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Kevin Hart’s House Got Robbed | Netflix Is A Joke


I’m gonna be honest with you guys, I don’t really like having
company over my house, I don’t. The reason why is because
my house got robbed. Whenever your house gets robbed, it messes with you mentally. It’s all about protecting my household. I’m the man of the house, I’m
gonna protect my household. So I went out, I bought nine guns. Put ’em in secret compartments
all over my house. Understand something: you cannot put guns in secret compartments in your house without playing out fake
scenarios in your head that help justify you putting
the guns in these places. This is where you go crazy. I was in the house for
three hours by myself acting out shit that never happened. (audience laughs) Oh! Ohhh! Shit Oh shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me at the front door? Okay. Okay. (audience laughs) I’m gonna give you what you want. I’m gonna give you what you want. Just let me check the
mailbox one last time. (audience laughs) Gun compartment! Ohhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the guest bathroom? Okay. Okay. I’m gonna give you what you want. I’m gonna give you what you want. Just let me wipe my ass one last time. (audience laughs) Gun compartment! (audience laughs) Ohhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the kitchen, while I’m cookin’ for my
family on Thanksgiving? Okay. Okay. I’m gonna give you what you want. I’m gonna give you what you want. Just let me open the oven and check on the turkey one last time. (audience laughs) Gun compartment! Ohhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! This how you gonna do me? Huh? You gonna rob me in the living room while I’m sitting on the couch,
in front of the fireplace, masturbating? Okay. Okay. I’m gonna give you what you want. (laughs) I’m gonna give you what you want. Just let me log off of
PornHub one last time. (audience laughs) Gun compartment! (audience continues laughing) Ohhh! Shit! Ohhh! Shit! (laughs) This how you gonna do me? You gonna rob me in the laundry room? While I’m taking my clothes
out the washing machine, putting them in the dryer? (laughs) Okay. (laughs) (audience laughs, applauds) Hold on, I gotta get through it, let me get through it. This is my favorite joke, hold on! (laughs) You gonna rob me in the laundry room? While I’m taking my clothes
out the washing machine, and putting them in the dryer? Okay. Okay. I’m gonna give you what you want. I’m gonna give you what you want. Just let me add some
fabric softener sheets. Gun compartment! (audience laughs, applauds) (audience cheers) (funky music)

100 Comments

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Jan 1, 2020, 1:55 pm Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:34 pm Reply

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Ioanz Faro

Jan 1, 2020, 3:46 pm Reply

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Kaiba111

Jan 1, 2020, 5:08 pm Reply

That's why Dave Chappelle is the GOAT

Lucas Adachi

Jan 1, 2020, 5:45 pm Reply

After watching Dave Chapelle, this turn too much family friendly to me…….LoL

Brian Hugh ื‘ืจื™ืืŸ ื™ื•

Jan 1, 2020, 7:16 pm Reply

#Genius Kevin Hart… ๐Ÿ˜Ž
He's one funny fella!
๐Ÿ’ฏ / ๐Ÿ’ฏ

Piyush Kaushik

Jan 1, 2020, 8:12 pm Reply

I see Obama is doing just fine after retirement.

takuache sancho

Jan 1, 2020, 8:57 pm Reply

Watching this cause I just canโ€™t help laughing at him laughing

The Consumer

Jan 1, 2020, 10:08 pm Reply

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคจ I didnโ€™t even smile โ€ผ๏ธ

Rutheless Truth

Jan 1, 2020, 11:22 pm Reply

Guess Kevin left his funny in the Rocks pocket.

HGHY

Jan 1, 2020, 11:47 pm Reply

1:34 why did he say it like that๐Ÿ˜‚

Matt Stewart

Jan 1, 2020, 12:33 am Reply

Is it just me or is he not as funny as he use to be man where the fuck is kat at. He is the king.

Topaz Gem

Jan 1, 2020, 12:40 am Reply

Itโ€™s a no from me.

Faacu Castelli Berra

Jan 1, 2020, 12:59 am Reply

Funny dude

Lost Projects

Jan 1, 2020, 2:41 am Reply

Crazy thing was I called him saying just let me whip my ass

Andrewjamaica04

Jan 1, 2020, 2:56 am Reply

Lmaooo laughed the entire shit

Jared Easterling

Jan 1, 2020, 3:28 am Reply

In my opinion this was one of his weakest jokes Iโ€™ve ever heard from him

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:51 am Reply

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Yo Joe

Jan 1, 2020, 4:24 am Reply

Well that went down hill really quick๐Ÿคฎ

Mason Reed

Jan 1, 2020, 5:57 am Reply

Funniest comedian ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dom p.

Jan 1, 2020, 8:55 am Reply

Where are the other four guns?

Henry Forgie

Jan 1, 2020, 9:07 am Reply

The background music makes it way funnier

Kory Phillips

Jan 1, 2020, 9:35 am Reply

Gun Compartment ๐Ÿ”ซ

TobiasTeflon Munyama

Jan 1, 2020, 10:01 am Reply

Not funny

Revstarallstar

Jan 1, 2020, 12:10 pm Reply

This seems dead af ngl. Im going back on chappelle or some old shit

Oliver Ndika

Jan 1, 2020, 12:17 pm Reply

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…kev!!

TheBoredGuyFromTheUK

Jan 1, 2020, 1:50 pm Reply

Watching this after his Documentary on Netflix makes the jokes so more wholesome and funny

Desmond Monds

Jan 1, 2020, 2:00 pm Reply

Gun Compartment ! Lol

REMDS

Jan 1, 2020, 2:24 pm Reply

Ohhhh! Shit!

smallprince ave

Jan 1, 2020, 4:26 pm Reply

To think this guy almost died๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‘

ravengers

Jan 1, 2020, 4:27 pm Reply

this made me come back just to like and subscirbe

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Jan 1, 2020, 5:14 pm Reply

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Clo Hase

Jan 1, 2020, 8:41 pm Reply

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Afropunkx

Jan 1, 2020, 10:38 pm Reply

They cut the part where he wraps the joke up, he actually gets robbed in non of those places , itโ€™s actually quite funny.

Scott Murphy

Jan 1, 2020, 10:59 pm Reply

This bit is not worthy of the iconic outfit he is wearing.

Joe Morales

Jan 1, 2020, 11:42 pm Reply

Hmm

Peter Mendoza

Jan 1, 2020, 5:14 am Reply

Well he revealed 4 of his 9 gun compartments….
What gives Kev now you just left me wondering where the rest are.
Hmmm let me find out you got one stashed in that little black booty of yours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

christian

Jan 1, 2020, 6:31 am Reply

This is very true though you have to think of these situations when you are trying to protect your house

Justin Pettit

Jan 1, 2020, 7:04 am Reply

that was funny asf i actual breathed out my nose and smiled

Sobin Jacob

Jan 1, 2020, 4:00 pm Reply

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Mad Guy

Jan 1, 2020, 4:39 pm Reply

London doesnโ€™t love Kevin as much as the us or so it seems

John Spence

Jan 1, 2020, 5:22 pm Reply

Kevin Hart is such a bitch.

Viper

Jan 1, 2020, 5:41 pm Reply

Gun Compartment

21rMikka

Jan 1, 2020, 7:56 pm Reply

This was actually the best segment of the entire show…tough pill to swallow. Hope he comes back stronger

the last bit bout the laundry room fucking killed me

lamar chris

Jan 1, 2020, 9:16 pm Reply

He doing the light skin monte thing

Normal Citizen

Jan 1, 2020, 9:55 pm Reply

Crowd is so dead.

Michael

Jan 1, 2020, 12:08 am Reply

Honestly, he's no different than Jimmy Fallon selling his jokes with his own laughter… Janky tactic and couldve been great if he wasnt a narcissist. ๐Ÿ‘

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Jan 1, 2020, 1:12 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 1:14 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 1:55 am Reply

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Assassin Iron Man

Jan 1, 2020, 4:29 am Reply

1:27 Huge nostalgia of Frozone

SAKSHI JADHAV

Jan 1, 2020, 5:31 am Reply

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Bi- Han

Jan 1, 2020, 7:09 am Reply

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Ricky Lzanlla

Jan 1, 2020, 7:59 am Reply

is this like a Bill Burr gun joke follow up???
WTF!!!! Beatch please.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
funny though .

Filipino Comedy

Jan 1, 2020, 10:24 am Reply

I wish I enjoyed this but as much as he did. I Like the new Netflix documentary tho. Showed how hard he works and how he elevates his people that are in his circle.

Santiago Moneta

Jan 1, 2020, 12:01 pm Reply

The 1st 2 times was funny.. then it was 'we get it kevin.. move on please'

LarryMae Prettiness

Jan 1, 2020, 12:16 pm Reply

Watching this while trying to poop is a BAD IDEA. My poop just retracted back into my rectum, because i laughed too hard

Berliner

Jan 1, 2020, 2:58 pm Reply

in germany there is a comidian mario barth … he had stadiums filled with 120k vistors .. seems like kevin stole some of that attitude .. because the hype of the comedian i mentioned is already over .. but its like I am having a dejavu

Houston Sanderfield

Jan 1, 2020, 3:08 pm Reply

Mann talk about dancing to the beat of your own drum……..

red blood

Jan 1, 2020, 4:24 pm Reply

This nigga be crazy

LakersReel

Jan 1, 2020, 5:18 pm Reply

Heโ€™s actually not funny anymore ๐Ÿ™

clarence gibbonz

Jan 1, 2020, 9:12 pm Reply

I would say to Kevin Hart get a DNA test on his son because to me his son looks like his gym trainers his Dad? The one who look like Craig Mack.
I watched is tv show and my, my, the evidence is clear. Wow!
Someone in that circle of his is playing hooky.

notinuse

Jan 1, 2020, 10:07 pm Reply

Does it seem like they added fake laughing in at certain points… or is it just me..

Mr Savage

Jan 1, 2020, 11:38 pm Reply

Lame ๐Ÿ˜’

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:26 am Reply

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Dante rowell

Jan 1, 2020, 3:26 am Reply

oooh shit this how you doing me lol

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:26 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:26 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:27 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:28 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:29 am Reply

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Jan 1, 2020, 3:42 am Reply

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Ejembi Moses

Jan 1, 2020, 4:18 am Reply

Cut it out…both you all cut it out…the crowd's balance is off

N S

Jan 1, 2020, 11:43 am Reply

This guy has the same shit jokes all the time

Chirpy n Sleepy

Jan 1, 2020, 5:06 pm Reply

"how to take a mediocre joke and absolutely murder it several times"

Nolimitnar on ig

Jan 1, 2020, 5:26 pm Reply

I was looking at his tennis chain that whole time

ใ€ŽRainใ€

Jan 1, 2020, 5:37 pm Reply

Hahahaha hahahaha I cant believe Iโ€™m laughing lol XD

Kevin enjoyed the Joke more than the crowd LOL XD

Shpetim Emiri

Jan 1, 2020, 7:31 pm Reply

Ohhh shitt I got robbed while watching this video! ohhh shit ….

Abhay Achal

Jan 1, 2020, 10:01 pm Reply

Ronny Chieng

Robert Matlock Jr

Jan 1, 2020, 10:55 pm Reply

The gun was in his ass

Israel Rodriguez

Jan 1, 2020, 11:00 pm Reply

Boring AF

DeGolyer Films

Jan 1, 2020, 4:03 am Reply

your a liberal you don't support or own a real gun yeap its brain got fried ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฏ again folks

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Windy3s

Jan 1, 2020, 6:31 am Reply

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IamLory

Jan 1, 2020, 11:16 am Reply

Now we know where Lightskinmonte got his ideas

Cristian Mitrica

Jan 1, 2020, 2:44 pm Reply

Cant believe People actually think u can compare this fool with Prior, Murphy, Chappelle or any of The great ones. Kinda sad how low we've sunk

Long T. Tang

Jan 1, 2020, 6:26 pm Reply

I never got him. I found him more annoying than funny.

Leslie Carolina Orozco Coronado

Jan 1, 2020, 10:51 pm Reply

What happened to the warns about porn video clip?? :c it was so funny

schwarzenibba

Jan 1, 2020, 7:16 am Reply

Wow. Much funny. Very comedy.

Ahmad Akmal

Jan 1, 2020, 10:14 am Reply

I love it when he said โ€œgun compartmentโ€

Antonija Juriฤ‡

Jan 1, 2020, 2:23 pm Reply

This wasn't that funny

MarQ Acuna

Jan 1, 2020, 5:55 pm Reply

guncompartment

Daniel Pryde

Jan 1, 2020, 10:50 pm Reply

Funny thing is that acting out and practicing intruder events is a good way to prepare for them.

rockerdude8000

Jan 1, 2020, 1:14 am Reply

I need clarification was he hiding a gun in his prison wallet when he said "let me wipe my ass one last time gun compartment"

Akro Medeo

Jan 1, 2020, 5:00 am Reply

The music times soo well with the "oh shit " ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Dayne Entila

Jan 1, 2020, 12:48 pm Reply

aaAahHh shit

Red-Haired Shanks

Jan 1, 2020, 1:39 pm Reply

"OHHHHH SHIT"…cracks me up more than the joke

Finta Simon

Jan 1, 2020, 4:14 pm Reply

what?

Luke Brown

Jan 1, 2020, 12:28 am Reply

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amp

Jan 1, 2020, 7:32 am Reply

I love his โ€œHUH?!โ€

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