| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)

Freeze! End of the line, Cortez! Alright. Here we go. Well, well, well, boys. Looks like we got a Mexican stand-off. Guess again. We’ve got a sniper trained on your position. Nice try. But I’ve had an unmanned drone on that sniper’s ass this whole time. You mean the unmanned drone our hacker just took over? You mean the hacker whose wife I just kidnapped? You mean the hacker’s wife, who just filed for divorce? Bullshit! That marriage is rock solid. Hahaha, I guarantee you it’s not. I’ve been hitting that for six months. -Ta Boom. Try cowboy, hear that we’ve got you covered, so drop it. Looks like you got me. But you forgot one thing. I always bring backup. You mean Chucky Cheese over here? Had him pegged for a rat the day he entered the academy. Boom. Second sniper. Oh, you knew all along? Yeah. Well I knew all along, that you knew, all along. Did you just get here, son? I knew, you knew, I knew, all along. All along. All along. Well it looks like we’ve got a REAL Mexican standoff here, boys! Woo! All this talk of double-crossing is making me hungry! For a slice, of blueberry pie. Special Agent Blueberries Johnson, reporting for duty. You were a sleeper agent? That’s right. And my top secret mission… To investigate you for corruption. Sorry, sir. Wait! What?! You’re investigating me? Who do you think you are, Blueberries? And who do you think, I am? What? I don’t know. Why don’t you ask, you? No! That’s impossible! [ maniacal laughter ] Oh, look at you two fools! Playing your cat and mouse games. When the truth has been in front of your faces, the entire time. And behind mine. Whoa! What happened? What? You were a gun for a second! What? No, nonononononono, I’m not a gun! I’m not- what are you talking about? Nope, definitely a gun for a second. I’m not a gun. I’m a human being! Well, you’re crying like a little girl. Screw you guys, I’m killing everyone! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop, alright? Slow down. Slow down, guys. Alright? Listen. Let’s just take a moment to figure out who’s double-crossing themselves while dressed as each other, okay? Does that sound good? Sound good? Alright, okay. Alright. Okay, so then you became yourself, dressed as me. I get that. Wow, okay. And this asshole turned into a gun. No, you shut your mouth. You shut your mouth, you dirty gun! How dare you! Guys, shut up, okay? Can we just agree to go with the plan here? Yeah? I’m good with that. Yeah, let’s tango. [ coughs ] [ coughs ] [ pants ] I won. I won! I… no!
[ deflating sound ] I didn’t want to believe it! It can’t be! It can’t be true! You can’t be a gun! You were at my daughter’s wedding. You son of a bitch! I trusted you! Fine. But there’s something you should know about me. I’m actually, a blueberry- Ooh, a hell of a crime scene. [ whistles ] You’re the genius, what’s your take? Uh, the way I see it, this young Asian gentleman over here walked into this alleyway. Had some blueberry pie, and then killed himself. Then he put the gun way over there, to make it look like the gun killed the pie. Just another wild night, in Wizard City.


Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:01 am Reply

This is fake I am an AIT solider, I know how body armor works. IM CALLING BULLSHIT #getyourheadootofyourass

Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:01 am Reply


Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:01 am Reply


Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

Jk I love you guys

Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

Nah fr tho I do

Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:02 am Reply


Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:04 am Reply

ok ok I'm sorry I need this profile for fornite videos and apex and cod mobile

Edgar Potosme

Oct 10, 2019, 3:26 am Reply

first time i finish this.not sure if i regret it

Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:31 pm Reply

It is now 8:31 at ait in fort sill as a 13 fox. I hate it here

Javier Lea

Oct 10, 2019, 1:32 pm Reply


The Magnum Don

Oct 10, 2019, 9:10 pm Reply

when the channel is literally named RocketJump i have to subscribe,
tf2 is my child

Ace lancer

Oct 10, 2019, 9:12 pm Reply

i hate it when people just comment a random line from a video and get top comment

KDK Dragon

Oct 10, 2019, 1:50 am Reply

Does anyone actually know what’s going on?

Fakhri Ilalang

Oct 10, 2019, 7:57 am Reply

Gun kills people

Bic Mitchum

Oct 10, 2019, 8:56 pm Reply

I been banging that for 6 months lol

Kedan Thomas

Oct 10, 2019, 10:11 pm Reply

All I hear is Ducky and Bunny


Oct 10, 2019, 11:43 pm Reply

This Asian guy walked into this alley way, shot himself, made the gun look like it shot the pie

Christopher Timoteo

Oct 10, 2019, 11:54 pm Reply

i came here from chief pat

Tasmay Shah

Oct 10, 2019, 12:40 am Reply

who's here from chief pat's episode

Ocean fan

Oct 10, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

This video explains the first time I smoked weed

Lunsford (Ford) Yandell

Oct 10, 2019, 1:37 am Reply

bloody stream plays

Liam gronners

Oct 10, 2019, 3:22 am Reply

watched this video 4 times now and still can't get enough of it

Mora Mocha

Oct 10, 2019, 4:29 am Reply

"he killed himself and then put the gun over there…"

Wiktor Musik

Oct 10, 2019, 6:06 am Reply

Good until 2:26, then it just becomes retared

Mike T

Oct 10, 2019, 11:42 am Reply

I suddenly have a craving for blueberry pie. I wonder why…?


Oct 10, 2019, 3:12 pm Reply

Red dead redemtion 2 in a nutchel

Sam Bentley

Oct 10, 2019, 9:05 pm Reply

I feel like this sums up the latest season of American horror story.

Ryan Sage

Oct 10, 2019, 1:22 am Reply

There is something you should know, I’m actually a blubbery…


Blood Flow To The Penis

Oct 10, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

“BULLSHIT, that marriage is rock solid.”

Shay Ogun

Oct 10, 2019, 6:10 am Reply

the blue berry pie has a daughter…but why was the gun still @ the crime

Kyuzy PvP

Oct 10, 2019, 12:49 pm Reply

That marriage is rock solid


Oct 10, 2019, 6:01 pm Reply

By far my favorite key and peele skit. ???????

Kabier Tewatia

Oct 10, 2019, 7:50 pm Reply

Holy mother of God
Great creativity!!!!!!
Keep it up guys!!!!

Tayveon Washington

Oct 10, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

I swear, jordan peele can play as any race and look the part.

Jesus Abreu-Gil

Oct 10, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

Remember seeing the recommendations and thumbnail of this video back in 2013 weird memory.. weird to be here.


Oct 10, 2019, 3:27 am Reply

Not a sniper gun..thats a Break barrel .177 Airgun..when peele is down his gun is really out of ammo ..

Jason Hample

Oct 10, 2019, 5:03 am Reply


Subr Subrr

Oct 10, 2019, 9:07 am Reply

Writer: How much plot twist you want?
Director: Just fuck me up fam
Writer: Say no more


Oct 10, 2019, 1:50 pm Reply

That has got to be the most amazing scene if it were a movie


Oct 10, 2019, 2:26 pm Reply

“Ive been hitting that for 6 months” damnnnnn savagè ??


Oct 10, 2019, 2:26 pm Reply



Oct 10, 2019, 6:41 pm Reply

This is death note

Unbeilevable Games

Oct 10, 2019, 1:14 pm Reply

When me and my friends get an opportunity to make a movie

Hardeep Meena

Oct 10, 2019, 7:40 pm Reply

Wtf was that ??

Daisy Buchanan

Oct 10, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

That wad a ma zing !

O mojoda

Oct 10, 2019, 11:37 pm Reply

they put these sketches together on some epic blockbuster quality shit man


Oct 10, 2019, 4:40 am Reply

I can watch this all day.


Oct 10, 2019, 9:30 am Reply

That was law from vghs


Oct 10, 2019, 2:02 pm Reply



Oct 10, 2019, 4:08 pm Reply

what did i just witness

Navoii Gamer

Oct 10, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

Im a blueberry

Phuocvinh Luu

Oct 10, 2019, 4:23 pm Reply

4:11 Thực Ra Tao Là 1 Miếng Bánh

critical donut

Oct 10, 2019, 5:01 pm Reply

U mean the watermelon I stoled from ur fridge


Oct 10, 2019, 5:46 pm Reply

Whait iam confused as hell wich plan is crossing wich

chrissy russell

Oct 10, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Shut your mouth you dirty gun

chrissy russell

Oct 10, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

I’m not lying that was a good movie??

Ben Huston

Oct 10, 2019, 12:25 am Reply


Kushagra Baid

Oct 10, 2019, 1:20 pm Reply

Mexican standofff……bhenchod taco se maarunga

pewdi epie

Oct 10, 2019, 4:37 pm Reply

W. T. F

Evan Alexander

Oct 10, 2019, 5:09 pm Reply

When he became agent Blueberries Johnson, they missed the opportunity to make Jordan have a southern accent.

Evan Alexander

Oct 10, 2019, 5:09 pm Reply

When he became agent Blueberries Johnson, they missed the opportunity to make Jordan have a southern accent.


Oct 10, 2019, 9:36 pm Reply

This was the guy that made Get Out….

PTSD/STD T.V. Channel

Oct 10, 2019, 3:51 am Reply

Movies be like this tho

Account 1

Oct 10, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

L vs kira be like

Mahmuda Khatun

Oct 10, 2019, 8:05 am Reply


lucas arruda

Oct 10, 2019, 11:58 pm Reply

Kanata no Astra episode 9 in a nutshell

K Young

Oct 10, 2019, 11:07 am Reply

"shut your mouth you dirty gun!"??

NICK Dooper

Oct 10, 2019, 11:15 am Reply

Rocket jump
What a tf2 name


Oct 10, 2019, 2:56 am Reply

Did I just experience 16 plot twists in 7 plot twists that broke the 4th wall in a Mexican stand off that turned into another plot twist that in turn made 1 giant plot twist!?! I need a nap, a cup of tea and a trip to the psychologist.

The Dilettante

Oct 10, 2019, 6:58 am Reply


Mitch Dog spice

Oct 10, 2019, 11:24 am Reply



Oct 10, 2019, 6:34 pm Reply

Why was there blood coming off of blueberries Johnson when they all shot each other if he was wearing a bulletproof vest and wouldn’t his blood be blue?


Oct 10, 2019, 6:41 am Reply

Damn it finally came a time that i found something more complicated than my wife!
Dear god!

Dakota Jensen

Oct 10, 2019, 12:17 pm Reply

Still a better romance than twilight

Blessed Honey

Oct 10, 2019, 2:04 am Reply

soo confusing

Justin Damsker

Oct 10, 2019, 3:35 am Reply

Plot Twist: The blueberry pie actually was the gun with a mask on!


Oct 10, 2019, 2:26 pm Reply

I like how the cop brought a mug to sip on at the crime scene.


Oct 10, 2019, 3:55 pm Reply

A TV series after 12 seasons?????

gp g

Oct 10, 2019, 4:20 pm Reply

The chinese guy look exactly like other chinese guy of channel WONG FU production…

stephen finn

Oct 10, 2019, 6:46 pm Reply

The ones who disliked are the husband of the wife who got kidnapped


Oct 10, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply


Bosse Linder

Oct 10, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

This video: exists

Anime this season: "Hold my beer"

Edward Clarkson

Oct 10, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

This will never cease to be comedy gold.

Sharenya Unni Krishnan

Oct 10, 2019, 1:58 pm Reply

This is the same guy who directed the movie us oh lord

Bernard Bernabe

Oct 10, 2019, 10:28 pm Reply

This is like mission impossible movies.

Yuldyy Pvp???

Oct 10, 2019, 2:22 am Reply

4:02 it says training gun its a real gun but with no bullerts

Dake Jeren

Oct 10, 2019, 3:01 am Reply

shut your mouth you dirty gun

Bao Long Phua

Oct 10, 2019, 8:49 am Reply

Aizen, is that you?

Jay Lee

Oct 10, 2019, 10:36 am Reply

Me: I’ve seen that golden pistol before….

VGHS: No you haven’t

Me: Okay

Jakku! World Network

Oct 10, 2019, 2:00 pm Reply

This is a weird episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure…

Lu han VIP

Oct 10, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

I knew you knew all along

JL Playzz

Oct 10, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply


When the emoji movie gets a sequel 3:22


Oct 10, 2019, 3:19 am Reply

There’s one more thing you should know
“I’m actually a blueberry”

Knuckles Echidna

Oct 10, 2019, 2:18 am Reply

This is just an extended version of "no you"

Rafael Cabiling

Oct 10, 2019, 12:00 pm Reply

Oct 2019??

jerry koochie

Oct 10, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply

The two having a standoff while Keegan is just there in the corner laughing


Oct 10, 2019, 10:24 pm Reply

Why he look like a gta character

yanni psh

Oct 10, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

What the hell just happened?

Deborah Horton

Oct 10, 2019, 7:45 am Reply


Dome Lighto

Oct 10, 2019, 10:26 am Reply

Is it gonna be on netflix?

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