| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

First Apartment Stories w/ Saoirse Ronan, Olivia Wilde & Melissa Benoist

YOU NOW LIVE ON YOUR OWN. SAOIRSE: I DO. JAMES: HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON? SAOIRSE: I’M GRAND. I’M FINE. I’VE GOT ME TEA. BUT I FOUND, I REMEMBER WHEN I MOVED AWAY AT FIRST, BECAUSE I MOVED TO LONDON WHEN I WAS 19. THAT WAS THE FIRST PLACE I MOVED TO. I REMEMBER ME […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | No comments

The Best Repo Man in the World Is a Guy Named “Yak” – South Side

♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪ ♪ Yeah, one number, six, seven, eight ♪ ♪ Nine, 10, 11, ready ♪ Shut the fuck up! I’ll slit your fucking throats! You, shaky feet, state your name, hometown, and what you want to major in besides missionary sex. Go. Uh, I’m Keely. I’m undeclared. My dad’s […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 28 comments

Broad City – A Beautiful Railroad-Style Apartment

It’s a hallway. It is a beautiful railroad-style apartment in your budget. Where’s the bathroom? Where isn’t the bathroom? Jeez, wear a catheter, go in the corner. You can fit a king size bed in here. Yeah, if you fold it up like a taco. God, why am I so turned on right now? Ew, […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Bill Hader’s Most Obscure Impressions

>>NICE GROUP. >>Jimmy: YEAH, THEY’RE NICE PEOPLE. >>A NICE GROUP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK VERY SHARP. >>THANK YOU. I KNOW. I DECIDED TO DRESS UP FOR YOU, JIMMY. >>Jimmy: YOU LOOK NICE. >>I GET NERVOUS. I GET NERVOUS WHEN I SEE YOU. I WANT TO LOOK NICE FOR YOU, MAN. >>Jimmy: HAVE […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 63 comments

19-Year-Old Elisabeth Moss Had a Sketchy NYC Apartment Situation

>>James: THAT WAS A CLIP FROM “THE KITCHEN,” IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MOVIE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EVERYONE IS SO VERY EXCITED TO SEE IT. TELL US FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.>>IT IS ABOUT THREE WOMEN WHOSE PARTNERS ARE ALL IN […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 98 comments

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Details of His Son’s Birth & Heart Disease

I HAVE A STORY TO TELL ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY LAST WEEK. I’M SORRY. YOU KNOW, I TRY NOT TO GET EMOTIONAL, BUT IT WAS A SCARY STORY. AND BEFORE I GO INTO IT, I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING. OKAY? SO WHEN I’M TELLING THIS, DON’T GET […]

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The IT Department

HI, COULD YOU SEND IT UP HERE PLEASE. OKAY, THANK YOU.>>HELLO.>>WHO ARE YOU?>>YOU CALLED FOR ME.>>NO, MY SERVER IS DOWN, I CALLED FOR IT.>>James: I SEE THE PROBLEM, YOU CALLED THE IT DEPARTMENT AND I’M “IT.”>>A MIXUP, IT’S NOT YOUR FALL, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.>>CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER THOUGH?>>James: NO. I CAN SCARE […]

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| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD! [pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING? YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY. – YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE, YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL […]

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