| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Got Busted Not Drinking Beer


– [Narrator] The fam serenades Michelle with Baby Beluga, woof. D.J. and Kimmy wisely
rush past that nightmare. They’re busy planning the school dance. They celebrate, booking a shitty band. Kimmy tells D.J. to invite Kevin to this dance they’re ruining but since D.J. is a coward,
Stephanie calls for her. Kevin says with no delay because he’s a horny 13 year old and D.J. has a pulse. Michelle can’t sop listening
to Baby Beluga, who cares? D.J.’s ready to dance in her finest crime-fighting attire. Kimmy breaks the news that
the band they booked bailed. D.J. begs Jesse to fill in, assuring him she can get a killer backup band on short notice. He agrees before her fashion
sense rubs off on him Enter Kevin, who shops at
the same ugly clothes store Kimmy and D.J. frequent. This dance sucks, there’s no music to dance to as Jesse has no band. D.J. beckons her stud but Kevin
is parched for some punch. His pal, with the scumbag
haircut says he’s tense, they know just the thing
to help him unwind. I think they’re going to
teach Kevin about jacking off. Here comes Jesse’s band. This dance is cursed. Jesse makes a big stink. His ego to talent and
success ratio is staggering, then his performance
clears the dance floor faster than taco farts. D.J., thank God, found a
stereo to play some music. Mind-blowing that wasn’t
the plan all along but where is Kevin? These visionaries recognize
that party tongued ass so they started a much better party, with beer, very cool. Kevin offers his lady a sip
but she’s no longer thirsty. She lambastes them and gets a
one way ticket to splash city. Killer party. Kevin defends her honor and
fetches some paper towels. D.J. tells them to scram, then
mocks them with their beer like it’ll teach them a lesson. – The dance is lame, now
we’re havin’ a party. – [Narrator] D.J., with a
no look behind the back, self snitch, while doing nothing wrong. She tries to explain herself
by snitching on those guys but Jesse doesn’t buy
it as she smells like Nick Nolte’s slippers. Time to go home. If he really wanted to punish her, he’d make her stay at that dance. Jesse rats on D.J., who once
again rats on the fellas and swears she’s not a liar. – You weren’t exactly honest about this marching backup band tonight? – [Narrator] What now, you lying liar? Danny’s sends her smelly ass upstairs. D.J. is pissed. She’s in trouble for a
crime she didn’t commit. That’s not supposed to happen
to white ladies in America. It sucks almost as bad as that dance. She cries like a baby, wah-wah, you know at times like
this, an ice cold brewskie might be the ticket. D.J. vows she will be vindicated. Meanwhile, the men try
to crack the case of why a teen would try a beer. Peer pressure, society, it’s fun and delicious? Maybe they were going fishing? Stephanie reports D.J. is innocent but she’s guilty of sneaking out just now to prove her innocence. Kimmy says the fellas got caught
sippin’ that hallway hooch. They’re suspended. – I hate to say it, but they deserve it. – [Narrator] D.J. certainly
did not hate to say that. D.J. demands Kevin restore
her reputation as boring then interrogates him about that beer. Kevin only did it to loosen up, something D.J. should really try sometime. – I’m really sorry. – I know you are. – [Narrator] Way to
accept that apology, Deej. Kevin tells Danny and Jesse
that D.J. was telling the truth. – I owe you a big apology. – You really hurt my feelings. – [Narrator] D.J. might need some apology acceptance training. Jesse only got so angry because he’s seen countless people ruin their
entire lives with one beer. He warns that soon
she’ll have to make more tough decisions about
drinking and drugs and sex. Hopefully this night will
be a learning experience to do the opposite next
time one of those radical opportunities arises. So what did we learn today? If you plan the worst
school dance of all time, don’t be surprised when
kids sneak off to get drunk and you might as well drink with them because you’re going to
get in trouble regardless but all you need to do
to get out of trouble is shift the blame on others
and cry like a baby, wah-wah. Then get your new
boyfriend to take the heat and when someone apologizes, use that moment to make them feel worse. See ya next time on a
very special episode.

100 Comments

Matt Haun

Aug 8, 2019, 3:59 am Reply

The jacking off line fucking killed me

sirdzl710

Aug 8, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

Kimmy = obvious Size Queen

ROUSH4203

Aug 8, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

I never realized how much a piece of shit zack Morris was

Derrick McAdoo

Aug 8, 2019, 11:38 pm Reply

Anyone think them staff giving 'DJ' a 30-year old's hair style (of the 90s) disturbing? I remember thinking as a kid, 'dude, she's only like my older sisters age, and she has hair like my mom. That's f'd up. Girls that age never had hair like that. Full House was full of pedo fuel. That's why the Olsens (my age, 86s ) never came back for shit.

The 2k Talker

Aug 8, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

She’s in trouble for a crime she didn’t commit that’s not supposed to happen to white ladys in America

AMAZING

Pastel Peach

Aug 8, 2019, 8:09 pm Reply

Can y’all do that one episode of Friends where Monica fucks a high schooler?

Leen sendi

Aug 8, 2019, 1:20 pm Reply

c’mon dj didn’t cry like a baby. u lie too much😂😂😂

Billy London

Aug 8, 2019, 5:19 pm Reply

Something tells me this guy doesn’t like full house

Crypt Critter

Aug 8, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

"I think they're going to teach Kevin about jacking off" 😂😂🤧😭

Stephanie R

Aug 8, 2019, 8:21 am Reply

wah wah! LOL

Kwisatz Haderach

Aug 8, 2019, 7:29 pm Reply

No one accepts an apology like DJ… lol

Robin Taylor

Aug 8, 2019, 1:35 am Reply

You know I just ran into this YouTube channel a couple days ago and it was highly interesting for about two days but after about two days of watching this stuff it gets old quickly.

XoXSpacecadetXoX

Aug 8, 2019, 5:25 pm Reply

wahh wahh

Stephanie Johns

Aug 8, 2019, 9:42 pm Reply

This is hilarious

Patricia Busch

Aug 8, 2019, 7:21 pm Reply

This is my new favorite series!!! So funny

Edward Oberon

Aug 8, 2019, 9:35 am Reply

Nick Nolte Slippers… 💀

Brian Jones

Aug 8, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

Finest crime fighting attire lmao

Mr. Tees

Aug 8, 2019, 11:07 pm Reply

I’m surprised no one has done one of these about that episode, I believe it was called “Day Of The Rhino” where Michelle, Joey and Michelle’s friends are ready to murder Rigby The Rhino because they felt “cheated and ripped off” in reality, The Rigby toy is exactly as advertised. I mean the thing looked like a Happy Meal Toy in the commercial, but yet Michelle and her friends think it’s going to be this big giant gizmo with all of these features. Their expectations are unrealistic and really needed to be tempered. This guy did nothing wrong, and even though he had nothing to do with it most likely, he still tried to amend for it by giving everyone who felt “cheated and ripped off” a large, plush toy at the end even though they were ready to pretty much murder or at least ruin the poor bastard.

Jim 762

Aug 8, 2019, 2:48 am Reply

Great post!
Can you do the episode where Zack Morris burns the whole Tanner family alive in their sleep?
Thanks ….

mttalm

Aug 8, 2019, 4:30 pm Reply

I hope you're not done with the, "They probably fucking killed themselves" quote.

Rawny Tabor

Aug 8, 2019, 8:56 pm Reply

DJ's boyfruebd was never seen again. Probably because he fucking killed himself.

slimydick23

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 am Reply

If DJ's mom was alive she would have understood and she wouldn't have been so mistreated

Slippers Mcgee

Aug 8, 2019, 3:07 pm Reply

Nick Nolte’s slippers! Dying!😂

Diego García Gonzalez

Aug 8, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

I don't think we ever see Kevin ever again… Maybe he just fucking killed himself.

Wayne Hoxit

Aug 8, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

Was there a main reason they did not believe dj just asking

FOXY AFTV

Aug 8, 2019, 4:40 pm Reply

Watching this whilst drinking a beer

kadi8780 kadi8780

Sep 9, 2019, 4:32 pm Reply

This dude said it was s4 e 2 but it is not

T Graham

Sep 9, 2019, 5:08 pm Reply

At the end that was actually great advice for getting out of trouble in middle school…I'm pretty sure i did that except i drank the beer.

Loaf Michaels

Sep 9, 2019, 8:34 pm Reply

“Danny sends her smelly ass upstairs”

Rebecca Hopkins

Sep 9, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

“If he wanted to punish her he would have made her stay at that dance” 😂🤣

First Last

Sep 9, 2019, 6:31 am Reply

I guess they're gonna teach him about jacking off lol

Amanda

Sep 9, 2019, 5:33 pm Reply

peer pressure?
s o c i e t y ?
I T S F U N A N D D E L I C I O U S ?

Jaja Williams

Sep 9, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

It's crazy how the end wrap up is legitimate tactics people use in real life.

M

Sep 9, 2019, 3:15 am Reply

they send her smelly ass. UPSTAIRS 😂😂

Minegamer

Sep 9, 2019, 7:54 pm Reply

She cries like a baby.

W A H W A H

Shiela Ingram

Sep 9, 2019, 4:57 pm Reply

Smells like Nick Nolte's slippers. I'm done

Julie Davis

Sep 9, 2019, 10:55 pm Reply

"Its fun and duh-licious". Omg that was hilarious the way he said it.

Lamar Latrell

Sep 9, 2019, 8:15 am Reply

this was like a tutorial on how to be a white woman in america

Miscellaneous

Sep 9, 2019, 1:15 am Reply

Beer taste gross.

Rosanne Rosanne

Sep 9, 2019, 9:38 pm Reply

I remember this episode so clearly. I thought that uncle Jesse was being super harsh. It’s pretty obvious that DJ is a goody goody and doesn’t drink! He’s salty about the marching band??! Lol

Kate Hudson

Sep 9, 2019, 10:41 pm Reply

I usually agree with all the episodes you do. This however I don't. She didn't make him feel bad by saying she was hurt for being wrongfully accused? Uhhh gaslighting much?

emptyspotlight (official account)

Sep 9, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

reminds me of the time my mother caught me with girls outside at school. thinking i was with them and thinking i was ditching.

Dominick Schrute

Sep 9, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

Ahh baby beluga. That was that good shit

Julian Baxter

Sep 9, 2019, 4:45 am Reply

They call it programming for a reason

Angela Luna

Sep 9, 2019, 7:32 am Reply

DJ is PISSED

M

Sep 9, 2019, 11:00 am Reply

"That's not supposed to happen to white ladies in America!"

maybeDOS

Sep 9, 2019, 2:55 pm Reply

This gives me 𝘿.𝘼.𝙍.𝙀. flashbacks

Quentin Dugger

Oct 10, 2019, 3:36 am Reply

Why haven't I gotten notifications for this?

handsomebrick

Oct 10, 2019, 5:48 pm Reply

There's something hilarious about 1:32.

MichaelBlane Walker

Oct 10, 2019, 7:15 pm Reply

1989: Baby Beluga
2019: Baby Shark

Courtney Kleiner

Oct 10, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

It never made sense to me that they didn't smell her breath! Boom! Innocence proven!

Evangeline Avakoumides

Oct 10, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

“ DJ cries like a baby” WAWA

Beautiful line..

Jesse Altamirano

Oct 10, 2019, 10:50 am Reply

Ahaha I love the Weh weh.🤣😂🤣

211of211

Oct 10, 2019, 2:47 pm Reply

Growing up the 90s I watched all these TV shows, and for all the stupid episodes they did trying to teach a valuable lesson I learned absolutely nothing. I forgot the message as soon as I saw the episode, and proceeded to make the same mistakes that the majority of people make before eventually learning stuff the hard way. TV should just stop trying to teach people stuff. It doesn't work. Also these message heavy episodes are always the worst. Funny or Die is the only thing that makes them even somewhat bearable.

Laura Ingram

Oct 10, 2019, 5:10 pm Reply

Please do lizzie McGuire "inner beauty"

B G

Nov 11, 2019, 12:16 pm Reply

The narrator made me laugh

Professor Clayton

Nov 11, 2019, 5:39 am Reply

THIS EPISODE IS ABSOLUTELY WHY I HATE THIS SHOW

Mary Alnmir

Nov 11, 2019, 4:03 am Reply

Ok beer is disgusting how do teenagers like it

lina !

Nov 11, 2019, 12:17 am Reply

she cries like a baby, wa-wa

junkyard014

Nov 11, 2019, 3:23 am Reply

Can someone please explain to me the Nick Nolte's slippers?

Charlie’s Models

Nov 11, 2019, 5:47 pm Reply

Lol this is in my suggestion when i have a dance tonight lol

The Real Ryan

Nov 11, 2019, 8:59 pm Reply

DUDE NICK NOLTES SLIPPERS I FUCKIN DIED LMFAO!!!

Fly Noir

Nov 11, 2019, 4:19 am Reply

DJ is PISSED!! 😂😂😂

Carla Thompson

Nov 11, 2019, 10:29 pm Reply

didn't pam get killed by a drunk driver . that might have made jesse reaction over the top

Marvin the Maniac

Nov 11, 2019, 4:13 am Reply

I can understand why Uncle Jesse got so upset with DJ supposedly drinking beer, his sister (who also happened to be DJ's mother) was killed by a drunk driver.

CaptHayfever

Nov 11, 2019, 9:20 pm Reply

"It's fun & delicious?"
Can't be that. Beer is revolting.

Justin Awesome

Nov 11, 2019, 3:23 am Reply

can you do one on the big bang theory?

Anna Blyth

Nov 11, 2019, 2:25 pm Reply

I feel like Jesse was more mad about the band situation than the beer

Brayden Wormer

Dec 12, 2019, 4:06 am Reply

Just drink, who cares

Vinny Mac

Dec 12, 2019, 5:41 pm Reply

That scum bag haircut though

RainbowMilk1996

Dec 12, 2019, 10:16 pm Reply

One thing that bugged me about this episode was how Jesse get mad at DJ over the marching band. Like, dude, you really expect a 13-year-old to know a decent band?

Zay Zay97

Dec 12, 2019, 6:33 am Reply

Candice Cameron ❤️

Sin Sanity

Dec 12, 2019, 7:17 pm Reply

Uh…aren't you forgetting something? We never saw Kevin again- after getting the book thrown at him for drinking one beer, he probably f'n killed himself.

Daniel G

Dec 12, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

DJ sneaks back to the party where Kimmy is having an orgy with the 3 guys.

Jeremy Howard

Dec 12, 2019, 3:09 pm Reply

They could have just smelled her breath….

blaze twitch

Dec 12, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

wow bro i drank beer at 11 my g in Germany and china cuz these places don't give a fuck about who drink beer

chaotic good

Dec 12, 2019, 8:16 pm Reply

Add “a very special episode” from Steven universe future.

Cory Thompson

Dec 12, 2019, 2:25 am Reply

On point with that nick nolte's slipper joke 😋

WestNileSnipes

Dec 12, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

White folks in sitcoms sure loved snitching lol

WestNileSnipes

Dec 12, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

White folks in sitcoms sure loved snitching lol

Sofia Butini

Dec 12, 2019, 9:30 pm Reply

This one of my biggest fears every being blamed for something I never did

headass steph

Dec 12, 2019, 12:38 am Reply

2:09 LOL

Bella C

Dec 12, 2019, 3:19 pm Reply

danny sent her smelly ass upstairs

Jaret Wood

Dec 12, 2019, 3:33 pm Reply

I remember being a child and thinking how scandalous this was, those boys drinking beer by the lockers. I couldn't believe the audacity!

briankulbaba

Dec 12, 2019, 6:27 pm Reply

🦡
👩🏼
This is DJ
There was no skunk emoji

softball and soccer fan

Dec 12, 2019, 5:13 am Reply

Im 1000 comment

Down Latino

Dec 12, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply

You know what might help take the edge off? An ice cold brewski. Cheers.

Rachel Steenberg

Dec 12, 2019, 6:12 am Reply

Lame🤷‍♀️

Scooby The Karaoke Guy

Dec 12, 2019, 5:08 am Reply

So jesse doesn't get any credit for shooting that 2 pointer at 1:41 and 3:22 hes on fire 😆

Bridget Breen

Dec 12, 2019, 11:42 pm Reply

Didn’t Djs mom die cuz of a drunk driver? That should’ve been part of this episode Jesse said he lost his temper cuz he’s seen things happen to his friends but I think he really went nuts cuz of what happened to his sister

Esme Paris

Dec 12, 2019, 1:36 am Reply

I miss this! Please bring “A Very Special Episode” back!

i’m getting cheese fries

Dec 12, 2019, 4:56 am Reply

she cries like a baby. wah wah

Terri Crooks

Dec 12, 2019, 5:01 pm Reply

ITS FUN AMD DELICIOUS!!🤣 IM DEAAD

Yeeyeeheehee06 And i oop-

Jan 1, 2020, 3:27 am Reply

It’s fun and dewicious

Domo Meo

Jan 1, 2020, 6:12 pm Reply

Oh my god this is too good “before her fashion sense wears off on him”

Andrew Toone

Jan 1, 2020, 8:48 am Reply

The kid who plays Kevin looks a little familiar.

Dubai Was Lit

Jan 1, 2020, 5:47 am Reply

"These visionaries recognized that party tongued ass! So they started their own party…WITH BEER!" lmao 😂

Aztec Whistle

Jan 1, 2020, 3:50 pm Reply

Jessie's such a dork

Jordan Dickey

Jan 1, 2020, 8:42 am Reply

Why do we have these loud ass abnoxuis narrators some of us just wanna see the regular footage.

Tony Thompson

Jan 1, 2020, 11:43 pm Reply

I think they’re going to teach Kevin about jacking off 😂😂😂😂 just spit my drink

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