| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored


– WELCOME TO
PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED?
A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN.
– QUEEN, OH. WE GOT A BIG SEL–
– AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. – ALL RIGHT. – SHIT GETS KIND OF CRAZY
IN MY ROOM. – OH, OKAY.
[laughs] I GOT YOU, BROTHER.
[laughs] I GOT YOU. WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS
WE GOT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE AND, UH…DURABLE. – DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? – NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO AHEAD. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE’S
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON– – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH!
YEAH! NO, IT’S TOO HARD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? – UM… OF COURSE. THIS–THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM,
NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. IT’S ON SALE, TOO,
TODAY, AT $1,200. – CAN I TRY IT? – SURE. – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting] WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunts] IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. – OKAY.
NO, IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY. I AIN’T GONNA LIE TO YOU. BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. UM… THIS A GREAT MEMORY
FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. IT’S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND– – CAN I TRY IT OUT? – RIGHT.
RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. – YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. – YEAH.
OH, YEAH. – COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. AYE! AYE!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! “YES!
SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!” – YEAH, MAN, RIGHT.
[laughs] YEAH, MAN.
UM… SEX HAPPENS. – YIP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! OH!
OH, HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
HERE IT COMES! HOO-AH! YUP, THAT’S THE ONE. I’LL TAKE IT.
– OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting]
– AYE, PAPI! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [glass breaks]
– SI, PAPI! – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”!

100 Comments

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Jan 1, 2019, 8:14 pm Reply

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Malicious Yew44

Jul 7, 2019, 5:48 pm Reply

Not gonna lie, they had us at the beginning there

j c

Jul 7, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

Where can i buy key's outfit?

el creep

Jul 7, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

I GOT THAT GOOD D

rabbit rb

Jul 7, 2019, 6:13 am Reply

looks like an asian actor

Huy Lê

Jul 7, 2019, 8:16 am Reply

Youtube recommended me Key & Peele videos and I can’t stop it since. IT HAS BEEN 5 HOURS

Ben Dykes Art

Jul 7, 2019, 10:01 am Reply

The ending always gets me.

DOA VENOM burrah

Jul 7, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

Hahaha it's not for him haha

SDK SoSaOnO

Jul 7, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

yo did he just dap him up with his finger lmfao

Thanos’ wife Akima

Jul 7, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

His dad sent him to go get a new mattress when he wrecked the one they had, that’s why he used that method because the mattress was for them.

Kieran Dean

Jul 7, 2019, 3:53 pm Reply

They had me in the first part not gonna lie

Easily Jay

Jul 7, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

I feel so bad for the man at the end ???

twisted1800

Aug 8, 2019, 12:43 am Reply

01:10 When he says " Ummmm" I lost it! lmao

Franxxisco VF

Aug 8, 2019, 1:27 am Reply

AGADA GU D!!

Antonio Rosado

Aug 8, 2019, 3:32 pm Reply

I honestly didn’t get the ending can someone explain ??

Michael Jackson

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 pm Reply

Lmao..he was doing that on the beds so he could see which one would be sturdy enough to not move in that situation where his neighbor is fucking.

My man just wants to sleep good.

Crazy Rich Wu Mao

Aug 8, 2019, 11:15 pm Reply

my mom walked in my room as the customer busted out who got that good deed. she asked if i'm gay.

Neil Johnson

Aug 8, 2019, 12:20 pm Reply

"Let me ring it up!" Runs to the till. ???

Craig Anderson

Aug 8, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

well the ending was unexpected, even though it shouldn't have been

Ariel Tran

Aug 8, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

did they….voice the people having sex? hahahaha
this is gold!

Carlo Pannone

Aug 8, 2019, 8:54 pm Reply

2:43 ?????

Jonathan Crayford Author

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

2.8k people dont got that good D.

Orange acid

Aug 8, 2019, 12:03 am Reply

That's the best ending to enything I've ever seen

Orange acid

Aug 8, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

This is the best key and peele skit, I've ever seen

Lazyjulio 20

Aug 8, 2019, 12:53 am Reply

The end made me feel bad for him

Anik Khandokar

Aug 8, 2019, 10:57 am Reply

What the fuck was that???

Imaru Lewis

Aug 8, 2019, 5:01 pm Reply

That cinematography tho.

Chandler Grant

Aug 8, 2019, 6:15 pm Reply

Holy shit, Peele is absolutely brilliant.

TerminalCarrion

Aug 8, 2019, 7:00 pm Reply

Who’s spends a grand on a mattress? Damn

SMG.R.E.W.P

Aug 8, 2019, 7:04 pm Reply

Now that was funny. Lol.

StaticNara

Aug 8, 2019, 1:13 am Reply

Aiiiiiiiiii papiiiii ???

Dillon Fechter

Aug 8, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

:/

Eric ORourke

Aug 8, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

I fucking miss them

Tyrique Daniel

Aug 8, 2019, 11:17 pm Reply

What on the entire fuck

Ubong Udoh

Aug 8, 2019, 12:36 am Reply

Plot twist is usual suspect meets 6th sense

Ethan Sumner

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 am Reply

This will forever be my favorite key and peele skit

badervevo

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

That moment when you can’t escape the key and peele wormhole

Exoid

Aug 8, 2019, 8:56 am Reply

2:14 w when that weird kid makes a joke

that boi

Aug 8, 2019, 10:10 am Reply

You shall die if your play speed is 0.5

Cancer Main

Aug 8, 2019, 11:23 am Reply

All yall trippin thats obviously his parents

In Full Bloom

Aug 8, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

That was so funny!
Here is a real story. I had a 50+ y old lady came shopping for a mattress. She would crawl onto the bed, when I asked her why she did not reply and left. She went to my friend's store and did the same thing. But she explained to him why. She wanted to make sure the bed is firm enough for "who has the good deed" because she and her husband were getting old and her knees would hurt.
Joke on the side, if you live in the US, try to remember that mattresses are marked up way too high. You can always bring the price down 60%. Even if its a sale or no. Just ask and keep on asking. The salesmen will break eventually. Also, mattresses that were in the showroom are usually better quality than in the factory. Why? Because they have to be in perfect condition because customers will test them.

Ben Harrison

Aug 8, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

SEX HAPPENS.

Ethan Taylor

Aug 8, 2019, 7:37 am Reply

the end is every kids night

APM

Aug 8, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

Peele looks like a fat lesbian fish person

judsonkr

Aug 8, 2019, 9:57 am Reply

1:05 Looks at the door to make sure it is clear in case he needs to make a run for it.

Crab Mint

Aug 8, 2019, 1:56 pm Reply

Do you like soft or hard?

Goku Ultra Instinct

Aug 8, 2019, 3:22 pm Reply

Plot twist ??

Super Smash Gangg

Aug 8, 2019, 3:53 pm Reply

Being a mattress salesman (ignoring the terrible tactic used by Key as it’s just a skit) I can confirm getting customers like this will sincerely make you want to just walk out, not say anything and begin looking for other jobs lol

Pixel Storm

Aug 8, 2019, 5:49 pm Reply

OMG! That was fucking hilarious. I wish K&P could do stuff like this now instead of the lame SJW crap they try to make people think is comedy. It's like they just gave up on comedy and switched to SJW activist preaching. I'm pretty sure the people signing their checks are insisting on it. When actual humor takes a backseat to a political message, comedy gets lost in the weeds. Very sad.

saltqueen_ aurora

Aug 8, 2019, 10:23 pm Reply

When i say my jaw dropped
my jaw dropped..

MixElixir

Aug 8, 2019, 5:44 am Reply

Are those cut-outs of Tarkovsky in the background?

Jordan A

Aug 8, 2019, 6:26 am Reply

no mattresses were harmed in the making of this video

jorgemariozuleta

Aug 8, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply

Isn't the clerk the Fresh Prince as adult?

Seraphi Grimaldi

Aug 8, 2019, 7:12 pm Reply

His wife's boyfriend sure is enjoying that bed.

Jared Lehnhee

Aug 8, 2019, 8:05 pm Reply

1:29 his face

Al Capony

Aug 8, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

The salesman is his upstairs neighbor

bajabret60

Aug 8, 2019, 4:21 am Reply

This is how the Sex Detective got his start

Sol Murphy

Aug 8, 2019, 4:23 pm Reply

"sure"

Nyla Lauren

Aug 8, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

I WAS NOT READY FOR HIM TO START VOCALIZING HIS 'TRIAL'! I fucking LOST IT at work bruh ????????

Matthew Lague

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first quarter

2bored2care23

Aug 8, 2019, 11:31 pm Reply

if he'd move his beda few inches from the wall, maybe he wouldnt have needed to by a new mattress

BLANK THE UNKNOWN

Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

I don't get the ending

Osvaldo Gil

Aug 8, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

This is dark

Chesterson Jack

Aug 8, 2019, 2:16 am Reply

Ngl Key’s outfit in this is… attractive

Minnie

Aug 8, 2019, 6:19 am Reply

You can hear the pain in his voice when he said “….sure”

uncharted7again black king

Aug 8, 2019, 1:51 pm Reply

How the fuck can they do these they need they own channel they famous enough u mean damn and u can't just watch one u gotta it's ah must to watch 3

Uncle Ruckus

Aug 8, 2019, 4:16 pm Reply

Reminds me senior year nothing about my dick but I Had 6 qb sacks in one game WHO GOT DAT GUD D!! Norte Dame West Haven

matthew garcia

Aug 8, 2019, 7:07 pm Reply

Lmfao ???????

zaqwe

Aug 8, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

Damn that plot twist

King Dookie

Aug 8, 2019, 2:31 am Reply

He's a bad salesman if you really cared about the customer he would have sold him one of the first two mattresses those are heavy fuck load mattresses

Cute Bunny Soobinnie

Aug 8, 2019, 6:28 am Reply

Captions are wrong timing

Stara –

Aug 8, 2019, 9:58 am Reply

2:58 was me as a kid ??

Roshan aby

Aug 8, 2019, 10:04 am Reply

End of the video is sad

R4NR4N • 87 years ago • Edited

Aug 8, 2019, 9:57 pm Reply

*This is so sad *

Unex͜͡pecteD

Aug 8, 2019, 11:31 pm Reply

You had us in the first half ngl

Hrihthik Surya

Aug 8, 2019, 12:23 am Reply

I bet he cummed in his pants everytime he tried a matress

Sun-Yen Tan

Aug 8, 2019, 1:09 am Reply

why did i get a mattress advertisement before the video?

Jose Sandoval

Aug 8, 2019, 5:06 am Reply

In his my he was probably like oh shit i didn't know i was that loud lol

Marta Srnka

Aug 8, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

Im dead????

D.J.A.

Aug 8, 2019, 12:44 am Reply

This brings me memories when I was a boy

Tandy Miler

Aug 8, 2019, 3:52 am Reply

In the back you can see a sign that says do you like it soft or hard , Lol

Fab Elger

Aug 8, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

this is one of our NATURAL…LATEX matrace's XD…lol

Adrian AMV Vasquez

Aug 8, 2019, 12:35 am Reply

He sounds like Busta Rhymes

A Person

Aug 8, 2019, 4:54 am Reply

hahAaAhaA
yeah man…

Explorer Chan

Aug 8, 2019, 5:42 am Reply

Aye Papi!
Si Papi!
Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Ayeee!

bnh •

Aug 8, 2019, 6:17 am Reply

This, ladies and gentlemen, is dark humor

Alex Núñez

Aug 8, 2019, 7:51 am Reply

3:15 am…

Rosaleus Benevear

Aug 8, 2019, 6:43 pm Reply

I got good D who has the good!

Mysterious Dalenkgu

Aug 8, 2019, 9:32 pm Reply

Would’ve been funny if peele didn’t buy any of the mattresses.

Lorenzo Gutierrez

Aug 8, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

Wait ion get it

Jes L.

Aug 8, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

Maybe he should've invested in some good pillows too..

yaboysneaks

Aug 8, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

This like a gta mission

Noah Steele

Aug 8, 2019, 1:31 am Reply

These guys are geniuses.

Glory Mosby

Aug 8, 2019, 3:37 am Reply

????????
The ending ????

Titan Hyperion

Aug 8, 2019, 6:53 am Reply

That hand shake tho ?????lmao????

Jeremy Burnett

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

I watch this three times a day ?

Aphyrius

Aug 8, 2019, 5:31 pm Reply

The horror

david vargas

Aug 8, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

Andrei Tarkovski in the background…

SnappyHappy

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 am Reply

Sorry but I’m confused. Did he buy a mattress for his neighbors? Or his parents?

Supa.Skarr

Aug 8, 2019, 10:36 pm Reply

Meegan cheating on Andre at the end

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