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President Trump Spoke Publicly for 56 Total Minutes Last Week

-Let’s get to the news. According to CNN, President Trump spoke publicly for 56 total minutes last week. Even though the car behind him was honking the whole time. Investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death. Worse, they […]

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Donald Trump Is the Conspiracy-Theorist-in-Chief: A Closer Look

-Well, it was another super-chill weekend with the President of the United States retweeting a deranged conspiracy theory accusing a previous president of murder. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Donald Trump has changed many things in his life, but there are a few constants. He’s […]

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Popsicle Schtick: Beet Buttigieg, Crabernet

-Welcome back, you guys. This is so exciting. It’s time once again for “Popsicle Schtick.” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] -For those of you who don’t know, this is a bit where my writers come up with bad jokes and then try to save them with what they call “kickass graphics.” Here […]

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Former VP Joe Biden Still Leads the Democratic Primary Race

-Let’s get to the news. According to a new poll, former Vice President Joe Biden still leads the Democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ Laughter ] “The New York Times” is reporting that former Vice President Joe Biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter […]

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Seth Meyers’ Wife Gave Birth in Their Apartment Lobby

-Usually — guys, usually I come to work at 9 in the morning. I came into work just about an hour ago today, because my wife gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. [ Cheers and applause ] And… I thank you. Thank you so much. [ Cheers and applause continue ] Here’s the […]

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Alison Brie Put Her Cat in a Headlock

-How are you? -I’m fantastic. -You look fantastic. -Thank you. -A stunning — A stunning outfit. -Michael and I coordinated the dress code for tonight. -Yes. [ Laughter ] -So, I’m glad that worked out. -He was like, “I’m gonna go super casual.” -And I was like, “Me too.” [ Laughter ] -You made — […]

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Marianne Williamson on Opioids and Reaching the 2020 Debates

-You’re very different from Donald Trump. I think one distinction you draw is, again, you’ve even said you want to meet him on a field of love as opposed to a field of hate. So that is a difference between you. A similarity is neither of you have ever held political office. And obviously, there […]

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Trump Combines Cruel Immigration Policies with Broken Promises : A Closer Look

-The Trump administration has announced a new rule that would limit legal immigration by imposing a wealth test. For more on this it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] ♪♪ Trump has many racist conspiracy theories about immigrants. He thinks they’re being funded by shadowy groups. […]

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Jake Tapper’s Daughter’s Book Is Getting Translated into Chinese

-You mentioned even having a Republican on the panel to be able to talk to you. You also talked about after the horrific weekend of shootings in El Paso and Dayton, you opened your show by saying — your Sunday show — by saying that you had reached out and could not get any elected […]

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The Check In: Trump and Trucking

-President Trump was swept into office in part because of his supposed blue collar appeal. For example, he promised that America’s truckers would prosper under his administration. So how are they doing after three years under Trump? This is “The Check In.” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Bell dings ] Trucking is a huge […]

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