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President Trump Spoke Publicly for 56 Total Minutes Last Week

-Let’s get to the news. According to CNN, President Trump spoke publicly for 56 total minutes last week. Even though the car behind him was honking the whole time. Investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death. Worse, they […]

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First Apartment Stories w/ Saoirse Ronan, Olivia Wilde & Melissa Benoist

YOU NOW LIVE ON YOUR OWN. SAOIRSE: I DO. JAMES: HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON? SAOIRSE: I’M GRAND. I’M FINE. I’VE GOT ME TEA. BUT I FOUND, I REMEMBER WHEN I MOVED AWAY AT FIRST, BECAUSE I MOVED TO LONDON WHEN I WAS 19. THAT WAS THE FIRST PLACE I MOVED TO. I REMEMBER ME […]

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Popsicle Schtick: Beet Buttigieg, Crabernet

-Welcome back, you guys. This is so exciting. It’s time once again for “Popsicle Schtick.” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] -For those of you who don’t know, this is a bit where my writers come up with bad jokes and then try to save them with what they call “kickass graphics.” Here […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 79 comments

Former VP Joe Biden Still Leads the Democratic Primary Race

-Let’s get to the news. According to a new poll, former Vice President Joe Biden still leads the Democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ Laughter ] “The New York Times” is reporting that former Vice President Joe Biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter […]

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Seth Meyers’ Wife Gave Birth in Their Apartment Lobby

-Usually — guys, usually I come to work at 9 in the morning. I came into work just about an hour ago today, because my wife gave birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. [ Cheers and applause ] And… I thank you. Thank you so much. [ Cheers and applause continue ] Here’s the […]

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Alison Brie Put Her Cat in a Headlock

-How are you? -I’m fantastic. -You look fantastic. -Thank you. -A stunning — A stunning outfit. -Michael and I coordinated the dress code for tonight. -Yes. [ Laughter ] -So, I’m glad that worked out. -He was like, “I’m gonna go super casual.” -And I was like, “Me too.” [ Laughter ] -You made — […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 20 comments

Marianne Williamson on Opioids and Reaching the 2020 Debates

-You’re very different from Donald Trump. I think one distinction you draw is, again, you’ve even said you want to meet him on a field of love as opposed to a field of hate. So that is a difference between you. A similarity is neither of you have ever held political office. And obviously, there […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 53 comments

Jake Tapper’s Daughter’s Book Is Getting Translated into Chinese

-You mentioned even having a Republican on the panel to be able to talk to you. You also talked about after the horrific weekend of shootings in El Paso and Dayton, you opened your show by saying — your Sunday show — by saying that you had reached out and could not get any elected […]

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19-Year-Old Elisabeth Moss Had a Sketchy NYC Apartment Situation

>>James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM “THE KITCHEN,” IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MOVIE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVERYONE IS SO VERY EXCITED TO SEE IT. TELL US FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.>>IT IS ABOUT THREE WOMEN WHOSE PARTNERS ARE ALL IN […]

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Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Details of His Son’s Birth & Heart Disease

I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY LAST WEEK. I’M SORRY. YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL, BUT IT WAS A SCARY STORY. AND BEFORE I GO INTO IT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. OKAY? SO WHEN I’M TELLING THIS, DON’T GET […]

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