| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Key & Peele – Shady Landlord


– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD!
[pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING?
YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP
ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY.
– YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE,
YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL SETTLING IN?
– YEAH. WE’VE BEEN LIVING HERE
A YEAR AND A HALF, SO WE HAVE. – SO, UH, HOW ARE THESE
CUPBOARDS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? MAN, NOBODY IN HERE… BESIDES YOUR STUFF,
WHICH LOOKS GOOD. – THANK YOU. – COMPLETELY UNRELATED– HAVE Y’ALL SEEN A 4’11” DUDE
WITH A PURPLE BEARD UP IN HERE? – NO. NO. NO, NO ONE’S IN HERE… PROBABLY BECAUSE WE LOCK
THE DOOR. – OH, HE GOT THE BODY
LIKE A RAT. HE CAN JUST SQUEEZE
THROUGH THE VENTS. – YEAH. SO YOU THINK SOMEBODY’S HIDING
IN MY APARTMENT? – NO. I TOLD YOU– IT’S JUST A SOCIAL CALL. I MEAN, WHY WOULD GERALD BE
IN HERE, ANYWAY? – GERALD. THERE IS A MAN
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD IN MY APARTMENT? – HELL, NO! WHY?
DID YOU SEE HIM? HE ABOUT 4’9″,
GOT A PURPLE BEARD. – YEAH. – HEY, BABY–
– [screams maniacally] – [screams]
– UGH! THIS IS–AGH! [grunts] OH.
[laughs] HEY, BABY GIRL. YOU AIN’T GERALD.
[snickers] OH, BY THE BY, HAVE YOU SEEN
A 4’5″ PURPLE BEARD? – BABY… – DEVON, WHAT’S GOING ON? – OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH ALL Y’ALL. THERE IS A 4’3″ [bleep]
WITH A PURPLE BEARD NAMED GERALD SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING. – WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING
SMALLER EVERY TIME YOU MENTION HIM? – SERIOUSLY? ‘CAUSE I DIDN’T WANT
TO ALARM Y’ALL. HE IS DISTURBINGLY SMALL,
REALLY. HE A GOOD GUY. HE SMOKE ROCK, THOUGH. I MEAN, HE’LL DO ANYTHING
TO GET MONEY FOR CRACK. ANYTHING. – OKAY. – I MEAN ANYTHING. – I GET IT. – HE WILL MURDER YOU. – WELL, WE CERTAINLY HOPE
YOU FIND HIM. – OH, I’M GONNA FIND HIM. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, ‘CAUSE I’M GONNA LOOK LOW, AND THEN
I’M GONNA LOOK HIGH. [grunting] – [screams] [both screaming] – GERALD,
YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE,
Y’ALL. GERALD, WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, YOU GONNA BE 2’3″!

100 Comments

Pokenopoly

Jul 7, 2019, 1:54 pm Reply

How do they even come up with these skits?

CancerExl

Jul 7, 2019, 5:46 pm Reply

I've had a few nights like this on mushrooms and acid…. Even crazier nights on Coke and alcohol and some of my prostitutes when I was pimping… Trust me and this isn't for likes it's ?% facts

こんにちは

Jul 7, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

That’s a big ass apartment

Dark Side

Jul 7, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

Asian chick with a black guy such a stereotype.

SHARK ATTACK

Jul 7, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

He should go back to hardcore pawn

bert fromarketin

Jul 7, 2019, 1:43 am Reply

Lol

THE Mudbuttkilla 3000

Jul 7, 2019, 5:17 am Reply

Gerald look like a mini me version of Tech 9ine.

こまつクリス

Jul 7, 2019, 2:10 pm Reply

Fucing hilarious

Nitro Zephier

Jul 7, 2019, 4:55 pm Reply

"I'm a cut you with my sword cane!"

Whyinem

Jul 7, 2019, 6:14 pm Reply

Gerald!!!!

blacklitewatts60

Jul 7, 2019, 1:47 am Reply

2019 Im still watching this xD

Blamer Blaze

Jul 7, 2019, 5:17 am Reply

Devon look like that type of guy you could smell his cologne from a mile away

kyle eaton

Jul 7, 2019, 1:07 pm Reply

I bet someone could take all the skits, cut them together and make a chronological story out of them that makes sense 🙂

Bryan Ganz

Jul 7, 2019, 1:23 pm Reply

It would have been funny if the little guy punched someone in the nuts

Josh

Jul 7, 2019, 3:29 pm Reply

based landlord

Joel M

Jul 7, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

How did the little man not die?

buzz McDonnell

Jul 7, 2019, 10:47 pm Reply

…he smoke rock tho

Chris Douglas

Jul 7, 2019, 2:45 am Reply

These two are pure comic genius !

Oh and That silk track suit is actually kinda fly tho…Their costume guys are on point

gisellegabs

Jul 7, 2019, 5:44 am Reply

Who walks around with a musketeer sword

Syahid Samad

Jul 7, 2019, 7:56 am Reply

What is her name?

MOBROOKS

Jul 7, 2019, 8:09 am Reply

Yeah but can we talk about Devaughn’s clean ass Finger Wave?!?
Hahahaha

MangraVy_xx

Jul 7, 2019, 4:04 pm Reply

GERALD YOU TINY LIL BITCH

Natural2BMii

Jul 7, 2019, 5:21 pm Reply

?????

Turco949

Jul 7, 2019, 5:41 pm Reply

WTF just happened?!

J Gatson.X

Jul 7, 2019, 6:57 pm Reply

That little person is in trapped in the closet

luciano Linhares

Jul 7, 2019, 10:17 pm Reply

Dude this is the best so far… OMG

Amber Chapman

Jul 7, 2019, 1:05 am Reply

Really wish they had the first one….. "just my nephew Craig"…

bajansixfooter

Jul 7, 2019, 2:52 pm Reply

That's me when I check on my tenants lol. Just saying hello – just snooping around lol

Kono Dutch

Jul 7, 2019, 5:05 am Reply

Ahhhhaa you in here you little motherf*cker???

Raging Phoenix

Jul 7, 2019, 8:57 am Reply

I didn't get this. Can anyone explain?

McPyro

Jul 7, 2019, 10:38 pm Reply

This is the guy who kept the girlfriend from moving

Kitaela Kalima

Jul 7, 2019, 6:15 pm Reply

The clip I thought he was gonna be a granny in this skit ???

Asiaisreal

Jul 7, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

Knew he would pop out??

Red dlL

Jul 7, 2019, 11:29 pm Reply

"Sorry for the inconvinience y'all."
It is so good!

Mckenna Riley

Jul 7, 2019, 1:44 am Reply

Lmao the height changed 4,11 to 4,9 to 4,5

Waka Chavez

Jul 7, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

These dudes funny as fuck!

X_Sparked_ X

Jul 7, 2019, 3:34 am Reply

You guys can literally play anyone ?

Official Chicken

Jul 7, 2019, 5:28 am Reply

this had me ded lmao

Subscribe to me and I will subscribe back

Jul 7, 2019, 6:16 am Reply

Best comedy duos:
Conan and bill bur
Key and peels
Danny Gonzales and drew golden
Abbot and Costello

Alexis Marcané

Jul 7, 2019, 3:12 pm Reply

Please, please, somebody tell me that short guy is not cuban actor José Tellez

Ashlyn Chevalier

Jul 7, 2019, 7:35 pm Reply

1:32 ????????????

Mario & Luigi

Jul 7, 2019, 10:18 pm Reply

Gerald you tiny little bitch!!!
Sorry for the inconvenience y'all.
???

Rick Worthington

Aug 8, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

a 4 foot 9 man named Gerald with a purple beard have you seen him …LOL

Sang Woo

Aug 8, 2019, 5:24 am Reply

Literally my tall friends when I piss them off “WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS IN YOU,YOU’RE GONNA BE 2’3!”

Kulu D.

Aug 8, 2019, 5:47 am Reply

"Sorry for the inconvenience y'all"

OutLawTV

Aug 8, 2019, 7:23 am Reply

He lost height like 5 times ??

BlackSkullArmor

Aug 8, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

I just noticed that Peele rolled his eyes the moment he realized who it was. Did other past visits yield the same strange happenings? ?

Bob Sacamano

Aug 8, 2019, 1:24 pm Reply

He sticks to odd numbered inches, but he skipped right over 7"

JOKER Wayne

Aug 8, 2019, 2:16 pm Reply

2:25 haha the way shes trying to hide that smile or laughter is so cute

BILL GATES

Aug 8, 2019, 2:59 pm Reply

Gonna need a name for the girl. Damn she's gorgeous.

Earon DiAnna

Aug 8, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

Minus this hair this is my fucking super. The fact that there is a small person always at his apartment and I am sure they do drugs together makes this hilarious.

Panda Bear

Aug 8, 2019, 6:52 pm Reply

Hahaha he found him

Chosen AriesGirl

Aug 8, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

"Sorry for the inconvenience y'all" ?

Andrea Jane

Aug 8, 2019, 4:40 am Reply

Lmao when I’m finished with u Gerald u gon’ be 2’3 ????

Bogdan Orlovskiy

Aug 8, 2019, 9:16 am Reply

This shit gave me anxiety

Al Goodie

Aug 8, 2019, 4:31 pm Reply

lol

Randall Petroelje

Aug 8, 2019, 1:57 pm Reply

Totally love you guys!??I’m watching the show from now on!!! I laughed till I cried and just pissed myself ???

TheCandel34

Aug 8, 2019, 2:21 pm Reply

Kind of reminds me of a dave chappel joke

some thingnice

Aug 8, 2019, 5:30 pm Reply

Piano music starts playing 2:38

WHITE LION

Aug 8, 2019, 6:59 pm Reply

Shady?
??????????????

Abraham Walker

Aug 8, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

He got the body of a rat.

Abraham Walker

Aug 8, 2019, 7:05 pm Reply

Am I the only person not surprised to see his girlfriend is not black?

Ben Schehr

Aug 8, 2019, 5:09 pm Reply

I thought the tenants smoked crack at the end of this sketch? Is that a different one?

Basil In the Forest

Aug 8, 2019, 12:38 am Reply

Iconic though,even the half Jerry Curl and finger wave moment. Reminds me of cosmetology school.

Dannetta

Aug 8, 2019, 5:19 am Reply

Keegan's shirt is fire af

HedgeOwl Invest

Aug 8, 2019, 5:26 am Reply

That’s a good landlord lol

Cornbread596

Aug 8, 2019, 1:44 pm Reply

“Oh, Hey baby girl you ain’t gerald, skkssksks”

Cornbread596

Aug 8, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

“Gerald when I get my hands on you you gonna 2 foot 3” had me dyin

Peter Omalley

Aug 8, 2019, 2:37 pm Reply

"I dont wanna disturb yall,,,, but he is disturbingly small" ? ?

Robert Stevenson Jr

Aug 8, 2019, 5:01 pm Reply

Tf is going on peele..

Joe Todd

Aug 8, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply

excellent

RANDOM KNIGHT!!

Aug 8, 2019, 10:37 pm Reply

When your the background character in someone else’s story

Windy3s

Aug 8, 2019, 12:24 am Reply

Omg ? ?

John BenjaminHelgenberger

Aug 8, 2019, 10:31 am Reply

2019?

Sameer Verma

Aug 8, 2019, 11:41 am Reply

They must do a film together.. could be Tropic Thunder 2 ?

Jonathan

Aug 8, 2019, 2:41 pm Reply

"Gerald when I get my hands on you, you gonna be two foot three!"

That was a very big jump from the previous number.

Isaac Beebe

Aug 8, 2019, 8:29 pm Reply

Wish snoop dogg was my landlord

jezuzfreek777

Aug 8, 2019, 3:45 am Reply

It is nice to see Kevin hart got a role on Key and Peele.

Zachary Larsen

Aug 8, 2019, 7:06 pm Reply

GERALD YOU TINY LITTLE BITCH!!!

Omerbrooklyn87

Aug 8, 2019, 3:13 am Reply

4”11 4”9 4”3

CognizantCheddar

Aug 8, 2019, 3:53 am Reply

2:37 You can see the purple beard reflected in Devon's glasses! Hah. Because I noticed that, I actually wasn't surprised when he started stabbing at the ceiling a few seconds later.

x96942yuMADbruh

Aug 8, 2019, 6:10 am Reply

Quote of the day

Was originally 4 foot nine

“ when I get my hands on you, you gonna se 2 foot three” ?

Senrence Shakespeare

Aug 8, 2019, 7:03 am Reply

Ew

Dead End

Aug 8, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply

That hairstyle, I cant

Burak Uzun

Aug 8, 2019, 4:45 pm Reply

it's not 4'3 nigga, it's 4'3 midget nigga

Boom Glglgl

Aug 8, 2019, 4:55 pm Reply

Rofl…unexpected outcome. ?

PARADOXx

Aug 8, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

I MEAN ANYTHANG

PARADOXx

Aug 8, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

Kevin Hart is that you

qwerty683100

Aug 8, 2019, 9:48 am Reply

– Checking every nook and cranny of the apartment
– Eliminating any threats to the tenants
– Apologizing for inconvenience caused
– Weird hairdo with infantry sword

If you ask me, those are all the signs of a good landlord right there.

Alien Z

Aug 8, 2019, 4:52 pm Reply

I died at the end. ?

SMAKS EM SILLIFIED

Aug 8, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

Landlord looks like a black Riff Raff. Lmao

Muiz Awang

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 am Reply

‘Sorry for the inconvenience Ya’ll’ ???

Luffy Byrd

Aug 8, 2019, 4:58 am Reply

The people who disliked this was landlords

Diabla Sophia

Aug 8, 2019, 3:17 pm Reply

When he fell out the ceiling and jumped up and screamed ?

Wayne Wilson

Aug 8, 2019, 8:30 pm Reply

Gerald you tiny little bitch!….

Elmnopen

Aug 8, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

Watching this again a long time later when I Know How It Ends but watching it from the beginning, a different experience LOL. As crazy as the landlord looks, this makes him look really smart

tykel graham

Aug 8, 2019, 3:58 am Reply

No one's talkin bout Devon's Jerry curl with finger waves???

Edward.

Aug 8, 2019, 5:55 am Reply

"There is a 4'3" N*gga in this buildin' somehere"

KingCookie 30733

Aug 8, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply

1:44 That laugh.

jjmBisoy

Aug 8, 2019, 12:48 am Reply

Can someone tell me the name of that Asian girl??? ???

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