uh, right where am I going first? There’s less doors this way, so we-we’ll loop around this way Okay so, they were transporting Eveline *furrows eyebrows* Evie, the little girl But Mia doesn’t seem to remember any of this Ohh, this is a lot like if any of you have played Resident Evil, uh Revelations? Oh that’s not good… :/ Cause Resident Evil Revelations all took place on a ship Was it Revelations? I dunno There’s so many Resident Evil games, man I’ve played most of them but not all of them. Mia: She’s close… Target acquired… Well she’s probably in the big room Yeah ’cause now I’m getting further away I’m lookin’ for secrets *sings* You’ve got secrets, yes you do You’ve got secrets, how ’bout you?! Yeeesss, gimme dem herbs and shit, man What the fuck are these things? It’s getting really interesting We’re getting a lot of story now at the end Supplements. I can use them to make psychostimulants if I get chem fluid And that brings me out…this way. Okay! Back to the other room I guess! This is cool man, machine gun! Awesome! Can’t wait to mow some bitches down with this! (classy Jack) well, one in particular… but I-I don’t feel right calling a little child a bitch -inhale- E-even though is she really a child? (nope) if shes a demon spawn…? I don’t know man :/ I’m reluctant to call her a child :///// -CREAKYASFUCKDOOR- K, this is getten’ further away… but it’s nice to come in, to explore -inhale- SO THAT MEANS yea the- the vile that I got; Eveline Tissue Samples(tm) the EEE- series and i thought that that was Mia and -hesitates- ah Ethan? -mumbling- w-which is a bit silly 😛 -louder- ok Chem fluid. I’ll… -more crEAKYASFUCK DOORS- I miiight make some heal-y items out of you first? before i make the supplements… -reading- its locked from the other side FACK oh wait EW D: -click- Wadda fuck? :>its like a bunch of brambles maybe she had too much to drink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yea dude dats awesome! excuse me? HALLO? AH- I WOULD LIKE A 12 INCH. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) … PIZZA whadcha think i was talkin bout? ;-; uhhhh, righty. -CREAKK- -sings- Im gonna have to start killin things soon~ -C R E A K- SO DOES THAT MEAN … BECAUSE… wait no its n- if i sprint it doesnt show me SO DOES THAT MEAN because its the E-Series, does that mean that there was more… OH GAwd theres one. -blam- -blam blam- -blam blam blam- -blam blamablam- DUDE You’d be fuckin deaf shootin this thing inside a f’in ship!- G O D why is my instinct always to back up and run away instead of block? -blam blam- god this things fuckin wildly inaccurate cause i keep thinkin that they have like spiky hands… blocking with my hands isnt gonna fuckin do anything :/ … even tho it does… but the video gamer in me is just like “naH THATS GONNA HURT YA” :))) HII come back! Im sick o’ playin yer games! 🙁 cause the series that i got in the eh in the cabins, was a “D-Series,” and this is an “E-Series” where’d she go? ‘S2′? Ding? DING DING! gah dont you just hate waitin for elevators -rolls eyes- come on! DAH HAI FUCKIN KNEW IT. ERRRRRRR MUTHERFUCKER OOOOOOOOONNEE MUTHERFUCKER DIE i just wasted a whole bunch of ammo there didnt i? can you drop some ammo or somethin? -mumbles- piece o’ fuckin shit -ding- I wanna go up to 2 first! Can I? I guess not Anything else gonna come down here? Anything else wanna tussle with the hustle? Na… fuck you up Bro Okay Gettin’ close Faannn-tastic Evelyn? Could you stop vomiting everywhere? I’m not your mother I’m not being paid to clean this up Hello It’s me I’ve been wondering why you don’t fucking die That’s not the song Adele sang, but that’s what I’m feeling right now Niceu I has a lot of ammo. Can I have more tho? Can I have like a different gun? T-This one’s cool. Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate it, but It kind of sprays everywhere. Ooo, more bullets. That’s good too. UGHAAAA Ok, burst fire. Burst fire for accuracy. Here we go. DIE YOU MONSTROUS PIECE OF ANAL FECES! Ok, I’m assuming in here No? Ah! I can’t go in there anyway. I need some sort of device to open these, but I don’t know what it is. Dude, fucking bombs! OOOooooo!!!!! Niceu!!!!! I wanna use one! I wanna use it! How do I use one?! There we go! R to detonate! Fucking sweet! Uhho. Oh, wait! Wait a minute! Where i- Oh he is coming this way. Sorry, I was getting confused. I thought you were gonna come down here and then- You know everything’s all over the place. But, you know what I was thinking, maybe we should DIE! That didn’t kill you! You are strong bitch! Nice! Dude, bombs! Why couldn’t I have those all this time in the other section? That would have been so nice! Imagine fighting the spider queen! Uhh, Margarin (? I can’t hear what he’s saying properly) With those things. Just place them everywhere and then she just pops out and it’s like HA HA! BOOM! Blow up the whole house. You don’t have to worry about where she’s hiding then. Had a rough go of it, didn’t you dude? You got the shits. I can see the top of ya’s clean but the bottom of ya’s covered in brown. I know. I had the chicken earlier as well. I think there’s something wrong with it. EVELYN Here sweetheart! You can use a bomb on them? ‘You can’t use that here.’ Ok good, cuz I don’t wanna fucking waste my bombs on it. *chuckle* I know it’s supposed to sound like he’s hurt and he’s like ‘Ugh god’, but it sounds like he’s sniggering like ‘Here on the bottom level, right?’ ‘Check our luggage.’ Oh, yeah! Oh, I’ll check our luggage all right. Oh, I’ll check it real fucking good. Wha-what do we got tho? We got some sort of like Bunsen burner? Corrosive! A strong acid that can dissolve certain metals Ok, do I need to- Mix this with anything to make something? Hell no! Let’s melt the shit out of this! NICE Trying to think if I should have used that. If I should go back and use it on some other doors. Ah, that’s the symbol it has. Ok, I gotta go back to this door. I know backtracking when I should just be moving forward. But, there’s gonna be SUPER cool items!! I’m gonna get like a nuke down here, just you wait! It’s gonna be awesome! I think I’m going the right way! Actually, there’s only one way to go. Awh! Bits of my friend! Now you’re like that bad puddle of mud. Yeah, this one! DUUUDE!! Good call Jack-a-roonie!!! AND I got my corrosive back! See! Haters will say it’s fake! I don’t know what this is fake (? Once again, I can’t hear what he’s saying properly) Am I gonna run into somebody though. (What?) Is that going to trigger a new enemy (that tried to translate to anime XD) -to try to kill me and be like “Ha-” You went back. I guess not.. *doors open* (that scared me>:( ) Mergency Exit- (thats what i heard) -yes?, Please can we just.. Su- This is the ship that.. it.. Obviously this plan doesn’t work.. Because of the ship. Like.. (i heard Heh out of your mouth jack..) crashed and broke apart And Evelyn Got Loose in the bakers place..
N’ Fuckin’ with them Mommy? … (Evie, No One loves you, no jk :P) Ohhh, hi, Sure we’ll live together as a happy family, Balls… Balls.. is that going to trigger some dudes in here, Stop Fuckin’ closing doors on me. Yeah, I am.. You just worry about not dieing. OK (x2)Now, This is happining. I didn’t wanna have to do it dudes but you kinda forced my hand (wtf) BOOM! Asshole! Now kill the other one! Aww, come on, i wanted to get a 2 for! I AM BIG, ON 2 FOR 1 SALES, OF DEAD!!! (woah, Jack, tone it down a little) Little sacks of shit. You look like something that I poop out after my morning coffee. Actually, no. Not really, that was for jokey purposes… Because if I shit that out, I would be very worried about my health. That smoke effect is AWESOME. Why didn’t i check in here? Wait, this is where I came from. Shut up, jack. Hello? Do you know the closest way to McDonalds? I’m fucking STARVING! Also, DIE! Thank you! Please dont come again. Ahhhhhh. I heard them. I heard them. OH, I heard them and I see them. Shit. Shit… OK, good, I got both. Nice! Nice as rice! (i like rice) Because it’s all about economy. It’s all about utilising what you have to the best that you can do! I hate that little girl. You know, on second thoughts, Let’s not adopt her. Buh duh dah! *chuckles* Hello, come on. Elevators, man… There’s a fuse in this! Can i take the fuse, use it somewhere else? *sarcastically* Oh, goody. I got it. I’m as fucking strong as a ox. Evie, if you want to be a family, then why are you running away? K. *sings to himself* Alan, are you still OK? OK, how many corrosives do i have? 2! I’ll use one on this, and one on the door. ’cause I want items! Look at those sexy remote bombs! HI! Hi! I heard ya, but I hadn’t seen ya, until you came through the door! Fuck off! (growling?) ME A STRONG WARRIOR! and I don’t mean, “me a”, like, “I am”, I mean, like, “Mia”, The girl that I am. OK… “It’s locked from the other side.” Well, Imma use a corrosive on this then, I thought the corrosive was on the door. I can has more bombs? I CAN! I don’t trust that fucking grating… Wait, where the fuck am I going exactly-AAAAAHHH! I’M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU! I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO READ! Argh, I was holding space… I know you were just trying to watch Hunger Games on your Kindle… But FUCK YOU! Fuck off! Fuck OFF! There we go. Can I burn this fucking thing down? OK, I’m hurting but i don’t think… Yeah, I’m only in the yellow. Wait, which direction do I go? Do I go back here? Maybe I should go back to *deep voice* Alan. Wait, isn’t that the way I came before? This place confuses me… I’m glad I went back that way though because I got more bombs. Ahh, he’s gone… “Evie’s upstairs”… Yeah, so, by all means, just fucking leave then… He’s not responde! I have no reason, to put anything, in there… I’m gonna make another healy-doo! OK, so if Evie’s upstairs… Subtitles by Legoboy604 What a journey, man! What a ride.