| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

The ‘Full House’ When Cigarettes Were Cool And Steph Was A Loser


(light music) – [Narrator] Steph is having
a junior high clothes crisis. It’s so bad she’s consulting
that tie for fashion advice. Two weeks into 6th grade,
Steph has zero friends. But I’m sure this outfit
will turn things around. – Just be cool, and most importantly, don’t let them smell your fear. – [Narrator] Don’t shit your pants. Always great advice. Stephanie struggles to dry her hands, forgetting she’s wearing
a king size bed sheet. She remedies the situation
by dragging toilet paper across the nasty floor. A cool 7th grader named Mickey
bathroom befriends here. Steph offers a wet handshake. Run, Mickey! It’ll only get worse. Joey and Jesse have a teen advice segment on their radio show. Who the fuck cares? Steph brings home a real live
friend, and Danny is elated! Until–
– Can I get you anything? – How ’bout a note to get
me out of gym tomorrow? I’m kidding. (laughing) I write my own notes. – [Narrator] Dad alarms going off. – She showed me how to get free donuts from the teacher’s lounge. – [Narrator] Dad alarms intensifying. Can she stay for dinner? Sure. – Thanks, but it’s my turn to
make dinner for me and Janet. – Your sister?
– My mother. – [Narrator] Dad alarms Code Red. – Isn’t she cool, Danny? – [Narrator] Dad alarms
through the goddamn roof. He says, Mickey seems
dangerous, a synonym for cool. Steph gets aggro-defensive
about this person she met three seconds ago, and yells, Danny doesn’t know her, something they both have in common. Mickey’s helping Steph
with some 19-year-old, single mother makeup, when
Kelly, Gia, and Lisa stroll in. Steph says some dorky, awkward,
loser shit nobody likes. Classic Steph. They start talking about how they want to bang the math teacher. – Check out the bod on
that new math teacher. – [Narrator] And offer Steph a smoke. Oh, snap! How will she react? Bah, cigarettes, bah! She politely declines with some dorky, awkward loser shit nobody likes. Classic Steph. Mickey vouches for Steph,
so Gia says, hang with her, but Mickey’s more addicting
to smooth menthol flavor than Stephanie at this
particular juncture. Steph stomps in and
hits friend rock bottom with these dumb tots playing a card game they’re making up as they go along. Hey, where’s Mickey? Danny wanted to drug test her
hair when she wasn’t looking. What’s with all the questions, Dad? Steph is outta here. Okay, now she’s at friend rock bottom. She asks the twins if
this makes her look cool. It doesn’t. Nothing does. Aunt Becky returns, and Steph wafts away her imaginary smoke. She’s a moron, and Becks tries to help by telling Steph about her childhood, but only makes her feel worse, because she’s always been hot, therefore, life has always been awesome. The teen advice show
gets a call from Olga. It’s Steph doing a bad impression of a foreign exchange
student being peer pressured. – What you call, cigarettes? – [Narrator] They take turns
telling her smoking sucks and is gross, and welcome to America. Great radio show. Danny recognized Olga’s voice. He’s proud Steph bravely
chose not being cool, something she was previously
doing involuntarily. – Why does she have to smoke? – [Narrator] It makes you
look cool and it’s something to do with your hands. Next question. Steph doesn’t know what to
do next time she sees Mickey. Avoid eye contact? Invite her to the Netflix spinoff
for an episode about meth? – You just hang in there, ’cause believe it or not, it gets easier. – [Narrator] A lie for anyone
who has ever hung in there. Mickey and the gals find
Steph in the crapper. Gia talks smack, Step talks it back. – You want a smoke? Oh, that’s right. You quit. – Yeah, I guess I’m just
a big fan of breathing. (Mickey laughing) – [Narrator] Mickey must’ve
blazed one before homeroom, because that was not funny. Gia dips, but Mickey’s staying
behind with her friend. And we do see Mickey again,
because she gave up smoking and replaced it with talking
about banging the math teacher. – Did you see what Mr. Lucas was wearing? – [Narrator] So what did we learn today? Anyone your dorky dad doesn’t
like is 100% confirmed cool, and cigarettes are gross
and bad, but also cool, plus something to do with your hands. Kind of a fair trade. And you don’t need to
smoke to have friends. But if you need friends who don’t smoke, you’ll wind up hanging with Stephanies. See you next time on “A
Very Special Episode.”

100 Comments

Stephanie Beard

Jul 7, 2019, 2:28 pm Reply

You’ll wind up hanging with Stephanies. ??‍♀️ Hey, we’re not a bad crowd ??

Vaider

Jul 7, 2019, 2:52 pm Reply

Didnt the actress become a drug user for awhile lol

TownBizz510

Jul 7, 2019, 3:28 pm Reply

These clips got me dead af bruh ?

Anna O’Leary

Jul 7, 2019, 3:30 pm Reply

Wow this episode I learned I am a Stephanie and I’m not sure if I’m happy about that

Alan Wood

Jul 7, 2019, 3:34 pm Reply

So, every episode?

Ricky Hadou

Jul 7, 2019, 4:37 pm Reply

“Dad alarms through the goddamn roof”

Camryn Anderson

Jul 7, 2019, 5:16 pm Reply

Me watching this when I was 10: I would never smoke anything

Me hanging out with 8th grader this year: where’s the juul

blake mcmurray

Jul 7, 2019, 5:22 pm Reply

“A lie for anyone who has ever hung in there”?

Duricas

Jul 7, 2019, 7:21 pm Reply

Aggro-defensive?

zeldaed123

Jul 7, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

Alright, how many of these are just gonna be Full House episodes?

Angie Askmelater

Jul 7, 2019, 7:57 pm Reply

Isn't Mickey played by the same girl who was on Roseanne and got drunk with Becky out of the liquor cabinet?

Cory Matthews

Jul 7, 2019, 8:50 pm Reply

she really fanned away fake smoke!! omg the 90s was a weird time

Andrew Waber

Jul 7, 2019, 10:42 pm Reply

You need to do that weird episode of small wonder where they find out a classmate is on a milk carton and show the girl the milk carton lol

DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention

Jul 7, 2019, 10:49 pm Reply

Awe I was hoping someone fucking killed themself jk

Robert Graff

Jul 7, 2019, 11:11 pm Reply

OK, but Stephanie stubbing out the crayon and waving the imaginary smoke away is actually really good comedy.

Madchen Lear

Jul 7, 2019, 11:32 pm Reply

Got to not watch these while eating cause I almost chocked ?

snap2snip

Jul 7, 2019, 12:39 am Reply

So I guess youse guys are doing full house for the whole season?

QueenBoi70

Jul 7, 2019, 2:28 am Reply

After this episode I started smoking

Peter Nadreau

Jul 7, 2019, 2:33 am Reply

I had to watch this before going outside for a smoke. ? ?

markshow1303

Jul 7, 2019, 3:51 am Reply

Do some A Different World Episodes!

TK

Jul 7, 2019, 4:41 am Reply

Ay Rory sent me here

ConstintineOOO

Jul 7, 2019, 5:08 am Reply

Finally someone who didn't fucking kill themselves. Woot

ASMR Life

Jul 7, 2019, 7:26 am Reply

That is not even surprising,one girl in my school is 7th grade and she even have a boyfriend from highschool when she was 5th grade and EVEN had a sex with someone idk. The boys in 8th were smoking weed too.

Ruben Baeza

Jul 7, 2019, 7:44 am Reply

It's shows like Full house that made me wanna smoke to begin with.

Majikalnight

Jul 7, 2019, 8:16 am Reply

At least she wasn't a narc with the other girls

LongIslandP8ntball

Jul 7, 2019, 8:37 am Reply

Smoke

Are you smoking yet?

Smoke

Lol family guy episode with stewie smoking Eldorado cigarettes

Corey Crimson

Jul 7, 2019, 3:43 pm Reply

They forgot to explain why Danny was listening to a radio talk show on teen advice ?

Butt Stephens

Jul 7, 2019, 3:55 pm Reply

tbf smoking is pretty cool

dacon sipedog316

Jul 7, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

It that one girl Jennifer Gardner?

OAT351

Jul 7, 2019, 5:55 pm Reply

I tried smoking for the first time at a 9th grade kegger. I was transferring in to a new school, and was nervous about making new friends. Not 30 minutes later, I started making out with the hottest girl in school, including copious amounts of hands massaging the sexual organs. I let the boys smell my fingers, and my status rose from ignored new kid to god in acid-washed jeans in 0.04 seconds. Thank you, smoking!!!

Trumptard

Jul 7, 2019, 8:43 pm Reply

Gia is still Stephanie's best friend on fuller house…

Cam Olson

Jul 7, 2019, 11:59 pm Reply

“Claaaassic Steph”

Dragon Crackers

Jul 7, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

Ha, Gia comes back in Fuller House and still smokes. No Micky though. I guess smoking isnt all that bad because Gia's kinda hot.

Aina R.

Jul 7, 2019, 12:47 am Reply

I’ve been waiting for another video from this series.

Jeremy Campo

Jul 7, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

wot?

Hot Mark

Jul 7, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

14

Jane and John Doe

Jul 7, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

I’ve been waiting for these Full House episodes to be mentioned!!!

Tony Egg

Jul 7, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

Have you considered doing animated episodes? King of the Hill would probably work well for these.

Sierra Meyers

Jul 7, 2019, 5:56 am Reply

Remember Jem and the Holograms when that person took drugs and almost killed themselves?
If you didn’t do it before, do you mind making it a video? Your commentary on that video would probably be so funny ?

Mark Mark Mark

Jul 7, 2019, 1:04 pm Reply

These are awesome. Can you do every episode from every show please. Thanks

Yvette Lambert

Jul 7, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

That restroom is disgusting!!! ????

Evan Fields

Jul 7, 2019, 6:27 pm Reply

The actress who played Stephanie went on to have a nasty meth addiction.

Darrell May

Jul 7, 2019, 8:58 pm Reply

Narrator: “We get to see Mickey again because she quit smoking and talks about banging the math teacher.”
Me: “really? I would’ve guessed that she would probably fucking kill herself.”

hotel? trivago.

Jul 7, 2019, 12:47 am Reply

"And we DO see Micky again"
Because she killed suicide.

TheAnonymousGuy

Jul 7, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

How about the episode of Roseanne where her husband beats up a wife beater

Michael Broyles

Jul 7, 2019, 4:59 am Reply

My favorite thing about this episode is that they tried to make it anti-smoking, but the smoking kids were clearly more fun to hang out with.

David Rodriguez

Jul 7, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

Do the fresh prince "Drunk Driving" Episode

Viet Chu

Jul 7, 2019, 9:03 am Reply

Qq,q,1

KahosSaint

Jul 7, 2019, 6:27 pm Reply

So I guess season 4 is only gonna be Full House episodes? Make a new series then and shows us different shows again.

Mario Chavez

Jul 7, 2019, 6:48 pm Reply

Steph is a loser!!!

ASH CLANCEY & THE CO2 CREW

Jul 7, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

We need the Cory in the house where we lost Alaska to the fucking Russians and played dance dance revolution to get it back

Audrey Hope

Jul 7, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

“Invite her to the spin-off to talk about meth” ???

Mike Janacone

Aug 8, 2019, 12:01 am Reply

Can you do the episode of home-improvement when the countertop installation guy makes a move on Jill lol I love these ones keep up the good work

Taylor Jo Blackham

Aug 8, 2019, 1:36 am Reply

You should do the episode of That 70s Show when Kelso threatens the president

Jennifer Cleveland

Aug 8, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

You should do the Punky Brewster episode with the just say no to drugs campaign

POWER TOWER

Aug 8, 2019, 6:03 am Reply

Another one you could do is the one where stephanie drove a car through the kitchen

JOSE DUPREY

Aug 8, 2019, 2:38 pm Reply

Cigarettes are so uncool…try meth instead.

Ryan Eshaghi

Aug 8, 2019, 6:46 pm Reply

You should do that one fresh prince episode where Carlton lands himself in the hospital after taking speed from will’s locker

nihl hinz

Aug 8, 2019, 10:04 pm Reply

I was waiting for the fuller houses episodes where Steph loves the glass dick more then having a job and the family supports her through rehab and relapse after relapse.

Taylor

Aug 8, 2019, 4:27 am Reply

Should have told them about mint pods

Justin Blackshire

Aug 8, 2019, 6:28 am Reply

Wow nobody killed them self!!!!!

carl nerney

Aug 8, 2019, 1:32 pm Reply

This episode got me to smoke

Will Valentine

Aug 8, 2019, 4:52 pm Reply

The girl that play Gia is always playing the bad influence in shows

Alyssa Mayle

Aug 8, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

Smoking is definitely not cool. My mom just died yesterday because of lung cancer

Jade Dewyn

Aug 8, 2019, 5:53 pm Reply

next you should do the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. The episode Guess Who’s Coming to Marry?

jadenova

Aug 8, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

Stephanie is into blue rock candy.

leo aguilar

Aug 8, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

She's not moron she's a methhead o wait she is a moron

Miah Thorpatrick

Aug 8, 2019, 2:46 am Reply

How the hell can you get free donuts for teachers lounge!? I still don’t understand how one would achieve that lol

David Thomas

Aug 8, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

Whos the girl playing Mickey , she looks families

Michael Delvalle

Aug 8, 2019, 3:41 am Reply

"bahhh cigarettes bahh"! idk why that made me laugh so hard lol

Michael Delvalle

Aug 8, 2019, 3:42 am Reply

damn the 80s and 90s sitcoms really exaggerated the issue of peer pressure lmao.

SonnyBurnett1988

Aug 8, 2019, 9:13 am Reply

Mickey must've blazed one before homeroom because that was not funny ???

Maple Sappy

Aug 8, 2019, 1:31 am Reply

full house is one of the worst shows on television. Can't change my mind. Grew up with it. And even at the young age of 5 I called this show out on its bullshit.

starcrafter13terran

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

wait wait wait… stephanie is danny's daughter and she calls him "danny?" wtf

jamesmtorres

Aug 8, 2019, 3:58 am Reply

I never realized until now but this show was WOKE

Agent_of_Chaos

Aug 8, 2019, 6:04 am Reply

I’m Mr Lucas, come watch what I’m wearing

Kerry Anderson

Aug 8, 2019, 10:01 am Reply

I’m smokin weed watching this

Kaelin Robinson

Aug 8, 2019, 4:19 pm Reply

Do Family Ties Season 3 Episode 1 where Elaine gets addicted to gambling

Randy Richards

Aug 8, 2019, 8:53 pm Reply

I smoke and it makes me look "cool".

CarolsVideos

Aug 8, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

Was there an episode yet of when two of the daughters get on an airplane by themselves? that one would be a good one

Samuel Buxton

Aug 8, 2019, 6:46 pm Reply

And now it's all happening over with juuls and shit but they're 11

s staners

Aug 8, 2019, 2:06 pm Reply

****bah***cigarette***bad…???

Slater_Danger

Aug 8, 2019, 5:49 pm Reply

I remember having the hardest crush on Steph

MrStonedJosh

Aug 8, 2019, 11:05 pm Reply

Dumb bathroom girls don't they know she wanted meth

Evija3000

Aug 8, 2019, 1:01 pm Reply

How is it bad that she goes home to cook for her mom? I think that shows responsibility.

Dox

Aug 8, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply

This perception of smokers as cool is so strange to me, I'm not surprised if it's like that in Europe, and I know it used to be like that in the U.S. But all the smokers in my HS class were considered the losers. They were the poorer students, and also the ones failing all their classes and who didn't go to college.

wikayne

Aug 8, 2019, 7:30 pm Reply

I discovered your videos a few days ago, and I'm totally in love. Very true, very funny. I miss a few words sometimes, because you speak really fast, but it's okay. Thanks ! A brand new subscriber. A french one, for the matter. 😉

MsWhatsinmybox

Aug 8, 2019, 1:57 am Reply

Golden Girls when Rose has to wait for HIV test results.

Niko Mancini

Aug 8, 2019, 5:41 am Reply

I hate the stupid music that they play when they give someone a stupid lecture

InsertNameHere

Aug 8, 2019, 2:08 pm Reply

im surprised there was no snitching in this episode

Nomad Lord

Aug 8, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

Dad Alarms through the goddamn roof

Khrashing Phantom

Aug 8, 2019, 11:05 am Reply

The only reason Steph seemed lame is because those girls were smoking cigarettes. Now if those girls were smoking methamphetamine and she declined I think more people would have praised her decision. Lol.

Feliziano Flores

Aug 8, 2019, 4:04 pm Reply

Please do the Saved By The Bell Jessie takes pills episode

hkid92orsnow

Aug 8, 2019, 2:25 pm Reply

I was such a Stephanie to the point that I was in a skit in middle school playing the role of the kid saying no to the peer pressure to smoke ?

Jared Dill

Aug 8, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

Lololol BAH CIGARETTE! BAH! haha

David Ortiz

Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

All four of those girls are drug addicted prostitutes on Kensington ave

Mike Tayon

Aug 8, 2019, 6:02 am Reply

When i was in JUNIOR HIGH school, in the mid 70's, a lot of us kids talked shit about sex, but were as pure as the driven snow! Most of us weren't smoking yet either! ?

Mark R

Aug 8, 2019, 10:20 pm Reply

Very funny narration

Imaru Lewis

Aug 8, 2019, 12:56 am Reply

When I went into secondary (high) school, I was all prepared to get peer pressured into doing drugs and shit. I wasnt offered weed until about yr 10 and I smoked that shit down with NO coercion. All that happened was I had a chill afternoon with my friends giggling at clouds and shit and when my mum clocked that I was high all she said was "I hope you didnt do too much and didnt come home by yourself". My brain didnt melt, i didnt immediately escalate to crack, I dont even smoke weed except at the odd party. I didnt start screaming "IM SO EXCITED! IM SO EXCITED! IM SO…SCAAAAARRREEED!!! ???" (still the cringest shit ive ever heard.)

V H

Aug 8, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply

I heard they are rebooting the talking with teens & teen talk podcast.

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