| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

House Impeaches President Trump in Historic Vote: A Closer Look


-Today, Donald Trump became
the third President in history
to be impeached. For more on this it’s time
for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Well, here we are. President Trump
has been impeached. You know. The serial racist criminal who’s
already cheated in one election, obstructed justice in the
investigation of that election, used his office to enrich
himself, solicited bribes, inflicted human rights abuses
on migrant families, been accused
of sexual assault, had six close associates
indicted or jailed, you remember that guy? [ Laughter ] No, you know, the guy who almost
definitely committed tax fraud, admitted he broke the law
by misusing his personal charity to help his campaign,
began his presidency by settling a fraud lawsuit
over his scam university, orchestrated an extortion scheme
to cheat in the 2020 election, tried to cover it up,
got caught, obstructed Congress, directed an illegal scheme to pay hush money
to cover up an affair, and drove his golf cart
onto the green. [ Laughter and applause ] Yeah, that guy. And yet, Republicans are still
pretending to be surprised that there are people who take
issue with President Trump. This is like one of those
news stories where a guy gets arrested
for being a serial killer
for 40 years and reporters go
to his neighbors and ask, “Did you suspect anything,”
and they say, “Well, one time, I saw him with a chainsaw
wearing a hockey mask, but I just assumed
he was a lumberjack who played in the NHL.” [ Laughter ]
Now as we tape this, we’re expecting
the actual final vote to impeach Donald Trump
to happen any minute now. I mean, like,
right after we tape this and because we’re taping
right before the vote, that means we don’t have
video of the actual moment Trump was impeached. So as a placeholder,
we’d like to show you the second most embarrassing
thing to happen to Donald Trump, this clip of him
getting on Air Force One with toilet paper
stuck to his shoe. [ Laughter ] Because much like
the toilet paper, impeachment will follow Trump
wherever he goes. [ Laughter and applause ] In fact, I hope they put the
toilet paper in the Smithsonian next to the articles
of impeachment. [ Laughter ] Now, after a series
of procedural votes in the House this morning,
there were hours of debate on the actual articles
themselves. And to give you an idea of the
contrast between the two sides, here’s a sampling of some of
the pro-impeachment speeches during the floor debate. -It is tragic that
the President’s reckless actions make impeachment necessary. He gave us no choice. -President Trump
has demonstrated a clear pattern of wrongdoing. -No one in America could do
what Donald Trump did and get away with it. -And it is our duty
to impeach him. -No President may cheat
the people by working with foreign
governments to steal from us, a free and fair election. -He solicited foreign
interference before, he is doing it now,
and he will do it again. The President
is the smoking gun. -It’s true. Trump broke the law
in plain sight and admitted it.
He is the smoking gun. It’s like if the cop showed up
to the crime scene and there was Trump holding
a gun with his name on it and a piece of toilet paper on
the ground with his shoe print. [ Laughter ]
Now, compare to those speeches presenting evidence
of Trump’s impeachable offenses to the whiny rambling
of the Republicans. -I strongly oppose the articles
before us today and I hope that we will finally
move past this nightmare! -The matter before the House
today is based solely on a fundamental hatred
of our President. It’s a sham, a witch hunt,
and it’s tantamount to a coup. He’s rebuilding our military, he helped create
the space force. -We tied up
the Intelligence Committee, we tied up
the Judiciary Committee, and, oh, by the way,
the Ways and Means committee
had to give up their room. They couldn’t even meet while
you were doing all of this. -They want to take away my vote
and throw it in the trash. They want to
take away my President. -I believe the Democrats are
tearing this country apart. They’re tearing families apart. -First of all, it is rich
to accuse Democrats of tearing families apart
to defend a president who is literally
tearing families apart. Second —
[ Cheers and applause ] Second, they all sound like bratty teens
yelling at their parents. Stop coming in my room, you’re
tearing this family apart, I have to build
my Lego space force! [ Laughter ] So the House passed two articles
of impeachment against Trump. And if you ask me,
he got off easy with only two. Remember that dumb press
conference Trump did before he was inaugurated
where he lied and said he’d hand off
control of his businesses to his weird gargoyle sons and stood next to stacks of
folders full of business documents
that turned out to be blank, and then, for some reason,
just wandered off the stage like a confused old man? Democrats should have done that but with articles
of impeachment. This folder is for
soliciting bribes, this folder
for human rights abuses. And this folder is for the way Trump stands with his chest
puffed out, you know, like he’s trying
to get his hoverboard To go forward. [ Laughter ] Looks like he’s
waiting for someone to throw bird seed on the ground
so he can peck at it. [ Laughter ] So Trump is now
the third President in history to be impeached. Now obviously, he’ll very likely
be acquitted by the Republican Senate. But still, this judgment
will follow his name in history forever.
And as we all know, there’s nothing Donald Trump
cares about more than his name. He puts it on everything
from his tower to his helicopter
to his private jet. They’re going to have to change
the name from Trump to “Impeachment Airlines.”
[ Laughter ] Okay, folks,
we’re going to fly you about halfway
to your destination, and then, another airline
will have to take you the rest of the way.
[ Laughter ] In fact, Trump cares so much about protecting his name
and his place in history, which will be permanently
marred by impeachment, that yesterday, he sent
what can only be described as a truly
deranged six-page letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
whining about impeachment. Before we get into the worst
parts of the letter, just listen to how it starts. This is the first line —
“Dear Madam Speaker, I write to express my strongest
and most powerful protest against the partisan
impeachment crusade.” Alright, first of all,
we’ve already seen your strongest
and most powerful protest. All those times
in the Oval Office where you scream
like a lunatic. I mean, look at it. Looks like
something your tour guide would tell you to stay away from
during a boat ride through the Amazon River. [ Laughter ] But Trump’s letter
just gets crazier. Here’s just a sampling of
some of the most bat[bleep] lines from this
official document on White House letterhead. And just for fun, I’m going to
read it like a cartoon villain. “You have cheapened
the importance of the very ugly
word impeachment. You are declaring open war
on American democracy. It is a terrible thing
you are doing, but you will have
to live with it, not I.” [ Laughter ] “You have developed
a full-fledged case of what many in the media
call Trump derangement and sadly,
you will never get over it. You are the ones bringing pain
and suffering to our republic for your own selfish personal,
political and partisan gain. Once the phone call was made
public, your whole plot blew up, but that didn’t stop you
from continuing, and now,
I will twirl my mustache while I tie you
to these railroad tracks.” [ Laughter ] But my favorite line from
Trump’s insane letter is this. “Since the moment I won
the election, the Democratic Party has been
possessed by impeachment fever. Impeachment fever sounds like
he’s narrating an old newsreel about the Beatles landing
in America. Impeachment fever
is sweeping the nation. Look at the throngs
of teenagers screaming as they greet
the Fab Four. Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, and don’t forget
the dumb one, Donald. Uh-oh, looks like
he’s having trouble with his umbrella again. [ Laughter ] But I think maybe
the most insane line from Trump’s letter was this. “More due process was afforded
to those accused in the Salem
witch trials.” That’s right — Trump compared impeachment to the Salem
witch trials. But hey, you know. At least they didn’t compare it
to the Bible. I mean, that would be insane. Even Republicans aren’t
deranged enough to compare Trump to Jesus. -I want you to keep this
in mind. When Jesus was falsely accused
of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity
to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded
more rights to Jesus than the Democrats
have afforded this President in this process. -Jesus. [ Laughter ]
I mean — I mean that literally,
they actually compared him to — These people are
out of their minds! Soon, they’re going to start
claiming they saw images of Trump appear in their food. It was a miracle. I saw Trump’s
face in a piece of toast. [ Laughter ] But Trump has also been
complaining that Democrats are abusing
the impeachment process as was laid out
on the Constitution. And in particular, Trump has
complained multiple times recently that impeachment
is only supposed to be used sparingly
and reserved for presidents who have committed
even more crimes than he has. -It meant something. When you had serious
high crimes and misdemeanors. When you had serious crimes —
it’s impeachment. That would happen
every 50 years, every 40 years,
every 100 years. This was a big deal. I think it’s a horrible thing to be using the tool
of impeachment, which is supposed to be
used in an emergency, and it would seem many,
many, many years apart. -It’s not supposed to be
many, many years apart. Impeachment’s not Halley’s
Comet. It’s a fire truck. It shows up
when there’s a fire. [ Laughter ]
You’re not allowed to say, “We can only use that hydrant
once every 50 years. Sorry about your house.” Trump also continued to put his
Republican supporters in a bind by insisting that the phone call
with the president of Ukraine was not just unimpeachable
but perfect and he refused to take
any responsibility at all for what was
happening to him. -Mr. President, do you take
any responsibility for the fact that you’re
about to be impeached? -No, I don’t take any,
zero, to put it mildly. They took a perfect phone call that I had with
the president of Ukraine, an absolutely perfect call. You know it, they all know it, nothing was said wrong
in that call. -No, we don’t know that
because it’s not true. Trump’s like a guy at a party telling you
an embarrassing story who assumes the same thing
has happened to you. “The other night,
I ate too much chili, got drunk, went to karaoke,
puked, slipped on the puke, farted and split my pants. You know, guys, you’ve been
there, we’ve all been there.” [ Laughter ] Whenever Trump does this,
he makes it impossible for even his staunchest allies
to defend him. Just take GOP
Congressman Doug Collins, who was asked during
yesterday’s impeachment hearing was Trump’s call perfect? And Collins, instead of
answering the simple question, spewed a bunch of incoherent
nonsense until he just gave up. -Was the President’s call
with President Zelensky perfect, as the President has said, and was it appropriate for him
to ask another country to investigate
an American citizen? -As I’ve said before, there was
nothing wrong with the call, and then, when you look at it,
again, I — frankly, the last — The problem I’m having right now is exactly the last
15 minutes of this. Great oratory on a lot of things that mean nothing
to this actual impeachment. I mean, get down to the bottom
line here, and — honestly — let him answer that question,
I’m get back to it later — Because everything
has been thrown out here is exactly the what the problem
we’ve had in the discussion, and this idea of —
we’ve disproven the facts, we’ve talked about the law,
put it in the Constitution — so I’m not —
I can yell them both, i can talk about both of them,
the problem we have here is, is, this is the very problem
we have — and I’ll just address one thing
before I let it back, or if you want me
to switch right now I will. -Oh, my God,
what are you talking about? He’s like the worst “Taboo”
partner in history. You know the guy
who just keeps repeating the same words really fast
like it’s going to help? Okay, it’s like,
“Uh, okay, you know, how when there’s nothing wrong,
you know, like, how sometimes you’re wrong
except it’s not wrong, so there’s nothing wrong,
you know, the opposite of wrong, you did nothing wrong,
it’s not wrong, there’s nothing wrong.”
[ Buzzer ] The answer was perfect,
it was a perfect call. Like his fellow Republicans…
[ Applause ] …Collins has also
been complaining about the impeachment
process itself. During both today’s hearing
and yesterday’s hearing, he claimed Democrats were
rushing the impeachment vote. But he kept repeating
a bizarre analogy that was very hard to follow. -The clock and the calendar
are terrible masters. They do not care about anything except getting the time done
and the calendar fixed. They do not care about facts,
they do not care about time, and one day, the clock
and the calendar will hang along this body
in a very detrimental way. The clock and the calendar
are terrible masters. And the majority
will own that problem today. Because to the clock
and the calendar, facts don’t matter. The clock and the calendar
are terrible masters. And they lead to awful results. And yes, there will be
a day of reckoning. The calendar and the clock
will continue. And so, whatever you may gain
will be short-lived. Because the clock
and the calendar also recognize common sense. -What does that mean?
[ Laughter ] The clock and the calendar
are terrible masters, but they also
recognize common sense. That sounds like
an English translation of a German fairytale designed
to make children work harder. [ Laughter ]
It sounds like Werner Herzog narrating
one of his documentaries. Nature has two primal forces, the clock and the calendar
and they are terrible masters, but they understand
common sense, and you cannot outsmart them.
If you befriend the clock, the calendar will kill you
in your sleep and the clock will laugh. [ Laughter ] Tick-tock, tick-tock,
that is how a clock laughs. A clock is always
laughing at you. [ Laughter ] So the President
is an adult lunatic with a tenuous grasp on reality
propped up by a party and a right-wing media apparatus that lies and rambles
nonsensically. In fact, the Republican
contribution to the impeachment debate today
was basically a competition to see who can be
more sycophantic towards Trump. We’ve already had comparisons to the Salem
witch trials and Jesus. At then, at one point today, a GOP Congressman
literally asked for a moment of silence for
the people who voted for Trump. -So I want to use my time
to call on this chamber, for members to rise and observe
a moment of silent reflection. To give every member here
the chance to pause for a moment and remember the voices of
the 63 million American voters the Democrats today
are wanting to silence. -Alright.
If the 63 million who voted for Trump
get a moment of silence, can we also have a moment
for the 66 million who voted against him to go,
whaaaaat the [bleep]? [ Cheers and applause ] What? Among the many important
takeaways today, there’s one very simple one
that everyone should remember
and it’s this. Impeachment is very popular
and Donald Trump is not. Consistently in poll after poll,
about half of Americans say Trump should be impeached
and removed from office. Even a Fox News poll
found this week that 54% of Americans
wanted Trump impeached. And that’s Fox News,
Trump’s favorite channel. That would be like
if the Game Show Network changed their slogan
to “Okay, boomer.” [ Laughter ] What all of this
comes down to is pretty simple. Republicans believe that if
you challenge their power, you are illegitimate.
That’s why they gerrymander, stack the courts, suppress votes
and cheat in elections. And that’s why impeachment
was necessary because we live
in a democracy and Trump tried to corrupt
that democracy by cheating, and now, he’s the third
President ever to be impeached. History
will remember this day because if you learn
anything from Republicans, it’s that Trump will not be
able to run away from — -The clock and the calendar.
[ Laughter ] -This has been “A Closer Look.”

100 Comments

Sapphire Riddles

Dec 12, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

"He helped create the space force" is now a DEFENSE?????? Seriously?
Every member of the GOP should be ashamed of their current conduct

dmwegnerowicz7554

Dec 12, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

Let us all have a moment of silence for SATAN and his Demons! His son Donald just led 63 million souls into HELL! WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caroline Christine

Dec 12, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

Rep. Doug Collins is using the Boomhauer defense…

Kevin Beasley

Dec 12, 2019, 6:00 am Reply

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/12/18/us/politics/trump-impeachment-vote.html

Dejay Rezme

Dec 12, 2019, 7:21 am Reply

This is moving closer and closer to some soap opera / reality TV show. Soon we'll have full on idiocracy once they fully poisoned the drinking water and burned the rest of the world.
These guys are monsters. But they are going to continue to do this farce even when Trump is out of office. That guy will never shut up and the media will show you his spread cheeks every day for the next decade.
It's already over. Democracy is done.

David DeLaney

Dec 12, 2019, 8:05 am Reply

… so Trump is saying he has NOT committed the biggest crimes, the best, the most memorable?

–Dave, mark the day on your clock and calendar

ps: does Doug Collins know that Googly Eyes ™ is using his likeness to make miiiillions?

LindseyLouise

Dec 12, 2019, 4:22 pm Reply

The clock and the calendar!? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

Linen Gray

Dec 12, 2019, 4:50 pm Reply

I wonder what flavour of Kool-Aid the Republicans are drinking? It must be acid based because they are all tripping balls.

Eugenio Colussi filho

Dec 12, 2019, 6:08 pm Reply

THIS GUYS DESERVE TO BE WITCH UNTED.

FosterZygote

Dec 12, 2019, 8:15 pm Reply

"They want to take away my vote and throw it in the trash! They can't do that to me, I'm a white male! "

Hoodoo Man

Dec 12, 2019, 11:14 pm Reply

One way to stop the Republicans in the Senate from cheating the system is to require them to wear handcuffs behind their back and duck tape on their mouth.

C Angel

Dec 12, 2019, 2:25 am Reply

โ€IMPEACHMENT IS ABOUT CLEANSING THE OFFICEโ€ #LINDSEYGRAHAM

Taylor Morris

Dec 12, 2019, 6:17 am Reply

73 million people voted against trump, not just 66. 66 million is just the people that voted for clinton but another 7 million voted for other candidates, mostly for gary johnson.

Elemental GQ

Dec 12, 2019, 6:47 am Reply

Doug "we've disproven the facts" collins

Badger Fishinski

Dec 12, 2019, 8:05 am Reply

Witch hunt continues. Trump is NOT impeached until the House sends the articles of impeachment to the Senate. Get used to Trump cuz he's going to win in 2020. Sure the Dems may win Calif, NY and Illinois…. but the rest of America knows that this has been nothing more than a witch hunt to dismantle the 2016 election. Go out an vote for Trump in 2020 ! We need everyone who wants Trump to win….to go out and vote. Just like we did in 2016. Keep draining that swamp.

Badger Fishinski

Dec 12, 2019, 8:08 am Reply

oh no… Seth Meyers isn't biased! haha. What a bunch of propaganda Bulsh*t on this TV show. Wow! This really cracks me up…. Here's the truth….Trump is gonna win in 2020, and we aren't going into Socialism, like the Dems want. Vote Trump and your taxes will stay down… and the economy will keep booming…………The people know what really matters at the end of the day.. and that's why Trump is best for our country…and that's why Trump will win.

vliduu zeeb

Dec 12, 2019, 10:23 am Reply

means????!!! LOL!!!! I'm dying from laughter and AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

Chris Wood

Dec 12, 2019, 1:44 pm Reply

Reasonable people can have disagreements and we have to respect alternate viewpoints, but canโ€™t we just throw all these moronic Republicans into the sea?

Observ45er

Dec 12, 2019, 4:01 pm Reply

These Georgia guys can actually feed themselves and tie their own shoes???

Observ45er

Dec 12, 2019, 4:56 pm Reply

A new adult-children's book: "The clown, the clock and the calendar".

AngelNClown

Dec 12, 2019, 9:18 pm Reply

14:10 That WHAAAAATTTT the fxck??!!! should be a meme goddammit!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Servando Martinez

Dec 12, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

The funny thing is that he says Trump is tearing families apart when we know that started when Obama was in office

Able Tasman

Dec 12, 2019, 12:18 am Reply

The President is a lunatic……. gee, too generous imho.

Kat M

Dec 12, 2019, 7:46 am Reply

If TRumpfftโ€™s face EVER appears in any of my food, I WILL NEVER eat that type of food again! I already refuse to eat Cheetos and tangerines now because of him…

Richard Johnson

Dec 12, 2019, 8:35 am Reply

The clock and the calendar is code for domestic war. It's a doomsday code.

Brett Paradise

Dec 12, 2019, 11:43 am Reply

And he ate pizza with a fork and knife !!

Jason Olson

Dec 12, 2019, 2:16 pm Reply

Hes been impeached he don't get to run in 2020

veronica Alleyne

Dec 12, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

basically republicans can dish it out like when they gerrymander & suppress votes but, can't take it if they think their venomous whishes will be overridden by an actual fair & just process

veronica Alleyne

Dec 12, 2019, 5:04 pm Reply

not a man who takes responsibility in general, that I can recall

tnskyhawk

Dec 12, 2019, 6:09 pm Reply

Seth Myers should be the voice of the next Joker in the animated series.

Impeachment should be used on more serious crimes like Clinton.

Peter Fitzpatrick

Dec 12, 2019, 10:15 pm Reply

"Orange man bad" …. meanwhile creepy joe & cokehead hunter get a pass from the left… embarrassing. ๐Ÿ™„
(And I'm not even american… )
The US is the laughing-stock of the planet, criminals in plain sight with hard evidence against them … & they want to punish their POTUS for rooting out corruption… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

GoTeamCook

Dec 12, 2019, 10:48 pm Reply

"And now I will twirl my mustache while I tie you to these railroad tracks!" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sis I Si

Dec 12, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

Sorry Seth but only Paul F. Tompkins can do Werner

Sigh Westberry

Dec 12, 2019, 11:40 pm Reply

i want you to keep this in mind……..at 7:29 minutes….Barry Loudermilk…….is Lying……Pontius Pilate DID NOT give Jesus any opportunity to face his
accusers…….Read the bible yourself..the account is at John 18 and 19

Deavontea Atitus

Dec 12, 2019, 3:53 am Reply

Why did America impeach Trump if he can not be removed from the presidency because of the senate majority? Also, are Trump supporters not allowed to have TV programs? The only American TV shows I see only say horrible remarks of him?

19fenderman60

Dec 12, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

Seth youโ€™re so wrong. Pelosi is holding the articles of impeachment. He was not impeached. So sad that your stupid viewers get their political views from you.

jack m

Dec 12, 2019, 4:21 am Reply

I love how I said โ€œwhat is he talking about?โ€ Just before Seth said it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

seeni gzty

Dec 12, 2019, 12:01 pm Reply

"They want to take away my vote and throw it in the trash! They can't do that to me, I'm a white male! "

nicholas cisternino

Dec 12, 2019, 12:24 pm Reply

at the very beginning of this posting, seth brilliantly summed up all of the orange lunatics crimes… Now, I ask why can't the democrats do the same? of course take out of the comedy aspect of it, but remind america every damn chance they get of all this bloated, make-up wearing, bleach blonde, lunatic has done against the law…. republicans would be doing it if it was the other way around, hell they're actually doing it now against democrats spite the fact they're ninety five percent lies…. grow a spine democrats BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY/WORLD CANNOT SURVIVE ANOTHER TERM OF THIS NUT. HE'S ABOUT TO START WWIII.

Cheryl Lawlor

Dec 12, 2019, 2:17 pm Reply

President Trump isnโ€™t impeached until there is a real trial. The Democrats are good at holding false investigations with fake
court applications to hold them. Should be a few FBI leaders in jail now over contempt of court and seeking to defraud the courts.

MaryLou Sherman

Dec 12, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

Tic Tock!!!๐Ÿคจ

Mehedi Hasan

Dec 12, 2019, 4:16 pm Reply

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End Political Corruption

Dec 12, 2019, 5:02 pm Reply

No surprise — more projection by the Republicans. If Hillary had won, they were ready to begin impeachment proceedings on day one. They admitted as much.

Christian Haimet

Dec 12, 2019, 5:09 pm Reply

Is there ever going to be a day of reckoning for Republican representatives? Any kind of accountability? 50 years of increasingly cynical, reactionary, counter-factual, racist, moronic, non-sensical, and counter-productive tirades and political manoeuvres in broad daylight with no consequences. Since 1969. And its only gotten worse with every new decade. Nixon, Reagan, Gingrich, Palin, McConnell and now Trump and the gang. Is it just an endless downward spiral. Bc Trump and GOP reps still seem impervious.

End Political Corruption

Dec 12, 2019, 5:16 pm Reply

"Republicans believe that if you challenger their power, you're illegitimate. That's why they gerrymander, stack the courts, suppress votes, and cheat in elections."

Judi Spackman

Dec 12, 2019, 7:16 pm Reply

Bah Hum bug! Repubickkkans. Deplorables. They are dumber than a trump.

Pratwurscht Gulasch

Dec 12, 2019, 9:02 pm Reply

the TP was funny the first 5 times, can you come up with new and funny stuff?

dittmar104

Dec 12, 2019, 11:08 pm Reply

Jesus wasnโ€™t falsely accused based on the law enforced by Roman occupation.

David Rogers

Jan 1, 2020, 2:00 am Reply

Trump is trash…..he's subhuman. with his bootlickers in lockstep

paul

Jan 1, 2020, 5:28 am Reply

Autism at it's finest

marcelkat

Jan 1, 2020, 6:53 am Reply

Democrats are the one's tearing families apart?๐Ÿค” interesting

Ro Mu

Jan 1, 2020, 7:45 am Reply

Seth you are a hilarious delight!

Joe Eckert

Jan 1, 2020, 9:05 am Reply

Trump thinks impeachment is only for emergencies. Bill Clinton was impeached for getting a BJ. Was that an emergency?

butti fdft

Jan 1, 2020, 12:46 pm Reply

People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never take responsibility for their actions .

E M

Jan 1, 2020, 6:18 pm Reply

USA, how the f do you vote for these people, are you so fking dumb?

Patrick Modell

Jan 1, 2020, 8:11 pm Reply

#Trump2020#Buildthatwall

DemonLordChaos

Jan 1, 2020, 10:44 pm Reply

The clock and the calendar though D:

David H

Jan 1, 2020, 12:09 am Reply

I wonder if they'll try him as an adult.

said ali

Jan 1, 2020, 4:01 pm Reply

Rep. doug collins what is he smoking this guy is high on some high level stuff!

Onebie

Jan 1, 2020, 6:16 pm Reply

To be fair, since day one you could hear people "IMPEACH HIM!"
With all that media coverage and so on and his base and support barely changed.
Even CNN believes Trump has a good chance to get a second term…

You know what? I would like to see that and the shock and disbelief on Seth, Trevor, John and Stephen again. Right after election night, their reactions were hilarious.

Bright side, only 4 years of Trump, if he wins again.

Juice Classik

Jan 1, 2020, 12:22 am Reply

Type in seth myers on utube, and every video is about Donnie.. This not comedy, its programmed Trump derangement syndrome.. DUM DUMS!!!!!

mrtsiris

Jan 1, 2020, 2:27 am Reply

media propaganda

Suzanne O’Hearn

Jan 1, 2020, 11:14 am Reply

THIS IS THE BEST THE REPUBLICANS SOUND LIKE THIRD GRADERS OH MY GOD SO FUNNY PUT THIS ON BEFORE THE NEXT IMPEACHMENT HEARING GREAT JOB

Smaragdwolf

Jan 1, 2020, 3:35 pm Reply

the only useful that Republican said was, that Clock and Calender are terrible masters. A universal truth in our modern world.
…but that is what truely modern Countries noticed and took Action. Like making sure that Workers dont have to answer Company-mails in their free-time, people having a guaranteed, decent amount of Vacation days per year to recover, implementing working systems so that sick people can get healthy without fearing to loose their jobs or needing drugs around the clock to get "healthy" faster.

OnThisSideoftheSky

Jan 1, 2020, 6:04 pm Reply

Is it historic, if it happened just 22 years ago?

Julia Yenia

Jan 1, 2020, 1:49 am Reply

Dear gods, this whole "the clock and the calendar are harsh masters and the will remember" babbling – is he on drugs? Is he preparing for an insanity plea? Has he been spending too much time around Trump and it turns out that inability to speak English is contagious?
These guys are involved in running one of the global powers?
That explains a horrifying lot about the state of the world.

Wendy Somers

Jan 1, 2020, 8:29 am Reply

HOW DID THIS GUY EVER GET ELECTED????!!! (10:53) (11:52)

Wendy Somers

Jan 1, 2020, 8:37 am Reply

TRUMP'S MENTAL IMBALANCE MUST BE CONTAGIOUS!!! EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOWN HERE THAT SUPPORTS HIM SOUNDS LIKE A NUTBAR!!!

1Me

Jan 1, 2020, 10:50 am Reply

He will start a war with Iran. Great US went from corrupt leader and king without cloths to killing the world. Nice one.

1Me

Jan 1, 2020, 10:52 am Reply

Space force ๐Ÿ™‚

Joshua Chambers

Jan 1, 2020, 10:58 am Reply

Why does he sound like the new Conan

smackdowner

Jan 1, 2020, 1:33 pm Reply

The stupidity of Republicans is unreal

Paul C. Sachse Jr.

Jan 1, 2020, 3:30 pm Reply

My sides hurt, I was laughing so hard

david mccallum

Jan 1, 2020, 4:56 pm Reply

THERE IS NO IMPEACHMENT.

fishface123ism

Jan 1, 2020, 6:08 pm Reply

"Zero Percent to put it mildly…they took an absolutely PERFECT call"…what a blooming idiot this President.

Mary Anne Horn

Jan 1, 2020, 8:54 pm Reply

bye Debbie Lesko

Mary Anne Horn

Jan 1, 2020, 9:04 pm Reply

watching again: the clock and the calendar will save the US from these people

Zaheenullah Khan

Jan 1, 2020, 9:47 pm Reply

Presidency is a water pool and trump is like a toaster , so when you throw a toaster in a pool ,IT SIMPLY DOESN'T WORK.

RoosterStone

Jan 1, 2020, 2:54 am Reply

…. Seth dude, get on it bro, it's time for a closer look!!

Turtle McWerdle

Jan 1, 2020, 4:19 am Reply

Iโ€™m from Arizona and I donโ€™t know how the hell that lady became our representative

Ruby Duncan

Jan 1, 2020, 4:12 pm Reply

You wankers need to stop listening to this stupidity…if you did you'd see the lies of the left so plainly and it will shock the very foundation of all we've been so mind-controlled to believe…I like this one…
ARE YOU AWAKE?

MSM = propaganda tool of the D party.

POTUS economy – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS job creating (record) – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS GPD – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS fair trade (protect America) – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS manufacturing – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS record low unemployment – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS tax reform (more take home money) – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS save the world from NK – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS stock market gains – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS undo harmful regulations – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS boost US energy dominance – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS protect US homeland – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS combatting opioids – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS accountability (audit Pentagon, SC, re-org executive branch etc.) – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS protecting life – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS helping Veterans – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS peace through strength – not good enough – IMPEACH.

POTUS restore confidence/respect of US – not good enough – IMPEACH.

โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..all while under constant attack.

DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THE TRUTH IS SPREADING?

DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THEY ARE LOSING THEIR SLAVE GRIP HOLD?

DO YOU NOT BELIEVE WE ARE WINNING?http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2018/06/27/poll-72-of-americans-believe-establishment-media-intentionally-report-fake-news/

'SILENT'

MAJORITY NO MORE.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

WWG1WGA!!!!!

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY.

Q

Michele Mcneill

Jan 1, 2020, 8:16 pm Reply

Is Doug Collins for real? Lol!

RIOTEOUS

Jan 1, 2020, 7:51 pm Reply

Learn to speak Russian… Just like Trump!ย 
https://youtu.be/-6LrtWsdj8A

joe sifford

Jan 1, 2020, 12:13 am Reply

Just frigging FLUSH the "GOLDEN SHOWER" PEE-PEE prez trumpf-TURD 10 to 15 times….

Kenny Martin

Jan 1, 2020, 4:49 am Reply

I just need to set this dumb argument straight. Pilot is notorious as one of the most cruel despots in the roman empire and would have afforded Jesus next to no rights before literally torturing the man to death. The rest of history disagrees with the flowery, bias accounts in the bible.

Kenny Martin

Jan 1, 2020, 4:54 am Reply

"Serious high crimes and misdemeanors"
Nixon was impeached for trying to erase evidence and Clinton was impeached for an affair. Impeachment does not require severe crimes, they just have to be crimes, big or small.

Alienshade

Jan 1, 2020, 7:43 am Reply

If nothing happens to Trump. I beleve that USA is an Anarcy and Capitalistic country. And that everyting can be Anarcy with enuff money and power.

Draconicus the Reaper

Jan 1, 2020, 1:46 pm Reply

3:18 okay, you can not expect to be taken seriously when you say "Space Force" like it's an actual thing… honestly Space Force?.. if you're gonna BS the idea of a police force in Space why that dumbass and generic name?

why not something less ridiculous like Galactic Guard?

Borgnine H.

Jan 1, 2020, 1:32 am Reply

It was a PeRfEcT pHoNe CaLl

Devenique Rogers

Jan 1, 2020, 12:08 pm Reply

White Sick Ass Privilege.

Paul Warren

Jan 1, 2020, 1:39 pm Reply

THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO BE RID OF 12 SOUTHERN STATES WHO ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN , (INCLUDING TEXAS & FLORIDA) .
WE NEED TO MERGE WITH CANADA , & LET THE MIDDLE EAST (IRAN & IRAQ KNOW THAT THOSE 12 STATES IN THE SOUTH CAUSED ALL OF THEIR TROUBLES , NOT THE REST OF US .
LET THOSE 12 STATES BEAR THE BRUNT OF FUTURE3 ISIS TYPE ORGANIZATIONS THAT WILL BE SENT FROM THE MIDDLE EAST .
THE REST OF US DID NOT WANT THESE WARS . PWW

Rayon Williams

Jan 1, 2020, 8:59 am Reply

Lol today is my first time watching this show and I am in love with the commentary. Will definitely be on a marathon now.

Justine Lindley

Jan 1, 2020, 10:31 am Reply

The Clock (= Klux) and the Calendar (=Clan) are terrible masters (= master race) and don't care about anything but getting the time done (= hate crimes they wrote in their KKK Times Newsletter) and Calendar fixed (=Clan organized). They do not care about facts (=legalities and rights) or time (= jail) and one day the Clock and the Calendar (=KKK) will hang (= lynch) along this body (=House/govt) in a very detrimental way. When someone fans his hands in the air to tell you something that sounds odd but expects it to be obvious then figure on it. It's just like Melania wearing that jacket with the words "I really don't care, do u?" to a migrant child detention center to dispel to both sides that she is avoiding both sides while using them. Once a con artist, always a con artist. Also, HG Wells spoke about the clock and calendar to represent the mysteries of the supernatural which is what the KKK pretend to foster when they really just listen to satan.

CJ Johns

Jan 1, 2020, 4:13 am Reply

Seth, talking fast doesn't make your BULLSHIT any truer.Sadly most of your audience is too brainless to fact check. "HISTORIC"? DIDN'T you mean "HYSTERICAL"?

Kym Skiver

Jan 1, 2020, 4:36 am Reply

This explains (link) the GOP's ridiculousness. I would not be surprised if the GOP senate does impeach tRump..and planned it all along to put Pence in place. They are just ranting to keep tRump in the dark until the ax comes down. Then Pence, especially if another war starts, is ripe to run incumbent. It makes their absurd nonsensical declarations make sense doesn't it?
There is NO WAY Pence could ever get elected otherwise. He is too fanatical in his religion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knN2TXQPzw

Skot Matthews

Jan 1, 2020, 2:03 pm Reply

The clock and the calendar sounds like a children's book

Jack Riley

Jan 1, 2020, 9:07 pm Reply

No
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Take our
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Long,Leve
The
People
.

sugarmilk28

Jan 1, 2020, 2:00 am Reply

Did these Republicans go to school T.T….are they even aware of what is happening to the US?? Too busy having fun playing candy xrush

* BeckStar *

Jan 1, 2020, 6:38 am Reply

๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ
Did the toast have orange marmalade on it??

Alta Montgomery

Jan 1, 2020, 10:24 pm Reply

and it's not fair to the American people that if we commit a crime we got to go to jail he's a human being just like you and me Donald Trump he bleeds like you and me he gets sick like you and me he's on medication like you and me what makes him so special he's a human beingwhat is not fair to the American people that those who commit crimes have to do time and he doesn't it's unfairdid the American public cuz he's no different than me and you if he gets shot he either going to bleed to death and die just like if I get shot I'm going to bleed to death or I get or I die if I get stabbed same thing that happens if he gets that same way it happened so what is the problem

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