| by Kenneth Chase | 65 comments

Soda Shop – SNL


>>GEE, GANG, THAT MATH TEST WAS
THE BEES KNEES. I LOVE MATH.
>>OH, CONNIE, YOU’RE SUCH A NERD.
ISN’T CONNIE A NERD, LOUISE? LOUISE?
>>SORRY, I WASN’T LISTENING. I WAS MOPING.
>>LOUISE, ARE YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT NOT GETTING ASKED TO THE
DANCE. WE KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER. HEY SAM, HOW ABOUT A ROOT BEER
FLOAT? WE GOT SOMEONE DOWN IN THE
DUMPS.>>WELL, SURE THING GIRLS.
BUT SPEAKING OF ICE CREAM, WHAT’S THE SCOOP.
WHO IS POUTY PENNY?>>IT’S ME.
I’M THE ONLY GIRL WHO DIDN’T GET ASKED TO THE SPRING FLING BEPOP
AND SOCK HOP.>>WELL, IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
THOSE BOYS ARE MAKING A WHOPPER OF A MISTAKE.
I’M GONNA GIVE YOU AN EXTRA SCOOP OF VANILLA ON THE HOUSE.
>>THANKS, SAM. I WISH ALL THE BOYS TO BE MORE
LIKE YOU.>>SAM IS THE BEST.
>>WELL HECK, IF I WERE YOUNGER — 20 YEARS YOUNGER, I
WOULD ASK YOU MYSELF. I MEAN IT.
AND GEE, I WOULD ASK YOU AT THE AGE I AM RIGHT NOW.
>>HA HA, SAM. VERY FUNNY.
>>SAM TELLS THE BEST JOKES.>>SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>>TO WHAT, SAM?>>THE DANCE.
ARE WE DOING IT OR WHAT?>>THE SPRING FLING, SAM?
>>THAT’S FOR TEENAGERS, SAM.>>WELL, THEN WOULDN’T IT WOW
THE CROWD TO SHOW UP WITH AN OLDER MAN ON YOUR ARM?
>>I WOULD GO WITH SAM IF HE ASKED ME.
>>WELL I DIDN’T ASK YOU, STUPID, I ASKED LOUISE.
>>SAM, YOU ARE BEING AWFULLY NICE, BUT I WANTED TO GO THE
DANCE IN A NORMAL WAY, LIKE WITH A BOY MY AGE INSTEAD OF AN OLDER
MARRIED MAN.>>MARRIED?
PLEASE. THE NEXT TIME I KISS MY WIFE
WILL BE AT HER FUNERAL.>>NEATO, SAM.
>>HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN IF WE DID A TEST RUN.
>>OF WHAT?>>OUR DATE.
>>WE’RE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT?
>>WELL, SURE. LET’S PRETEND THIS BOOTH IS A
CAR. JUST PRETEND.
YOU SURE ARE COOKIE, SAM. AND THIS IS FUN.
CAN WE BE A PART OF THE SCENE?>>NO, IS SHOW SHUT UP.
>>SAM, THIS IS NICE AND ALL.>>GET DOWN.
BANG, BANG. I KILLED TWO PEOPLE.
>>’? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
>>I DIDN’T LIKE THE WAY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
THEY WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE LOUISE THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN
ALL OF US NOW THAT SHE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED
MAN AND THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TO GET MARRIED WHERE THE RULES ARE
DIFFERENT.>>OKAY.
THANK YOU, SAM, BUT I WOULD LIKE IT GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW.
>>YOU CAN’T. WE ARE IN A TUNNEL E.
>>WHERE IS THERE A TUNNEL ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL.
>>LOUISE, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
>>WHY, JOHNNY?>>I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO
THIS. LOUISE MARIE, WILL YOU BE MY
DATE FOR THE SPRING FLING?>>OH, JOHNNY, OF COURSE I WILL.
>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR ME?>>CONNIE!
I MADE DINNER AND YOU ARE HERE AT THE PERVERT’S PHOTO SHOP.
>>LOUISE MADE US COME HERE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SAM IS GOING
TO MAKE INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL ADVANCES TOWARDS HER.
>>I LIKE KNOWING I COULD GET SAM IN BIG TROUBLE, BUT HE DOES
IT ANYWAY. MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.
IT SOUNDS SILLY, BUT I WANT TO BE A DOMINATRIX WHEN I GROW UP
SO IT’S NOT AS HAIR BRAINED AS IT SOUNDS.
SEE YA, SAM.>>OH, WELL.
I GUESS IT’S JUST YOU DANCING ALONE AGAIN TONIGHT, SAM.
I CUT THE HECK OUT OF MY HAND.

65 Comments

Emmy Boo

Sep 9, 2019, 4:17 am Reply

Wait this is actually really funny

lilbuddha

Sep 9, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

whattaya know, leslie flubbed her lines. as usual.

Theodore M. K.

Sep 9, 2019, 8:08 pm Reply

Despite whatever the top comments are, people generally seem to think the video was funny. It has a better ratio than some other SNL clips.

David Beckey

Sep 9, 2019, 6:44 am Reply

Yikes. Even if Louis "worst actor in the world" C.K. wasn't a creep, this skit would still be in poor taste. I'm still a fan of Molly and Miss Strong though!

Isiah Arnold

Sep 9, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

This skit hasn’t aged well

mustard gloss

Sep 9, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

big yikes

chris folan

Sep 9, 2019, 1:42 pm Reply

Yikes

Jim 762

Sep 9, 2019, 3:49 am Reply

Louis CK is probably a nice guy but is unfunny as hell ….
Everyone else in the skit was funny tho …

845835ab

Sep 9, 2019, 11:52 am Reply

This didn't age well.

ure so mean

Sep 9, 2019, 2:12 pm Reply

what is everyone talking about

Devin Crum

Sep 9, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

This is definitely NOT funny anymore hahahaha. Fuck Louie CK. I used to love him and I was really disappointed when i found out ?

Mr Boy533

Sep 9, 2019, 6:24 pm Reply

What car is he driving?

Lucia LaVorgna

Sep 9, 2019, 7:58 pm Reply

Well then, someone was a psychic on the SNL sketch team

Josiah Martinoski

Sep 9, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

Yeah, this didn’t age well..

Joe Breda

Sep 9, 2019, 5:10 pm Reply

Hhmmm

Joseph D. Martínez

Sep 9, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Oh boy……

Jeff Peterson

Sep 9, 2019, 8:09 pm Reply

Well, this is relevant, stupid.

Infinity Bagels

Sep 9, 2019, 5:30 am Reply

Well I didn’t ask you stupid

rminor500

Sep 9, 2019, 4:33 pm Reply

I don't ask you stupid, I asked Louise ?????????

Flora Abrey

Sep 9, 2019, 8:25 pm Reply

this one really didn’t age well ?

Find the Sniper

Sep 9, 2019, 7:54 am Reply

Cecily string cant say one damn line.

Affirmative action at its finest…

Vered Cookie

Sep 9, 2019, 12:56 am Reply

you're at the perverts.. um… soda shop

Co Duss

Sep 9, 2019, 11:04 pm Reply

funny yet creepy af

Mr. Mango

Sep 9, 2019, 2:12 pm Reply

Bang Bang you see that I killed two people

Michael Winisky

Sep 9, 2019, 6:47 am Reply

I think you guys need to understand that he was in on the joke… And that this is literally a Hollywood standard. Is everyone stupid…

Dallas Crosby

Sep 9, 2019, 1:11 pm Reply

r/agedlikemilk

Mo Bama

Sep 9, 2019, 8:37 pm Reply

So uh this aged well

Micheal Kelly

Sep 9, 2019, 2:07 am Reply

Skits aged great**

ElGringo

Sep 9, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

Did Leslie ever make it through a single sketch without messing up or cracking?

Monty Chambliss

Sep 9, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

Just watching this now is even funnier than watching it before

Guy Guile

Sep 9, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

I've see over 100 comments about it not aging well. How about if you liked it, then comment on how funny it is, I think it's hilarious! Not sure why lots of people have the same comment. I don't see anyone saying the comment of didn't age well in Chris Farley movie clips when he pretends to do drugs or on any Chris Farley SNL skits cause in his own words, he said if it wasnt for cocaine and heroin, h couldn't of gone on stage.

Pepsi Cola

Sep 9, 2019, 11:06 pm Reply

Connie… isn’t supposed to be there unfortunately

Hot4 Teacherz

Sep 9, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

That idiot Leslie Jones fucked up her ONE line as usual. Wow.

B M-Y

Sep 9, 2019, 2:49 pm Reply

At least he didn't offer to masturbate in front of them, however, like Sarah Silverman, I'm sure they would just laugh and be like, "Gross! Put that shit away, dude".

Martial Race

Oct 10, 2019, 6:33 pm Reply

Oh boy…..this is one of the most uncomfortable things now…like watching a mass murdrer joke about disembowling people…also…damn check out the bigass forehead on Pete.

pyrolee17

Oct 10, 2019, 3:56 pm Reply

this is actually funnier now

Barney The Blue Dinosaur

Oct 10, 2019, 4:01 am Reply

Isn't supposed to say Pop shop instead of soda shop

Treyworld

Oct 10, 2019, 11:18 am Reply

1:21 – Vanessa Bayer almost broke character.

Madeline O’Marra

Oct 10, 2019, 11:59 pm Reply

TUnA MELT

Arnold Fuzzynugget

Oct 10, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

Louis is taking up method acting.

elleni zoe

Oct 10, 2019, 6:21 pm Reply

this makes me so uncomfortable

Joseph Harriman

Oct 10, 2019, 9:22 pm Reply

This didn't age well

Manuel Corry

Oct 10, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

I’m surprised SNL hasn’t deleted this yet even after everything

Ethan Duran

Oct 10, 2019, 3:32 pm Reply

FBI OPEN UP!!

TongueGrease

Oct 10, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

This is kinda cringe

Stay10-8

Oct 10, 2019, 2:55 am Reply

Leslie Jones ruining an otherwise excellent skit…big shocker! Thank goodness she’s gone!

GirlCalledKris2

Oct 10, 2019, 11:01 pm Reply

Damn…that didn't age well ???

Lego Racers

Oct 10, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

That mustang is from 1966 or 1967 soooo Ight

Dorothy Boise

Oct 10, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

Oh…how this video has aged.

only 1890 kids will remember thi s

Oct 10, 2019, 6:51 am Reply

(0_0)

Devaughn Johnson

Oct 10, 2019, 4:56 am Reply

? ummm

Jim Jones

Oct 10, 2019, 3:43 am Reply

Leslie Jones, chewing scenery and ruining skits.

Sally Nelson

Oct 10, 2019, 1:01 pm Reply

Wow. Just wow ?

rasdasa

Oct 10, 2019, 3:28 pm Reply

What a bunch of dumbass comments. Louis didn’t have sex with a minor, he asked a grown woman if she was okay with him masturbating in front of her. Weird, sure, but I’ve seen much weirder. Women asking me to choke them in the middle of sex comes to mind and that is ridiculously common.

Blue Square

Oct 10, 2019, 7:12 pm Reply

Aged like milk

X

Oct 10, 2019, 1:14 pm Reply

well….this happened….

Exploding Weirdness

Oct 10, 2019, 9:14 pm Reply

I live in Cincinnati

sam

Oct 10, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

The first video in the "recommended" bar next to this video is "Pervert Hunters – SNL". its like the algorithm knows…

Kel Tsang

Oct 10, 2019, 2:14 pm Reply

Somebody’s feelin cold

Shannon Elizabeth

Oct 10, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

Well…this aged poorly.

Charlotte Bergstrom

Oct 10, 2019, 1:08 am Reply

why is pasta on the menu??

Jessica Rainsford

Oct 10, 2019, 2:57 pm Reply

“I didn’t ask you stupid” ?

Jason McManus

Oct 10, 2019, 11:58 pm Reply

Leslie Jones cant even deliver a single line…

Hyena Fox

Oct 10, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

Yeah this one looks really bad after we know what we know now…

Senna

Oct 10, 2019, 6:38 am Reply

Pete is such a gem in this he had like 4 or 5 lines but he delivered them like someone out of a vintage movie ? and Cecily is ??

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