| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

LOS PEORES ANUNCIOS DE PISOS


Hey Whats up guys? Everything good? Everything correct? And I’m so glad to hear it. Let’s see, is everything ready to be filmed The camera is always on the boarder with Rodolfo Just like that Sensuality high level *hehe* and a lil’ juuuuice Lots of people in my last video wrote things like: Hey this thing about the lil juices is all good and well ey, but where is a that good blunt to see what’s up. And it’s like “ey man, you may like blunts, but I like to give them, come get em.”
Don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce, please. Smoke my smile, accompanied with a nice little juice. Oh damn, the little top fell in. but before beginning this video, I’d like to ask for forgiveness from my audience, which I feel right here in my chest, for not having put up videos this week, but it’s like *breathes* Look, I’m not gunna lie to you like many people do, right? like “Well I have.. lots of projects right now.” If your project is touching your balls on the sofa, eh bitchass. It’s all a lie, it’s all a lie when they go: “No, I just have a lot of projects.” Yea project “Balls I have been and I am very addicted to this game, Forrnite Even though I am worse at it than an anal tumor, but a very strong one a quite sizable anus ..and the tumor as well. it’s a game i have love-hate right ? because i play and kill me at 20 second and I get angry and all “What..fuck shit” but i do another one, and I’m like that for a week It’s a vicious cycle, baby. I try to do it well but ey, I go up, I parachute myself, find a nice zone Ah, that one’s peaceful,shot me and when I get down to all host, because he shot me in a dive there’s already four machine guns pointed at me saying hello..welcome to …tomato town, take a souvenir : a shot to the throat I don’t understand people. 5 seconds since the game started and they they come with a bazooka. but but What the real fuck
(I shit in your ancestors) give me time to get a pistol let me die with some dignity don’t don’t kill me if I only have a hammer in my hand but whatever, it’s done. I won’t get into it further. Let’s start with today’s video make a video of me talking about my experience in the fornite in this game write it to me, please
*muak* looking at my channel and seeing what people have asked me to do, one of the things that most of you ask for is a new video commenting on ads for flats I have made a recompilation of ads for flats that are weird and strange surrealists and un pleasant, so let’s take a look Flat for sale in Madrid with 74 meters squared, three beds and 1 bath. with lots of light, light for the whole day with views of green zones that have tazzlllr I guess it’s “tal cual” (just like that) how it looks in photos well well well wait for the green zones and the light that shines “all day” views of Brick Town the flat is given just like what you see in the photos How are you going to give me the flat like this, for the love of Christ! How are you about to give me a flat with all of the windows blocked with BRICK…. but
but who lived here before who you didn’t even let see the street because you have the window blocked…Bin Laden or what? Flat in barcelona: It’s an old farm without appliances well communicated with an exclusive interior patio, ideal for kids to play in total privacy without bothering the neighbors look at the patio that in theory is ideal for kids to play in. but how is a kid going to play there, what are they going to play? “let’s see who will dies first from a disease?” from a disease Here a kid plays with a ball, and he falls getting a small cut on his leg and you have to amputate it from all the disease that got in there. If you buy this house and your kid has no friends and he doesn’t have anyone to play with Don’t worry, he can play football with Tetanus Old farm to be renovate, and that’s it…why give more explanations..no? why waste time here. oh and it’s fuck old no? this was at least the summer house of Beethoven. He went during the summer to compose That it’s old is really not so important, because the ad says it all, it isn’t fooling anyone. It’s old as balls but the next photos is one that impacts me. Well well well there is something there! call me crazy, but i look and see something but what is that? What is that creature? It’ looks like..like a man bent over a man like..he’s planting a pine tree..he’s shitting a little. My god..an old farm to renovate with Lucifer included in the price. No no no, look the bigger the image gets, it’s worse. I’m SCARED. Look for as long as Ihave lived I have seen lots of sketchy people, really dodgy but sketchy sketchies. But what you’re all about to see, I had never seen before in my fucking life Discreet flat for sale if you’d like to see it, here are some coordinates I don’t have a camera He puts his house for sale and he doesn’t have a camera so he puts down the coordinates of google maps of his flat so that people can see it…from the air the sketchiness in its extreme.. but careful, it doesn’t end here. If you take the coordinate and you put them into google maps, the following comes up. No, no! discreet it is, this house! because basically it’s in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean As for neighbors, you have 2 jellyfish and a crab.
Putting an ad up to sell your flat and putting the coordinate of the place instead of photos is already sketchy. And then.. if they’re wrong. You’re a half-wit, my god Look maybe he didn’t mess up and the guy lives on a rock no? in a bag of air in the middle of the ocean and he’s sharing the place with a goldfish and a hammerhead shark hey, maybe it’s alright to share a place with a jellyfish or Squidward, or some shrimp or anchovies…no problem. It’s just that later at the end of the year when you’re thinking of making dinner and you start to fry some shrimp..there’ll be some tension in the house Flat for rent in Santa Maria Port in good shape and complete with furniture the last tenants had to go because they had to work outside of the country and they left all of their furniture Well it’s cool normally when you rent a flat and you don’t have lots of bank, it’s cool that in the flat there are already pieces of furniture so that you can save some money but in this particular case, I’m either crazy or I only see one piece of shit sofa WHERE in the world is the furniture you say there is in the ad? Where? Oops, my god in the bedroom look how furnished it is! It’s completely equipped and there’s not even enough room to move about with the amount of furniture there is! It looks like Ikea. But WHY do they put things in ads that later are not so! Flat totally equipped, yeah my balls they’re totally equipped…if there’s only a shit sofa Opportunity in a good zone in Alicante. Next door, a general hospital, tram stop, parks grocery stores. To be renovated. Well here at least they’re being sincere and letting you know “to be renovated: The flat is a pieces of shit so you’ll have to tear it down to make it up again but the important thing here is the state of the flat that you’re about to see… To start, in the first photo it looks like there’s some guy fixing the washing machine and then I ask you the truth…because I’m now very curious Was there really no other moment in the entire day that this dude could take a photo? Is it seriously necessary to take a photo when this poor man here is fixing the washing machine?? But wait, there’s more. This flat is like a family album it’s like a party. In this photo, I guess this person wants to show us how the room looks, but there’s a woman there and it’s like… is it necessary that you’re there? Really. This isn’t Big Brother..the cameras do not have to see you please leave. And then there’s more people in the back..We can see the suit of the man of the real-estate agent it’s like…So who’s missing here? I’ve painted over the little kid’s face, it wasn’t them, but I did it like so that you can’t see the face of the kid, but it for them it doesn’t matter at all It appears that we’re only missing Grandma. Wait I will look for her because I’m sure she’s in some photo.. So said, so done I found Grandma here and this…I just ..there are things in life that I just don’t understand We’d like to see the photos of the flat, not of your family. Flat for sale in a great zone equipped with appliances in the two double bedrooms Views of a peaceful parking lot. I went to take a look at the flat in total tranquility and it’s not bad, it’s actually good.. Look at that terrace! It’s great but I don’t seem to find a kitchen Where is it? It’s just not there! The more i look it’s just not.. Oh wait a minute. What’s in that closet there? Yeah that one. Tada! A new concept in modern architecture of a kitchen in a closet..next to some shoes Honestly to have the kitchen inside of a closet…I’d rather just have one without a closet…it’s just embarassing inviting someone to eat at home and saying “oh I am going to make..”.and having to open a closet so that the other person says “Jesus man, what a fucking weird dude.
Renovated small house with one bedroom in the outskirts, absolute tranquility This living room isn’t the best, I shall not trick you, I go in there and I’d say “Watch out, if that chair could speak.. it would tell more than one story, ey” Well well, the bedroom is a supreme death. It has yellow strains that have to be pee on the walls Let’s see, I get it that there are people out there who have better or worse flats me, for example, I have lived all my life with my family in flats they’ve been small. Don’t think I came from a big condo, but fuck, even having to always live in a small flat we’ve always been careful with our rooms so they didn’t look like places to abduct people…express style Let’s take a look at this photo, for example. Fine, its a person who wants to sell the flat and it’s perfect Fuck, takes some photos that are more or less interesting, because this shit…who’s going to say “OH WOW, what a bedroom. It’s the prettiest one, honey. Let’s rent this flat.” Noooooo, this flat will say UY what a good flat–a serial killer In conclusion I have more flats to comment on but I think this is enough for today I hope that you have laughed with this video and if you liked it and form here you’d like me to make an other one leave a ‘like’ because material…I assure you I have. And so don’t lose our usual custom.. before going, I have to comment on a small thing a few weeks ago, the people from flooxer offered me to go on a trip where I wanted and make two videos for them to me it seemed like a good idea, since I could choose the destination Romania! Most people when they are offered a place to go to they say NY, LA, or Tokyo or something like that. So I wanted to be a little different and say Romania..I’m not sure why but I liked the idea So I went there and made 2 videos…not looking for iPhones or stupid stuff like that, two vidoes really living in Romanian culture the first one we have added and I will leave the description here for you. I would you to see me there and tell me what you think about these types of videos. I’m a newbie in these types of videos…I’m not accustomed ..but I think that this being my first time, it went well. Alright, we’ll see each other in the next video. Auronplay dale dalee al play
(Auronplay click that play) It’s a game I have love-hate relationship with. No? because I play and they kill me 20 seconds in

100 Comments

el leon senpai

Jul 7, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

El dijo fumate mi sonrisa entonces le tome factura de pantalla la imprimi le metí fuego en la punta y me lo fume

Egzod evOke

Jul 7, 2019, 4:19 am Reply

Hola dios auron saludos desde México eres el puto amo crack enserio sigue tomando juguitos eres el mejor !!!!!!!?

Tortamina Juegos shidos

Jul 7, 2019, 2:27 pm Reply

Zumito

ire Peris lara

Jul 7, 2019, 4:08 pm Reply

Youtube recomendándome esto ahora :v

AlFame_

Jul 7, 2019, 5:54 pm Reply

Habla de tu experiencia en Fortnite

tequiness061

Jul 7, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Con lo del fortnite no me he podido reír MÁS. Madre mía qué partida de culo…

Neit568 Emmanuel

Jul 7, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

Yo por ahí no pasó :v

armando arias

Jul 7, 2019, 2:26 am Reply

Ejale Auron!!

Detox02111993

Jul 7, 2019, 8:23 am Reply

Zona muy buena de Alicante…y es una barriada marginal…

J R

Jul 7, 2019, 8:33 pm Reply

JajJajajajajajaj????

J R

Jul 7, 2019, 8:36 pm Reply

TENGO MIEDO!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Lucia_ Kawaii5

Jul 7, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

La casa del 9.30 era una de las casas que fui de vacaciones :"v

ignacio h

Jul 7, 2019, 3:09 am Reply

El piso de las cordenadas lo arrienda la sirenita

Dhoryan Villegas

Jul 7, 2019, 4:57 am Reply

Nha que fastidio

Josa Mur Carrera

Jul 7, 2019, 1:18 pm Reply

fortnite

LoL A

Jul 7, 2019, 2:19 pm Reply

4:46 patricio estrella

Orlando Perez

Jul 7, 2019, 2:37 pm Reply

2020 mas video de pizo

Guillermo Leroy

Jul 7, 2019, 3:27 pm Reply

Yo siempre voy a tomar zumitos NUNCA PORROS

Xyxuxi _Real

Jul 7, 2019, 8:08 pm Reply

5:03 best memazo

POLLO FU

Jul 7, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

hola xdxd para que comento si no se que comentar :V

alejandra gonzalez

Jul 7, 2019, 12:01 am Reply

Kitchinet es la cocina en armario. Lastima no haberte conocido en estas fechas

Jesus Hernandez

Jul 7, 2019, 4:45 am Reply

Mejor juega fre fire :v

ElmasdaYT

Jul 7, 2019, 5:21 am Reply

Dice auronplay que el de la ventana en el minuto 5:00 parese un hombre cagando y yo que estoy cagando?

carlos alejandro

Jul 7, 2019, 9:56 am Reply

La ostia ese men con sus videos

nickkk366 garcia

Jul 7, 2019, 1:35 pm Reply

Los muertos quien lo leea

Giovany Balaguer

Jul 7, 2019, 6:16 pm Reply

Has un video de fornite

Samuel Giraldo

Jul 7, 2019, 7:58 pm Reply

minuto 9:33 porque hay un niño al lado de la lavadora????? (saco naranja y pelo negro)

like para que auron lo vea

skate directos

Jul 7, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply

Like si te reiste

Michel Ramos

Jul 7, 2019, 10:45 pm Reply

AuronPlay te pasaste….todas las fotos que pones de las supuestas casas son de pisos.com, mas cuidadito con eso que te considero un tio serio en tus videos

Dona Jim

Aug 8, 2019, 8:01 am Reply

Del golpe movio la camara jajaja 10:50

Almu Armendáriz

Aug 8, 2019, 9:42 am Reply

quiero que cuentes tu experiencia en fortnite!

Fran Evang

Aug 8, 2019, 12:36 pm Reply

Me encanta como dice fortnite

richard ruales

Aug 8, 2019, 6:33 pm Reply

Tengo miedo

Diego Tarqui

Aug 8, 2019, 6:45 pm Reply

Comenta un vídeo de ronal ramos

Familia Ayala Hinojosa

Aug 8, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Like si quieres que auronplay aga directos de fortnite

Familia Ayala Hinojosa

Aug 8, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Like si quieres que auronplay aga directos de fortnite

Mauricio Alvarado

Aug 8, 2019, 9:08 pm Reply

Ala vato, la neta me hiciste reír, que raro que me pase

CIKA BLYAT

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

Existe el mar atlantico ?

Juan Jose Gomez Aguilar

Aug 8, 2019, 1:30 pm Reply

que pisos mas feos????

Tunombre T

Aug 8, 2019, 11:59 pm Reply

soy yo o auron no sta
mejorando nada en el fortnite incluso en el 2019?

Tunombre T

Aug 8, 2019, 11:59 pm Reply

pero con respeto

Nicolás Viñabal

Aug 8, 2019, 3:50 am Reply

? ? ? Mori de risa ? ? ?

Soldier of the Game

Aug 8, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

Sube un video de jugando fornite

Soldier of the Game

Aug 8, 2019, 12:20 am Reply

Jajaja la cocina esta en el armario

Cristian Tiliuta Lemos

Aug 8, 2019, 3:18 pm Reply

AuronPlay es la persona más divertida y educada es nuestro profesor.

Melina Larrañaga

Aug 8, 2019, 4:13 pm Reply

En 2050 se acabara el mundo|Onu

Juani Hernandez

Aug 8, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

3:20 jajaja Auron eso lo hacen para que no entren los ocupa

Francisco Utrera

Aug 8, 2019, 12:18 am Reply

No fumeis la lechuga del Diábolo

Francisco Utrera

Aug 8, 2019, 12:22 am Reply

¡¡¡Teengooomiieedoo!!!

Miguel Mompen Llorens

Aug 8, 2019, 10:38 am Reply

5:47 Mar atlantico y cangrellos enmedio del Atlántico XD

Freddy Roldan Rivero

Aug 8, 2019, 10:40 am Reply

Raul perdoname pero yo amo la cocina en el armario – es el factor wtf de la cosa!

gatoman 2007

Aug 8, 2019, 11:55 pm Reply

0:52 pensé que dijo culo

Alejandro Rivera

Aug 8, 2019, 4:26 pm Reply

Agosto 2019 acá, si

burrito team sauseda

Aug 8, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

Jaja Juméx

burrito team sauseda

Aug 8, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

Soy XxXBerenjenaXxX

burrito team sauseda

Aug 8, 2019, 8:42 pm Reply

Jaja la del armario-cocina me gusta

Miguel Silva

Aug 8, 2019, 12:47 am Reply

para jugar, jugar al Ebola
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Facu Snipe

Aug 8, 2019, 9:28 am Reply

JAJjaj amo cuando haces la cara de gilipollas con el zumito jajaj

Amin Florian meddahi

Aug 8, 2019, 7:55 pm Reply

Yo soi de timisuara

Alejandro Ruiz arias

Aug 8, 2019, 8:24 pm Reply

Tengo miedooooóoooóooooooooo

Xpepogamer Yt

Aug 8, 2019, 12:36 pm Reply

No fumes porros fúmate este baile nene

La Zona Gorra

Aug 8, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

comentario nivel 1 millón : Finca antigua a reformar con lucifer incluido en el precio

Wilson Paz

Aug 8, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

Auron sube fortnite

Aníbal52

Aug 8, 2019, 1:04 pm Reply

lo de la cocina estaba decente,wey.

Maria Daza

Aug 8, 2019, 4:10 pm Reply

Auron I ❤

diego espinoza

Aug 8, 2019, 12:06 pm Reply

Has la segunda parte porfavor me he reído muchísimo xD

Leo Martinez

Aug 8, 2019, 5:27 pm Reply

La lechuga del diablo :v

Alex Parra Fernandez

Aug 8, 2019, 5:56 pm Reply

8:45 yo creo q estaba mucho peor

Cruz Covarrubias

Aug 8, 2019, 6:27 pm Reply

Tío que me echado unas risas

Lana Autumn

Aug 8, 2019, 7:13 pm Reply

Zumitos ?

CINCO VERDADES

Aug 8, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

estuvo buenísimo me sacó carcajadas…… por que tambien estoy buscando un piso y me salen con lo mismo o peores cosas

Lorenzo Garcia

Aug 8, 2019, 7:38 am Reply

Joder tio, eres el puto amo!!

nacor abenza aumatell

Aug 8, 2019, 5:13 pm Reply

#zumitos=D

oxoxo

Aug 8, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

hey auron calmate un sumito >w</°

Fede Koubae

Aug 8, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

where are u from?

Minerva Penn

Aug 8, 2019, 1:16 pm Reply

La lechuga del diablo

Felipe Cortes

Aug 8, 2019, 3:15 pm Reply

Siii…videeeoooooo de fornite

JStechnology

Aug 8, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply

10:51 todo cabreado???

mr.cool diversiooooon!

Aug 8, 2019, 8:42 pm Reply

Lake si viste la cámara moverse cuando auron golpeó la mesa

Amparo Gonzalez Gonzalez Lerma

Aug 8, 2019, 8:44 am Reply

Eres el puto amo

Paula Martinez

Aug 8, 2019, 9:28 am Reply

Alguien 2019?

Estefania Veslasques hernandez

Aug 8, 2019, 6:51 pm Reply

T quedó bien el vídeo del Romania

JUANCRACK 23

Aug 8, 2019, 4:11 am Reply

Fortnite apesta me cai gordo

Dani Sp

Aug 8, 2019, 10:32 am Reply

En 5:46 dice q está en el mar atlántico

Cristina Leiva

Aug 8, 2019, 1:15 am Reply

Me asusté mucho cuando dijo el saludo!!!!

Martina Robol

Aug 8, 2019, 2:07 am Reply

QUE BUEN VIDEOOO, como me reí LPM

the gamer x

Aug 8, 2019, 4:37 am Reply

Like si no te diste cuenta que cuando puso lo google maps el costado de ese pais parece una cara xD (5:43)

Natalia Vanesa Garagoli

Aug 8, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

No es por nada pero me hago caca

p o

Aug 8, 2019, 10:43 pm Reply

Yo en la ventana veo una ventana rota we , no veo nada, 2019

Thefastcrack 05

Aug 8, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

0:46 a mi también me pasa??
Porros no zumitos sii

IEsteban 186

Aug 8, 2019, 12:09 pm Reply

9:30 Nomas sacad las puertas del armario y ya esta :v

Romy Gomez

Aug 8, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

Jajajajja sensualidad ""0000,0"

teacher ichi

Aug 8, 2019, 2:12 am Reply

Auron reacciona a emer tuve

Mariela López

Aug 8, 2019, 5:30 am Reply

TENGO MIIIIEEEDOOOO…. ya me animaba :v

Milagros VargG

Aug 8, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply

ya debes subir video nuevo ps Grrr

Yair Luna

Aug 8, 2019, 11:04 pm Reply

Minuto 0:39 donde quedo "ES LA MECA DE LA IRREVERENCIA"

Jimmy Yeah

Aug 8, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

7:10 Es minimalista XD

Fake_mario

Aug 8, 2019, 1:19 am Reply

Lo del fornite tiene q ser la polla auron

MoMo Nya

Aug 8, 2019, 2:43 am Reply

Yo aquí en el 2019 queriendo ver un video de Auron hablando del fortnite :v ?

abrahan meza

Aug 8, 2019, 3:05 am Reply

porrazos no fumitos si

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