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I Got a Haircut from One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Barber Shops | One Star Reviews


Don’t move, don’t move. If these were sheers I’d cut the skin. You’re not going to remove them right? You’ll just make them nice? Stay still, don’t move. It won’t hurt. Don’t move.Nice sneakers.Thanks man. I like your shoes too.Hello, and welcome
back to One Star Reviews.
My hair is growing a bit long.I haven’t had a haircut probablyin about three months.It’s beginning to go over the ears.Definitely going to want thisbeard groomed because, as you cansee, it’s quite unruly.Also, I’m probably going to tryto get the eyebrows done becausethey’re feeling a little crazy.I guess you could say we’re justgetting the works and hopefullythey don’t cut my ear off.Welcome to One Star Reviews.Today, getting a haircut.Alright.So far I’m seeing a lot of five stars.Couple four and a halfs.And I’m going to go all the wayto page nine.So, I’ve just stumbled upon Alex Barbershop, and they seem likethey have a bunch of one star reviews.I asked for a standard boy cut,but they shaved my
little boy’s whole head!
If your kid needs a haircut,I strongly suggest
that you don’t come here.
When the owner saw
me with the stroller,
he didn’t even offer
helping me at the stairs
and was rude from the start.So, apparently they’re really awful with kids at this place. But I’m not really a kid anymore. So.Alex this one’s for you.Go fuck yourself.– You fucking fuck.
– I didn’t give him a tip
because of the false advertisinghe got my face and threatened to– “take it outside.”
– He will not listen to
you. Let me repeat that: he will– not listen to you.
– He bragged during
the haircut that he could beat– anybody up and how tough he was.
– He asked who
the last person to cut my hair was…And it was him!Okay. Okay.If you get the dad,it’s going to be a bad cut.If you get the son,
it’s gonna be a bad cut.
And I’m going to go and test all of their skills. From the hair, to the eyebrows, to the beard. Let’s do this.So, Alex Barbers,is a family owned business, runby a father and son with equallybad reviews.I’m unable to makean appointment so I’m rollingthe dice and we’ll just see who I get.We’ve arrived uptown and we sent our producer in and he’sbeen in there for a while so I’ma little scared.I hear that the guy won’t put amicrophone on. I hope everything works out because I really want this haircut.After some pleading, I wasgranted entry but under strictrules: just a cut and
a 15 minute window.
– Hi, how are you?
– Hi. How’s it going? – It’s good. You want a haircut?
– I’m Taji. Do you have any
photos I can check out? Sure, there’s a lot of photos.30 is good, too.Do you think 30 is good?That’s pretty nice.No way was I going for the 30.I don’t want to kids cut,especially not in here aftersome of the reviews I’ve read.Oh, you know what one I like? Can you– Do you think
you can do a number 20?I like that.Yeah.You could do the beard like that?Cool.With the look fully locked in,I was ready for mytransformation.Not a kid, huh?What’s up? Not a kid. Nah, I’m not a kid. Huh? You said, “Not a kid?” No, a lot of hair. Oh, lot of hair. Oh, sorry. Do you cut– Do you
cut this guy’s hair? Yeah. – It looks pretty good. Not bad.
– It’s good. Alright. He’s a good guy. Did you hire him to come here? So it looks like you did a good job? Have you ever done like, a design? Design? Yeah. I’ll make a V in the back. A V? If you want I’ll do a Z.
It’s a new style, 2019. Yeah?2017, D.That’s too old, no good. Okay. What do you think? I think the V can be cool. So, you do people of all ages? – You know, never a problem?
– Yeah, I’m doctor for this, doctor. Cool. Maybe professor sometimes. Somebody uses one blade for one day. I change for everybody. – Really?
– New one, new one. Yeah, that seems best. Probably more sanitary to change – the blade definitely.
– Don’t move, okay? Okay.So, you do a few differentthings at this barbershop, not just the hair?Shoe repair, cleaners, everything. Sorry, I think I have a hair – in my mouth.
– Sometimes cooking too, egg and cheese. Sorry, I think I just
have a little hair here. Thank you.So far so good.But the antique headrest wasstarting to dig into the back ofmy head.But while I had Alex Barber’sundivided attention.
Sorry, I just got to rest. One sec. Is this like a– Sorry, okay. We’re good.It felt like the perfecttime to get his feedback onsome of the negative reviews.So, I was checking
out a few in the reviews
someone mentioned, I don’t know, thatit wasn’t a great place for kids?And they said something about like,if you use scissors it could more?I mean you seem pretty nice, I’m just wondering why– maybe – where they got the idea.
– Okay, don’t talk. Is there any sort of like thing – you could– Okay.
– Go back, go back, go back.The headrest issue was
distracting me from my mission.
So, I was excited for the luxurypart of the experience: the headmassage.Massage. Alright. Chinese massage. There’s like, a hard
thing behind me though. Is this this like kind of– We’re gonna see how
much tip you give me now, Nice. after that. Before no. No, go back. Tough customer. Whoa, that’s nice. Yeah… I told you, if you give
me something, you know?They had gone to the
effort of putting a sign up
declaring the people of Yelploved them.Perhaps they had beenmisrepresented and these reviewswere actually just from a bunchof annoying customers.Have you ever had any annoying customers ever though
you have to deal with? No. If you’re hungry with no lunchtime. That’s about it? Yeah. If you have no
lunch and no breakfast, maybe somebody. That’s why I’m working fast, you know? Got get ready for lunch. Yeah. – So that way you don’t–
– Not me, not me. – Oh I see. Customers.
– Customers. So, as long as the customers had lunch usually they’re alright. If you have no lunch, no tea, this… you know? Are you ready for this? Whoa. You weren’t playing games with the V. Nice. Could we get a photo? Thank you.Alex had honored me with my own veryplace on the photo board.This is it. Is this where we go our separate ways?With my fresh new look, I foundan opportunity to talk to Alex’sson and colleague about onereview in particular that wasreally getting to me.Parents came in giving atechnology, phone, and the barber got distracted, you know, because the kid will not pay attention. So, the barber cut its– the finger. He told the parent,
“Take the phone, put it away.”But he thinks like Starbucks,you know, add some vanilla,
add some this. This or that. But a simple haircut. You
say which one and we do it.For sure.The chairs are comfortable so youdon’t have to sit in
those other salons.
Not a kid, huh?Yeah, number 20. Make you feel like,
chilled out, you know? For sure.I was definitely off to a rockystart when showing
up at Alex Barbershop.
I asked him about some of thenegative reviews, which hedeflected as if they were allpositive.Perhaps he is living in his ownworld, where all he is here to dois cut hair and not worry aboutpleasing anyone.Understandable.I was there to get my hair cutand that is what he did, and ahell of a job at it.The fade is on point, and the V inthe back was a nice added 2018flare, according to Alex that is.However, I was extremelyuncomfortable the entire time, asthe sharp head rest dug in theback of my neck.At the end,I got to chat with his son, whogave me more insight on thenegative reviews.People definitely do overreactand take things to heart whensometimes the barber is not to blame.Alex’s dedication of barbertradition and attention todetails was definitely impressive.Even though I felt asif I could be kicked out at anygiven moment,I do not regret the experiencebecause I got an awesome haircut.Hey, maybe barbers are notsupposed to be nice.If you do go there, keep your mouth shut, don’t complain about the prices, don’t take out your cell phone, and you’ll get a good cut.Easy to find a nice
Chinese girlfriend.
Maybe. Chinese girl is good. Don’t lose money too much. Is this the kind of haircut, you think, potentially a
Chinese girl could like?Yeah.

100 Comments

Jonny Chinchilla

Oct 10, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

No lie thats a shitty cut lmao!?

monkey b

Oct 10, 2019, 5:03 am Reply

If u think that cuts good bro I don’t even cut and I could hook u up better, come on

Alex Rodriguez

Oct 10, 2019, 9:05 am Reply

????

23Ethan Gardner

Oct 10, 2019, 3:52 pm Reply

alex feels like a good guy

Michael Guilus

Oct 10, 2019, 8:29 pm Reply

Really bad haircut

Michael Guilus

Oct 10, 2019, 8:31 pm Reply

Your hair line in the front was bad it’s not even straight he is not a good barber

FREEMAN MOTIVATION

Oct 10, 2019, 10:12 pm Reply

I can produce a better hair cut with my ass hole! I will grab the scissors or clippers with my ass hole and Comb with my shaft! And wala

Ivan Fortnite PS4

Oct 10, 2019, 11:17 pm Reply

U should come to the place i go dude

NOZ

Oct 10, 2019, 11:30 pm Reply

Ethan klien vibes

Ark

Oct 10, 2019, 10:24 am Reply

bummer u still look homeless.

Rai Joel

Oct 10, 2019, 5:31 pm Reply

This barber looks barbaric by his attitude and his style of cuti the pubik hair

say wha

Oct 10, 2019, 8:27 pm Reply

i like it

MrsStepford

Oct 10, 2019, 12:25 am Reply

Good to know they fix all kinds of watches.

rake salamander

Oct 10, 2019, 2:55 am Reply

for some reason i love crappy businesses, it just feels so much more authentic getting a grumpy fuck who may or may not have been in the mob who just wants to get shit done and get you out the door, fake friendliness is alot more uncomfortable to me

Ben Grigor

Oct 10, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

He looks like Moses from the office

Meknuk Noot

Oct 10, 2019, 3:32 am Reply

8:47 HE DANCES XD

a t

Oct 10, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

Btw you got a big spot with barely any hair

reseek rai

Oct 10, 2019, 2:27 pm Reply

This is kyles dad before everyone became a yelper

Daniel Delaney

Oct 10, 2019, 5:40 pm Reply

more

The Hipster

Oct 10, 2019, 8:53 pm Reply

Who else thought this was filmed in the early 2000s

AWUNGG AWUNGGSHI

Oct 10, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

Boring…

Pab xD

Oct 10, 2019, 10:09 pm Reply

4:49 WTF XDDD

ILIKE2MAKE MONEY

Oct 10, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

7:27 – 7:36 ????????

Xavier Galan

Oct 10, 2019, 3:49 am Reply

Dude, they fucked you up lmfao! That dance at 8:48 though

Fatty x Wap Gaming

Oct 10, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

if my barber did that v on da back of my head we fighting ?

DE5TY

Oct 10, 2019, 1:35 pm Reply

Your hairline looks like shit buddy

Prodrifta

Oct 10, 2019, 12:24 am Reply

You know the barber and his Israel mafia forced him to bump up the review.

Moodaaa III

Oct 10, 2019, 2:59 am Reply

This guy looks like COMETHAZINES Indian cousin

Rico Thomas

Oct 10, 2019, 4:22 am Reply

i stg that hair cut looks like shit wtf are you talking about the fade is on point!!!! you looked better with out it!!

Sheldon Velazquez

Oct 10, 2019, 4:32 am Reply

He a kiss ass

L E

Oct 10, 2019, 6:38 am Reply

“Alex had honored me with my own very place…”

What?

Phước Thịnh Nguyễn Thông

Oct 10, 2019, 2:31 pm Reply

That dude looks like Gru from Despicable Me

All cops are nazis OGCIADC

Oct 10, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

How do you grow 90% neck bread but only 10% face beard?

All cops are nazis OGCIADC

Oct 10, 2019, 5:55 pm Reply

No fucking way im letting anyone besides a medical professional or chiropractor adjust my spine.

Onewheel aj

Oct 10, 2019, 6:28 pm Reply

Out here lookin like comethezine

Ministerie van defensie

Oct 10, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

Is it just me or does he look like ethan klein's little cousin

Aaron Dani

Oct 10, 2019, 11:16 pm Reply

LOL!!!

Jordan Bell

Oct 10, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

The mole

The-Hunting-KId 1

Oct 10, 2019, 7:08 am Reply

The v isn't even strait

Weenie Playz

Oct 10, 2019, 7:26 pm Reply

His smile is cringey asffff

DankOverloadTV

Oct 10, 2019, 10:11 pm Reply

why do you look exactly like alan resnick

OG Nog

Oct 10, 2019, 12:28 am Reply

Did u hire him to come here so it look like u did a good job

. “Shakes head”

OG Nog

Oct 10, 2019, 12:36 am Reply

He said the chairs r comfortable them hoes look stiff asf

Kaep00

Oct 10, 2019, 8:06 am Reply

Why they making this guy seem like osama bin laden he’s a pretty nice guy tbh he’s a thug

maxwell escobar

Oct 10, 2019, 8:11 am Reply

this was pretty hillarious

_Nova_Dropper_

Oct 10, 2019, 12:16 pm Reply

He Looks Like Some Kind OF Italian Mafia….

corey h

Oct 10, 2019, 12:37 pm Reply

Lmfaooo the worst line up I’ve ever seen and the fade is horrible omg he finna have pimples from the dirty buzzer

Karen macphee

Oct 10, 2019, 1:13 pm Reply

Love the sound effects lol when he tweeked your neck. And the spooky music when he was shaving you. It actually turned out nice. I hope they replaced the headrest or added some padding

leroy jenkins

Oct 10, 2019, 11:25 pm Reply

V

IRISH KNiGHT

Oct 10, 2019, 8:23 am Reply

7:26 I'm dying ??

zeppelin 911

Oct 10, 2019, 6:05 pm Reply

Not a kid

Geoffrey Figueroa

Oct 10, 2019, 1:18 am Reply

You're copying PhilipSolo. Vice has really gone to shit

ChaosFilms

Oct 10, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

That’s the worst cut I’ve ever seen

CLOUD9x MOSSB

Oct 10, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

Did he even touch his lining what’s what make a hair cut ohh nooooooooooo

Cadet

Oct 10, 2019, 9:57 pm Reply

I’m only watching this cause the barber that was cutting my hair didn’t understand what a fade in the back was… At least he cut my hair.

PicoDeGallo

Oct 10, 2019, 2:09 am Reply

The v is so off centered tho??

GamingUniverse

Oct 10, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

Lmfao "im doctor of this"

Jose Hernandez000

Oct 10, 2019, 10:43 pm Reply

Were ur hairline at tho?

TIME is on MY SIDE

Oct 10, 2019, 2:07 am Reply

Dayum the V in the back crooked as hell

A Half Assed Username

Oct 10, 2019, 3:38 am Reply

Taji asked for a lineup and a trimmed beard ???

ALT Brandini

Oct 10, 2019, 3:55 am Reply

He looks like Ethan from h3h3

CJ So FR3SH

Oct 10, 2019, 6:33 am Reply

7:05 why does he look like Ethan from h3h3

Anonymous Blank

Oct 10, 2019, 4:30 pm Reply

Nothing like a good egg and Cheese from the lowest rated barbershop in New York City

poggle15

Oct 10, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

Is this Buzzfeed?

Landieu Montz

Oct 10, 2019, 12:50 am Reply

Wtf 20$ for a fade?

Obito Uchiha

Oct 10, 2019, 3:39 am Reply

U goon

Benjisus ___

Oct 10, 2019, 4:30 am Reply

When he gets his haircut he looks like Ethan Kline, tell me I'm wrong

Bear that’s a Dave

Oct 10, 2019, 2:07 pm Reply

Waaay too forgiving…

Nathan

Oct 10, 2019, 5:57 pm Reply

Wow I’m sorry but this a trash haircut lmao ?

Rindez

Oct 10, 2019, 9:49 pm Reply

The haircut was not that good and they weren’t that nice..

PEppA

Oct 10, 2019, 1:07 am Reply

Not a kid LMAO

Alfy White

Oct 10, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

Stop taking ideas from phillipsolo.

ATD – JesseYT

Oct 10, 2019, 6:42 pm Reply

I feel bad fo him he looks like a loyal nice person but everyone seems mean to him except for you

Ryan Silver

Oct 10, 2019, 1:11 am Reply

Lol it’s Kim’s Dad from Soundgarden

Torper Vazquez

Oct 10, 2019, 7:32 am Reply

Goddamn,why i think this journalist so cute

ItzMubeen

Oct 10, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

Didn’t even give him a line up

דוד בוכמן

Oct 10, 2019, 10:23 pm Reply

??

Jeep Joseph

Oct 10, 2019, 11:15 pm Reply

Reminds me of a mobster and looks like gru

Muhammad N

Oct 10, 2019, 1:39 am Reply

that haircut actually sucks

John

Oct 10, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

this is so fucking cringe

Lol Man

Oct 10, 2019, 6:28 am Reply

wow here in my country u can get a dollar haircut and look like a hair stylist did it for u

GoogIe Chrome

Oct 10, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

U haven't been to the local countryside barber

Mr. Black

Oct 10, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

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Mr. Black

Oct 10, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

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Prantanil Bhowmick

Oct 10, 2019, 11:44 am Reply

He fucked up your hairlines

Coldzero14

Oct 10, 2019, 2:53 pm Reply

"Got a little hair in there"
blows air into mouth

VRN BANDS

Oct 10, 2019, 10:20 pm Reply

These edits lowkey clean

Gusset Blaster

Oct 10, 2019, 7:07 am Reply

Money laundering at its finest.

Hazrat Moohumad

Oct 10, 2019, 12:36 am Reply

F ucken slob, hope a black man shoots him

Flako Yamz

Oct 10, 2019, 6:08 am Reply

He fucked up your hair bro ?

johnny walker

Oct 10, 2019, 6:08 am Reply

You're in the Army now, son

johnny walker

Oct 10, 2019, 6:09 am Reply

They've got a fuggin minora in the window

johnny walker

Oct 10, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

They're gonna whack him

johnny walker

Oct 10, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

Mossad

johnny walker

Oct 10, 2019, 6:12 am Reply

The V is for very nice

Hazazi Azizan

Oct 10, 2019, 4:05 pm Reply

"People love us on Yelp" fuck you Alex go fuck yourself you fucking fuck, yeah he seems really love you really..

And by the way, he seems like a nice guy

NIGHTOWL 1963

Oct 10, 2019, 7:29 pm Reply

Never had or heard of a bad barber. Maybe these bad reviews on yelp are from people who expectations that are too high. I thought this guy did a good job overall.

Alex

Oct 10, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

dOnT tAlK

ITZAIDAN

Oct 10, 2019, 8:56 pm Reply

Their Advertising: People love us on yelp

Yelp: Hold on one second…

randomjester

Oct 10, 2019, 7:13 am Reply

$20 wow. I would not be able to afford a haircut in thr US.

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