| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Oh, thank you. I wish I could just
stay at my old place, but I can’t afford
the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers
handling your belongings. The movers
always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford
professional movers. I’m moving myself
this Saturday. [eerie music] Gonna do most
of the small stuff just going back and forth
with my hatchback. [echoing] Do you think you can
borrow your roommate’s van? You can help me
with some of the big stuff? Um…yeah… You know what? I’ve been thinking
a lot lately, and I think we need
to spend some time apart. Not to break up, no. Just, I just–
just some time. Time apart to…
figure ourselves out. And–and then we come
back together stronger, you know? This is coming
out of nowhere. No, it’s not. I’ve–I have tried
to tell you, like, a million
different ways. But you don’t listen. See, that’s the thing, is that you never listen. I don’t need
this time apart for me. I need this time apart
for us. How long do you think
it’s gonna take you to move? Okay, this is about the move. You don’t want
to help me move. Wha–what? I–I would love
to help you move. That’s what boyfriends do. Claire. I just think that
it’s a weird coincidence that you need space right when I’m about to move. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I am so sorry that I didn’t plan
my emotional turmoil around your move. Look at your face, see? And now you’ve assumed
the worst of me, because you do that, and that’s why we need
to spend time apart from each other. That is not fair. Not fair–fair? Babe, all I’m asking for
is 12 lousy hours this Saturday. Okay, fine! “Okay, fine”? We’ll move on Sunday. 48 hours. I don’t know
what I was thinking. 12 hours is nowhere near enough time to do
what I need to do to make
our relationship stronger. See, you got me all… confused. And you know what? I love you,
but I got to get out of here. I can’t–I just can’t–
I don’t– I’m so confused right now. [phone dings] I feel–I can’t think, and the walls
are closing in on me. I just don’t know
what to do. Oh, it’s my landlord. He says he doesn’t want
to lose me as a tenant, so he is not going
to raise my rent. Now I don’t have
to leave my place. And I don’t need
time apart, because we’re perfect
together. Will you marry me? You’re painting
my apartment. Of course I’m painting
your apartment. That’s what boyfriends do. When exactly do you think
that’s gonna happen?


Ben Mercer

Aug 8, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

I used to help people move when I was younger, not any more. Don't blame him at all.

charles mcdowell

Aug 8, 2019, 11:20 pm Reply

This happened to me…. But I went ahead and helped hehehehe.

ayoub zougari

Aug 8, 2019, 12:17 am Reply



Aug 8, 2019, 1:32 am Reply

I have owned full size pickup trucks for 20 years and have become a ‘master of excuses’ as a result! Y’all bring out the ‘bad’ in me every time you assume my rig is a public commodity to be utilized at your leisure!!

Jay Davis

Aug 8, 2019, 4:02 am Reply

Does anyone know the woman in the beginning of the video


Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 am Reply

ew pathetic


Aug 8, 2019, 5:40 am Reply

This is why I have a Honda Civic ? no one ask me to help them with shit

Bruce Buffet

Aug 8, 2019, 6:45 am Reply

And she served him pie right before lol


Aug 8, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

Lmao. Im the guy with a truck, i get this all the time!!!!

e-Mo Tion

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 pm Reply

gaslighting is so fucken funny you guys


Aug 8, 2019, 5:25 pm Reply

It's funny how she didn't say anything but took the ring and just gave him chores.

Jared Watanabe

Aug 8, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

Where’s peele?


Aug 8, 2019, 8:04 pm Reply

I told her I’d pay for the movers. But no. No no no she wasn’t allowing me to do that and it won’t be that bad. It was August in one of those humid NYC summers. It was a 7 flight walk up. I carried the chairs, clothes, coffee table, bed, books. I sweated. I screamed. I finished that god forsaken move. We’re no longer together.

Mike Crusoe

Aug 8, 2019, 8:21 pm Reply

He is such a fruit funny as f**but gas f** 2


Aug 8, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

I love helping people move, and love this haha

Passionate Patriot

Aug 8, 2019, 10:32 pm Reply

I remember how I quit helping people move. I sold my truck. The last person I helped move,I also told the best advice ever given to someone moving. PUT the vehicle being used to move goods on the OTHER side of the dumpster !! That way your options are better. Move the junk,or dump it.

Dee TA

Aug 8, 2019, 1:22 am Reply

Clair, I like that name


Aug 8, 2019, 6:36 am Reply

Not funny as usual


Aug 8, 2019, 6:29 pm Reply

I've had to move 3 times due to an ex roommate. Didn't even get me pizza afterwards on any of the occasions. Any video that calls these people out will have me preaching like the gospel


Aug 8, 2019, 7:57 pm Reply

seems they BOTH got issues lol

Aug 8, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

I thought this show was over but I'm fairly sure I haven't seen this

Derek Lowe

Aug 8, 2019, 4:44 am Reply

Too many black affirmative action hirings..these guys have zero talent

King Kyoga

Aug 8, 2019, 5:00 am Reply

She’s fine

Content For You

Aug 8, 2019, 8:25 am Reply

Super funny video!!! …. but where the f*ck is jordan?

Joseph Deffendoll

Aug 8, 2019, 10:41 am Reply

Pro-Tip #791
I do not date
I have no friends
I took all 4 wheels
off of my truck and it's on jack stands !!!


Aug 8, 2019, 6:34 pm Reply

Is it worth the petty lol

Anthony Ivo Ivanov

Aug 8, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

Waw. Her eyes tho ! <3 😀

Bond007 Jb

Aug 8, 2019, 8:00 pm Reply



Aug 8, 2019, 10:48 pm Reply

Is it just me or was the music when he proposes very similar to Star Wars music

mitchell hobbs

Aug 8, 2019, 1:55 am Reply


jl dotson

Aug 8, 2019, 3:13 am Reply


Bella Ali

Aug 8, 2019, 4:05 pm Reply

1:24 I dont know how she held it together and didn't laugh


Aug 8, 2019, 5:07 pm Reply

This is why I don't keep any friends. Just the ones in my head…they always do what I want to do.


Aug 8, 2019, 5:43 pm Reply


Terri Luginbyhl

Aug 8, 2019, 8:19 pm Reply

Oooh haven’t seen this one before!! Jackpot !!!


Aug 8, 2019, 8:34 pm Reply

Relatable lol


Aug 8, 2019, 9:04 pm Reply

These comments are even dumber than this skit. Seems about right. :/

Trisha Love

Aug 8, 2019, 9:04 pm Reply


Craig Leigeb

Aug 8, 2019, 5:24 am Reply

Holy fuck, it's Cory Booker!!!


Aug 8, 2019, 6:01 am Reply

Her name is claire ?

Insignificant Aftermath

Aug 8, 2019, 6:49 am Reply

Better ending would be Peele texting her saying he will help her move and then Key gets jealous so he jumps in and volunteers like a jealous hero.


Aug 8, 2019, 11:42 am Reply

I helped my girlfriend move once, and I can understand why people don't like to help. But honestly, the other person really appreciates it and if it's your significant other, it's a great opportunity to have some moving out sex ?

sharlyn tan

Aug 8, 2019, 5:49 pm Reply

thats claire? wasn't she shot through the window at some lonely fat guy's party while he orders pizza XD


Aug 8, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply


Youric Hunt

Aug 8, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

are these all old or are they still filming them?


Aug 8, 2019, 1:16 am Reply

i dont remember this skit at all and i got all the seasons…nice

Adrian Katzenstein

Aug 8, 2019, 2:35 am Reply

The Rock face 2:07


Aug 8, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

Key and Peele without Peele.


Aug 8, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

In your 20's .. mostly own clothes, some ikea / plastic furniture, half the shit you have can go in the dumpster and not be missed.. yeah, move yourself
In your 30's .. more heavy furniture, more stuff, less energy .. hire some moviers

angelomma 21

Aug 8, 2019, 1:52 pm Reply

This particular reason why i sold my truck….

William Freeze

Aug 8, 2019, 2:53 am Reply

I might have to try this one!


Aug 8, 2019, 8:29 am Reply

And the Oscar goes to… ?

Emeric Dondonilla

Aug 8, 2019, 11:35 am Reply

This relate me wtf hahaha

BIG M 3472

Aug 8, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

only #2 behind chappell

Katie Marigold

Aug 8, 2019, 3:27 pm Reply

Those facial expressions are amazing. Acting is so wonderful lol

Eli Giancanteri

Aug 8, 2019, 7:16 pm Reply

Anyone pickup the chicks name… and what episode it comes from?? LOL

Ben Sisko

Aug 8, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

Hilarious! I love how he had the ring ready, that's probably what he was about to do before moving came up lol! ?

Cosmic Vibez

Aug 8, 2019, 12:28 am Reply

Makes sense…


Aug 8, 2019, 4:14 am Reply

I used to use I’m moving as a way to break it off with people lol ? And it worked! No one wants to help you move…

【 0 Д 0 】

Aug 8, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

Wait, where’s Jordan?

Somedude Watchintv

Aug 8, 2019, 2:49 pm Reply

Endagering your relationship because your lazy.

Jay Mitch

Aug 8, 2019, 9:43 pm Reply


E. Molly

Aug 8, 2019, 8:05 am Reply

I went threw this today

Pratik Chatse

Aug 8, 2019, 9:58 am Reply


Sigmundur Frydal Hyllestad

Aug 8, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

I might be a weirdo, but I actually don't helping my friends move :p

James Bullara

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

Her name is Astrid

Kat Grootboom

Aug 8, 2019, 11:25 am Reply

I've never laughed so much????? the way I get excited when I see a key and peele video that I haven't watched?

Cortney Rollins

Aug 8, 2019, 2:08 pm Reply

This is why it sucks to own a huge van?


Aug 8, 2019, 6:21 pm Reply

who's the girl?


Aug 8, 2019, 8:37 pm Reply

This is all me.

I’ll divorce a bitch over moving shit.

Devin du Plessis

Aug 8, 2019, 9:32 pm Reply

Pizza tiiiime!
Pizza time
Pizza time
Everybody loves that pizza time
Wake up in the morning pizza time…


Aug 8, 2019, 9:51 pm Reply

2:11 the sounds of his mouth flapping lmao!!

Amy O

Aug 8, 2019, 11:12 pm Reply

This is kinda how guys bring shit up when Valentine's day is damn near approaching and then won't let you live down how much they spent on you ??

Art of Swords

Aug 8, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

I never understood this lol. I love helping people move. I do inform them that pizza is required though (it's not really but I'll bitch the whole time without lol)

Kris Butler

Aug 8, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

I'm that Friend with the Truck??

Ralph Deep

Aug 8, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

i use the power of NO…..OR IF YOU PREFER HELL NO


Aug 8, 2019, 1:18 am Reply

Wha whaaat!


Aug 8, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

I am not that one if you don't really talk to me on a normal basis don't ask me to do somthing like help you move all you're shit to a new place.

Zack Kun

Aug 8, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

" All I'm asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday"

"Okay fine, we'll move on Sunday"

"…..48 hours? "

Had me rolling on that one xD


Aug 8, 2019, 1:33 am Reply

Nope! I’ve been hiring movers for.. years. Tired of begging people to help me move.


Aug 8, 2019, 1:36 am Reply

I remember one time I was moving and my boyfriend DISAPPEARED. Like… he was not planning to help at all.

RicK Bing

Aug 8, 2019, 1:43 am Reply

I do not get it.

John Rife

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 am Reply

I did this once.

Cruz Pacheco

Aug 8, 2019, 2:18 am Reply

I don’t think I’ve seen this one…GREAT!!

Tone Waf

Aug 8, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

Mgtow on nice guys

cmanking cmanking

Aug 8, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

Ⓑⓡⓤⓗⓗ my ladies making some mad I just wanna call a 48 for no reason.

Ronald Chang

Aug 8, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

I would love to help you move..oh wait I needy to have a girlfriend first~

Hayden McAllister

Aug 8, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

This is way to real life ?


Aug 8, 2019, 4:23 am Reply

Friend: I’m moving next month
Me: Oh no, I’ll be out of town all month

Julio Espino

Aug 8, 2019, 5:08 am Reply

Lol call oasis moving out of Dallas we got you lol

Malik Vample

Aug 8, 2019, 6:03 am Reply

This is one of the few peele wasnt in.

Jemuel Madanguit

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 am Reply

This is the girl key was in loved with when he worked at the pizza place.


Aug 8, 2019, 12:07 pm Reply

No one wants to help, but everyone expects help. That's how society goes these days. Play by the rules and get used!


Aug 8, 2019, 12:27 pm Reply

This is why I'm going minimalist.

Latarrius Mcgoy

Aug 8, 2019, 12:42 pm Reply

@goodstartmoving in Tulsa


Aug 8, 2019, 12:45 pm Reply

If you don’t click subscribe, you’re the loneliest hooman being in the whole planet! Daaayuummm! #allfun #key&peele

Karim Smith

Aug 8, 2019, 1:09 pm Reply

Great recovery


Aug 8, 2019, 1:20 pm Reply

Bumper sticker seen on a pick up truck: Yes this is my truck and no I won't help you move.


Aug 8, 2019, 6:42 pm Reply

If I’m helping a woman move, I better be fucking afterwards

brt 123

Aug 8, 2019, 8:42 pm Reply

This I completely get this!!!!

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