| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

The ‘Full House’ When Urkel Taught Steph Glasses Positivity


(heartwarming music) – [Narrator] Stephanie
has a note from school. It says she can’t see for shit and needs glasses yesterday. She denies these baseless allegations by jamming her face an inch
from the note to read it. Girl, it is time to check those peepers. – What if they tell me I need glasses? I’m gonna look like a geek. – [Narrator] Don’t worry, Steph. That ship already set sail when
you put on your dog sweater. Danny’s strumming a little “Widower Blues” when D.J. and Julie bust in. Julie’s cousin Steve is in town and he won’t stop pestering them. They were never here, doses. – How annoying can one kid be? – [Narrator] Annoying
enough for two TV shows on the same Friday night. It’s Steve motherfuckin’ Urkel, and the studio audience goes nuts, like he’s the Rolling Stones or whatever. Urk-man invites himself in,
does the whole Urkel thing, asking for cheese, good stuff. Jesse teaches him how to strut. Super-normal thing to do
with a child you just met. Wait, what the fuck is
this mess of an episode supposed to be about again? – Oh, here’s another fun way to kill time. – [Narrator] The thesis of
this shoehorned episode. Steve begins telling, in graphic detail, the story of his messy birth. They send dim off before
he elaborates further on how he tore his mother’s vagina. Stephanie got glasses but
doesn’t wanna look like a dork, so Jesse models his glasses
and eases none of her concerns. Come on, let’s see
them, can’t be that bad. Goddamn, goddamn, them’s
some ugly glasses! They lie and say she looks smart, but she sees right through that shit, doesn’t even need her Coke bottle lenses. Stephanie confides in a Golden Retriever because her life is a
lonely marathon of misery. She looks in the mirror
and has a bad acid trip. In San Francisco, they put the
drugs right in the tap water. The gals try to ditch Urkel, but he’s an un-ditch-able
nuisance, human herpes. – Why do you talk like a Mickey Mouse? – That’s because I’m from Chicago. – [Narrator] Suddenly, the gun violence statistics make sense. Stephanie sulks in; she
doesn’t wanna be rude, but y’all need to get the fuck
out, it’s mopey solo time. Steve ushers them away, then corners Steph and demands to know her problem-o, but she doesn’t even know Steve! So he once again begins telling his disgusting miracle of childbirth tale. He’s always got it loaded and ready to go. Stephanie mentions her new glasses. Steve welcomes her to
the spectacle society and demonstrates how his
frames turn him into a stud, despite the fact that he has
a Stephane Urkel character arc that proves the opposite two
years from now, who cares? Steph doesn’t wanna get made fun of. Steve says, “Make bullies
laugh with you, not at you.” It’s reading time, and Steph has her face
all up on her literature. Teacher tells her to throw
them glass things on pronto, and boy, oh boy, this redhead
kid is chomping at the bit to bully her as soon
as he hears “glasses.” Stephanie remembers Steve’s sage advice and does some prop comedy? This should get her bullied worse, but these kids are dumb
and like her lame schtick. The teacher puts an end
to this lazy routine that is also bad. Joey finds Steph writing
“I will not disrupt class” a bunch of times as a
punishment; great school. She confesses she borrowed
Joey’s funny glasses and now they’re in her teacher’s desk where they can’t hurt any more audiences. – With our without your glasses, you are the most beautiful
third-grader I know. – [Narrator] Uh, how many
beautiful third-graders do you know, Joey? He has her take another
look in the mirror, only this time not tripping balls. See, nobody cares, not even Stephanie. – Kiddo, I think you look pretty mature. – [Narrator] Joey, how many third-graders are you talking to like this? So what did we learn today? If a strange kid from another
TV show waltzes into your home talking about cheese, teach him how strut, then point him towards your daughter. But don’t take his advice,
because it will lead you down the hopeless road of prop comedy, a comedy so unfunny, it doesn’t
even belong on Full House. And nobody cares about your glasses. Nobody cares about you,
you could drop dead today and the world will still keep spinning. So just remember that
if you ever feel down. See ya next time on A
Very Special Episode.

100 Comments

David GV

Jul 7, 2019, 3:10 pm Reply

"Deuces was a good touch".

Raman Aycox

Jul 7, 2019, 4:08 pm Reply

They should of made an ABC tgif special were the full house family meets the family matters family

Brittany Don’t Care

Jul 7, 2019, 5:48 am Reply

Holy shit, I'm dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Jonni Zeal Stetsa

Jul 7, 2019, 12:56 pm Reply

1:10 I died

Neptunetainment 1984

Jul 7, 2019, 1:23 pm Reply

I forgot Steve shot off in the rocket pack in one of the episode

October Ward

Jul 7, 2019, 4:12 pm Reply

i like this halfway full house

Richard Ortiz

Jul 7, 2019, 5:17 pm Reply

lol at dog sweater

Clara Romano

Jul 7, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

SUDDENLY THE GUN STATISTICS MAKE SENSE. OH MY GOD Iโ€™M DEAD

Patrick McCutcheon

Jul 7, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

"Danny is strumming a little 'Widower's Blues'….." Jesus hahaha

Jenea Ylinen Fredrickson

Jul 7, 2019, 3:16 am Reply

I haven't seen this show in a really long time. Do we ever see those glasses again?

Matt Ryan

Jul 7, 2019, 12:52 pm Reply

Danny is strumming some widowers blues!! LOLOL man this guy is a brilliant writer. Absolute goldmine.

old gregg

Jul 7, 2019, 9:45 pm Reply

THE GOD DAMN GOD D AM N PART MADE ME CHOKE

Katherine Potts

Jul 7, 2019, 9:46 pm Reply

1:09
Just so everyone can scroll back quickly

Vivi Marie Fedorov

Jul 7, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

Teacher lady, just keep your danm mouth shut about the horrid eyewear of the 80s! ๐Ÿ‘“

Linda Easley

Jul 7, 2019, 5:17 am Reply

" that ship already set sail when you put on your dog sweater " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Xclusively Great

Jul 7, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

1:11 all i can say is l o l๐Ÿ’€

Muhammad Lee

Jul 7, 2019, 4:44 am Reply

isn't joey just some guy with no relation to stephanie? Why is he of all three adults taking her to the eye doctor? Why not her father or her uncle?

Your weird uncle, AJ

Jul 7, 2019, 8:36 am Reply

Theyโ€™re glasses sis, theyโ€™re hot now, be happy.

JoeCnNd

Jul 7, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply

2:41 he used that same line on alanis morrissette.

Lacrimosa

Jul 7, 2019, 7:45 pm Reply

ngl the uncle always finds some way to come off as a molester lol

SheffRudyTKE

Jul 7, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

"How many 3rd graders do you know Joey" LMAO

TheEdoubleP

Jul 7, 2019, 12:49 am Reply

"You can drop dead today, and the world would still keep spinning, so just remember that if you ever feel down" ๐Ÿ˜‚

klobberdudegaming

Jul 7, 2019, 2:49 pm Reply

Steve mutha fucken Urkel! lol

TheNitroG1

Aug 8, 2019, 3:51 pm Reply

"if a strange child from another tv show shows up on your door, teach him how to strut and point him towards your daughter." omg lol

purplecatlover1825 randompizza

Aug 8, 2019, 5:04 pm Reply

You can choose the frames in the style and color you want

If you dont want to look like a nerd dont pick glasses that make you look like a nerd

Natasha Pantel

Aug 8, 2019, 9:18 pm Reply

1:34 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Cardio ‘N’ Cake

Aug 8, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

Lol hilarious

sugar jones

Aug 8, 2019, 8:02 pm Reply

I remember when this episode aired. I made sure to finish my homework early so I could devote my Friday night to watching Steve Urkel jump the shark to Full House.

C.C Animations

Aug 8, 2019, 11:16 am Reply

"GOD DAMN GOD DAMN THOSE ARE SOME UGLY GLASSES".

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Shane Caldwell

Aug 8, 2019, 8:09 pm Reply

You could drop dead today and the world would never know

Gordon Adams

Aug 8, 2019, 9:21 pm Reply

Such a tolerant, open and loving leftist you are.

John Fly

Aug 8, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

0:20 couldnt stop laughing

Shawn Sheehan

Aug 8, 2019, 7:54 pm Reply

Whatever happened to Steves gf in Family Matters?

Jack Son

Aug 8, 2019, 10:49 pm Reply

and you forgot Joey is a pedophile!

Kitty Cat

Aug 8, 2019, 1:44 am Reply

Lmao my family now thinks I'm nuts

Alex Andersen

Aug 8, 2019, 7:08 am Reply

Shots fired on Chicago

Ella Fischer

Aug 8, 2019, 11:51 pm Reply

Don't worry Steph, in 20 years people are gonna pay good money to wear glasses even if they don't need them for eyesight issues lol

Vahnseru

Aug 8, 2019, 1:16 am Reply

If I could incorporate 1:10 into my everyday life(i.e.: ringtone, audio wallpaper, doorbell, personal space alarm, etc)…

Juanesha Franklin

Aug 8, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

This was around the time all those celebrity kids did that camp movie?

The JoKeR

Aug 8, 2019, 3:09 am Reply

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ @ 1:10

Night-Prowler

Aug 8, 2019, 10:09 am Reply

The writing on these shows was pretty bad.

Alyssa M

Aug 8, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

There is one good example of prop comedy- props on Whose Line is it Anyway

SailorWinxDreamer

Aug 8, 2019, 11:07 pm Reply

1:18 Who else can talk to their pets about anything, even though they can't respond?

Mr. Tees

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

Kind of surprised that no one ever thought to do one of these on that episode of Family Matters where Harriett and Rachaelโ€™s biological father returns, reconnects with them and then disappears forever in subsequent episodes. This is the only episode to my knowledge that Harriett and Rachaelโ€™s father appears or is even mentioned.

Patrick Huffer

Aug 8, 2019, 2:58 am Reply

You need to also do the Step By Step episode that also featured Urkel.

Ellie Trotta

Aug 8, 2019, 5:37 am Reply

Lol I had that same dog sweater back then

Don K

Aug 8, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

Maybe if Aunt Becky put that school fraud money into some glasses Stephanie would not look MORE dorky than Steve Urkel..

Kira Nolan

Aug 8, 2019, 8:06 pm Reply

Why do you talk like Mickey Mouse? Lmao.

Fire puppies

Aug 8, 2019, 10:57 pm Reply

Then Stephan tried to hit up DJ. Urkel didn't authorize it

Refuze2Lose

Aug 8, 2019, 3:14 pm Reply

Who watched these shows? They are the cornball whitest shows I never seen. I can't believe this and 7th heaven were on for as long as they were. This show had 2 reboot seasons. WHO WATCHED THIS SHIT? SERIOUSLY!

Amanda WingZ

Aug 8, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

I was so happy when they remodeled the girls bedroom. Horrible horrible look before

BigK13372

Sep 9, 2019, 10:39 am Reply

2:17 Because, OF COURSE, the bully is a red head.

John Williamson

Sep 9, 2019, 3:37 pm Reply

I'm ashamed that I STILL want Jessie's hair 35 years later.

Og Swineflu

Sep 9, 2019, 9:48 am Reply

1:09

Jose Matias

Sep 9, 2019, 12:33 am Reply

Is steve motherfucking urkel hahahaha this dude is so funny telling this story

Working Title

Sep 9, 2019, 1:21 am Reply

1:07 in tears, i died.

A W

Sep 9, 2019, 10:43 pm Reply

GO HOME STEVE!

janX9

Sep 9, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

We NEVER see the glasses again on future episodes, thus defeating the purpose of the morale of the story.

Michael Colgrave

Sep 9, 2019, 8:36 am Reply

I feel like Joey should be a bigger concern

I cry tears of lemonade

Sep 9, 2019, 12:36 am Reply

โ€œGirl it is time to check those peepersโ€ lmaoooooo

tony pina

Sep 9, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

But she never wore the glasses again, or did she get contacts cause I don't remember her wearing em in other episodes

Shawn James

Sep 9, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

Stop talking we want to hear the episode

CR100026740

Sep 9, 2019, 6:43 am Reply

Programming note: No blacks watched this show back in the 80s. White girls did. How many Urkel blacks do you know?๐Ÿค”. Hmmm…

ReniTube

Sep 9, 2019, 8:31 pm Reply

Lol when Steve was struttin tho lol

Toso Sifi

Sep 9, 2019, 8:39 am Reply

It's Steve "MOTHERFUCKIN!" Urkel ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Toso Sifi

Sep 9, 2019, 8:40 am Reply

1:09 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm rollin bruh lmaoo

Only One MITCH!

Sep 9, 2019, 2:10 pm Reply

This guy(narrator)annoys me damn it
I love it!

emptyspotlight (official account)

Sep 9, 2019, 11:57 pm Reply

god those glasses were just whyyy

Dominick Schrute

Sep 9, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

When i see Bob saget on full house now I can only think of his joke about a man in a brothel with a chicken smh

Wawagirl17

Sep 9, 2019, 10:47 pm Reply

This episode is still legendary for having Steve Fucking Urkel tell Danny Tanner, "Suck it up and move on with your life!"

APersonNamedJune

Sep 9, 2019, 4:14 am Reply

Yโ€™know, for a second I glanced passed the title for the video while looking at the playlist and thought the video was called โ€œThe โ€˜Full Houseโ€™ When Urkel taught The Spinโ€

Arigato, Urkel….

Mark Keith

Sep 9, 2019, 11:59 pm Reply

Urkel would be the last person to tell tales of gradier about wearing glasses, that nerd!

Montesama314

Oct 10, 2019, 2:12 pm Reply

"How many third graders do you know, Joey?"

on-Q Organ

Oct 10, 2019, 4:23 pm Reply

These are funny as shit and insiteful,you guys need to seriously do a couple of sister,sister episodes! They had sum fucked up PSA episodes

Charlie Stout

Oct 10, 2019, 11:36 pm Reply

Is that red headed kid from pete and pete?

Esquire Putmoves

Oct 10, 2019, 1:35 am Reply

This narrator is hilarious when she put those glasses on and he said goddamn goddamn I lost it

Natasha N.

Oct 10, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

God 90s tv was like ….entirely all bad and should never be rewatched. I can't believe I grew up with this crap

Phil McCrevice

Oct 10, 2019, 10:15 am Reply

How about braces for those chompers?

Jacob Fisher

Nov 11, 2019, 1:40 pm Reply

Season 5 when?

Devious J

Nov 11, 2019, 10:01 am Reply

So THAT'S how Steve learned his strut. Also GODDAMN those glasses were never fashionable.

Bryson Brown

Nov 11, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

โ€œItโ€™s Steve motherfucking Urkelโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Hector Matute

Dec 12, 2019, 1:09 am Reply

1:27 human herpes
LOL

Finalzero

Dec 12, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

And we never see that glasses again…

Zachary Siple

Dec 12, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

2:44 Pedo jokes…

Mr.J Jr

Dec 12, 2019, 1:14 am Reply

I wonder if eddie wouldโ€™ve loved Julie

Darryl Brooks

Dec 12, 2019, 3:39 pm Reply

GODDAMN! God damn those some ugly glasses! Lmao

Wrist disabled Writer

Dec 12, 2019, 8:10 am Reply

I liked the crossover to step by step better

headass steph

Dec 12, 2019, 12:44 am Reply

1:28 human herpes ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

headass steph

Dec 12, 2019, 12:46 am Reply

3:04 THEN POINT HIM TOWARDS YOUR DAUGHTER

Leona gravinas

Dec 12, 2019, 2:09 pm Reply

"human herpes"
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Chocolate Raisins

Dec 12, 2019, 12:35 pm Reply

โ€œ girl it is time to check those peepers!โ€

Nick Custadio

Dec 12, 2019, 4:30 am Reply

U need to do the one when dj and Kimmy wanna go driving with the guys and the dudes are reckless and they end up in a accident or something like that I don't fully remember the plot I just know it's with a car accident

MissCoco Bulls

Dec 12, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

Didnt know he made an appearance

jem Last

Jan 1, 2020, 5:14 am Reply

How high is his pants ๐Ÿ˜‚? Lol

Coach Carter

Jan 1, 2020, 2:24 pm Reply

Joey sounds like a pedophile.

Selena Ortega

Jan 1, 2020, 8:33 pm Reply

bruh I used to want glasses when I was little to the point where I wore them even if I didn't need them

Selena Ortega

Jan 1, 2020, 8:36 pm Reply

The audience goes nuts as if he's the Rolling Stones or whatever LOL LOL
bruh I love the Rolling Stones but not as much as I USED TO

Selena Ortega

Jan 1, 2020, 8:44 pm Reply

CHICAGO CHICAGO
Chicagoers & Victorious fans, where u at?

ABBC 321FIRE

Jan 1, 2020, 3:27 am Reply

1:35 WOOOOOOOW

Ruben Dominguez

Jan 1, 2020, 10:38 am Reply

2:50 peep the bell biv devoe poster

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