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Our New Korean Apartment!


It’s time for our apartment tour. YAY! But actually it’s not an apartment. It’s an Officetel. Oh. And for those of you who don’t know, Officetels are different than apartments. They come with options. And if you don’t know what an “option” is, let me show you, Come on guys, let’s go! Let’s look at the officetel! [music by Trip Deuce Media] And by options, I mean appliances, So, if you get an officetel, it comes with a washing machine, maybe a kimchi fridge, you can have an air conditioner. If you have an apartment, you have to buy all that stuff by yourself. Now, this officetel is super awesome, because it comes with a mom! Fresh baked cookies Martina! Thanks mom! You’re the best! This is totally amazing I What’s this?! Is this a cookie package? Are these even freshly baked? Are you sneaking out? She lied to me! This is our refridgerator. It comes with a bear to protect it. Because bears always protect you from food thieves. [Terribly inaccurate bear sound] Is that supposed to be a bear? [still quite off] Oh that’s a little bit closer. [Tiger roar, not a bear roar] Isn’t that thunder [**note, Simon, that is not thunder, you dummy] BBRROAAAH! There you go! That’s a bear! Many people kept asking about this. This is not an oven-washing machine combo. This is a gas range on top and, just by accident, there’s a washing machine below it. Which makes it really convenient when you drop food on your clothing when you’re cooking and you’re like “I’m dirty!” and you just throw it on in. We’ve done that countless times already. That’s right! Just cooking in your underwear, right? These are cupboards! I think you have them in North America! But you don’t have this: This puppy here, I thought it was a washing machine [cuz I’m dumb!] It’s a kimchi fridge! OH YEAH! And we use it for vegetables, as well as kimchi. You should Eatyourkimchi® Copyright Martina and Simon 2008. Simon and Martina. Whatever! I’ve been waiting three years for these badboys. These are our cereal dispensers. Couldn’t fit them in our old apartment. Watch this! BAM! BAAAAM! Look at that cereal! It was dispensed! UHHH! This is also where we film our TL;DR Thursdays, sitting up here on the countertop, you can also see that we have counterspace. It’s glorious! So glorious! And, I have a coffee cupboard for my coffee love. Look at this! FILLED WITH COFFEE STUFF! I got my Hello Kitty Coffee Machine, I got my french presses, I’ve got my bean grinder. HUH! Ready to go! Ok, let’s go see some more options! You forgot about the best option: the Spudgy! Mmm. Yeah. That’s the Spudgy. Anyways. By Spudgy! What the?! I deserve more attention than this! MOOOM! [music] Oh hi! I didn’t see you come in, even though I was the cameraman ten seconds ago. Welcome to the new and improved man-space. You can see here we have my favorite option: the air conditioner I can air my pits, while I edit my videos, similar to how a man would. Don’t you mean, LIKE A MAN? (Copyright Simon and Martina 2008) Or that! Come closer, let me show you more! [music] So this is the new and improved man-space. You can see here that I don’t actually have a chair, because now I’m doing a standing desk. So, this is where I do a lot of editing, Uh, this is Martina’s new computer, she doesn’t have a chair, either, but she has a stupid pink ball. Hey! That ball’s awesome! It’s for my posture and my one pack! Let’s move over to the entertainment room! And we’re here! [music] So this is the glorious entertainment unit. It’s by far the best part of the house. Uhh, excuse me. Don’t you mean, the Spudgy? Oho! Hey Spudgy! Hold on one second: Where were we! So, this is our Samsung LCD TV. This is a nice new TV You see this little Wii sensor right here cuz we have a Wii. Check out what we’ve got underneath here: We got ourselves a Wii and a PS3, nicely stowed underneath, oh yeah that’s really nice. Ok Simon that’s enough about this let’s look at other stuff here, ok? Well but wait I didn’t show you NO! Ohhh. You’re getting cut out of the shot. So welcome to Glorious Room #1 of 3. This is our wardrobe, and it comes with another great option: It comes with a handyman dad. OH HAI MARTINA! I’m putting up this mirror! Umm, ahh, are you… It’ll work! Don’t worry! It’ll work! What happened to your hands? Whaaa? Are you ok? Yeah. It doesn’t hurt, much. Ok yeah you know let’s. Hey, let’s go to a hospital! BEEP. That wasn’t secure at all. Anyways, let’s go over here now. Umm, this is our wardrobe. I can keep all of my really cute dresses here and everything like that. And we can store all of our winter clothing and our suitcases, which are awesome, because normally you have to stuff it in a ball and put it in a drawer, And also I have my little makeup corner over here. It’s OUR makeup corner, right Simon? Actually, it’s not my makeup corner at all, it’s all yours. Oh is it just me, is it just my corner? It’s just for meeee it’s my cornerrrr!!! Simon doesn’t have a corner like this! Lalala corner. Anyways, that’s my corner song. Anyways, this is my ginormous makeup kit that everyone keeps on asking me about. So there it is there. Glorious glorious! Uhhm, what’s that picture in the back there? What picture? This thing? No, the picture in the back, with the white hair. This one here? It’s nothing! Are those pictures of TOP? NO! It’s not pictures of TOp YOU SAW NOTHING BEEP And here’s Simon’s gigantic T-shirt corner. I don’t know why a guy needs so many t-shirts, Those are your shirts right here! Pish posh there’s like five of them! Let’s go over here: look at this. Ohhh color coordinated. Double levels of color coordination. It’s so beautful. Oh hey guise! I’m the Spudgy! Spudgy why are you in here? Um, I always hang out here, this is fine. You never hang out here! I’m just…so neglected since your parents came here. Oh stop it! You’re dramatic! Oh. Let’s go on to the next room! And this is our second of three rooms. This is our guest room, and I did say guest room, not a hotel-room-cuz-I’m-coming-to-Korea I’m looking at you, mom and dad! Just joking! You guys can stay here for free! Super cereal! Actually, you can’t. Spudgy doesn’t want you here. Hey hey! Keep your mouth shut! Don’t worry, I’ll pee on your bed! Hay! HAY! You behave yourself mister! You stop it! Uhh. Ok let’s go! So now time for our bathroom. If you can see, it’s a bathroom. CLOSE THE DOOR! OMG! [awkward silence] Uhhh. Oh yeah! That was good! Iiiiii would spray if I was you. Anyhow, this is our bathroom. This is where you log out, or, release the Kraaken. Or bomb the oval office, if you will. It’s just a bathroom. Looks very similar to our last one. Anyways, on to the bedroom! Huzzah! OH HAI! Soudgy didnt’ see you come in. As you can see, this is the Master Bedroom, for the Spudgy, What are you doing here? Oh, ohh. Go to your bed. NOOO! Oh hi! I didn’t see you come in. As you can tell, this is the master bedroom, and if you can’t tell we pretty much don’t have a lot of decorations here yet, because we don’t know what to do with the place. so, if you have any suggestions for decorations we’d love to know, but we’re pretty much spent for ideas on how to decorate our place. Oh! And one more thing I forgot to show you! This is our, I don’t know what to call it, but we call it the Solarium, This is where we can hang our laundry, It’s got sliding doors. Oooh! It’s really hot. Uhhh. Hope you enjoyed the tour of our new officetel. Good! So now stop asking us for a tour of our new officetel! GONG!

100 Comments

imshort1147

Aug 8, 2013, 12:08 am Reply

lol 5:52

Kayla-chan’s Daily Vlogs

Aug 8, 2013, 12:33 am Reply

I luv TOP so much!!!

Flaming Mango

Aug 8, 2013, 6:30 am Reply

Spudgy is so cute. And I love the colors you guys put on him. He's like a mini Simon, him and his Mohawk and Spudgy with his colored Dog-hawk-stripe..

Arizonaliberty

Sep 9, 2013, 12:08 am Reply

Ok, why have I spent the last hour watching Spudgy dog and friends videos in Korea??? MIND CONTROL!

ichigo246

Sep 9, 2013, 6:28 pm Reply

Spudgy kind of reminded me of the flying dog in The NeverEnding Story when he was on the bed with Martina.

Carmynn Z

Sep 9, 2013, 1:03 am Reply

When I get older I want my place to be just like yours

phebes

Sep 9, 2013, 4:23 pm Reply

TOP!

Alex Nguyen

Sep 9, 2013, 4:57 pm Reply

do u live with ur parent

Cassie Rose

Sep 9, 2013, 6:21 pm Reply

OMG… I luv u guys…. u guys r soo funny u make my day lol

Kris 723

Sep 9, 2013, 11:23 pm Reply

BEST OFFICTEL U GUYS EVER HAD LOL

Mandi Hernandez

Sep 9, 2013, 11:56 am Reply

can someone plz tell where i can get the coffee stickers and stuff plz there soo cute!!!!!!!

Jade Ewasiuk

Sep 9, 2013, 7:13 am Reply

Ok i must buy cereal dispensers.

patidong26

Sep 9, 2013, 3:11 am Reply

Omg you just growl in korean lol

Balenciaga Brenda

Oct 10, 2013, 7:31 am Reply

Lol the pictures of top! its like a top shrine ! xD

Lunay LeZarde

Oct 10, 2013, 2:00 am Reply

I wouldn't feel at home in a place that doesn't have a full oven. Seriously, don't Korean bake? Or broil?
Yes, I'm a kitchen snob. But it has its benefits. Like this twist on an American classic, the grilled cheese.
Make your grilled cheese as normal, but with American & fresh Parmesan as your cheeses, 1 teaspoon of sesame oil in the skillet, and give it a light dash of chipotle powder when it's done cooking. The smoke flavors work so well with the cheese and butter-grilled bread. Masshta!

啊啊啊

Oct 10, 2013, 6:55 am Reply

Your mom is so cute^^

Park Zu Rin

Oct 10, 2013, 7:03 pm Reply

Martina said EuRoRong at 1:15.. EXO's growl

Melia Lantana

Oct 10, 2013, 1:50 pm Reply

Ureurong!! XD

Rusty

Nov 11, 2013, 9:03 am Reply

I don't know if in the USA it's a normal thing to dye your pets and/or your hair, but here in Italy people would just think you're crazy. But whatever, I'm not born to be italian. I just LOVE to dye EVERYTHING. But I can't cause of this shit. I'm really in pain watching at you guys, but I still find you soooooo cool

Rusty

Nov 11, 2013, 9:07 am Reply

the picture behind the make up corner… isn't it EXO? YOU MARTINA ADMIT IT. SEHUN?

Hannah Chow

Nov 11, 2013, 4:55 pm Reply

Did you make those pictures in the entertainment room? If yes, can you make a video how to make them?? ^^

rachel’s planet

Nov 11, 2013, 1:13 am Reply

I know you guys probably have done something with you room already, but usng a clothesline like thingy to hang pictures on the wall is really cool. Martina could have her TOP photos and Meemers and Spudgy and everyone could be on the wall~ :3

Met3lAngel

Nov 11, 2013, 3:21 am Reply

This place is nice. The other officetels I've seen on YouTube only have one or 2 burners.

Priya Shields

Nov 11, 2013, 10:39 pm Reply

Those T.O.P pictures made me sooo happy…twinning with the inside of my closet bruh #coot

Georgina Lum

Nov 11, 2013, 7:15 pm Reply

Spudgey finds the awesomemest places to sleep 🙂

mimikkyu

Nov 11, 2013, 4:56 am Reply

Did you really not eat cereal together? XD

Gabd S

Nov 11, 2013, 2:07 am Reply

sharpie + stencil 3D frame spray paint belles

Justina Sim

Dec 12, 2013, 9:55 pm Reply

TOP IS SO HOT HAHAH ^^ I have pics of him too xD

broyasha

Dec 12, 2013, 5:21 am Reply

Big bang cx

loving.korea12

Dec 12, 2013, 4:56 pm Reply

It's amazing.

Faith Rono

Dec 12, 2013, 11:43 am Reply

Lol Martina your parents are funny! 😀

Rene Descartes

Dec 12, 2013, 5:46 am Reply

lol no love for the spudge-meister

Kayla Joyner

Dec 12, 2013, 6:38 am Reply

I want that officetel!!

JazzBlack

Jan 1, 2014, 4:41 pm Reply

Such a cute officetel! =D

JazzBlack

Jan 1, 2014, 4:46 pm Reply

How much is the rent there?

RC Storm

Jan 1, 2014, 2:17 am Reply

PS3's rules! Yea, nice setup. 

Breana

Feb 2, 2014, 4:58 pm Reply

Spudgy' s nudes has been leaked!!!! Lol I love spudgy!!

imfuckingawesome25

Feb 2, 2014, 1:41 am Reply

this is by far one of the best apartment tours ever 😀

Nicolle Sims

Feb 2, 2014, 12:55 am Reply

This is great!  I'm moving to Jamsil-dong, Seoul at the end of March to teach at Reading Star and am curious if this apartment is near where I'll be working?  You videos have been really helpful and I am so jealous of your newest place.  It's gorgeous! Thanks and keep up the awesome work! <3

Yenny K

Feb 2, 2014, 2:19 am Reply

Where did you get your coffee/cupcake kitchen stickers?

Skulltea

Feb 2, 2014, 12:44 am Reply

where do you get all the cute stickers from

JoLuffiroSauce

Mar 3, 2014, 3:27 am Reply

Such a cute place!!!

Sam Murdock

Mar 3, 2014, 10:56 pm Reply

We're did you get the art?

Kacey Anderson

Apr 4, 2014, 3:08 am Reply

I dig Martina's stripey dress.

Hayley C.

May 5, 2014, 3:30 pm Reply

But if you're an international student with a bit more money isn't better to get an offictel than a goshiwon?

Hong Du

May 5, 2014, 10:39 am Reply

Really cool apartment. I really like the cute 3D pictures that hangs on the wall in the entertainment corner. Hiw are they called? Can I get these online too?

Aimee R.

Jun 6, 2014, 6:01 am Reply

The part at 4:15 was so funny

Aimee R.

Jun 6, 2014, 6:06 am Reply

Their offictel (did I spell that right?) Is so cute!!!

Iris Hernandez

Jul 7, 2014, 6:27 pm Reply

H. YouTube Googleooo

CosmicUnicorn2

Jul 7, 2014, 5:50 am Reply

I love that you have the dog in every scene! I have been laughing so hard! You guys are hilarious.

Pao Garcia

Jul 7, 2014, 4:52 pm Reply

Wah, such a cute officetel~!

Antonio Padia

Jul 7, 2014, 10:34 pm Reply

Nice

Ruby P

Jul 7, 2014, 3:42 pm Reply

I saw TOP at the side. 5:20!

Joe Shoeman

Aug 8, 2014, 4:37 am Reply

you guys make real fun vids
i think you've adapted into Korean culture and language really well, b/c seemingly there is no difference btw you an the natives
so two questions :1. is it possible to live in Korea without being so assimilated? I mean perm not on just for vacation
2. I noticed a lot of cutesy plushies and things, stickers, pics, on the walls but no art culture. Do Koreans hang paintings on the wall? i dont mean posters but actual canvasses or framed paintings..

Wonton Senpai Chan

Aug 8, 2014, 9:28 pm Reply

u should deco ur room all casual and cute

Dani Assis

Sep 9, 2014, 10:43 pm Reply

The photo of TOP haha I love it!

Kou

Sep 9, 2014, 10:19 pm Reply

Your parents are super cute! XD Your mom got really into the acting and I love it.

Also that bear sticker is a Taiwanese Black Bear! 😀 Yes I am going through your archives and watching almost all of your videos from oldest to newest…………e____e

Jacq Teng

Sep 9, 2014, 12:30 pm Reply

Spudgy is just toooooo adorable!!! >_< How did you manage to get such a chill doggy?? 

Jessica Lion

Oct 10, 2014, 12:39 am Reply

Martina's mom is so cute!

Vincent Domingo

Dec 12, 2014, 1:42 am Reply

5:53 best/funniest part evah! 4 me! Don't know if you guys like that part though?

xygma33 – Giacomo Barrios

Dec 12, 2014, 4:02 pm Reply

how many tablets and laptopts are there in your officetel? OMG… LOL 🙂

Jenny Ta

Dec 12, 2014, 3:11 am Reply

YOUR PARENTS ARE SO CUTE

Gaming Authority

Dec 12, 2014, 5:38 pm Reply

I guess this video helps you pay a part of it

LaKellyRey

Jan 1, 2015, 6:01 am Reply

soooo….his outfit totally reminded me of PizzaPizza.

M leigh Lear

Jan 1, 2015, 10:51 pm Reply

this was such an adorable home. I loved the colors and it managed to seem mature still. I love asian home designs, just very unique and fresh!

HERNAMEWASJAY •

Jan 1, 2015, 5:50 pm Reply

Omg T.O.P lol

Teddy Shepherd

Feb 2, 2015, 7:44 am Reply

Among all the other cool stuff, I want to know more about those plants! They're so cool!

Benson Guu

Feb 2, 2015, 6:53 am Reply

Love spudgy

SuperSweetTOP

Feb 2, 2015, 3:07 pm Reply

i looove TOP too =D

seonni

Apr 4, 2015, 5:36 am Reply

YOU SAW NOTHING, THERE'S NOTHING HERE OF T.O.P.

molly wakley

Apr 4, 2015, 5:01 pm Reply

hello kitty

Kayla Gaming

May 5, 2015, 1:35 am Reply

Maybe you guys should have a Martin side and a Simon side

Malee Rowell

May 5, 2015, 6:10 am Reply

oh my god Simon is amazing! and so is Martina! i need friends like them… i need friends in general haha…ha…

kawaii ish

May 5, 2015, 5:50 pm Reply

Yay we have the same eyeshadow kit thingy? :3

Nisa Fuentes

Jun 6, 2015, 12:48 am Reply

I literally need your dog it's so cute

livii

Jun 6, 2015, 10:19 am Reply

just wondering what do you do for a living and how can you live there for a long time? do you have to constantly renew visa or you got a a korean passport.

Momo95

Jul 7, 2015, 9:31 pm Reply

LMFAO best part :"you saw nothing of TOP"

shitbarf

Jul 7, 2015, 11:37 pm Reply

Where did you get your plushies Martina !?!?

Joan Lee 이어진

Aug 8, 2015, 5:54 pm Reply

Is this your house?

Safura Khan

Aug 8, 2015, 3:00 am Reply

omg! i have lots of T.O.P pictures. lol

caitlr13

Aug 8, 2015, 2:33 am Reply

Those shadow boxes starting at 3:52 …I NEED TWENTY…THOUSAND.

LE .M

Sep 9, 2015, 1:28 am Reply

Love u both ????

Sidem Y

Oct 10, 2015, 5:32 pm Reply

They're so weird… I LOVE IT.

Meghan Solo

Oct 10, 2015, 10:17 am Reply

SPUDGY! I die.

Sumar AE

Dec 12, 2015, 12:17 pm Reply

I discovered your channel 2 days ago when you guys were eating Australian sweets. And I like your personality and I checked your channel andddd…. I just falling in love with you guys ❤️ and ofc totally subscribed plus doing marathon to watch all your videos.

Alexander Waterfalls

Jan 1, 2016, 1:03 am Reply

T.O.P!!!!'

Ollie Price

Feb 2, 2016, 1:50 am Reply

I love these older vids!
cant believe i was watching before this 😛

I’maCyborgButThat’sOk

Feb 2, 2016, 1:40 am Reply

I know this video is so old, but i've just discovered you guys and i love you and i randomly marathon your movies and omg these dinosaurs having a tea party <3

PiggifyIt

Mar 3, 2016, 6:26 am Reply

I love how Simon rolled off the bed like he did in their "Our New Apartment in Seoul!" video! Some things never change :'D

FlyingDream

Jun 6, 2016, 7:06 pm Reply

You're parents are really cute <3

BunnieChan

Jun 6, 2016, 7:10 pm Reply

Simon wtf are yu wearing?

JeanGrayson

Jan 1, 2017, 3:45 pm Reply

I know this is an old video and you guys might not see this, but Martina, where do you get all of your cute wall decals?? I've been trying to find ones for my apartment but no body sells ones nearly as cute as the ones you use! Thanks :3

Naughtysauce

Jun 6, 2017, 7:19 pm Reply

Is it too late for some decoration suggestions?

Hang Thanh

Jul 7, 2017, 1:40 am Reply

WOW MARTINA' S DAD DOESN'T SIT AT WHEELCHAIR.

Simon Pham

Nov 11, 2017, 4:05 am Reply

Who was the woman?

Jamie Key

Dec 12, 2017, 5:21 pm Reply

hi Martina there's much work to be done I'm building a canoe later once I put this nail in the wall

Lynn Hall

Jan 1, 2018, 7:22 pm Reply

Ooh love the color coordination

Gabbie Davis

Feb 2, 2018, 8:00 pm Reply

"It's for my posture and one pack!"
Lol same Martina, same.

A N G E L A

Feb 2, 2018, 4:24 pm Reply

i always come back to this video 🙂
u guys are my life goal!

Faye

May 5, 2018, 11:20 am Reply

Helloooo from 2018

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