| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

The ‘Fresh Prince’ When Will And Uncle Phil Accidentally Bought Thanksgiving Handies


(thoughtful music) – [Narrator] Will’s kitchen sneakin’ for a little pre-Thanksgiving pie. Uncle Phil had the same idea. – This is not the first
Philip Banks pie-jacking. – [Narrator] And it won’t
be the last jack attempt of this episode, busted. And a B-story about Hillary
and Carlton volunteering to feed the homeless, who cares. The whole fam’s in town for Turkey Day. Will and Uncle Phil are helping Aunt Helen with her heavy-ass trunk. But Uncle Phil’s back is not having it. And a C-story breaks out
about the women fighting over who makes the best stuffing. Will tries to settle it
by siding with his mom, but Uncle Phil cautions he’s
entering an unwinnable trap. Phil’s right, now
everyone’s pissed at Will and he has to judge a
four-way stuffing cook-off. Uncle Phil and Will are couching it up when Aunt Viv the Second
says move that trunk. Uncle Phil teaches Will you can put off basic responsibilities by lying to your life partner. Wow, the stuffing wars
are really heating up. Wow, who cares. It’s finally time to lift that trunk, but Will gets mad at the sports and Uncle Phil fucks his
back up somethin’ serious. His loved ones rush to his rescue. Then bail, because stuffing. But it’s Thanksgiving, the doctor can’t see Phil until Monday. Will has the answer: Hit up one of those
reputable acupressure spots that are open 24/7, even holidays. Uncle Phil declines, but Will coaxes him with the reminder that
he is fat and likes food and Thanksgiving has lots of food, so get your fat ass massaged if you want a seat at the feast. Meanwhile, at the shelter, Carlton is feeding an unfortunate kid who lost his Home Improvement. Will takes Phil to a classy
joint with zebra print pillows. He says Phil needs a massage, deep tissue. Definitely gonna need some tissues. This kind professional offers to give Will a massage, personally. Sounds legit. The stuffing wars rage on. May god have mercy on us all. – Today’s your lucky day, you
get a choice of body oils. We have cinnamon, honey suckle, and our holiday special, cranberry. – [Narrator] Uncle Phil,
I think this nice woman is about to rub actual
cranberry sauce on your nutsack. Meanwhile, Will is less
concerned with the minutiae. – Just work it, girl. – [Narrator] Uncle Phil
and Will are having a good ol’ fashioned holiday
rubdown a thin wall apart. One of the scantily clad
pilgrims offers Will the special. Will says duh, but Will and Uncle Phil have very different
reactions to the special, which turns out to be four
titties on a Thursday. Uncle Phil wants to leave now. Will says he’ll be out in 10 minutes, which gives him 9 minutes
and 38 seconds to clean up, get dressed and have a smoke. Uncle Phil says we
gotta gobble, gobble go. Oh snap, the cops. Busted, to be continued right now. Uncle Phil requests Officer Dickhole, working holiday overtime to catch lonely dudes getting Turkey Tugs, to give him a break. Lieutenant SucksAss says
that’s up to the D.A., and surely a judge would know that. Now, welcome to jail, Happy
Thanksgiving, bitches. Will tries a tough guy act so
Uncle Phil can call a lawyer, and this dude yanks the
phone right off the wall. He could probably get a
job at that massage parlor. Meanwhile, the ladies are getting worried about their missing relatives as they’re starting to
run low on filler plot. I mean stuffing plot, I mean filler plot. Phil and Will get shitty dinners,
this sucks Plymouth rocks. Worst Thanksgiving ever. Then Will starts talking
about all the food at home. Reminding us, one more ‘gain,
of the four kinds of stuffing. That’s all Uncle Phil needs
to pull some expert level Let Me Speak to Your Manager-ing. He says get the D.A. on the horn. Tell him we haven’t had access
to a phone call or a lawyer, or four kinds of stuffing, or you’ll be the one
getting jerked behind bars. Uncle Phil and Will are
back on the streets. Free men, ready to spill their gravy. Phil and Will vow to never
speak a word of this to anyone. Dinner is poppin’, best Thanksgiving ever. Hey, Phil, Will, the
fuck took y’all so long? – Nothing. – Yeah, nada, (mumbles), nilch, nothing. Ah, look at the bird. – [Narrator] Very smooth. Then a super necessary eating montage that goes on for, like, two minutes. But what about the stuffing contest? Will says it’s a tie. Everyone’s like so what the shit was the point of all that? It took us two episodes
to make that stuffing. Uncle Phil says there is
no point, to anything. Because we’re all gonna die alone, it’s just nice to occasionally
be together in the meantime for mashed potatoes. Then the whole gang gets salty and Aunt Helen is drunk alone,
talking shit by herself. Classic Thanksgiving. So what did we learn today? – When you have a chronic back problem and you go for a therapeutic massage, and wind up in a house of ill-repute, which is subsequently raided, and you are arrested by mistake, never tell your wife. – [Narrator] Huh, yeah,
that pretty much sums it up. And if you want to get a
hand job on Thanksgiving, just do it yourself in
your childhood bedroom like everyone else. See you next time on A
Very Special Episode. (thoughtful music)

100 Comments

Kyle Burroughs

Mar 3, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

Turkey tugs. Lmao!

J 13

Apr 4, 2019, 11:27 pm Reply

then
bail
because
stuffing

D K

Apr 4, 2019, 8:13 pm Reply

Robert Kraft doesn't think this one is funny

John Watters

Apr 4, 2019, 9:37 pm Reply

First thing's first, rest in peace, Uncle Phil.

OptimusWrex

Apr 4, 2019, 6:03 am Reply

4 kinds of stuffing in one turkey for that many people? That always bugged me.

meme graveyard

Apr 4, 2019, 2:36 am Reply

Turkey Tugs

Anaika Joseph

Apr 4, 2019, 10:55 am Reply

Aunt Viv the second. Lol!

Cheeks7566 E

Apr 4, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

A kid who lost his home….. improvement Hahahaha

Simaginary Friend

Apr 4, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

Ya gotta love Americans. They have a holiday where they give thanks and show appreciation for all the things they have, only to go insane and practically kill each other trying to get the things they don't have the very next day.

Katrina Garnett

Apr 4, 2019, 10:07 pm Reply

An unfortunate kid who lost his home….improvement…lol

BluGyal

Apr 4, 2019, 3:27 am Reply

"Turkey tugs" underrated af

Mario Juan

Apr 4, 2019, 4:24 am Reply

When will we be seeing the VSP treatment of the FPOBA where Will gives Carlton speed? Or the one where his dad comes back into his life?

Ayava Kyavata

Apr 4, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

"Four titties on a Thursday" is my new favorite expression. As in, "that was as good as four titties on a Thursday."

Cole Redmond

Apr 4, 2019, 9:17 pm Reply

You need to do the episode where will pretends to marry a girl to take her virginity. He proposes and even hires jazz to be the pastor. He confesses but still tries to get her into bed.

Nick Soapdish

Apr 4, 2019, 3:30 am Reply

Happy Spanksgiving!

Jason Kuhl

Apr 4, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

More special episode much more

David Ullman

Apr 4, 2019, 10:47 am Reply

A lot of these 90s shows were terrible but I think Fresh Prince was genuinely good.

Also I just discovered this yesterday and I've been binging this and Zack Morris. Now I'm imagining the narrator explaining all my poor decisions. "David decides to wake up early on Saturday morning to study. So he goes to bed late, wakes up late, and then spends two hours developing an addiction to a YouTube series about old sitcoms."

a very chronic tonic

May 5, 2019, 11:21 am Reply

i mean they did not do anything wrong they just got a normal massage witch they were paying for and then flashed witch they weren't actually paying for and left thats hard to explain to cops or a court but still innocent

Paul Honey

May 5, 2019, 8:34 pm Reply

This is one of my favourites.

Oliver Hernandez

May 5, 2019, 4:09 pm Reply

Man it was funny when like Will and uncle Phil got caught in the massage parlor and landed in jail

Dusty Barton

Jun 6, 2019, 4:14 am Reply

Lost his home improvement ??

Aku From the future

Jun 6, 2019, 12:30 am Reply

Can I say, your channel has quickly become my favorite

Sim ?

Jun 6, 2019, 5:13 pm Reply

Uncle Phil wanted dem "tiny onions"

Letucces Satan

Jun 6, 2019, 12:37 pm Reply

"Turkey tug"

Joe Stacks

Jun 6, 2019, 6:42 am Reply

when uncle phil sums up a very special episode. damn, miss james avery.

Corey Harris

Jun 6, 2019, 3:14 am Reply

“Yo Phil, Will, the fuck took y’all so long?”

alex1vid

Jun 6, 2019, 5:04 pm Reply

LMAO @ "4 titties on a Thursday…"

Nicholas Cole

Jun 6, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

He says Phil needs a massage. Deep tissue. Definitely going to need some tissues! ?

Michael Barrett

Jun 6, 2019, 8:34 am Reply

2:33 “he could probably get a job at that massage parlor” lol

jennybean

Jul 7, 2019, 1:51 am Reply

Home… Improvement ?

byron Rideaux

Jul 7, 2019, 7:39 am Reply

Unless it is a Massage Envy or any other massage company, don't go to it

Adam Dyer

Jul 7, 2019, 4:48 am Reply

Narrator sounds like john mulaney

Von_Nightmare_ Luciferian

Jul 7, 2019, 6:03 am Reply

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tony S

Jul 7, 2019, 2:01 pm Reply

Lost his Home…
Improvement ??????

jadenova

Jul 7, 2019, 12:11 am Reply

Poor Uncle Phil. Missing out on that turtle soup.

Kenny X Sites

Jul 7, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

"This is not the first Phillip Banks piejacking." I fucking loved Uncle Phil.

jadenova

Jul 7, 2019, 10:59 am Reply

Should have gotten Bepop and Rocksteady to move that trunk.

Stoney Jaye

Jul 7, 2019, 4:25 pm Reply

"A kid who lost his home….improvement"

I see what you did there

Richard’s Testicle Head

Jul 7, 2019, 5:36 pm Reply

Such a bullshit episode. Masseuses that give handjobs are not that hot. And they’re usually not white or black, they are usually Asians who are unaware that performing such acts for money are illegal as the practice is relatively commonplace where they are from.

Also why did that woman leave her robe undone as uncle Phil scrambled to get out?

Shaolin Dave

Jul 7, 2019, 7:35 pm Reply

No jokes regarding the FIFTH type of stuffing they missed out on at the massage parlor?

MA

Jul 7, 2019, 12:47 am Reply

Love this channel

Hekima Ashe

Jul 7, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

Aunt Viv the 2nd lmaooooo

Evan Fritts

Jul 7, 2019, 4:24 pm Reply

The home improvement gag was so FUCKIN' choice.

Myles W

Jul 7, 2019, 9:56 pm Reply

Reads thumbnail Are they Asians.

Reef

Jul 7, 2019, 3:19 am Reply

AnD SuReLy A JuDgE WoUlD KnOw ThAaAaAt

ERIK KILLMONGER STEVENS

Jul 7, 2019, 4:30 pm Reply

i lost my shit at Aunt Viv the 2nd…. ????

Sarah Stubbs

Jul 7, 2019, 8:30 pm Reply

4 titties on a Thursday ???

Marsean Bostic

Jul 7, 2019, 9:30 pm Reply

Sorry I'm kinda stupid…but is this the dead meat guy?

moviegeek80

Jul 7, 2019, 9:59 pm Reply

Turkey Tugs….LOL….next level funny shit!

Edward Vazquez

Jul 7, 2019, 8:04 am Reply

I'd fuck the shit out of aunt hellen

CJ Israel

Jul 7, 2019, 6:42 am Reply

Who loss his home… improvement

Joe jo

Jul 7, 2019, 4:27 am Reply

Same thing happen to Robert Kraft lol

iheartjared74

Jul 7, 2019, 6:10 pm Reply

Aunt Viv II I am already deceased ?

Night-Prowler

Jul 7, 2019, 1:36 pm Reply

“and Uncle Phil fucks his back up…”

C B

Jul 7, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

Turkey Tugs. The real reason we celebrate thanksgiving ?

YDUU Ratohnhaké:ton

Jul 7, 2019, 5:33 pm Reply

Aunt Viv the second….

kevin e-anaba

Jul 7, 2019, 8:48 pm Reply

"Aunt viv the 2nd" lmao

Taylor Thomas

Jul 7, 2019, 3:56 am Reply

AUNT VIV THE SECOND!!!! I love it ? ? ?

Said Olivares

Jul 7, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

Aunt viv the second lol i cant??

DeShaune

Jul 7, 2019, 3:18 pm Reply

Who’s the actress massaging Will???

Insomniac Jamesy

Jul 7, 2019, 12:54 am Reply

At least it made his bacc better.

Stutz

Jul 7, 2019, 6:34 pm Reply

Aunt Viv the second!! This channel does not skip a beat. Lost it when I heard that

Maliphresh

Jul 7, 2019, 6:22 pm Reply

Aunt viv the 2nd?????

Maliphresh

Jul 7, 2019, 6:23 pm Reply

Look at Jennifer Lewis???

Li CHOPPA

Jul 7, 2019, 12:25 am Reply

U sound like so lyrical

Qiqa Que Bacela

Jul 7, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

And I've been putting this episode off for so long ?

Anna Sloan

Jul 7, 2019, 8:00 pm Reply

My brother and i always called sunt viv number 2 that woman who isnt aunt viv.

Dustin B

Jul 7, 2019, 2:03 am Reply

[email protected]:17

Protomanbeawsome

Jul 7, 2019, 2:01 am Reply

Yo will looks fine as fuck in that turtleneck

rawrbro69

Jul 7, 2019, 2:42 am Reply

“Aunt viv the second.” ?☠️

whispr

Jul 7, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

“Hey, Phil, Will?

The fuck took y’all so long

Dingo Lingus

Jul 7, 2019, 6:55 am Reply

Brad fell on hard times

Anthony Cuello

Jul 7, 2019, 8:25 am Reply

"The fuck took y'all so long?" Hahah with that clip was hilarious.

Shelley Okeeweehow

Jul 7, 2019, 4:55 am Reply

Why the f**k are you narrating?!!????

Ceeboy ForLife

Jul 7, 2019, 5:22 pm Reply

Aunt Hellen was a baddy.

littlebitwonky

Jul 7, 2019, 1:33 am Reply

Never tell your wife about your holiday handjobs. Trust me, it wont go well…

AliceDee25

Jul 7, 2019, 1:42 am Reply

1:14 is that really the kid from Home Improvement

cyka blyat

Jul 7, 2019, 5:33 pm Reply

Wait i dont get why they were arrested

stacy stacy

Jul 7, 2019, 7:45 pm Reply

kinda funny, sorta laughed

Nick Falletta

Jul 7, 2019, 12:37 am Reply

This is how all of Bob Kraft's Thanksgivings go down.

33 73

Jul 7, 2019, 2:38 pm Reply

It’s not stuffing baby, ITS CALLED DRESSING. AND MINE IS THE BEST.

Muhammad Lee

Jul 7, 2019, 5:56 pm Reply

I'm glad they saved all of the cool stories for Aunt viv 2 like who has the best stuffing. Aunt viv 1 couldn't have handled that

Andre Lyew

Jul 7, 2019, 6:32 pm Reply

Aunt Viv II had me dying.

Brooklyn Style ☑️

Jul 7, 2019, 7:11 am Reply

hold up …nah …narrator gotta be black

Lv Garcia

Jul 7, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

Will and Carlton had really nice hair

Jordan G

Jul 7, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

Home….improvement

NewTypexvii

Jul 7, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

Why did they even get arrested? They didn't exchange any money for sexual favors.

Patrick McCutcheon

Aug 8, 2019, 12:33 am Reply

"Who lost his home… improvement."

Patrick McCutcheon

Aug 8, 2019, 12:35 am Reply

This episode is basically a rip off of Sanford and Son where Lamont, Fred and Rollo think they are auditioning for a movie that turns out to be a porno, and they wind up getting thrown in jail.

Joshifer Everlark

Aug 8, 2019, 6:00 pm Reply

turkey tugs ?

blackice27

Aug 8, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

Lost his Home…Improvement. ??? DEAD.

S. Iacomus

Aug 8, 2019, 2:48 pm Reply

I bought a Turkey Tug once, but it wasn't on accident. ?

The gr8 trans4mable bumble bee

Aug 8, 2019, 10:22 am Reply

Won't likes to reside in uncle Phils luxury house and yes – I wrote, won't, on purpose

Candice Dailey

Aug 8, 2019, 5:44 pm Reply

Team Darkskin Aunt Viv

David King

Aug 8, 2019, 2:40 pm Reply

Knowing Will Smith he probably want to be in the prison getting a hand job From a dude

cm punkster

Aug 8, 2019, 4:01 am Reply

Do the friends episode the one with Ross’s sandwich

Milli Macro

Aug 8, 2019, 8:27 am Reply

I almost forgot he’s a judge lmao he never would have seen the inside of that holding cell

Taylor Myers

Aug 8, 2019, 6:42 am Reply

" This poor kid that lost his Home…. Improvement

Nelly Harris

Aug 8, 2019, 3:45 am Reply

Aunt viv the second ????

Ibadyah Ban Zabalawan

Aug 8, 2019, 12:04 pm Reply

Turkey tugs ??????

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