| by Kenneth Chase | 9 comments

Renting Your First Flat – How Not To Do It


Got a good feeling about this one pal. Yeah, me too. Here he is. Sorry to keep you chaps. Got the keys here. Follow my lead. Y’alright? So, this is the living area. Nice! See, what I would like to do personally,
is smash that wall through, open it all up. You know,
give it a real open-plan feel. I mean, that is an external
wall so if you took that out, literally the whole building
would collapse. Also, it is a rented property. What type of err… What type of stone are we
dealing with here? What’s this? I like this. That’s just wallpaper. Wallpaper. Like it. Nice. Is there a conservatory? Very rarely would you get a
conservatory on a top floor apartment. Also, the previous tenants, they did
have a dog if you notice a bit of a… If the dog comes with the flat,
we’ll take it. Absolutely no problem. Or a cat. Now, I do have to tell you this. There is an ongoing court case at the
moment regarding a potential asbestos problem within the property. Are these all the takeaways
that deliver round here mate? It would appear so. Yeah. Codfather! I had a fish from there once.
The size of a cricket bat. …and because of that and the
general condition of the building, …err will need to sign a waiver. Fook Yu! Pardon? That is a top takeaway.
Absolutely love that place. Zero hygiene rating, but good people
and you only have to spend eight quid to get free prawn crackers. Depending on the outcome of that
court case, the entire building could actually be demolished
within twelve months. So if you want to take some time
to discuss it I completely understand. Call your boss and tell him
to take it off the market. You’ve got yourself a deal. Here’s an honest question… When are we getting this dog?

9 Comments

forgetme

Aug 8, 2018, 10:52 am Reply

Was actually looking to get some useful tips maybe about renting a flat once I'm done with education, guess this works as well though.

ShortShows

Aug 8, 2018, 10:55 am Reply

u need better actors plz

Matt Mosley

Aug 8, 2018, 11:21 am Reply

If only this were a clip from an upcoming show. Nice work Mr. Washington 😉

Senura Kaduwela

Aug 8, 2018, 11:59 am Reply

Hahaha extremely useful tips 🤣😂👍

sollochs

Aug 8, 2018, 12:08 pm Reply

was funny til the racist joke. fail

Faisal khan seevo

Aug 8, 2018, 12:08 pm Reply

Nice video

Quita Diva

Aug 8, 2018, 3:40 pm Reply

LMAO!!

tina andersen

Aug 8, 2018, 9:26 pm Reply

A good thing for me to learn.

Yui Lala Hmm

Sep 9, 2018, 9:32 pm Reply

This is a joke, obv. But my one piece of real advice: take a shit ton of photos when you move in and ALWAYS report damage that isn't your fault ASAP. And photograph that as well.

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