| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Strangers Trying to Sell You Stuff


Creepy Guy: Hey kids, do you want some candy? Kiddies: YEEEEEAAAAAAAH! Dr James: No kids! Never accept candy from strangers! Don’t you know candy can cause cavities? Next time a stranger offers you candy, just think about all the cavities you’d get (Boi nah) COMPUTER GUY: This message was brought to you by the Dentists of America Association. James: You’ve all heard the phrase ‘Stranger Danger’, right? {Yup} Probably a parent or guardian taught you that you should never trust strangers. And this really good advice because you’re just a dumb kid who doesn’t know what a pedofile {OMG} is. But all those parents/guardians grew up without the internet {I’m sorry for them} And, err…the internet is full of strangers. And I’m one of them! How much do you REALLY know about me? FLASHBACKS: I’m a math education major, I want to be a math teacher, FLASHBACK: I used to have a speech impediment when I was little. FLASHBACK: I think it was the halloween after the bunny. FLASHBACK: And that’s why I’m a furry. FLASHBACK: I, James, was a bedwetter until I was 8 {on one hand} years old! PRESENT JAMES: Ok, granted, You do know… quite a few personal details {Just a tad} The internet changes how we talk to people. Meaning it’s a lot easier to talk to strangers on the internet than in real life Because, on the internet, you can find people with the same interents, hobbies and fetishes as you do. But I find it so hard to talk to new people. I would never have enough confidence to be a door-to-door salesman. There a some jobs {Sooubway} where you have to deal with annoying customers, But being a door-to-door salesman, [TEXT ON SCREEN BTW IT SAYS THIS] You’re the annoying one. I guess I just hate bothering people. I’d be a terrible salesman. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP sound effect. OPEN DOOR Man: Wut James: D-do you have a w-water filte-er? Man: Yeah? But I was just thinking I could use another one James: Then you probably don’t need this, I’m sorry for wasting your time! One time I did have to be a door-to-door salesman for a Boy Scouts activity. But I wasn’t even selling anything I was just telling people about a can food drive the scouts were doing. {Coz u no} As a troop, it was our job to go door-to-door to see if therewas any non-perishable food that they were willing to donate Being a nervous little kid probably benifited me, Because a lot of people were really nice, and a lot of people donated stuff. And even the people who didn’t donate we’re like: *o*: Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t have anything on me. Lil James: You don’t have any canned foods? Well, dude, that’s perfect! The house nextdoor just gave me some! Here, these are for you! But there were two houses i went to that I still remember to this day. One guy pointed to his ‘NO SOLICTING’ sign, And asked me if I knew what it said. Lil James: Yeah I know what… soa…lik-i-ting {Lickitung?} is I always thought that soliciting meant I couldn’t sell you something not that I couldn’t ask you for free food! And at the other house, all the guy said was: “Listen,” “I’m not interested…” And then both houses slammed the door in my face. Some of you are probably thinking: “That’s it?” “That was nothing,” And yeah, looking back at the situation, I got off pretty easily. People who are every-day door-to-door salesman probably have to deal with way worse stuff every day! {WOOF!} But as a fragile-minded kid who was just doing what his scout master told him to do, those experiences scarred me {I wantto give u a hug 🙁 } Luckily, I’m not a salesman. So I’m usually the person on the other side of the door. I never know what to say to these people. For the longest time I used to tell them the exact same thing: “My mum {UK!!!!!} isn’t home…” But one day, that’s not gonna work! So for now, I’ve just got to pretend I’m interested, tell them I’ll give them a call, and then put their leaflet into the pile. My grandma though… she… err… would treat these door-to-door salesman VERY differently. You see my grandma is known as the nicest person on the planet. So she would invite these salesman inside, offer them a glass of water, and then show them pictures of her grandkids. I’m not exaggerating! One time I was just at my Gram-Gram’s house just playing some video games. And this person, an adult person I’d never seen before, just starts watching me play! “Are you one of my cousins?” {YOU DINGUS!} And then my grandma gave him a big cup of water filled with ice and a straw, they’d talk for a bit, he left and I asked: “Gram-Gram, who was that?” Old Gram-Grammy Grandma: “Oh… it was just someone trying to sell me a vaccum cleaner…” But salesmen don’t have it the hardest on the doorstep, they are also Jehovah witnesses and Mormon missionaries who are literally trying to SAVE YOUR SOUL! I can’t even be mad at these people, because if I had the secret to eternal happiness, wouldn’t you be telling everyone in your neighbourhood too? They’re trynna do good and all but whenever they show up Jeff: “Hello, do you have time for… to be baptized? Oh, sorry guys, you’re wasting your time. You see, I’m an YouTuber {that’s how he said it} so I’m not going to heaven. Here’s a story that’s a prime example of me failing to talk to people. I had just finished shopping at Walmart {ASDA} and this isn’t important to the story but Adam from SomeThingElseYT was there. Adam: “Hello,” “Walmart {ASDA} is where I make friends,” I was walking to my car and I started eating an uncrustables frozen PB&J sandwich that I bought, and this guy drives up to me and yells, “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, you’re not even waiting to get in the car, you’re just eating that thing up!” James: “Yeah, I was hungry,” Then he pulls his car over and says “Alright, listen fellas,” “I’m travelling to Buckeye {?} and I need $8 for gas,” “But I forgot my wallet at home,” and I thought “Huh, that’s coincidentally how much a pack of cigarettes costs,” He offered us some CDs for exchange for $8, but Adam said the smart thing, “Sorry man, I don’t have any cash on me,” and he showed the man his empty wallet, James: “Haha, poor!” “All I have is $10” “You stupid motherf- {PG! FAMILY FRIENDLY!} *SNIFFF* I don’t know why I said that. I think I was actually gonna pay this guy $8 if I had exact change. But here’s the thing, I didn’t only have $10 I also had $20 The guy saw my cash and said: “Man! Pfft! ‘All you have is $10’ Nah man, I see you have another $20!” and then he raised the price of his CDs from $8 to $30! Like I said, I should’ve handled the situation differently, I should’ve handed him $10, and said “Now give me $2 back!” But he had a solid argument, “If there were 20 dudes who all tried to jump you, I’d have your back!” Now that’s not a bad price for a Walmart {ASDA} parking-lot {CAR PARK} body-guard. “Y’know man, you’ve got to realise that money is just an object…” Ok, then why do you want it? He asked us: “You boys like rap music?” James: “He does,” Adam: “Yeah, I do, I listen to like Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and Ch–” “O-oh no…” And then the man pulled out his CDs but he didn’t have a CD player in his car, so he asked me if he could use my CD player, and I said “Sure” but my CD player already had my mixtape in that I never took out So when I turned on my CD player: [MIXTAPE STARTS AND JAMES TRIES TO COUGH OVER IT BUT EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT CLEAR AS DAY] “*COUGH* I got something in my throat” By the way if you wanna listen to my whole mixtape, link is in the description {SHAMELESS PLUG} Adam and I started listening to his CDs and the man started doing this: “Mm! Yeah! That’s the good stuff!” “So what’s it gonna be, little man, you gonna give me the money or not, huh?” “Do I need to get my gang of 19 other dudes out, HUH!?” [MUSIC] Adam: “So…” [Adam blows raspberries] “Can I have $30?” “Nah, I just gave my last 30 away,” James: “I’m gonna make a video about this.” Yeah, I ended up giving the guy my $30! Honestly I didn’t get the ‘Meth-Head Drug-User Vibe” from him {GEEZ! ‘Meth-Head’, this is PG right?} He was more of a ‘Goofy Dad Who Just Needed $30’ And after I gave him the money he thanked us, Saying things like ‘God, bless you’ And talking about how much he was gonna miss his CDs, “Turn the music down I miss it already!” Now was I scammed out of $30, and this guy is laughing to himself that he stole a used CD to a white boy? Yeah, that definitely could be a possibilty. But I hope whoever this guy is, he pays this good deed forward. And I hope you made it to wherever you need to be. In conclusion, never carry cash on you, kids. [END CARD] Adam: And that was that ladies and gentlemen, That was the whole story! It was a pretty good story, I mean 5/7. Y’know, James sucks at talking to people. Thanks to everyone who helped colour this video, that’s really awesome of you, really cool, really good of you to do that. Thashabgjdihsjdhsdimsdh PAHAH! End of the script. Erm. James didn’t really leave me much to say, for his end card.So I’m going to say whatever I want! Where’s the Jake Paul book? ‘Chapter One’ So Where do we begin? ‘When I was in high school’ ‘I used to dread opening books’ And that’s as much as I’m gonna read! Yeah, I’m not too good at this, err, this end card thing 😛 So, err, how’s your day? IT’s cool, it’s cool. Y’know what else is cool? I don’t know – hate to brag, But I, I got a youtube channel myself! Don’t forget to like, comment and subscribe! Comment down below your favourite part of the video. Like that smash button {10/10} And, iojiuooewhsl, as always, Wear your stay hydrated.

100 Comments

Collin Mitts

Oct 10, 2019, 3:16 am Reply

There’s YuGiOh hair at 1:55 at the third house from the left

XxIlumniaxX Hardin

Oct 10, 2019, 4:31 am Reply

Omg I did the door to door Boy Scouts thing yesterday lmfao

vic vic

Oct 10, 2019, 4:58 am Reply

And James like m&m

Vlad Maidan

Oct 10, 2019, 7:27 am Reply

Candy can cause cavities=CCCC

DJBubblicious

Oct 10, 2019, 9:51 am Reply

I remember trying to sell candy as a kid mess did make you cry when you got no sells 🙁

EasyBakeOrphan

Oct 10, 2019, 11:48 am Reply

Wait you’re a furry

Dart Moll 2.0

Oct 10, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

Furry, that is good

F73g

Oct 10, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

8:43 what does "like that smash button" mean?

Jakemeister 119

Oct 10, 2019, 8:30 pm Reply

The 2nd scaring guy was get madz 🙂

Kobe H

Oct 10, 2019, 10:10 pm Reply

UsunevRhusrajbCuzdcdaccnap

Importantly 3chile

Oct 10, 2019, 1:56 am Reply

;-; ;-:

BG Thomas

Oct 10, 2019, 2:59 am Reply

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NO MORE PLASTIC CUPS!
Visit this website here to save the turtles! Just enter your credit card number, email,password, address, name, gender and age!!!
savetheturtles.com

Andy Quan

Oct 10, 2019, 3:57 am Reply

I don’t eat ? ??

Andy Quan

Oct 10, 2019, 3:58 am Reply

I eat…

SporkRaccoon

Oct 10, 2019, 9:11 am Reply

Simple Solution Go full Fed Ex/Ring the doorbell, throw the paperwork at them, and drive off.

The Mortar Master

Oct 10, 2019, 10:50 am Reply

Just
A
Man
Eating
Sprinkles
I know I won’t get likes cause you hate me.

Emory Atkinson

Oct 10, 2019, 3:52 pm Reply

anyone else read that paragraph at the beginning? oh just me ok

Rosie Widdicombe

Oct 10, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

Are you a Christian? I am.

Rosie Widdicombe

Oct 10, 2019, 4:18 pm Reply

YOU SO FUNNY!!!!!

jadon Benenson

Oct 10, 2019, 5:12 pm Reply

Dont take candy from shit pile

Jack Norby

Oct 10, 2019, 6:48 pm Reply

0:

Solarr

Oct 10, 2019, 9:21 pm Reply

like that smash button

Chafik youssef

Oct 10, 2019, 9:25 pm Reply

Never neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer ??????

E Snethen

Oct 10, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

I assume that the guy at 0:32 is supposed to be Jared?

Jarome Cody-Barker

Oct 10, 2019, 11:57 pm Reply

james rallisom

Vlogger Man

Oct 10, 2019, 12:16 am Reply

Same here. 0:52 To 0:56

Galaxy Stone

Oct 10, 2019, 2:14 am Reply

I’m a Jehovah’s Witness ? and that’s not what we do we do not just say wanna get baptized it’s a process that’s the other religion we save lives

Jamal Arab

Oct 10, 2019, 8:26 am Reply

I am the only person in October 2019

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abc gvybgjgtyyyAllender

Oct 10, 2019, 2:44 pm Reply

are you a furry

Kaisun Goodwin

Oct 10, 2019, 3:13 pm Reply

koolllll

Bearbeegaming 142

Oct 10, 2019, 3:53 pm Reply

And loves sprinkle

Gia Yusuf

Oct 10, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Yes I would like to listen to the CD

Michael Utermoehl

Oct 10, 2019, 5:56 pm Reply

When you where talking about a door to door sailsmen with all the doors there's Boos door from Monsters inc.

Michael Utermoehl

Oct 10, 2019, 5:57 pm Reply

When you say don't accept you and I from strangers what about when you go trick or treating

Yolo ima Smol patat

Oct 10, 2019, 6:56 pm Reply

Saturday night live

McKMonsterMan

Oct 10, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

A white boy you walk wait no matter what

Christian Smiszek

Oct 10, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

Mh mh mh…not so fast James boy
You called a cup skout a boy scout.

katie G.

Oct 10, 2019, 9:01 pm Reply

BTW Jehovah's witnesses don't say that!

Experimental Science

Oct 10, 2019, 9:13 pm Reply

I’m a mormon??

Abby Broccardi

Oct 10, 2019, 10:10 pm Reply

Hey bro i like your videos call me tomorrow morning

DJ Pixy

Oct 10, 2019, 10:15 pm Reply

You literally made a vid answering questions about YOURSELF

es_firewolf

Oct 10, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

Sub to me

es_firewolf

Oct 10, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

Sub to me

es_firewolf

Oct 10, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

Sub to me

es_firewolf

Oct 10, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

SUB TO ME ?????????????????????????????❤️?????????????????????????????????????????????????

Urijah Winthrop

Oct 10, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

?????????????????????????????????????️‍♀️?️‍♀️?️‍♂️?️‍♂️???????????????????????????

Gabriela Leal

Oct 10, 2019, 3:07 am Reply

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

SUGAH BUM MCGEE

Oct 10, 2019, 3:52 am Reply

I like chocolate

DazzlingPangro

Oct 10, 2019, 6:24 am Reply

so nobody gonna talk about how James literally just admitted that he was a furry?

Chase Hadland

Oct 10, 2019, 9:30 am Reply

I’ve got your book so I now you a lot

Lilly Zoe

Oct 10, 2019, 10:07 am Reply

Jehovas witnesses are a sect

Wolfiiie

Oct 10, 2019, 2:31 pm Reply

Don't get candies from strangers!
Halloween comes up

HitZy

Oct 10, 2019, 5:58 pm Reply

Liiiiiiiikkeeeeeee

Samantha Avila

Oct 10, 2019, 6:16 pm Reply

Kids bop 14 lol. 6:22

tannis MacDonald

Oct 10, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply

that houses in a circle is from life is fun

The Punching Bag Nick

Oct 10, 2019, 6:42 pm Reply

Hey the phrase stranger danger gave me the phobia of strangers

GOKU IS COOL

Oct 10, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

Hi

KK Adventures

Oct 10, 2019, 7:15 pm Reply

He said boy scouts but he has a cub scots uniform

Gatcha lily Lacina

Oct 10, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Isac Diaz

Oct 10, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

I live in Arizona

mrs_.butterfly IG

Oct 10, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

1:16 The door with the flowers… EASTER EGG TIME!!!

Haleigh Dodge

Oct 10, 2019, 8:25 pm Reply

Funny missionary story of mine: The guys came up, knocked on the door and I answered (cause I was the only one home.) I answered in a long black dress, black makeup, holding a sage roll and they slowly backed away from me ????

Ciel, Keith, King

Oct 10, 2019, 8:39 pm Reply

"so how was school?"
and you'll respond with
'EIDASWKYRASDEEADGHK SFD'

liwayway ternora

Oct 10, 2019, 8:40 pm Reply

Did Adam say like that smash button at the end part?

Lucy Hellbroke

Oct 10, 2019, 9:34 pm Reply

I used to be a door-to-door canvasser for Amnesty International. It was an incredibly meaningful job, but it was super, unbelievably hard.

Dmonkey Geektanic

Oct 10, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

hhhhhhhhhhhow to emogi
i suck at spell

The Aussie Legend

Oct 10, 2019, 9:37 pm Reply

I know what a ped——— is

Neri Reyes

Oct 10, 2019, 9:51 pm Reply

ME AND Eminem HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

Sarah Buss

Oct 10, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply

you should really invite one of those mormon missionaries inside one day and see what they want and here them out I know you are most likely not going to see this commit especially when this video was made last year but if you do see this please for me (even though you don't know me although I am a subscriber) here them out there is nothing to lose and they can come anytime your available. I know you are most likely if you see this comment just going to ignore it but please just give it a shot, however if you do see this, accept it and invite them in or call them (or just search them up, like just search phone number mormon missionaries colorado something will pop up) and do, do this and you don't like it you can just tell them to go away. I know this is getting long and so you will probably not read it(once again if you even do find this) but just try it Please you have nothing to lose. Thanks. And I really enjoy your videos they make me smile.

YoutubeWarrior 120

Oct 10, 2019, 9:58 pm Reply

thanos wants to know yout location

Aaron TCK

Oct 10, 2019, 10:35 pm Reply

A vaccume cleaner is not a thing

Jarvis Chaplin

Oct 10, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply

r——r—=‘= AK attempt

iiAlisa_ Yt

Oct 10, 2019, 11:31 pm Reply

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ADAM”Click The Smash Button”

Card Collector

Oct 10, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

Adam at 8:43 “Like that smash button.”

Kyndra Colosetti

Oct 10, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

I love your comics

oger overlord

Oct 10, 2019, 2:47 am Reply

0:50 the mystery is is he telling the truth about being furry?

Buena Vista Roofing Inc

Oct 10, 2019, 3:31 am Reply

Oh my God I have a Jehovah witness

Buena Vista Roofing Inc

Oct 10, 2019, 3:32 am Reply

I am a Jehovah witness

Jessop Taylor

Oct 10, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

HAY I’m Jehovah witness

What Just Happened

Oct 10, 2019, 4:24 am Reply

Dentists of America = d.o.a? Hmmmmmmmm

grenade gacha

Oct 10, 2019, 5:54 am Reply

I've been watching you since 5 years ago so I know alot……..LIKE HOW YOU STEPED ON A HAMSTER CAGE AND YOUR FEET STARTED BLEEDING!!!!……*TMI*

sawy sauce

Oct 10, 2019, 6:05 am Reply

One time two Mormons came to my door and I answered the door in a t shirt with a big pentagram on it and a suicidal tendencies hat, they stared for about a minute and then they both asked if they could “help” I told them it was too late for me.

natureboy

Oct 10, 2019, 6:30 am Reply

I'm 16 and still a bedwetter, actually serious about that

Dakotaix

Oct 10, 2019, 6:52 am Reply

"wEaR yOuR sTaY hYdrATeD-"

AOC 1976

Oct 10, 2019, 7:31 am Reply

00:29 yes I do

cupordboyplayz

Oct 10, 2019, 8:26 am Reply

Noob I wet the bed till 14

Joel Stambanis

Oct 10, 2019, 8:27 am Reply

To much now

Els Cornelis

Oct 10, 2019, 8:39 am Reply

I love how every body has clothes and hair. And he s naked and bald.

Alisa Schwartz

Oct 10, 2019, 10:52 am Reply

Can I give you a piece of fan mail

nofosho

Oct 10, 2019, 10:58 am Reply

I had to go door to door to try and sell something as part of an internship to become a buyer (don't ask). It's literally the worst job. I would rather go back to sweeping up coffee grounds at Starbucks than to ever sell shit to strangers again. Especially as a woman.

Emirī Rozuete

Oct 10, 2019, 10:59 am Reply

1:00 "The internet changes how we talk to people. Meaning;.." (BAM) funny Rules Of Survival ad pops up
Seriously that ad just HAD to pop up in my face ??

Heyitzmehalina 3

Oct 10, 2019, 11:15 am Reply

"Dont take candy from strangers" Then what's the point of Halloween? ?

Dr_ memz

Oct 10, 2019, 11:18 am Reply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

100% Joyceeey

Oct 10, 2019, 11:39 am Reply

I am a Jehovah’s witnesse :3

Nazi and Germany

Oct 10, 2019, 12:39 pm Reply

Jag är 10år och jag visade de här vidion var för FÖR ATT HON ÄR DUM I HUVED?och hon vet inte vad stranger danger ??. Och var för skräv du i svenska?

Son Goku

Oct 10, 2019, 1:10 pm Reply

Dj Quik is the goat that Cd was worth every penny

AV&M

Oct 10, 2019, 1:11 pm Reply

He was probably on his way to the strip club

It’s Liam Cummings

Oct 10, 2019, 1:40 pm Reply

Mormons: Be baptized be saved
Me: no
Also me: I’m catholic

rock45324

Oct 10, 2019, 1:52 pm Reply

Mmmmmmmm protein

Rilynn crouse

Oct 10, 2019, 1:52 pm Reply

I am triggered that you crossed out girl in Girl Scout cookies

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