| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Magic Is Real, And It’s in This Apartment – Key & Peele


Oh, please don’t say
anything. Please just keep
it to yourself, whatever– [sneezes] Oh.
Thought you had an idea. I do. [bleep] – We need to make an app.
– Like, for a Smartphone? An app that all the people could download and then
we make millions. It’s just, that [bleep]’s hard
to come up with, man. It’s like catching lightning
in a bottle. I already got that. You got what? Lightning in a bottle. Really, what’s the idea? No, no idea. I got actual lightning
in a bottle. No, Levi. That’s just a phrase. I got that, dog. [static electricity buzzing] Lightning in a bottle.
Blip. That’s crazy, son.
Where’d you get that? Some old Chinese man
sold it to me years ago. I mean, that’s some
supernatural [bleep], man. Nah, man. All it does is this. Oh, [bleep]! Oh, the lightning! Oh! I got it.
[sniffs] But seriously, man. Would it be like an app
that reminds you when your favorite television
shows are on? No. It–we got to address this
crazy-ass bottle that you got. What bottle? [bleep], what bottle? The bottle with
the lightning in it. Are you still on that? Yes. How does it work? Cedric, I don’t know. It’s the classic lightning
in the bottle gag. Classic li– You just open it up– [shouting] [shrilly]
Oh! Oh! Lightning in the house!
Lightning in the room! Okay, you know what? – You shouldn’t have this.
– What? This [bleep]–this [bleep]
belongs to the military or something. But that app, though. No. We don’t need the app. You’ve got the goose
that laid the golden egg. How do you know about Honkers? [mysterious music] What?
This mother– [honk] Honkers. Get in on this app idea. [Honker honks]
– You like it? [Honkers honks]
– He likes it. Yep. He got a goddamn
golden egg. Honkers here is the cat’s
pajamas. [ominous music] No, please don’t. Don’t. I want to show you something. Whatever it is,
I don’t want to see it. – It’s relevant.
– I already know what it is. It ain’t what you think. Well, what I think it is
is a pair of cat’s pajamas. Yes. These are for Honkers
to wear. [bleep], what? The little neck in there. The neck– how you gonna fit his head
through this–with the– the orange pump [bleep]. [honks] I’m gonna have to ask you
to leave my house. Why? Because you disrespected
my roommate. Okay. Okay. It’s clear that this is
a crazy house. So I got to go. You over here talking
about geese and golden eggs and feline sleepwear. – [honk]
– Come on, man. Cedric. You need to get off
your high horse, man. Hey, I just thought of a name
for you. ♪ ♪ High horse. [neighing]

100 Comments

Tyler Bromma

Aug 8, 2019, 9:51 pm Reply

1:22 “N*gga what bottle?!” ? ?

Dorian Mcnab

Aug 8, 2019, 11:15 pm Reply

This had me ?????

Dorian Mcnab

Aug 8, 2019, 11:16 pm Reply

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Traveling With Alex

Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

Blippp

Razz

Aug 8, 2019, 12:49 am Reply

Lighting in a bottle I forgot about this

kevin Malone

Aug 8, 2019, 1:12 am Reply

Why do they change the title when they reupload

Space Androidz

Aug 8, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

Lol

Myst stories

Aug 8, 2019, 2:38 am Reply

Y the reupload?

Will Grello

Aug 8, 2019, 3:09 am Reply

Holyshit!?this was hilarious! I'm dying over here!

Remember Me

Aug 8, 2019, 3:22 am Reply

Damn… No more key and peele ;(

This were just re-uploads from.the past

GhaV jGRite (jeaHAvee)

Aug 8, 2019, 3:22 am Reply

I like to think in the background somewhere instead of butterflies on display has some bee's knees.

NOT Mushroom

Aug 8, 2019, 5:30 am Reply

Cause you disrespected my roommate lmao

D Clayton

Aug 8, 2019, 5:47 am Reply

Wonder how many blunts the High Horse had!? ??

Yirmi’Yah Yisrael

Aug 8, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

but that app though! ?

Keroub Emmanuel

Aug 8, 2019, 6:19 am Reply

why did they reupload this lol. And wasn't the video called "Lightning in a bottle"

monkey toucher

Aug 8, 2019, 7:51 am Reply

One of my fave skits

Impracticlejackasses

Aug 8, 2019, 11:27 am Reply

They reupload shit all the time like tf? Funny but seriously?

High Elf Archer

Aug 8, 2019, 1:11 pm Reply

But, thats a jar

Kairu W

Aug 8, 2019, 3:36 pm Reply

When your character in ck2 goes insane

Patrick Sutter

Aug 8, 2019, 4:34 pm Reply

When you get back from area 51.

DSWynne

Aug 8, 2019, 4:54 pm Reply

I guess you can always get weird crap from an old Chinese guy…

l EXTINCT l

Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

"THAT APP THO"

joe house

Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

Key and peele 2020 presidential independent vote. Click like to vote yes.

Insomniac Jamesy

Aug 8, 2019, 6:02 pm Reply

1:44 "LIGHTENING IN THE ROOM!" ???

Gerr Tosh

Aug 8, 2019, 7:00 pm Reply

What did Levi give to the old Chinese man to buy the "lightning in a bottle" from him? How did he get Honkers? Why does he need to come up with an app to make money yet he has a golden egg in his house? Is he a savant or are there restrictions as to what he can do with all his magic?
This whole sketch is a movie/series waiting to be made to answer all the questions around it!

Oh Yeah

Aug 8, 2019, 7:51 pm Reply

Why change the title?

Horace B

Aug 8, 2019, 8:05 pm Reply

Blip

Bogus Hype

Aug 8, 2019, 8:53 pm Reply

Everything these guys do is evergreen.

Anime Seraph ElswordUS

Aug 8, 2019, 8:57 pm Reply

Reupload? Lol

No-Mal

Aug 8, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

But for real tho……. what bottle? ?

Marco Spaulding

Aug 8, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply

This is why one is an acclaimed movie director and the other… Is still relevant

Sebastian P

Aug 8, 2019, 10:53 pm Reply

I can watch these guys all day long, seriously talented

Billivision Programming

Aug 8, 2019, 11:07 pm Reply

"gonna have to ask you to bounce because you disrespected my roommate"

Vagrant Slumber party

Aug 8, 2019, 11:19 pm Reply

Is Comedy Central just reposting old videos?

Rajiv Abbazi

Aug 8, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

That app tho lol

Ratedxjay Xx

Aug 8, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

????????

Cjkturtle

Aug 8, 2019, 1:32 am Reply

Took the old version and bleeped it.

CeeTruth

Aug 8, 2019, 1:34 am Reply

This is one of their best ?

CeeTruth

Aug 8, 2019, 1:37 am Reply

"You still on that?"

Future_ADZ

Aug 8, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

Everytime I watch another one am like "this one is my favorite"…..

Darn ?" you still on that"

max hammer

Aug 8, 2019, 1:57 am Reply

I got dat doe…lightning in a bottle

BLIP

Steelx X

Aug 8, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

It’s even funnier cuz the goose is a dud

Bwomp

Aug 8, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

I got dat doe

Zevac

Aug 8, 2019, 3:12 am Reply

It feels weird with all these censor bleeps now

Richard Chan

Aug 8, 2019, 4:16 am Reply

When you don't censor the N word in the other videos, but instead censor the word fuck in every video.

So Random

Aug 8, 2019, 6:06 am Reply

High horse ??

UzairIsmadi

Aug 8, 2019, 7:03 am Reply

But dat app though ?

shadowy wolf

Aug 8, 2019, 9:44 am Reply

More of this plz

TheReal DevFrm2nd

Aug 8, 2019, 1:09 pm Reply

“Imma have to ask you to leave my house”

qwerty683100

Aug 8, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

We – need – to make – a movie..
A horror movie, that all the people could watch, and then we make millions..
and win Oscar.

Alpha

Aug 8, 2019, 2:37 pm Reply

That horse look stoned asf

brjema1

Aug 8, 2019, 4:15 pm Reply

Fuck key and peele damn always hilarious

Dilly Mackey

Aug 8, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

Literally.

Lamb & Wolf

Aug 8, 2019, 5:06 pm Reply

Everyone here enjoying this great sketch and I’m here like fuck YouTube for censoring curse words, get on EVERYONES level YouTube

Young Blood

Aug 8, 2019, 5:15 pm Reply

These two need another stoner movie

Donald Chesser

Aug 8, 2019, 5:28 pm Reply

That's a jar bruhh

Vincent Gonzalez

Aug 8, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

looks like St Elmos fire
pretty cool

Nick Crow

Aug 8, 2019, 8:29 pm Reply

The way he says lightning in a bottle lmao

ladychristelbell

Aug 8, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

DEAD! ?????

Robert Lane

Aug 8, 2019, 9:03 pm Reply

Horses are real.

Grady McCleery

Aug 8, 2019, 9:14 pm Reply

Blip

Big Lance

Aug 8, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

"That's crazy, son. Where'd you get that?!"

August_NOT_September

Aug 8, 2019, 10:41 pm Reply

All of the buildup for that last bit. Gold

Tim Roberts

Aug 8, 2019, 11:35 pm Reply

Says he has lightning in a bottle

Pulls out a jar

Briar Mason

Aug 8, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

But that app, though.

G D I G O R

Aug 8, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

"its just the classic lightning in a bottle gag"

Marzouk Alam

Aug 8, 2019, 12:56 am Reply

"NIGGA WHAT BOTTLE" ???

POLY ROYAL

Aug 8, 2019, 1:00 am Reply

Whos changing these titles? What happened to Lightning in a bottle?

TheDeathwalker86

Aug 8, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

Who uses a metal pipe anymore.

AlphaChocolateTruffle

Aug 8, 2019, 2:48 am Reply

Easily my favorite skit

Throw communists out of helicopters

Aug 8, 2019, 3:20 am Reply

"Feline sleepwear"
LMAO

Cesar Vasquez

Aug 8, 2019, 3:47 am Reply

I'm trippin

oMa Dynasty

Aug 8, 2019, 5:27 am Reply

Why the change of titles?

ReptoidHumidian

Aug 8, 2019, 8:14 am Reply

This is the kind of shit that happens when you have two Cancers trying to have a convo

Shaun Barnard

Aug 8, 2019, 10:24 am Reply

This is an old clip, OG's will know

risekniツ Yt

Aug 8, 2019, 2:10 pm Reply

It triggers me cause its not a bottle it's a jar lol

blake des lauriers

Aug 8, 2019, 3:14 pm Reply

That’s a jar

Chi chan

Aug 8, 2019, 3:43 pm Reply

How you gonna fit his head through this–with the–orange pump sh*t

Lol?

Esaie Prince

Aug 8, 2019, 3:50 pm Reply

WHERE MY DOGS @??

Esaie Prince

Aug 8, 2019, 3:51 pm Reply

TIME FLIES,

Patrick Yang

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

but that app tho? . .

Adriana Rodriguez

Aug 8, 2019, 5:19 pm Reply

K: "You know what? You shouldn't have this! This shit belongs to the military or something."
J: "…But that app tho" 🙂

Larry Og

Aug 8, 2019, 5:25 pm Reply

Little did they know
his magic was 99

Rusty Shackleford

Aug 8, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply

How does it’s work ?!?!?

Ehhh sedrick I don’t know

Mr. L

Aug 8, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

We got our meal ticket.

I already have a million of those tickets in my sock drawer.

Walli Castle

Aug 8, 2019, 8:26 pm Reply

Why they changing these wack ass titles and censoring

Bryson Evans

Aug 8, 2019, 10:27 pm Reply

Just think you can change the names of the videos and trick me….. You can I'm tricked

Butchman2000

Aug 8, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

They're not funny. At all.

And I'm a bigger loser bc I apparently came here to comment on something instead of doing something with my life, lol.

Myrick313

Aug 8, 2019, 12:29 am Reply

That app tho. I died on tjat part ran it back like 10 times

Michelle Maier

Aug 8, 2019, 1:04 am Reply

Why does Jordan look and sound like my uncle Mike?? I gotta show him now ?

Poitama Tahurkorangi

Aug 8, 2019, 2:18 am Reply

THATS LIGHTNING IN A JAR

jeremy roberts

Aug 8, 2019, 2:53 am Reply

Key and peele are fucking geniuses man. It’s no wonder Jordan peele turned out to be so great at directing full length films.

Сергей Морозов

Aug 8, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

It’s a jar tho

Jay K

Aug 8, 2019, 10:15 am Reply

They be coming out with some funny shit.

Sentient Zealot XIII

Aug 8, 2019, 12:13 pm Reply

The Jar not bottle come on my guy…

2muchwhit1

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 pm Reply

The official key and peele channel
Where the n word is always censored

SithLord Beerus

Aug 8, 2019, 4:24 pm Reply

"I got it" lol

SithLord Beerus

Aug 8, 2019, 4:25 pm Reply

But that app tho

Josiah DePaso

Aug 8, 2019, 5:38 pm Reply

Ruined it at the end

Chili Dog

Aug 8, 2019, 7:54 pm Reply

Why did you rename the video and repost it?

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