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Resident Evil 7: THE MOST DISGUSTING PART!!! – Part 4

Oh Upstairs F-HOW’S GOING BROS? What’s good? Can this video hit 10 million likes, dammit, no Welcome back to another episode of resident evil three. You bros really love this, huh? Don’t yah? *Awkward laugh* It’s been a while since we had a series with this much ehh enthusiasm, for me playing. Uhh Bad news for me is I am the biggest fucking pussy of all time apparently. Thank you very much..great.. It’s scary Also can we talk about the field of view in this fucking game…who HOLDS a knife like fucking this! Alright? (Chuckle) I’m fuking ready for ya boy! domo arigato :3 Hello– Ayy, I’m out! I’m free. I’m free everybody. Just gonna close this door, there we go… How’s everyone doing? Oh my god this place is huage It’s huage bros. Oh god… Okay, we’re- we’re out but, we’re not safe yet! Don’t worry…there’s a herb here (; That’s right I saw it Gunpowder I need all my shit. That I can get to survive this shit Luckily it’s a, ya know, less scary now I was really, really not happy, too happy about last episode. Let’s see what happens in here! Hello? Shaddup OH this is our new… area. Cool Nice and cozy, I like it 😀 Is there anything we can put here? I don’t fuckin’ know. Wait I can sleep? *gasp* oOH A broken gun What am I gonna do with that shit? SAVE STATION! Gotta love my save station. :DD What else we got EYY!! HELLOO Oh my gawd Can I wear this? (WTF pewds) pls Must be Zoe’s heh alright. *chuckles* ho hO alright. Zoella? Are you there? I found your bra I know this is a lil weird for me to … God dammit. Must’ve changed her number Aye We got uh … Whatever the fuck that is Uh, steroids. Please, okay great. I need a key, I suppose. Stabilizers Alright Please chicken nuggets GAWD DAMMIT Hey it’s that beautiful picture again Another coin… More of these fuckin another gun. Aaand a TV. *phone ringing* FO FUCK’S SAKE ZOE God dammit. Alright here we go Yes I did What does that mean I thought I was out So is mine Great Dude your mother, is fine. I wouldn’t worry bout your mother I already dealt with the daddy.. Alright, not a problem, not a pro- this looks very Fallout-y. Quite cosy, I like wha- I love what you’ve done with the place. What the fuck are all these things? What the hell did I just pick up… supplements. Can’t be used as it is must… okay HEY LOOK IT’S A HEAD Hey how you doin’ buddy just layin’ okay I’ll let you chill there I gotta go near the water I mean we’re clearly infected as well Cause like we lost our arm and it was totally fine, and the way we kept getting hurt or whatever PLOT TWIST we can’t go in this one? I suppose we gotta go here bros Alright nice, nice cosy little… I feel a lot better today, can you-can you tell I feel great I feel fantastic, near the water. Hey how’s everyone- fuck Aw shit. This is where she ran. Fuck man, are those babies? (yep) Aw I love babies. LOVE what you done with the place! Yeah this is where Mia ran Fuck, they make a creepy noise nnNNLOX! (?) BBWEOX! (OH, box) ‘Sright box I don’t play around. You’re cool. Ya cool You’re fine. BLEBHH BAWX! *shit* no? okay. Hey, how’s everyone doin’ in here? aw AWEUUUGH Fuckin’ UGH, FUCK OFF fawk off fawk owf dats fokin rite jeezus christ It’s bigger than my asshole..(of course pewds) my god.. It looks like a plan for some sort of flamethrower It looks like a plan for some sorta flam thrower hey hey hay don’t think I don’t fuckin’ see you Don’t think i don’t fucking see you Don’t think I don’t fucking see you (other subtitle girl here waddup) slash and dash and blash (??) slice! slice and dice (dies? idk) and blice and dice! and blice!? Get the fuck away, get the fuck away get the fuck away get the fuck away get the fuck away okay That’s cool That’s cool I like flamethrowers I like flamthrowers I like to burn shit I like to burn shit Not a problem Not a problem O ma fucking god what the fuck is that What the fuck is that Don’t like this Oh god Oh god oh god, oh god oh god, oh god Gotta get out (x3) Don’t slice the beehives Don’t slice the beehives, got it Got it AH fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ,fuck, fuck Goddamn these things are so fucking annoying! It’s like a little “top o’ the mornin’ t’ ya!” in my face Let’s go here Let’s go here Ah for fuck’s sake Ah for fuck’s sake How do i deal with these How do I deal with these? She’s upstairs don’t go up *reads the game subtitles* Fucking don’t tell me what to do Fucking don’t tell me what to do Fuck off! I’m not gonna die f.. okay fuck off Honestly, you’re being super annoying Super, super Super.. Super HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS?? Kay, we got a mouse- mousemap (he means house map) Hey I made it, how about that (Congratz) Is the spider ornament missing? Is the spider ornament missing? Fuck it is Okay, we gotta find the spider ornament Got anything good? Got anything good? BAWKS Right, this is not going too good Not gonna lie You might wanna get checked on those fucking mosquitos Hey garbage! HEYYY Fuck Do I need chem fluid? Do I need chem fluids? I need health alright shut the fuck.. shut the fuck (burps)UP I’m trying here Heyy Okay “Burner Grip” Burner grip It can be combined with something else We need that fucking flamethrower I WANT that fucking flamethrower I Want that fucking flamethrower I Deserve.. I think I Deserve a flamethrower I dunno about you I don’t know about you but I think But I think I deserve it I’ve done pretty well in my l.. Hey this place looks nice I’ve done pretty well in my life Hey! This place looks nice! 😮 You can now c.. Thank fucking god Thank fucking god! SAVE STATION 😀 ♪SAVE STATION♪ Gotta love my- ♪GOTTA LOVE MY S..♪ Okay well that was fast Okay well that was fast Am I doing good? (ye u are Pewds) (Hight voice) You doing great Pewds (normal voice) Aw thank you! Finally, someones being nice to me! c: Oh my god Oh my god Good thing I just fucking.. dropped a bunch of shit that I needed Alright, we got our new hang-out place What else do we need for the flamethrower? We saw the plans before. I’m not too happy about.. this I’m not too happy about.. this Not gonna lie Not gonna lie The fuck did I just do AHEY HEY look at that! Hey *laughs* Yeah no I did it *laughs* YeAH no yeah hey I did it I can place anything there? really? 😀 hEY OMMY GOD I SOLVED THE PUZZLE Hey oh my god I solved da puzzle OH MY GOD Alright well I- I suppose we got- HEy its that picture of me again dammn I look good! (totally) damn that’s instagramable! Fuck yeah Oh my god Ah those fucking mosquitos A KNIFE! a knife! a slice! im from of hood motherfuckers! that’s right sweden! we’re all hard!>:D HELL YEAH Not even a problem Not even a problem NOt even a problem If y’all gonna bring mosquitos up my ass Better bring da bigger ones (uh ya sure?) Cause I got a KNIEFE I got a fucking kneef Not a knife a kneef Ready to.. aAHH Who did that Who did that okay It’s fine, it’s fine ‘s fine ‘s fine Shawty! (Shotgun shells) Got- Gosh OHMYGOD Look how many there are Are those spiders? AUGH I hate spooders Nice spooders Nice spooders Nice nice spi- AGH Nice nice.. aH fuck fu.. je.. fu.. fu.. je.. shut da fuck up shut da fuck up FUCK SHU-FU- Shut the FUCk uP Why does everything attack me- Why does everything attack me AAAH ON MY HAND EW EW AHH THEY’RE ON MY HANDS UUGH UUGH What’d I get? Okay I can burn shit I clearly need to start burning shit Excusez moi Mademoiselle (french speaking ya know) OH My god you’re fucking huge I just need uhhh just need a flamethrower just need a flamethrower I don’t think that’s too much to ask I asked Santa So apparently the boxes, you have to rotate them and then you can open them Yes *gasps* a lockpick See I didn’t know that. How am I supposed to know that? (Leafy-ish voice) Uh pewdipie fukin idiot how can u not know that I’m like fucking.. I don’t fucking know aAH it’s huge Go away Disgusting Where did it go? Fuck Oh god it’s even huger (thats what she said :P) I’m just gonna go in fuck you guys A’right get a job Get a fucking job Heyyy What’s happening everyone Can I combine? Ahh I would like to.. with.. Heyy Oh I did it (congratz) Hii Hoa we did it Now it’s time to fucking burn some motherfucking mosquitos Although I really wanna make another.. Maybe if I heal.. I need to heal anyway ‘nd then I get the herb A’right well it’s time to play with my fucking rules Aye mosquitos More like.. I don’t wanna.. I don’t wanna waste it actually Fuck There we go Not a problem Who’s that Loch ness? More like suck-a-dickness (wowOw 10/10 comedy) Got ’em Got ’em Aye mosquitos More like.. Umm Go-fucking-diesquitos Got ’em (Whiny voice) oOh no your little home died, well that’s too fucking bad Next time don’t be a f.. oOh my god it didn’t work it didn’t work it didn’t work it didn’t work it didn’t work Why won’t you fucking die jesus christ Rude How do I kill it I need to kill it How is it not dead yet? Fuck, I’ve wasted so much (are you) Kidding me Ah fuck, I need a lever or some shit This is.. I’m not.. I’m not too good at games alright I’m fucking trying, that’s all you need to know a’right fine, I’ll find it ..find it. Hello? Fuck They don’t like me, I don’t know what I did bUUURRRN THAT’S RAAAAHHGT>:D FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKKA NOpe Shut the fuck up K.. What’ve we got? Chem fluid and chem fluid Can I.. I need all of those Where’s my uh fucking hub station I.. I’m lost Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Fine ‘m fine Doing great In fact I’m doing quite swell I am proud of myself okay? I don’t need you tuh.. be condescending to me in the comments all the time Just me ‘nd ma knaif And my bros We stab people.. not a big deal Damn I look good Evrytiem *kissing teeth* Damn *slurp* So sexy Fuck yeah Now.. where were we? idk Aaaah oh yeah The cabinet The spooder cabinet Mine aand fucking mine thank you very much spiders fucking assholes How are you guys with insects and shit I’m like..(like wut) Flame rounds.. ammo for granade launcher Well I don’t fucking have a granade launcher do I? Okay Happy about that O my gawd Can you kindly fuck off (anything for senpai) It won’t fucking die will it? It’s like fucking layers it’s like onions Hey look at that I cleared a path for everyone My name is Jacksepticoeye Okay A’right I’m happy about that Let me just-uh squeeze right through here buddy Hey buddy you London? (ayy phandom waddup) lol Sorry Oop Heyy almost missed you Top o’ the mornin’ t’ ya *Doing a funny impression of Jse idek what he’s saying* Great aAyy I’ll take that *girl voice* Hello? How ya doin buddy? Heyy how ya doin? Hey baby Good to see you Gimme a kiss Yeah no more bullshit Aah yada yada yada yada That’s me *Laughs* That’s funny *Keeps laughing* Ayy lmao look at that I found the thing fucking hell Sorry but I don’t really give a shit about you Mia anymore You’re kind of a.. Kind of like not worth it a’right? There are other asses out there a’right that I can be tappin’ right now Yours is pretty.. pretty low on the list.. Mia Thank you very much More like Mia don’t wanna, ha, see ya haha (dammit the puns) aAH I- eehhhhhhhhhhh! (tf) No, no, (deck the halls tune) no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no AaAH What the fuck is happening? Fuck off Ah shit they’re fucking everywhere now Excuse me, uh, mosquitoes would you kindly fucking die? Aye, aye aye aye Who said that? Are there more- Fuck off, like honestly. I’m fucking done. I’m done. I’m done. (same) I’m dun. |-/ Stop Stop. Everyone, stop. Onion That’s right fucking onions. Is it dead? I don’t care. I don’t care. At this point, I’m done. I’m done. Great. Glad we did this. It’s fine. I know where I need to go. I don’t fucking need any of this bullshit, alright? I had a long day. Fuck. Okay, I’m just gonna go. I’m just gonna go. Hey buddy. Hey buddy, hey buddy London (ayyee) Lat’s talk about it. I can’t. I – I – Fuck off. Fuck off. Honestly. Shh-fucking pain in my ass. Damn. I look good tho Damn, I look good. Damn. I look good tho. (We get it pewds) This is going excellent. I’m very proud of myself. Alright. Let’s do this spooder test. See if po- Ah! Oh! I think I got it there. I think I- I think I had it there for a… That’s a spooder. That’s a spooder right there. Hell yeah! I know my spooders. I know- This whole fucking place? Surr*burp*ounded by spooders. There’s spooders everywhere. Don’t like it. Not- Not a fan of spooders (same). Where was I? Oh yeah. I should do a quick save, shouldn’t I? What do you think? Tell me. *click wink* Love you, too. You’re so nice to me. Love this little place I’ve got going here. “I shouldn’t have wasted so much flamethrower fuel?” Well… You know uh… hahahahahaha *deep breath* Yeah. You’re probably right. *laughs* They came everywhere! What am I supposed to do? Just be like *fart noise* No? Exactly. (what) And look at this. I know what I’m- No. I know what I’m doing. Alright? I’m good with this. Seems pretty good. Pretty good, Bros. Look at that. Look how much ammo I have. Aren’t you proud of me? I’m proud of me. Here we go. Let’s go through the- *creepy female groans* Oh! What? Bitch is coming? Well, fuck that. I’m out. Oh god. Is there spiders? Why aren’t you walking dude? Don’t be a fucking pussy. -Eww- *disgusted sounds* Ugh! It’s fine. (No it’s not) They can’t hurt you. (That’s true.) Unless there’s like a million of them.
(Thanks for the nightmares.) They can probably eat you.
(Ugh) Fucking bugs, man. (No thanks) Never liked that movie. Bugs, the movie. I never- never- we never was a fan of it. Eh. Too many bugs. *war flashbacks* Too many bugs. (*shivers*) Hey! Hey!! Oh! Oooh!! So, we went there. As Mia, and we got caught. So, we need the sparrow key, I think. Or some shit like that. “Zoe, You tried to sneak up on the second floor again, didn’t you?” She types very nice. I like her handwriting. Alright. Aye! Ayyyyee! Come on. I need solid fuel. Everyone has that ra- Lying around in their house, don’t they? Come on, you know it. I know it. Ummm… This fucking place sucks, alright? Fucking hate bugs. I can suck a big fat bug dick. (plz don’t) Oh. Ohohohohohoho. -Santa makes a cameo- BAWKS (box) That’s right, Box. Ain’t nobody fuck with my- Oh god whada- Ayy lmao what the fuck! “Ey. Pewdiepie!” “You’re not doing to great, are you, Pewdiepie?” Hey, I’m trying. I got a crank. Oh I ne- I know where we use that. It’s pretty straightforward, isn’t it? Well, no wonder she got fucking caught down here.(idiot) It’s a dead fucking end. -Uelggh- Disgusting. Ah! No. Don’t make me kill you. Hey x4 Hey buddy. He-he-he-hey! WHOAHP! GOT EM! Fuck you. Not even a problem. Not even a fukin preblem. -Ei-ni-nai-ri-nai-rin-
(must be some ancient prayer) Oh you wanna- You brought a knife- You gotta- -pprapp- Got em. Got em. Hey! We can crank this! I can crank yo’ ass. bOi. There’s clearly something down there. I thought for sure I could use it- Oh! There we go. Okay. Crank it up. ♪ ♪ Whenever you feel like shit. ♫ ♫ Just- Oh! There we go. Very nice. Alright. Can I take the crank back? I can. Excellent. Saves us a little bit of time, doesn’t it? Alright. Nobody- Nobody fuck with me right now. Imma- I’ve a bad hair day. Wait. Wrong way. Now. Okay. Alright x4 I’m goin’. Eyy, You’re a cocksucker. You’re a cocksucker. You’re a cocksucker. You’re a cocksucker. Shut the fuck up. Oh! That’s- That’s where I need to go. That’s- How do I get there? Damn, she look thick as fuck though. Honestly. Like, I would tap it. Don’t tell Marzia though. (got ya pewds) Wa-was that awkward? Have we gotten a little silent there? Sorry. My bad. My bad. She’s not a scary as Jack. I don’t know what it is. Like. I- usually, women scares me more but She’s just a fucking granny. You know? She’s got bugs and shit. I don’t give a fuck. Do I look like I give a fuck, Mr. Kitty? “Hell no. You don’t look like you give any shits.” That’s fucking right, Mr. Kitty. She’s such a fucking cunt. Like, honestly. “Fucking SHITCOCK” *HAHAHAHA* *Laughs some more* Shitcock *shakes head* That’s- Gets me every time. Alright- I don’t know. I- She’s in the fucking way. Like, I don’t wanna- it’s just so fucking annoying. She’s still here. I swear to god. This is video game logics. If- heh- If I don’t see them, they don’t see me. Right? Hopada-whoppada That fucking worked? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god x2 Fuck off. Fuck off, mosquitoes. Jesus. Satans. Fucking shi- I don’t have time for mosquitoes. Fuck off. Oh! I got them. There’s one more. Fuck. Knife! Got em. Nice. That was fucking nice. He-Hell to the yeah. We did it. Oh so you see your health on the watch. I didn’t realize that. (srsly pewds it’s been so obvious the whole time) I never w- looked at my watch. I don’t know which button I even use to look at it with. Fuck. I’m a pro. Well. (lol) Good time. Cause I fucking need it Alright. The crow should be in here. There it is. Nice. And in the toilet of course, we’d find some treasures.
(sounds legit) Fuck I don’t have enough space for the coin (wtf game logic) Let’s check the window and see if she’s in there. Yeah. She is. S- Wait for her to leave. Here it is. Here’s the bridge. Okay. Alright. We’re good. Sorta. Not really. Not fucking at all. (door in 3) (2) (1) *SCREAMS* NoOOOO! FUCKING ASSHOLE! HEY! BITCH! Have you heard of- ah- fuck- I was gonna flame her. Nooooooooo! I hate water. Not water. Not water. Fuck you, Granny. What do I do now? Granny, why don’t you come and fuck off. What do I do?! Fuck off!! Oh! Oh!! ♪ Get up. Get up. Get out♪ – Ow. We’ve been fuckin! I’ve put IT in her asshole. That’s right mother fucker. I’m going up. I don’t like it. I don’t like holes. Except Zoe’s hole ;D Got em! Got em! Fuck. This one tho. Fuck. Okay. This is not going great. It’s not going great. (Look at that concentration) (Go kill em, Pewds) *intense lip biting* Go. Go. Ah. How do I get rid of her? I don’t know. I honestly don’t know. (Oh no. Pewds is mad.) (U ded) Are you fucking kidding me? Did I make it? For real? What?! (wot) I mean- YEAH B- SON! *laughs* I legit had given up. I didn’t think I would make it. Great. Alright. Nice! ! Huh! Well. I wasted all my fucking ammo. I didn’t think shotgun ammo worked on that bitch. Not gonna lie. Hey look. It’s me. Wow. So pretty. Oh god. “Target acquired?” Oh hey. It’s jacksepticeye. Nice. “Regarding the series serum” “The following items be able synthesize serum.” “D-Series cranial nerve” “D-Series peripheral nerve” I think that’s it as well, my man. Mah buddy. Mah boo. Mah bae. Mah bow. My bro. Mah ho. Ah- Zoe, please. Please. I’m looting right no- Okay, fine. Hallo? What up? It’s your boy. Yes, I did. And her fucking bugs. That’s fucking right. heh “Sorry about that.” Of course. As we all do. As we- No I want to get out of here. Hey. Hey. Zoe. Alright. Alright. Fuck. I didn’t mean to click that. That’s fucking annoying. I wonder if there’s like some weird easter eggs in the game. Like that- If you lift the phone at certain times, you hear something or some shit. So this is a serum but I- Create the serum. I suppose I gotta create it here, huh? So we’re just gonna have to go back. Not too shabby. Pretty proud of myself. I didn’t die there. It goes to say that- -Y-you know- -Never give up. Hey. It’s jacksepticeye. Cute. Excellent. YES!! Fuck yeah. Wasted all my shit on that bitch. Oh fuck’s sake. More mosquitoes. I’m fuken ready. Ye better bring it, bitch. “Ah ma gad.” “It’s pewdepa-” Shut the fuck up. Whoa! I didn’t know you can kill them. What??? This changes everything. What is that?? It’s a scale. So I need another lantern. Perhaps, grandma’s lantern? Could that be it? Let’s go back and check on good ol’ granny, y’know Maybe she’s having a- Swell ol’ time, you know? Yo, Granny~ eeYo hoo~ Granny Gru. I love you. Granny, granny, granny G- Ah. Fuck. That bitch is still alive isn’t she? I’m just gonna go for your- Ah. Fuck. That’s creepy. Can I at least save here? It saved, didn’t it? Ey yoh. Granny. Oh Granny. Dim- Damn. You know what?I have second thoughts about going down there. To be honest. I have a lot of second thoughts. About- I don’t know if SPECIAL is the right word there, Ethan. Bradberreh I think the right word is uh… Fucking grotesque. Absolutely disgusting. I would rather die than going down this moist hole. But as long as there are not anymore moist monsters. I think we’ll be fine. S- I guess that was like a pre-boss battle. I dunno. What do you think? Hey! We’re out! Okay. That’s cool. At least, we can save now. I believe. Tre- another treasure photo. Wait. Are we on the other side of it? Aren’t we? Maybe we can open the gate. I really want to save. It really bothers me when- Yeah okay cool. Alright. So, Granny is still alive. We need to find her lantern. Let’s go in our little trailer park and have a lil’ schnack? Maybe some pringles. I don’t know. ♪ ♫ Save station! ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Gotta fucking love my save station ♪ ♫ (10/10 splendid pewds singing voice) I reckon we’re gonna be here a while. Oh wow. Sounded great. Is this where we were? Oh! Nice. The fuck is up there? Should we go up there? (Nope!) (well you’re going anyway) Hell yeah we’re gonna go up there. Another treasure photo. So… next to a toilet. Okay. I’ll keep in mind next time I take a shiet. Just no more fucking bugs. (plz) Ah. Jeez. I’ll be right there, granneh! Or mommeh? Or papi Da fuck did I just grab? Why am I finding everything that I don’t need. There it is. Okay. Fuck. What do I drop now? Okay, we’re back. Um… Let’s make some… I think ammo seems more precious than health in this game. And just as I said that. *laughs* (lol) Great. Lockpick? What do we got? Flame rounds. Don’t need ’em. At all. Fuck’s sake. Hey Granny. How you doing down there, boi? Oh god. Love what you’ve done with the place, Granny. ‘Kay. Can’t go in there. I’m okay with that. Fuck it’s so dark. We need our lantern. What is this? The gate is – N-Well, no fucking shit Sherlock! Okay. -sees box-
*deep breath* BOOOXXXXaaaahhh *exhales* Dat felt good. Yo hoo~♪ Granny, you in there? You in there girl? Oh I can’t? I’m too fat 🙁 Can I burn this maybe? No. Not worth it. So where do I go then? I would like to use them… Now I wish we’d be able to find items easier. Oh for fuck’s sake Ah. Jeez. Go away spooders. Ain’t no body like you, spooders. Thank you very much tho Thank you for serving this country. Oh god. aye Fuck. I always get the part that I don’t fucking need. I think we got a big fight coming up. (Ya think) Wait. W- We’re here now? Oh. Upstairs. *SCREAMS* UH Please die. (plz) Oh. My. Fucking. God. You look great, granny. Uh… How you doing there? Great. Thanks for the hug, granny. I always appreciate your support in everything I do. It’s always good to have a nanny. What? Oh Jesus Fucking Christ. What happened to you?! We used to be cool. I thought we were cool, granny. Like honestly. Ya kinda pissing me off now. ;-; Go away spooders. GRANNEH GRANNEH!>:( uh You’ve got something in your fanny, granny. Alright, that’s cool It’s fine. Don’t care. Not uhh… Not too much of a fan of granny right now. I think she’s uh.. She’s kind of a bitch Uhh.. Okay. Granny, can you fuck off honestly m8 Oops Uhh.. Fuck. Uh it’s okay. Ehuhh granny Granny don’t come here It’s a dead end, granny. You don’t want to come here. ♫ Run run run rUN RUN RUN RUN run run run run run. ♫ Shit. Whoa what?! Go back to where you came from, granny. Really? Are you fucking kidding me. Okay. Let me just sniff the bra. [sniffs intensely] So apparently, you use the coins on the cages. For upgrades. F- so this one takes 3 coins 5 coins Uhh 9 coins. 9 coins for a gun? A magnum That’s pretty good. So that’s what the cages are for. Now, we have quite a few coins. So I think we should do something about that Reloading speed Ugh Aaand let’s use it. And it heals us aswell that’s good. Here we go. Say hi to granny [comedic time-lapse music] *and we see ethan scream again…you’re gonna wanna hear this all over again, do you?* Are you fucking kidding me. It takes so fucking long. It’s so annoying ’cause the fight takes so long and it’s just- you fuck up a little bit and you’re fucking dead. That’s essentially this fight. Don’t like it. Oh she doesn’t hit you! (When you block) Just fucking give it up, granny. Getting tired of you right now. She dead? She dead. She dead. She dead. FUCK YEA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL YEAH, GRANNY! You’re looking like ermm.. Uhhh… Mmm errr. (stoned?) YEAH! GOT ‘EM! (thx) “Jast fukin stay dead, okai?” FUCKING STAY DEAD! That’s right motherfucker we got the lantern, high five! That wasn’t too bad. Actually I have like a lot of stuff left. So that might have worked out better than expected! Let’s go back To the f– Uh lantern thing. Hey look at that that’s some more ammo. (health.) *fancy finger snap transition* Oh hey look! This disappears now. Wow amazin’. Thank you granny. I hope it’s a shortcut. Eyyy more of that. Thanks granny. Hey granny maybe wasn’t so bad after all. Ohh okay just a shortcut ♪ Save station gotta love my save station. Cool! Thanks! We did another episode The ama- The amazing support of these videos really means a lot I read all of the comments I appreciate all the feedback (what about the subtitle guys ;-; (ikr)) And- and uhh. That you bros are so into it I think it’s really cool I’m really loving playing this game and I’ll see you all tomorrow with another episode! As always, stay awesome, Bros. (ok bye pewdiepie



Oct 10, 2019, 5:43 am Reply

In the thumbnail she looks like JOKER.


Oct 10, 2019, 11:17 am Reply


David Evrgdth

Oct 10, 2019, 2:03 pm Reply

Where polisch subtitles?????

Jose Emmanoel Masangkay

Oct 10, 2019, 1:54 pm Reply

Every time he see a freaking box pulls a knife and shout box!


Oct 10, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

"that's bigger than my asshole" -Pewdiepie 2017 7:14

m00n .76

Oct 10, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

Comments :

60% “2019?”
30% commenting how he made jacksepticeye jokes
10% other comments

Classic Animations

Oct 10, 2019, 7:56 am Reply

Does anyone notice that when he gets bitten by the insects his arms are full of bumps?


Oct 10, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

I'm too puss puss to proceed to this bos fight. It's too horrifying

Rebekah N

Oct 10, 2019, 2:40 am Reply

I guess Granny was just pretending to be dead? Actually that's not necessarily a terrible strategy.

Slick Flicky

Oct 10, 2019, 8:25 am Reply

Bro pewds use the shotgun on granny 37:25

Peter Enola

Oct 10, 2019, 8:55 pm Reply

Outlast 2 is much scarier

James Slash 876

Oct 10, 2019, 1:59 am Reply

This is 7 not 3

call me lasagna

Oct 10, 2019, 9:50 am Reply

That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Eric Maldonado

Oct 10, 2019, 5:53 pm Reply

He fucking sucks playing this game 😂

aydin sadeghi

Oct 10, 2019, 2:23 pm Reply

Ommmggg why do u look like my friend Chris Pike like u sound like him talk like him use the words he uses every day and even move like him and ur hair everything is same😥😥😥 are u his twin brother something that he never mentioned or something 😂😂

Basic Fitness

Oct 10, 2019, 4:34 pm Reply



Oct 10, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

28:27 T Series as a baby


Nov 11, 2019, 2:59 am Reply

I wish I could say pussy in different languages!

suhani pandita

Nov 11, 2019, 7:16 am Reply

Pewdipie ur gay😂😂😂


Nov 11, 2019, 10:20 am Reply

I think granny spits and spreads her shit everywhere

Pacha Pinruk

Nov 11, 2019, 6:31 pm Reply

25:59 Dat face tho

Dyl Jakob

Nov 11, 2019, 9:47 pm Reply

18:01 😂

Maria Lala

Nov 11, 2019, 3:27 pm Reply

The music part with the speed ( 38:57 ) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Machine Gamer

Nov 11, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

Gotta love the brah part hehehe lol

Caleb Fraser

Nov 11, 2019, 9:52 pm Reply



Nov 11, 2019, 9:39 pm Reply

1:38 im dyinggg

Explore the world

Nov 11, 2019, 10:39 am Reply

MIA: Ethen help

DiePie:I'm just doing my things


Nov 11, 2019, 1:30 pm Reply

18:06 i never noticed until now omg |-/ 😂

Yolo DzillaRex

Nov 11, 2019, 2:44 pm Reply


Shane Barnett

Nov 11, 2019, 11:54 am Reply

17:00 Couldn't he just cut the fence with the bolt cutters


Nov 11, 2019, 12:04 am Reply

PewDiePie: We are obviously infected.
Me after watching the ending: He is dang right.

Peter Lin

Nov 11, 2019, 6:23 pm Reply

Mamma's kinda cute lol

Sarah Russell

Nov 11, 2019, 3:44 pm Reply

While Pewds did the normal thing and burned the insect nest, I just picked it off with a shotgun to watch it explode.

CLOVER 90 meme

Nov 11, 2019, 4:32 am Reply

what your are playing resident evil 7

Kenn Cansino

Nov 11, 2019, 6:59 am Reply

Does felix not know how to use the map or does sive/brad just edit them out

Cyrus Currie

Nov 11, 2019, 3:57 am Reply

It keeps having to load so I go to the comment section every time. >:) thanks for the jump scare list lmao

SOUL seller

Nov 11, 2019, 9:28 am Reply

pewds swears every 2 secs


Nov 11, 2019, 12:19 pm Reply

The videos was uploaded on my birthday


Nov 11, 2019, 9:23 pm Reply

You suck at this

H i

Dec 12, 2019, 7:04 am Reply

i clearly learned a new word here and it is "HUGER"

Vintage Conjurer

Dec 12, 2019, 11:13 pm Reply

This old lady reminds me of my grandma. RIP.

Julie Bane

Dec 12, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

It's a wasps nest

Raphaël Gsq

Dec 12, 2019, 10:55 am Reply

Pewds: "I read all the comments



Dec 12, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

Me:see old broken house
Me:F*** no way

Daniel D

Dec 12, 2019, 7:09 am Reply

Pewdiepie 🤘👊🤜

theios fanis

Dec 12, 2019, 1:16 pm Reply

Like this if youre not gay 👬

ssj11 Goku

Dec 12, 2019, 6:17 pm Reply

OFG PewDiePie actually said that Marguerite was thick that's disgusting Marguerite is old and ugly as freak

ssj11 Goku

Dec 12, 2019, 6:22 pm Reply

Why does PewDiePie have the hate on my boy Jack like that always making jokes about him

Cerys Gibson

Dec 12, 2019, 8:33 pm Reply

Pewdiepie: doesn’t scream as much as he did in the last video

Me: Incredible job!


Dec 12, 2019, 9:07 pm Reply


Taiyeb MD.Rezwan

Dec 12, 2019, 9:09 am Reply

U killed jacksepticeye in ur previous video (DON'T YA????????)

Taiyeb MD.Rezwan

Dec 12, 2019, 9:32 am Reply

11:44 You wanted the bigger ones,don't ya? Well now u got it

Pewds Dog

Dec 12, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply


Kimichi Togami

Dec 12, 2019, 2:53 am Reply

I don't think God wants to be fucked by you. Just saying.

Saints the wolf

Dec 12, 2019, 9:21 pm Reply



Dec 12, 2019, 3:03 am Reply

どうもありがとう👏🏻😁Doumo Arigato🇯🇵


Dec 12, 2019, 12:43 pm Reply

i did the granny spider fight without dying

Danial Hariths

Dec 12, 2019, 11:55 am Reply

Pewdiepie 2012:BARRELS!!!!

Pewdiepie 2017:BOXXXX!!!!


Dec 12, 2019, 11:17 am Reply

watch these again makes me feel bad to remember im about to not see him on youtube anymore

OS Tech Tips

Dec 12, 2019, 7:57 pm Reply

jacksepticeye found by pewds in the suite case that mean
jack gonna resume to make videos got em


Dec 12, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

was anyone else vaguely annnoyed that in the first episodes, he called the granny in a wheelchair "granny", but in this one, he kept calling marguerite, the mom, granny?

Christian Thomas

Dec 12, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

I JUST started watching Pewdie. Anyone know if he’s gotten better at playing video games? I mean. His personality is great. But is gameplay. Woof.

Molly Martin

Dec 12, 2019, 2:08 am Reply

I looked felix up in urban dictionary and the definition was minecraft god

Jissica J

Dec 12, 2019, 1:11 pm Reply

ReSiDeNt EvIl 3 noice pewds. noice


Drone Geek Lancaster

Dec 12, 2019, 1:39 pm Reply

You're supposed to put the coins in the cages to unlock the power-ups.

Fluttershy 241

Dec 12, 2019, 8:01 pm Reply

8:12 “ONIONS!!! FUCKIN ONIONS !!!“ pewds mom telling him it’s actually chicken flashbacks


Dec 12, 2019, 7:00 am Reply


Haakon L

Dec 12, 2019, 9:10 pm Reply

Bro I miss the times you had no filter. Today you are not funny anymore… I don't blame you it's the YouTube politic correctness left leaning bullshit

Cade Wiley

Dec 12, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

You are suposed to put coin

BTS fangirl

Dec 12, 2019, 12:59 am Reply

Is it just me or when he said the bug was bigger than his asshole, I immediately thought of how an asshole can stretch up to nine inches……

Anya Cookie

Dec 12, 2019, 2:41 am Reply


Jaya Roy

Dec 12, 2019, 1:07 am Reply

i love it when he says HERB instead of erb hahahaha

Yuki Balmes

Dec 12, 2019, 2:33 am Reply

That house is like the house in Oggy and the cockroaches

Betto Sotto

Dec 12, 2019, 9:23 am Reply


Death Darkness

Dec 12, 2019, 9:34 pm Reply

Do you know if you destroy all of those clothing head

Death Darkness

Dec 12, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

Something incredible happenning

John Smith

Dec 12, 2019, 1:14 am Reply


Poseidon Wolf

Dec 12, 2019, 7:37 am Reply

"old House map"

Felix: "alright we got a mouse, a mouse map."

Lemon Grab

Dec 12, 2019, 2:08 pm Reply

Pewdiepie predicted resident evil 3 00:10

jiminie park

Dec 12, 2019, 3:47 am Reply

D-series? more like… T-series 😂

jaydin kondowe

Dec 12, 2019, 10:50 am Reply

my name's jaf

Syed Kashan Ali

Dec 12, 2019, 11:46 am Reply

who is watching in 2020 like my comment

Reezpes RBLX

Jan 1, 2020, 3:02 pm Reply

8:38 Damn he got a mouse map

Crystal Eanes

Jan 1, 2020, 7:58 pm Reply

So glad it ain't a try not to laugh challenge and I'll laugh now


Jan 1, 2020, 9:53 pm Reply

I'm trying to fucking eat god damnit


Jan 1, 2020, 1:13 am Reply

I had to fight jack to the death with chainsaws to get the last dog head.

Jai K •18 years ago

Jan 1, 2020, 4:04 am Reply

There’s two type of people in horror situations:
Smart ones: Escape ASAP, questions later
Dumb as hell ones: tons of questions now, escape later and wonder how they got captured

Morgan O’Keefe

Jan 1, 2020, 8:05 am Reply

2020 anyone? this series gets better everytime i watch it😂

Mary-Anne Haynes

Jan 1, 2020, 3:25 am Reply

37:01 Granny you got something in your fanny 🙈😂 2020 anyone

Claire Mac

Jan 1, 2020, 10:35 am Reply

Im here in 2020


Jan 1, 2020, 11:46 pm Reply

Pewds: Am I doing good?
Pewds: You're doing great Pewds!
Pewds: Ah, thank you!


Jan 1, 2020, 12:00 pm Reply

2020 anyone?


Jan 1, 2020, 1:56 pm Reply

ok he is not a…pussy bc i have played this game and i couldn't even get anything done lol it's REALLY scary hahahahah lol……..BOX

Tory Tory

Jan 1, 2020, 12:20 pm Reply


Husain Husamuddeen

Jan 1, 2020, 6:26 am Reply

ur doing great felix thats compared to me im to much of a wuss to play this game

Bongo Cat

Jan 1, 2020, 7:08 pm Reply

goop juice

soma ma

Jan 1, 2020, 7:34 pm Reply

This game doesnt scare me its fucking disgust me in every way possible


Jan 1, 2020, 3:06 pm Reply


Keith Uy

Jan 1, 2020, 2:44 am Reply

Anyone else watching this in 2020

Ingrid Breece

Jan 1, 2020, 4:36 am Reply

fuck earphones

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