| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Idiot’s Guide to Japanese Apartments


[Jun]
Are you move to Japān? Do you know how to set up your apaatmento? (apartment) Watch this easzi guide, and I’ll tell you how! [In Japanese]
Ugh. Stupid foreigner can’t even use a f****** bathroom.. [Rachel]
What? [Jun]
Welcome to your new Japanese basurumu~ Your basurumu may look like dis, Or, if you’re a poor pāson, (person) your tub, shink, and toiret will be all in same room. [Rachel]
Why is there a mirror in here?
Won’t it just get foggy? [Jun]
Haha, gaijin-san. [“Silly foreigner”] Buy Kumoridomē sponji and use it on curinu (clean) mirror. Now when mirror is foggy, just sprash with water. Congraturātion! Now you see body while you shower! … nebaamindo. Do not use sponji. Now you’re in Japan. When you finish shower, you go in tub to relax. [Rachel]
I don’t need to use the tub. They get really dirty and it’s really hard to scrub clean.. [Jun]
ONLY BARBARIAN BATHE IN DIRTY TUB! IN JAPAN WE CLEAN TUB EBURI NAITO. (every night) [Rachel]
Every night?! [Jun]
Pay attention! Fāsto: (first) Spurē (spray) the tub with water. Sekando: Spray with curinaa! Saado (Third): Scrub with sponji on stick and rinse offu! [Rachel]
You do this every night? [Jun]
YES. Here in Japan, we do this every naito. It takes saati (30) seconds and you will
never have to scrub your tub again! Ando you can sit in CURINU water instead of bazing (bathing) with DEAD SKIN and OIRU. (OIL) [In Japanese]
YOU WHITE PIG. [Rachel]
Okay… [Jun]
Once your tub is clean put da stoppa in, setto your watā haito ānd temperature and you can fill za tub now. Or wait until reita (later) and use your remote panel in ki-chin (kitchen) to start filling the tub. [Panel, in Japanese]
“Filling with hot water now!” [Rachel]
Why are there slits on the side? Won’t stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub? [Jun]
Don’t you think we planned for that? If your tub is designed like this, you can take off the front panel to access the inside for curiningu. Thank you for asking! Japan is having many asuquaku (earthquakes) You must prevent your furniture from fāru (falling) and kiring (killing) you. We have many producto to maku your apaatmento safe. For your tall furniture we have Taishin pōru. [Earthquake pole] Simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten. For heavy objecto that too short for pōru, (pole) we have bery sticky pad. It’s bery, bery sticky. Put under things like refrijiretaa (refrigerator) and your precious terebi [television]. Now in asuquaku, your things be less broken and you have less chance to DIE. [In Japanese]
That’s too bad. [Rachel]
Ooh, I love tatami! It’s so pretty! [Jun]
STUPID FOREIGNER! Do you even know how mendokusai [obnoxious] is tatami?! Tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw. Many apartments still have tatami.
We use as bedroom. Before you lay bed on tatami, you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing. It’s so delicate. You must never walk on top with shoes, put heavy furniture, or spillu, or it become DESTROY. If you spill on tatami like soy sauce or Kohii [coffee], you must immediately absorb with flour to prevento stainingu. Then, vacuum! It’s BERI EFFECTIBU! Step 2. Haido your stain by taaning your tatami upside down. Step 3. Gibu ap. (Give up.) Congraturation! You ruin tatami foreba! (forever!) Now you know basic apaato set-appu. (set-up) In next guide, I will teach you how to put up products for kitchen. [Rachel]
Where are you going?!
Bring it back! It’s gonna get stuck to your mouth. Why are you licking it?!
EWW! He’s licking it! I have to use that! Okay. Stay. Ow. Ow. [Jun]
This is not how the real earthquake goes. You don’t fall down like that. [Rachel]
How many times do I have to do this? It hurts! [Jun]
Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how. [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW. [Jun]
Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how. [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Jun]
I’ll tell you how? [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Jun]
I honestly cannot tell the difference, so I don’t know. [Rachel]
You’re saying —
[Jun]
I’ll tell you how. [Rachel]
Higher. [Jun]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Rachel]
Yeah. ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

100 Comments

PURPLEFISH

Jul 7, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

Dang this girl is so freaking beautiful.

Alex_micro_cars

Jul 7, 2019, 4:33 am Reply

B a s u r u m u ~

Dani BOI

Jul 7, 2019, 4:45 am Reply

Or ya know. You could just block off the area around the bath so you don't have to clean underneath…

DILLY HAS DA GUNS

Jul 7, 2019, 5:11 am Reply

in cats-topics why is this in cats-topics
watches THERE IS NO CATS
sees end ooooooh

Ilonka Rachewa

Jul 7, 2019, 5:43 am Reply

How many earthquakes do you have per day???????????

Marbella Gallardo

Jul 7, 2019, 9:20 am Reply

S P O N J I

Cheryl Stone

Jul 7, 2019, 2:30 pm Reply

Where can I buy the bathtub scrub brush?

Bria J.

Jul 7, 2019, 7:00 pm Reply

Gibu ap

Sad Strawberry

Jul 7, 2019, 9:05 pm Reply

veri bunny

milk chocolate

Jul 7, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

Do more plz

Playground dolls

Jul 7, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

Cleaning bath each night is great.

Laura Heath

Jul 7, 2019, 1:12 am Reply

I've been watching nonstop all day. You two are absolutely adorable. I love that Jun can poke fun at himself! Please make more videos narrated by Jun!

Elidee Arias

Jul 7, 2019, 1:51 am Reply

Greetings from Mexico city. We also have horrifying earthquakes!

Strange Boy

Jul 7, 2019, 4:47 am Reply

I’ve rewatched this so many times. This deserves a permanent series 2019 edition at your new apartment-to. Let’s go go go!!!

Eric Raymond Baluyut

Jul 7, 2019, 4:51 am Reply

Never realized till I saw this video, how much of a hassle tatamis are. Make sure you don't ever, ever, EVER spill anything lest you want to go out and replace it because I know for sure I'm not going to bother trying to clean that shit.

can t.

Jul 7, 2019, 6:36 am Reply

At first I thought rahchel was a transgender

mitkoogrozev

Jul 7, 2019, 10:56 am Reply

Poor person relaxes in a bathtub? Damn, I just take the shower and get out.

I couldn’t think of a name

Jul 7, 2019, 2:53 pm Reply

I love his fake accent it's hilarious ?

zugravu corina

Jul 7, 2019, 3:56 pm Reply

Ahahaha, I liked a lot how Jun speaks ????.

Anwesha Mukherjee

Jul 7, 2019, 4:58 pm Reply

Awww such a funny way of telling story

みう

Jul 7, 2019, 12:48 am Reply

畳のシーンまじで面白い笑笑

ゆうP YUUP

Jul 7, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

??????

candice lorenzo

Jul 7, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

I love this series lol

Carine Woder

Jul 7, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

Hahahaha love you guys

Đăng Khánh Trần

Jul 7, 2019, 5:16 am Reply

So funny with English and Japan voice

Ashiya Rodriguez Carter

Jul 7, 2019, 6:01 am Reply

You White Pig
DAMN JUN IS SAVAGE

Abdalrhman Mohsen

Jul 7, 2019, 12:25 pm Reply

1:58 OMG this part is so funny

Sahin Tursunoglu

Jul 7, 2019, 8:48 pm Reply

EVEREY NAITOO every night

Ebial.

Jul 7, 2019, 8:09 am Reply

This is so funny lol

AppleCharm Gaming

Jul 7, 2019, 10:54 am Reply

“Too bad” I DIED LMAO

Anxiety pills

Jul 7, 2019, 6:15 pm Reply

“Now you can see your body while you shower!”
insert Lenny face here

Morning glory

Jul 7, 2019, 6:48 pm Reply

is it bad that I thought of Genji saying this-

Thomas J

Jul 7, 2019, 8:48 am Reply

Congratuwashun

もんぶらん-

Jul 7, 2019, 8:58 am Reply

0:09 こっわ!笑笑
ジュンさんの闇を見た気がした。

すずきkぅみられるくるみるい

Jul 7, 2019, 9:11 am Reply

OMG I’m Japanese so funny it sound like Hajime’s voice lol ?

John Alexander

Jul 7, 2019, 11:33 am Reply

Haven't you guys heard of silicone for preventing water from getting behind the tub

Map Nerd

Jul 7, 2019, 3:18 pm Reply

0:02 I died ??

Elizabeth Smith

Jul 7, 2019, 3:51 pm Reply

I'd personally just use an air mattress, the're actually pretty comfortable, probably easier to clean than tatami too.

lexican foreigner

Jul 7, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

Assquakes, huh?!???

Mary flower

Jul 7, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

حلوو ?????

Funtime Freddy And BonBon

Jul 7, 2019, 3:27 am Reply

Your basurumu may look like dis

kumaky1

Jul 7, 2019, 7:29 am Reply

なにこの英語ww
わざと日本人に聞きやすくしてんのかww

luoptai na

Jul 7, 2019, 11:28 am Reply

Bin ich die einzige Deutsche hier?

ねむねむねるね

Jul 7, 2019, 2:38 pm Reply

なんで今回だけカタコト笑

yashuiro

Jul 7, 2019, 7:11 pm Reply

Gaijin San hahah :;DD

Silver Stacking Noob

Jul 7, 2019, 8:42 pm Reply

Step: 3 Gibu ap. (Give up.) ???

Typhoon Cooper

Jul 7, 2019, 6:16 am Reply

*countryballs flashbacks*

Moe Hoshino

Jul 7, 2019, 11:42 am Reply

わざと日本人っぽい発音にしてるけどところどころ発音がよくなってて笑う

Hyake

Jul 7, 2019, 5:07 am Reply

1:57 sent me to heaven laughing.

ø Sachiko Stories ø

Jul 7, 2019, 6:53 am Reply

0:39 when I overhear my parents talking about taking me to Macdonalds

Suki Blyat

Jul 7, 2019, 8:07 am Reply

Why did u translated "baka" as fu#king ???? Doesnt "baka" mean idiot ?

Naxzed NU

Jul 7, 2019, 2:22 pm Reply

r00d Jun

trakstar13

Jul 7, 2019, 4:17 pm Reply

Japan is so cool

youngyt

Jul 7, 2019, 4:20 pm Reply

apparently, tw is actually a comfortable place to live in……….compared to jp =.=''

Nate Watson

Jul 7, 2019, 10:12 pm Reply

I want to start selling pre-fogged mirrors because everyone looks better when the mirror is foggy.

Meera Unnithan

Aug 8, 2019, 6:43 am Reply

We have something exactly like tatami in South India. We call it 'paaya'. It's made of rice straws. My grandparents and their parents used to use it as bed.

Gloria Zhao

Aug 8, 2019, 3:27 pm Reply

You have less chance to die. 残念….23333

Christian Fuller

Aug 8, 2019, 6:55 pm Reply

Normal Jun: 🙂
Idiot's Guide Jun: >:(

Z.Art

Aug 8, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

Please make more of these, I've been rewatching them and I need mooore

B Rad

Aug 8, 2019, 2:20 am Reply

Jun my dude ima need you to narrarate my life with that accent.

Tracy

Aug 8, 2019, 3:18 am Reply

Omg I soooo miss my home in Sasebo. Toilet where it belonged….in the toilet room. Bath where it belonged…in the humongous shower…in the bathroom.
I alway had the tub set to fill in the morning so it would be ready when I got up. And loved having the control panel in the kitchen.

R Morita

Aug 8, 2019, 5:27 pm Reply

I finally figured out why Jun's Engrish sometimes sounded like fake.
It WAS a fake.

aestheri •

Aug 8, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

imagine being able to fill your tub without having to stay in the room to prevent overflow

ToffeeRecord

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 am Reply

Haku…

Sadia Afrin

Aug 8, 2019, 1:34 pm Reply

Step 3….give up????

MAX POWER

Aug 8, 2019, 4:13 am Reply

You call that a bathroom? Lmao do they come in human size

アルファ/AlPHα

Aug 8, 2019, 5:17 am Reply

You must not use vacuum cleaner on dry grass,because the some vacuum cleaner will be broken and you may receive an electronic shock…

ASMR Balance

Aug 8, 2019, 10:29 am Reply

So cool ??

Hunter Riling

Aug 8, 2019, 11:17 am Reply

I'm dead. Jun is so funny and I love how he's actually really good at English and barely even has an accent, but was opposite of that on purpose for this video. ?

He is so talented ??
And Rachel's face when she was next to the tub ???

Devil Hunter

Aug 8, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

i am watching this a thousand times it always fumy like first time i watch this

Project Management CW

Aug 8, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply

I love the anti American phrases well worth watching.

MrKirby365

Aug 8, 2019, 4:40 pm Reply

I love these videos

Super Saiyan Goku

Aug 8, 2019, 10:10 pm Reply

Just turn on the exhaust fan on the wall.

Micro Whoop

Aug 8, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

I think this guy has some resentment for Americans can't quite place why though.

Stephanie OK

Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 am Reply

Many tatami died to bring you this video ;_;

ふうめる

Aug 8, 2019, 1:51 am Reply

語彙力に発音が追いついてない感じすごい‪w

Jakeline Ramos

Aug 8, 2019, 3:48 am Reply

Jajajajaja,Soooooo funny I love you videos,good gob.

Rainbow Dino

Aug 8, 2019, 3:44 am Reply

im gonna use this comment to keep track of how many times i rewatch this video.

Exist Without Saving?

Aug 8, 2019, 8:42 am Reply

That tatami panel made a bold sacrifice for this video lol

Sierra Collins

Aug 8, 2019, 2:55 pm Reply

Poor RACHEL at 00:02 getting sprayed in the face.

Zolapolabear

Aug 8, 2019, 11:45 pm Reply

Rachel spraying the shower into her face with her eyes open and fully clothed is so funny

Lenus Ton

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 am Reply

Step 3.

Give Up. – You rooin tatami forebaaaa

Ingrid Rudh

Aug 8, 2019, 3:10 am Reply

That was stinkin hilarious!

Smookie

Aug 8, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

Is any of this real?

Trevor Lowe

Aug 8, 2019, 7:03 am Reply

She is stupid beautiful

The Misunderstood Assassin

Aug 8, 2019, 1:23 am Reply

This was the first time that I watched any of videos in over 4 years. It had me dying from laughter! ?

Eclecticlove

Aug 8, 2019, 12:07 pm Reply

???u guys r awesome!

Indigo

Aug 8, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

Berry berry stigyy

tocopherly

Aug 8, 2019, 6:39 pm Reply

Zannen o.O

Min

Aug 8, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

Como termine aquí :v?

Trishia Abdul Deofpe

Aug 8, 2019, 11:43 am Reply

3:18 ???

Black Rose

Aug 8, 2019, 4:09 pm Reply

Step 3: Give up!

Machine Gun Bambi

Aug 8, 2019, 1:31 am Reply

HAHAHA moving to Japan now

my12345metube

Aug 8, 2019, 2:51 am Reply

Love it , so funny

Arti Trash

Aug 8, 2019, 3:43 am Reply

His accent 2 years ago XD

Freakattaker

Aug 8, 2019, 4:05 pm Reply

2:34 I swear Rachel looks just like an anime character here with her expression and just how she looks

blebstinchen

Aug 8, 2019, 8:33 pm Reply

I thought I was finally going to know how to deal with the toilets, but Rachel and Jun be playing games with my heart ?

The Depresed Dragøn gaming

Aug 8, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

This is so offending

Krystal Shephard

Aug 8, 2019, 10:55 pm Reply

Im glad they are joking. Because I was a little confused at first.

moonshineTheleocat

Aug 8, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

Suddenly American restrooms are very efficient

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