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Never Break into Noob1234’s Impossible Minecraft House!


near 1 2 3 4 s challenge need to break
into it’s impossible house welcome to your final challenge what oh behind me
ladies and gentlemen is new one two three fours impossible hats but let’s be
honest viewers how impossible can a house be that was built by a new the
first thing I’m noticing our lava floors that are definitely not go I don’t even
have to jump over these you could just walk diagonally and you won’t even fall
into the lava and his front door is wide open I’m not going to enter through the
front door just yet because I don’t know if there’s a trap on the other side of
it this looks very suspicious and another thing I noticed he built the
impossible house above a ravine and it looks like a place down the
worst-looking lava trap I’ve ever seen in my entire life I also see a sign that
says chickens are friends I have no idea what that means there’s a there’s a cage
with T&D inside of it on the back side of the house I see an entrance I mean
what is the worst that could happen here you fell for my trap noob ok there’s
there is no trap here it’s not even like there was a redstone plate that
triggered a cage or TNT there is no way viewers that we are not going to be able
to break inside of this house I’m soaked up and that we’re gonna be in or break
into the house I’m just gonna walk through the front door so do me a favor
guys make sure you leave a like down below for myself and Diglett so we could
break inside of the new towels once again amazed with a one block jump
with lava look at this tiny bridge is the noob really think I’m going to jump
from the bridge onto the redstone press replayed to enable some form of TNT
ain’t happenin chief Oh speak of the noob himself well well you seem to have
stumbled into my possible house you welcome across many challenges and will
not prevail we’ll see about that noob 1 2 3 4 good luck getting out even if you
can what does that mean oh oh what and he’s gone ok well let’s sit here new
just because you destroyed my bridge back it’s not wait I’m pretty sure if I
wanted to I could literally just jump back and
get out of the house but I’m not going to I want to see what is inside of this
possible house and why is it so difficult to break into because we’re
already into the first story of his impossible house I see this oh this is a
very sketchy ladder I don’t know if we should be doing this Diglett this is
dangerous so far so good no traps in the area we’ve got a lot of regular
Minecraft chests over here what are these audience I have never seen custom
minecraft portals like this before at least not inside of the noobs house and
then we’ve got what is this in case you forget the farms is your hint it’s a
locked chest I’ve never seen a lock like that in Minecraft how would the noob
make a custom lock chest I hold on Oh feed the wheat I’ve got a bad feeling
when I press this something dangerous is going to happen I’m going to stand clear
what did I say I do something bad was gonna happen what the heck there’s not
even fireballs and the dispenser but when I clicked a button they appear
magically Oh hold on wait a second what is this there’s chickens why are there
chickens over here my chickens be free I have freed you from the noob himself go
no chickens you guys got to get out of here if you spend over fifty five
dollars from March 25th to the 29th at Preston Stiles calm you won’t get a free
jumbo gaming red Pizza mouse pad and there’s a chest inside of here with a
key wait this is the key to the lock chest and it was here the whole time
what I tell I’m telling you man the noob never changes inside of the lock chest
is another key a key made from oak planks wooden plank key wait a second so
I’m starting to think do we really want to go inside of here at this point in
time we’ve talked too much smack not to go inside of the portal come over here
to the middle what is this guy really trying to issue commands to me you made
it to my first challenge find the correct order of the mechanics to us
extend not extend ladies and gentlemen but to extend that will open the iron
gate over here bro this is going to be so easy redstone torches all I have to
do is to figure out how to get this to open my thoughts are that
the newb has no idea what he’s set up inside if you’re I guarantee you guys if
we just place down a random redstone torches eventually we are going to get
this iron gate to open no problem what did I say the redstone lamps light up
opening the iron bars okay what what is this
oh my you gotta be kidding me he put barrier blocks here so now we’ve got to
do parkour you think this is gonna keep me from getting into your possible house
noob think again this is the easiest parkour I think I’ve ever had to do in
my entire life I’m not even going to use all the redstone torches because I feel
like I’m just wasting items this is ridiculous new you have got to build a
better impossible house like come on man this is the easiest parkour ever done in
my entire life and now we’ve got another key this is the leaves key a key made
from leaves oh boy I wonder what is inside of the leaves portal probably a
bunch of nonsense how does he do it if I could catch up to
you I bet you I could beat you in a 1v1 PvP
fight with my fists even if you had a diamond sword this room is very
dangerous the water can can apparently slurp you right down but get to the end
and I will let you use my hot tub I don’t want to use your hot tub noob his
hot tub is probably full of disgusting bacteria we don’t even know if he even
knows how to clean it appropriately okay so we’ve got away we have a boat and
we’ve got a fishing rod something in here is going to let us get out of here
what wait a second what is it what are you serious wait this is just tripwire
wait can we use our fishing rod on it oh whoa whoa whoa what did we just do hold
on whoa okay that was actually a little bit deep the news is good today ladies
and gentlemen a green foil shirt which comes in the brand new
slip bag is a depressant Stiles come right now okay what do these do I’ll be
oh oh they’re breaking my boat no no no no no no oh my gosh my boat just got
eaten No how do we get out of this okay we’re
good we’re good hopefully we don’t need our boat anymore oh come to Papa chest
we now have the grass key which looks almost identical to the leaves key I
feel like the noob isnt even trying with these challenges he builds these crazy
challenges and they’re so easy to get through and I just realized this is his
hot tub this is a dangerous October 8 he’s a gentleman if you were to go into
this in real life you would basically not be able to breathe when I’m done
with this video I am going to be blowing up this hot tub because it is not safe
for any mankind before we go to the grass portal guys do me a favor if
you’re enjoying these videos with the noob make sure you take this device
started like this make that red subscribe button gray enable those
notification bells so you never miss a YouTube video oh great and once again
he’s hiding himself he knows I could beat him to a pulp with my diamond sword
you will never make it out of this one live I place the key in the ceiling full
of lambs come my bats attack where they geese ain’t pets oh whoa okay I just
actually got these shivers these spiders are terrifying no no no no no oh I don’t
like this I mean I’m not really as scared of spiders in real life but these
are terrifying looking and they’re huge okay you know I’m gonna get at a safe
distance I’m going to use my bow and arrow because that’s what Legolas would
do for the Lord of the Rings oh yeah these spiders are not even that
dangerous they did like two shots with my bow and arrow to take out was that
the entire challenge noob do you really think I’m that bad at PvP that I can’t
wait okay we’ve got silverfish does the noob really think I’m this bad at PvP
that I can’t I can’t fight a few spiders that might have been the easiest
challenge of Minecraft I’ve ever had to do Oh what is this oh wait we do what
okay I just got a key how did I get that key what do we want to go down there I
feel like we’ve got a check and see what’s down here it’s
room what is this there’s like all of these rooms we dropped down the hole
there’s like all of these this looks like a minecraft factions Base
okay now where are we going maybe we shouldn’t adventure anymore
where is this I don’t even know where we are now and now we have the gravel
portal I’m starting to think I didn’t even need to bring big letters back up I
only brought him because I thought it was actually going to be difficult whoa
oh my gosh this room is so laggy what did you do to my pets well obviously I
had to kill your pets your pets were trying to hurt me so I had to take them
out it’s not my fault okay you will pay for it by getting trapped in my maze of
chess dude you’re not gonna trap me in this maze I will say this though it is
incredibly obnoxious because it’s so laggy there’s so many jets that it
actually makes it really hard to maneuver through all of them Diglett I
need your keen sense of smell to get through this boy I mean look at this I
still don’t know if this is diglettz nose or if this is his mouth can you
guys help me out in the comments cuz I’m still I’m still lost i Diglett use that
schnoz er of years to get us out of this mess so we could beat that newb to a
pulp that’s what he gets for trying to make a new bad of me the fact that we
haven’t managed to get through this maze already already starts to it makes me
feel like a noob I don’t like feeling like a new bet is the least thing I like
feeling like wait a second is it wait no this is where we came from oh my gosh
noob you are going to get it when I catch up to you I’m going to give you my
diamond sword where is this man’s at are we going the right way I think we’re
going the right way I don’t even know if we’re going there elke we’re not going
the right way what’s that Diglett you say to the left
okay I’m going to trust you this time don’t lead me astray Diglett
wait are we going the right way dagwon I figure a genius I think we’re onto
something here we haven’t had a dead end in like ten seconds that’s a good sign
100% I see lava in the distance which means
we are on the path of righteousness Hey Diglett what is the man ladies and
gentlemen can we get a lag down below in this video just for Diglett main that’s
Oh while I’m waiting for this fire to run out do me a favor audience if you
get to one of my videos within the first hour of a new video being uploaded I
read and feature your comments right here on the YouTube video so make sure
you get here in the first 60 minutes of random video being posted if you want to
be featured and let’s do this new parkour honestly this bar core is very
easy I mean once again I didn’t really expect it to be difficult because we are
talking about the new beer oh that jump is actually a little bit worrisome but
we still managed to absolutely nail it oh and what is this a jest containing
the key for the cobblestone portal okay but unfortunately now I’ve got to redo
all of this parkour but I’m not gonna make you I’m but I’m not gonna make you
guys watch that let’s do a quick recap we have done the gravel portal we’ve
done the grass portal we’ve done the Leafs portal we’ve done the wood plank
portal which means all we have left the dirt portal which I guarantee you is the
final portal because the new bloods dirt and now we are onto the cobblestone
portal you are making me quite mad you know I told you your house would not be
able to defeat me noob I’m too strong and too powerful plus I’ve got my
sidekick Diglett and he can do anything but you will never survive my love of
forge like 43 keys I have hidden in my Forge to move on sometimes it’s hard to
read what the noob says like his English is so broken that sometimes I even have
difficulties keeping up oh this is actually a big jump
I’m impressed the new was able to make this ah yes a nut and bolt key a key
made of nuts and bolts ladies and gentlemen very descriptive by the noob
if only the new book could make this parkour a little bit more challenging I
would feel more satisfied but now I’m starting to feel dissatisfied by
how easy he has been making it all wait a second hold on the noob might actually
have me stumped how do we get to this key I am actually very impressed with
the noob right now because I’m kind of I’m kind of dumbfounded which means I
don’t know exactly how I get to that key so in the meantime I’m going to try to
follow this path what does this do there is a sign that says chickens are friends
um Oh what is that Oh what did I just do oh no oh wait wait
and there’s a button over here to hold on I’m not noticing some things I’m
starting to notice of things wait can we use eggs can eggs hit a button okay they
they they are not oh no check it don’t fall into the lava so sorry I spawned
you all this chicken is going to oh this is I can’t watch this oh that was hard
to watch how do I get to this chest I’m actually getting irritated yeah oh oh
okay we made it what is this oh that’s the third key inside of there but I
still don’t know how to get to key number two so how do I get to this key I
have finally figured out how to get to key two out of three you have to jump
from this anvil and land right there on the edge of that cobblestone block oh
but it’s not easy it’s not easy and I got I got set up fire a little bit it’s
okay we’re not going to die from this and we did get a second key now we could
press the button open the iron gates Oh what is this oh yes a platform is
literally spotting for us to get the third key come on noob you made this
challenge too easy buddy ladies and gentlemen we have all three
keys which means we could go into the new area and the lava also disappeared
look at that lava the lava that was blocking key two out of three has now
vanished now let me inside let me in let let me at thank you the final key ladies
and gentlemen the dirt key he made from dirt we are now at the
final portal audience this is the dirt portal I have no idea how difficult this
is going to be what tribulations we might face but I know that I have the
best viewers on the planet so it doesn’t matter and we at what yo hey why don’t
you turn around alright I don’t want to talk to your but I fine if you’re gonna
be like that noob I’m gonna loot this chest we’ve got a dirt pickaxe which is
apparently not very helpful a secret hideout teleporter and a random number
generator it’s like a dice block okay I’m gonna do this I’ve gotta yell at him
hey noob nobody ignores Preston yeah that’s what I’m talking about how dare
you try to ignore me oh where did you come from oh I don’t know how about your
parkour key challenge that was so easy to complete we did in like two minutes
I hope my impossible house wasn’t too hard for you spoiler it wasn’t you made
it very far but no farther Oh we’ll see about that noob won’t be about that
welcome to your final challenge see the chests on your side open it and take the
items I already took the items how do you not see the dirt pickaxe in my hand
wait a second he also has a dirt pickaxe what is going down Arie about the 1v1
the noob in a challenge I give you one of my best pickaxes it’s a dirt pickaxe
it’s not very good noob I hate to break this to you but it’s kind of bad
apparently the teleporter only works if he also uses it so we both have to use
the teleporter to make it work I don’t even understand this we are gonna take
turns digging straight down on this cobblestone okay I understand what the
new Bing US guides the noob is asking us to roll the dice block and whatever
number we get is how far we have to dig down the new rolled a six that’s bad
the wall is really close no no new but a six is a very bad roll right now you
don’t understand rolling a six was a terrible old life he doesn’t understand
normally a six would be a really good roll except for when you’re digging down
to your death in lava okay it’s our turn please get
Preston get a 1 we got a 4 ok you know what it could have been worse
1 2 3 4 okay we’re still winning this race ladies and gentlemen it’s probably
because I’m wearing Preston styles calm merchandise in fact the brand-new hydro
dip t-shirt oh the new burl the three I see you out there new bets a safe roll
right now the new doesn’t understand you want to roll a low number if you roll a
high number you’re gonna die I please give me a two okay we got it three we’re
still winning I think if we get a six we might lose this is really close noob
what do you do wouldn’t you do come on if he oh he got a three wait no he’s not
gonna fall in the lava wait a second I think he’s gonna be one block away from
falling into the lava one two three come on come on oh this is so I’m worried I
am worried right now oh oh I didn’t realize that three would get him into
the lava we wonder why am I getting so excited about beating the noob in
Minecraft I should always beat the noob in Minecraft I should be excited about
one victory which means we can now use the secret hideout teleporter this is
where his secret hideout has been the entire time ladies and gentlemen wait a
second what is this what is this what what did the noob do to my face
this guy has mutilated my face what is this is that the noob he’s like putting
his hand over my mouth oh oh very classy a fake mustache I think
these are tears coming from my eye and then an eye patch oh wait there’s more
he literally defiled our YouTube logo ladies and gentlemen the noob cannot get
away with this wait what is this oh hold on
is this the same shirt I am wearing in real life in Minecraft oh my gosh we can
actually put it on yo I’ve got the hydro dip t-shirt in Minecraft
and I’ve got it on in real life that is so sick Oh
oh my god okay wait a second the cat walked out of the pressure plate and we
literally destroyed it audience do me a favor click either one of these YouTube
videos that YouTube is recommending take care and we’ll see you guys in our next
YouTube video

26 Comments

PrestonPlayz

Mar 3, 2020, 10:05 pm Reply

I heard the only way to get in is to subscribe and have notifications enabled 🤔

Muhd Arif

Mar 3, 2020, 2:14 am Reply

9:04 nose

Dylan Cook

Mar 3, 2020, 2:14 am Reply

Give mr top craft a shout out he’s going to do a face reveal on noob1234 if he gets 300k subscribers and there close friends to noob1234

Samantha Smith

Mar 3, 2020, 2:14 am Reply

Yay, Diglet!! I miss him in the videos!!

Angel Alejandre

Mar 3, 2020, 2:14 am Reply

Digglet's pink part is a mouth with a tooth on the top left corner thats why it looks shiny

Baby Dolls All Around

Mar 3, 2020, 2:14 am Reply

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Mohammad Salman Khan Ghauri

Mar 3, 2020, 2:15 am Reply

Presto please make some pranking videos on noob1234.Because I love them and I love you.Thank you

Lori Sea

Mar 3, 2020, 2:15 am Reply

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Yousifdekoolboi

Mar 3, 2020, 2:15 am Reply

tell Noob1234 do u know what TNT is because @MrTopCraft said TNT is red block only

Izzy’s Playroom

Mar 3, 2020, 2:15 am Reply

I love your videos

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Alex Nani

Mar 3, 2020, 2:16 am Reply

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Mar 3, 2020, 2:17 am Reply

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Mar 3, 2020, 2:17 am Reply

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Jackson Allan

Mar 3, 2020, 2:18 am Reply

You are my fav YouTuber

octavia dunn

Mar 3, 2020, 2:18 am Reply

His nose

Nayely Hernandez

Mar 3, 2020, 2:19 am Reply

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Jackson Allan

Mar 3, 2020, 2:19 am Reply

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Mar 3, 2020, 2:20 am Reply

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Peggy Vergason

Mar 3, 2020, 2:22 am Reply

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Pro Mobile

Mar 3, 2020, 2:22 am Reply

When he said to smash the like button I though he was gonna walk into trap the when the like button popped out from the side it startled me

Dana Dyosa

Mar 3, 2020, 2:23 am Reply

I think i made it?

Siera Courtney

Mar 3, 2020, 2:23 am Reply

I love diglet

homeworklover07

Mar 3, 2020, 2:23 am Reply

Preston: Before we walk through the grass portal
Also Preston: walks through the portal
Me: You said before we walk through the grass portal and didn't finish talking before you walked through the portal!!!!

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Mar 3, 2020, 2:24 am Reply

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