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GUESS WHO’S BACK!! | Resident Evil 7 – Part 7

ok… Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Resident Evil. Now, that party wasn’t what I thought it would be, but I guess he promised a party, and he did deliver even though it was a really shitty Birthday Party. But now I’ve got this D-Series Head From this screaming, bound up corpse. I don’t know why it died screaming, if it is dead AT ALL, which is very uncertain in these times. Creepy Voice: Finally! Yeah, finally okay I got that, what does that mean for me? I still don’t even know! Did I even change out my inventory? No I didn’t, I need to get all of my shit again… I’ll be right back I’m gonna grab all my stuuuff. Okay, so I should be good. I got my knife, my gun, my grenade launcher and my shotgun along with one first aid. I don’t have a lot left buuut… I’m going to have to make do. I don’t know how well this is going to go, but at least my defense coin on me, and I’ve got the brain and the arm. I don’t know what good that’s gonna do, but let’s find out! Is this place still on fire? Ohh good the fire went out.. Let me just save after I’ve done all that kerfuckling. Alright so now the mystery remains as to what is ahead because it’s not on my map so, I’m supposed to be rescuing Mia and Zoe, but I still don’t know where Mia and Zoe are… OOOHHHH This isn’t a party room! Oh, this is the opposite of that! What do you expect me to do here? Oh, okay. Alright then, I’m trying to pay very close attention at absolutely anything. They seem to be loading me up with ammo again which is very good. I haven’t had to use it in the last sequence. So that’s good Alright. OH, my crank a yank! Oh, I forgot about my crank a yank! Oh good. I can probably– Woah Hey, I see you up there! Can I get ya? Yeah I can, okay. I still don’t know what good that does me.. Hopefully something. So I gotta go get my crank a yank out of this thing but I’m full up. Dammit. Alright, I’mma have to leave the lock picks behind and hope that I come across one again… Psycho Stimulants too because I just don’t have enough room, for absolutely everything. I mean I can drop off the crank as soon as I’m done with it I suppose but, I just want to make sure that I have absolutely everything I need going forward. ‘Cause I don’t know how far this swamp goes. I mean I know it’s Louisiana and there’s probably a lot of swamps but, you think there would be some sort of designation along public access routes. That didn’t make any sense at all! Ah fuck And I’mma go off the base assumption that I don’t need the crank a yank anymore. And I’m gonna put it away at great risk to my own personal belongings. Alright I’m taking a risk, I better not need it again; if I have to come running back, I’m going to be very pissed! Alright So it’s time for Lucas to get his come-uppance– I don’t think it’s time for a grenade launcher to the face just yet. But that’s gonna happen, I’mma.. I’m gonna grenade him to the face. And hopefully be able to rescue Mia out of all this I still don’t know if that’s even gonna be possible! I still don’t know if Zoe knows exactly what she’s doing with this serum. Like, how does she know this? Who told her this?! Its not like this family ever researched this and found it out for themselves. No. They must have had some sort of training Or someone telling them what to do so that they would be able to execute these things, and also test other people for this. Ehhhh question of the day? Boobytrap? Ahh, thank goodness gracious! Ohhh. Okay. Just the wiiind. Alright good. Alright. So I got burner fuel but, I don’t need it because I don’t have a burner. eeee I want to make sure I have absolutely everything that I neeeed. Let me just open the rest of the bullshit– OHH GOD DAMNIT! OH IT’S A FUCKING CRANK-A-YANK I DONT FUCKING HAVE THE CRANK-A-YANK UHHHHHHHHHHH. Also theres one magnum ammo. Now I’m- I’m willing to guess that the magnum must be an unbelievably powerful gun if you only get one bullet at a time. So, maybe it might be a good idea, maybe it’s like the grenade launcher– Oh fucking hell. Hi! No. No. AHhhhHhha HAhHhhHa You got fuuuuuucked up. You got fuuuucked up! ANYBODY ELSE? Oh hey! There’s a whole bunch of other people. Alright then. Alright, let’s see if I can do this. BLOP! *Awkward silence combined with gunshots* CMON. Oh no you don’t. *shotgun fires* One down! You’ve got– You’ve gotta be close. THERE WE GO! Just one more pop-shot. Alright, Not too bad! Woah.. What, is there more?!?! Oh, there is more! What are you doing over there? Stop being an ***. *Awkward silence combined with gunshots pt. 2* Got one down– *Shaman chanting* ♩ bop bop ber dop bop ♩ And you’re dead! Man they knew that you would have to go back for the Crank-A-Yank! They planned for you to go back for the Crank-A-Yank! *speaks to himself* They planned you would be a big dumb doo-fee doof Markiplier. *still speaks to himself awkwardly* I know, they’re out to get me and they’re against me. Son of a bitch. It better break after this one. It better fucking break. Nope Oh, ok I took it then, alright. So I got to get the magnum ammo. ‘Cause that’s apparently very important. Now the question is do I risk going back and dropping off the Crank-A-Yank if I need it one more time… And I must- fucking fucking fucking NOPE! Awww fuck you. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! YEAHH– oh boy. I was in the middle of something there– woah Ok, you’re dead, Yes? Okay. Definitely dead. I hope so. Anyways, so I’m going to take the risk! But, If I get even one mo– WOAH hey. Fucker– fucking– *Awkward silence with gunshots pt.3* waaah- BOOPY ♩ BABA BOP BOOP BOOP BABADA BOOP BOOP♩ What the fuck? Thought I got– Oh you had your arm in front of your face okay that would explain a lot. Alright, well… Party’s starting really early here. They better give me another box at some point, or another save point *gasp* They do! Ohh, they’re so nice! Oh, they’re so nice and that’s a lot of shotgun shells which is very concerning for me. SO what I need to do is I need to put away this one magnum ammo.. I need to put away the crank-a-yanker… I need to put away… I probably shouldn’t’ve taken the arms with me or the psycho-stimulant, I didn’t need either of those But at least I’m prepared and that’s what matters…SO! What do we got here… Gunpowder… We got another– Is this a booby trap? Nope, more shotgun sheeellsszz… I think it knows what I like the most. Oooh, hell yea. Okay so that– that definitely reinforces the idea that grenade launcher… Uhhh You know what? I’m gonna put these back! Maybe I don’t need ’em on me right now because it would be a little be a little illogical about that, and then maybe, maybe just maybe, maybe maybe baby– Maybe I would be able to, uuh, meet back with Zoe… I-in the.. trailer and then be able to cook up whatever monstrosity serum that they’re trying to do. Up the rickety stairs we go. To what death? I don’t even know. Don’t even think I wanna know. And it better not be another cranky-yank! Oh. Hi. Okay, so you are just up here by yourself. Ok. Hello. Mia, Zoe. Hi. Mia. Mia? Oh.. Uh-oh. That’s a bad sign. That’s a trap! Mia! R-remember how you tried to kill me? That was awesome. Good times, huh? Okay… Well that was. Uneventful. Zoe? Hi. Nice to meet you! Oh, ok. Pleasantries aside, then. What happened to Southern hospitality?
(haven’t you been with an evil family in Lousiana the whole game) OHHH OK I GET IT I PUT ‘EM AWAY FOR ONE DAMN SECOND… I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m an asshole! That’s what I’m doing. What’s an arm without without something to crank? I got ’em. What’re you going to do with them THERE? Y-you’re literally tied up. I was assuming… There’s enough for two..? What does that mean, there’s enough for two? What’re you gonna cook it in a soup can? Can I have that bag? Okay… So– Ohh, ok. Okay. WOAH, HEY WOAH!! HI!! WOAAH!! WOAAAH Hoooooly shit! What are you?! Are you Daddy?! Ohhh no, are you Lucas? OWW! Oh boy, ok, new ammo! Hoh boy, oh boy, oh boy This ain’t good. I see ya! I see your weak spot. Oh you got LOTS of weak spots. Ohhh How in the fu– WOAAAOOAAAO Ugh, gross. Grrrross. Holy shit Okay this is bizarre and fucked up. W– HEEEEYEYAY I dunno WHAT you’re gonna let stand WOAH Holy shit Woooaah Hey dude! Wooaah M– uh oh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Oh, fuck I dunno what’s effective against you. Woah, hey! Alright. Well, calm down there. How ’bout you burn up here? That’d be nice. Oh I see ya, I see ya. Weak, I see a weak spot. Woah. Ok. Oh boy, oh boy, where you going, where you going? Where you going, where you going? Woah. Yeah, I’m beginning to think the same thing. What are you doing? What are you doing? Am I supposed to do something– Oh, hi. Hello. You blind? Woah, hey, oh you shouldn’t be up here! Ohhhhkay? Alright This is surprisingly effective! Alright. Can I shotgun that armmmmmm? Woah. AHHHH! Oh fucking shit! Oh that ain’t good. I need this, c’moooon sploosh Oh fuck , you’re HUNGRY?! Then you should’ve eaten more for dinner! Where are you? Better not eat nothing down there… Nothing down there for you to eat! Boink! Fuck I missed! I think – I think she’s dead. Sorry. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news You know what I’m just gonna– *Daddy groans* WOOOAAHHH WOAHHHHHhhhh What the fuck did that do!? Oh shit this shit’s on fire now that’s not good Ohhh I dunno about that Jack. Woahh boy Alright out of those… k Welp, alright NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO He’s got like a weak spot on his underside that he’s protecting… oh boy oH BOY OH BOY OH BOY WOAHHH WOAH OWWW FUCKING I only have one of these left This is my last one but it’ll get me to full Oh come on give me the shot gun shells Gimme gimme gimme WA-HEYAYAYAY! Oh where ya going? Alright okay Alright, I’ll go- I’ll go toe-to-toe with you! Woah woah woah Maybe not maybe not I regret, I regret I have many regrets Ey Ey Ey first aid good God I don’t- WOAH FUCK Holy shit, ohhh this is not what I meant Oh I see it Okay I see it WAHEYHEY NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOO NO NO NO NO NO How ’bout no How ’bout no How ’bout no Woooo okay, how about no Okay this guy- this guy is a sack of shit! This guy is an aggressive son of a bitch! I dunno if you isss Okay I’m going to go down now I shoulda just jumped That’s ok Oh boy Hang on I see that last–There we go Was that the last one!? Oh boy, OWW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!? Woah shit oh shit OW FUCK I’M TRYNA MOVE! Heyeyey It’s gettin’ dark. Gettin’ dark Goddammit, not what I meant S’fucking do it Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that! Oooh fuck, gimme gimme gimme gimme Gimme! Oh my fuck! Oh my fucking gawd Yeesh Going up, going up up No I’m not Youuu didn’t want me to be part of the family Eva was picking me to be the daddy and then you decided that that wasn’t a good idea. Oh shit oh shit oh shit Oh shit oh shit oh shit WaaAA Aw fuck! Aw fuck I just don’t know where to hit him Oh boy Alright, g’byyye Weeee Okay, strong for a statement Whoa! How did you get me there? Holy shit I see another eye there There we go Whoa The fuck! Oh boy I’m outta here Ooh fuck that shit Oh fuck that shit right outta there Oh What’re you doing? What’re you- Whoooa! Oh okay Hang on OW fffuck! Oh come on! I was hittin’ the block button Oh c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon C’mon, get up Whoa okay, alright Blocked that somehow Oh boy This ain’t looking good Come on reload, reload Splash, I don’t have any more Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy oh boy Death! Ohh boy Reload Ohhh Did I do it? Ohhh SHIT! I did it Holy fuck, did I do it? You done for good? No no don’t say that Don’t say that I highly doubt that you’ve seen everything there Ooh boy Whoa Well thanks for the help Hey! Fucking- Goddammit! Oh boy Oh boy ahh that’s not good Okay Ehh okay I’ll give it a go HYAA Habooshki! Yeah think so Okay cool Is he actually dead though? That’s another question that I have to ask Oh Wait now I only have one Ah dammit Well now I only have one of these! Aw fuck it who am I gonna give it to? There was supposed to be one for Mia and Zoey What would happen if I didn’t inject him? Was that like a choice? I didn’t even realize that Is there a way that I could, like-… Is there a way I can backtrack? I just wanna be certain I didn’t even know it was a choice I don’t even know if it still is a choice but I’m just like That seems like a choicy thing because now I only have one of ’em and I needed one for Zoey and Mia Oh no Wait is this the end of the game? What? Am I already at the end of the game? What? Oh geez OH now I gotta make a choice! Oh fuck I don’t know Well I mean- No offense, Zoey, but Mia is my wife I mean, she tried to kill me but at the same time… I don’t know Gotta cure Mia I suppose *fake gasp* Oh no That can’t be right What? Oh no Oh that can’t be the end Ohh nooo That can’t be it There’s no way Well that’s- Whoa Hi there Oh no Ohhh nooo Ohh noo Heyy I don’t know How would I know Yee ohhohohohoh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA Okayyy!? What!? That is not good I don’t wanna *mumbles* I’m not your mommy I’mmm not your mommy I can 100% be assured I am not your mommy OH I’m Mia Oh maybe I am oh ok Oh just for clarity’s sake Yes, definitely Mia here Ohh shit Ohhh shit Ohh what the hell Okay so maybe Ethan is lost to the bog now and now I’m cured Mia With no inventory and “A strange bottle that you found in your pocket after waking up at the Baker estate It’s probably important.” Maybe it’s more serum! Maybe she had it on her the whole time and no one need to worry about anything So I still don’t know if that was a choice I needed to make there It seemed like, I don’t know Maybe there was no other way to defeat the dad than to inject him because that seemed to kill him pretty good and he didn’t seem to wanna die in any other capacities so that seemed to be, like, the most appropriate way to do it. but Man, what if you had chosen Zoey? Wha-What would that even mean? That would be-That would be so cruel to your wife! I mean I know he- Uh, your wife tried to kill you and everything but even so-but now, apparently Ethan is gone Woah! Ethan? Eth-Annee!? woOOOAH woaaah woOOah OOOOKAAY That’s normal. Yeah, I’ve seen less normal things than that. That’s pretty normal in my book. Everything’s hunky dory even. Maybe even dory hunky, OK. I knew that couldn’t have been the end of the game. It couldn’t end so succintly So something to do with this boat must be a deeper part of the mystery here In fact maybe its an umbrella corporation boat, who knows? But there’s something else here… And we’re gonna find it ou – oo I got some scars I got some hefty scars Aaah, I don’t have my infected fungus strength! Ho boy Oh no Oooh noooooo Ohhhhh. Oh no Good thing I had a flashlight Oooh no There’s black goop raining from the ceiling So it seems like this infection have spread pretty far For as much as they’ve been doing this for the past 20 years I can’t believe… No one’s noticed it up until this point Mmmm. Mmmnuuuuh Just uuuuuuugh Just BWEEEH So lovely to get my tootsies wet in black goop Oooh boy Oh boy oh Heey boyo! Can I grab any of these pipes? Y’know, for felf didthfonce. Y’know, you heard what I said and I meant what I said Oh fuck Oh, that’s closed off Hello? HOOOOooooooooOOOOOOKAY?! I think it was a ✨flashback✨ If I know anything about storytelling clichés it’s a flashback. eyeyEyEyEYEY…egh The walls are crawling with heeby jeebys among other drippy goopy things Hokay. Just ramdom noises. Oh fuck JUST RANDOM NOISES. Oh fuCK Just random, body shaped, black oozy things Oh Ethan? Is that you baby? A kiss will bring ya back to life! aMUAH Nope. Just gross Fuck dude, what happened? This seriously, this black goop has a life of its own That was evident in the dad fight, the black goop has like completely taken him over; even though he had his same mind I guess. Whatever mind he had left after he was driven mad Ooh no Oh no Ooh, gross Hellooo? Could I get a gun? Could like I get a knife? Or a sharp stick? Maybe a rock would be nice? eyeyeyeyey What’s down there? Oh, it’s locked. ~~Mysteriously~~ Alright, I don’t see anything else. ayeyeyAAAAAAAAAAAY wOOAH what the fuck? They’re all dead! Blow it! Oh, it’s open now! For some reason. Oh, ok, alright. But that makes sense now. I wanna point out something, I wanna take a little moment to point this out; If you remember in the very beginning video where Mia was giving that babysitting update, She was by an ocean. “Maybe this belonged to the crew.” She was… literally behind her– the backdrop was an ocean… Maybe she was on this ship, And maybe her unexplained disappearances are her working her job At Umbrella Corporations, and she’s not a- She’s not a long distance babysitter oddly enough! Yeesh Alright, okay, alright… I still wanna go baaack! I still would like to go baaack! Ah fuck, dude… Is there anything down here that I need? I know it’s a dead end I just- AWH, see, that’s exactly why Yeesh-I just wanna make sure I get absolutely everything that I possibly can Leave no stone unturned anywhere I go- UuULGh…uulghh OOOWWWW! Good thing this black goop cushioned my faaaall… Oh boy… Let’s keep at it Yeesh… Is that a shutter door? Okay, so that’s sealed off…Probably for containment or whatever… But for some reason this ship ran ashore And maybe that’s where they found Evaline I mean Lucas is still around, they were talking to Evaline And Lucas was definitely still around… Oh geez… Hello? Yee… Okay; “Captain: Ed Carlile. Paul Fitzgerald.” Okay, this is just everybody that’s on boarrrd… None of these names stand out to me so… I’m not assuming-“She’s not my child” *mumbling* I dunno. Wooooah Hi there. How ya doing, ya just resting up? Okay, alright then Trying to hide I suppose… Yep… I already knew that was coming. “He must have been hiding from something.” And got black gooped in the process… Alright… Hmm… Strange Hello? “She’s inside me. She’s inside everyone” So sheeeee…seems to be the physical embodiment of this disease Of this fungus; whatever you wanna call it, she’s seems to be… either the source or patient zero Y’know what I mean? So… This black goop is literally HER And this funnngus- can keep people alive… That doesn’t mean that it’s goooooood… Because it can also apparently kill people And that is a lovely idea… Alright, well this looks awful. Like what the hell happened to this? How did this entire ship rip in half!? Like I can understand it crashing on shore and kinda getting banged up and everything but- It’s LITERALLY torn in half. It- Like either something exploded… Cause’ look at that! Look at the damage; it’s just sheered off and black goop is EVERYWHERE Just twisted metal and concrete… That’s fucked up That’s fucked up…WOAH WOAH NO I’M NOT EVELINE! How are you doing? *Mark mocks Eveline* *continues mocking her* Okay… Alright then Maybe the- Maybe the little girl isn’t actually a physical being? Maybe the little girl is like a…mental… projection of sorts Uuh… And somehow the serum just… negates it all Yeesh… Alright… I dunno if I wanna remember anyway- I mean, A- After I’ve been cured, am I immune to it now or… Would I have to be re-serumed over time? I mean I have a funny feeling that Ethan needs to be serumed real bad Hup-a-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-boo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo Oh geez… Euuglh Eeuglph Ah he didn’t make it. He tried, but he didn’t make it Yikes Down we go… Okay- I dunno what’s pushing me deeper into this place other than pure curiosity Hang on. Gotta see if there’s anything under here Anything in the underbrush? No? Okay Carrying on then Oh boy… Helloo? Okaay I dunno about that. Euuah! I said! *mocks Eveline* Well aren’t chu just a little brat! Huh?! You wanna fight?! Oh okay Tired of waiting… I suppose you’ve been waiting for a good, long while- But that also doesn’t explain… If the- If the people in the farmhouse have been doing this for a long time then… There’s gotta be something else to all of this… There’s gotta be another- whoo… I cannot fight that! I cannot fight that! IIII cannot fight that! I cannot! I cannot!! Can I hide? Can I get a gun? Can I get a knife!? Could I get literally anything to break open this biioouxx? Gun? Oh herb oh okay alright I’ll smoke away my toubles Great Fantastic. Wonderful. So happy about this. ‘Cept I’m not Not happy. Mad. I’m upset But still I’m brave… Woahh Alright so, I imagine that in this box is something incredibly useful. It’s gonna change my life *Mock fear* Ohh…Ohh! Guh! So I guess I just gotta hide from the thing… Ohhhh…Which way ya going? Oh it’s coming this way okay So it’s just makin’ a loop! So if it’s just makin’ a loop… I might be able to get away from it Hello? Can I get somethin’? Anything useful? Chem fluid? Welp, still doesn’t help me But at least I can- I can make someeeeeee first aid! Ok, alright Give me something gooodd *kind of singing* Give me somethinggg gooood ok So its slip slappin’ along the wayHEYYAY! WOAHHHHH K! ALRIGHT! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD I SAID! NOT SOMETHING BAD! NOT SOMETHING GOOD AT KILLING ME! Woahhh fuck! Oh fuck dude! Whaheyheyheyheyheyhey! EeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeee Ah fucking come on! K. Alright it’s fine. Everything’s fine hughh Everything’s fine. OH FUCKING HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE!? TWOOO!? fuck Oh God I just gotta get around this one Through that door Woahhhh EYYyyy yE ok Just what the fuck is it doing? Ahh fuck I got 40… what!? Machine gun ammo!? I want a machine gun! Why haven’t I been able to get a machine gun? ok So what I gotta do… I just gotta wait for it to go back…and sprint through that door It’s not gonna see me How could I see me? I’ve only got a bright light shining in its face k good EYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY! EYEYEYEY! ohhHHhh ok, I’m safe in here for some reason YAYYY! HANDGUN! GOOD! Finally! Ok so at least I’ll be able to do that *mumbling to self* Writings in there… ok, so I can save But I’m gonna intentionally save in a place that’s different in the last one before the serum Just in case…I have to go back and see that Because I will do that. I will go back and see if there’s like, multiple endings to this game I wanna make sure I can get to them ‘Cause this game is…fuckin’ aowsome… Wait I only have 2 bullets for this!? Ohhhhhhh God noooo! Ohhh nuoooh Ok so the smart thing to do would be to use this to break open the biiouxxxx eyeyey eyeyeyey! eyyyeyeyeyey! and once I break open the biiouxxxx… hopefully it’s gonna have something that’s aaAHH useful to me oh jyes please Gunpowder! That’s not fu– OHH IT IS– AWWWW I FUCKIN’ NEGHMAHHH! I fuckin used the chem fluid to be able to make somethin’ else ok Iz alright It’s alright It’s ok. It’s perfectly understandable Everything’s ok. Everything’s fine I just gotta be able to get past… this other one So if I can score a sweet headshot… I would be super happy *half singing*la-ba-do anybody in here? ouu I see a fuse! Oh God ok ok alright bye! Ohhh fuck ok bye bye bye bye bye! Bye bye bye bye bye! Bye bye bye! Bye bye! Bye byeeee!! Buh byeeeeee Alright, woah shit! That was a thing right BY MY FEET! EYY FUCKIN’ COME’ON! *mild singing* WOAHHHOHWOAHWOAHHOOHOOHHHHHHHHOHOHH Ok Jesus I’m gonna… I’m just gonna have to get through all these fuckin’… fuckin’ floors aren’t I? It’s like that game! I can’t remember wha- Monstrum! It was like Monstrum! You’re lost aboard a ship! eghh That sounds like bad sounds Ohh boy Ohh boyy ohh yo boy yo alright Anything here? Helloo? Um Hello? He-Hello? yeeee uh hello? uh hello? hello? Kid? whathcha’ doin’? watchin’ your favorite cartoons? Aww! Yeah my favorite too! Hii Ok I am watching it ok! Alrigh alright! It’s ok! It’s cool! I’ll watch it! I’ll watch it Just as soon as I-AH BLAM! Aw I can’t even aim at you I guess…killing a little girl would be…Ohhhhhh…Ohhhh ohhh Alright then What have you got for me? I’m watchin’ it I’m watchin’ it okkk “Test subject E-001. Sea Transport Log – Top Secret. Mia Winters”…”Cabin” So she was aboard this boat… So she was babysitting the girl Ok Evie, where are you? This is not normal… Oh no *Mark reading paper* Ohhh… Oh! I just had an idea! What if this…isn’t Umbrella Co.? What if this… is an opposing company… and Umbrella Co. is trying to get it? Because… fungus! That’s not Umbrella’s M.O.(mode of operation) Their M.O. has always been virus. They’ve always originated everything they have from this old flower way back in the day But why…? Why would there be anything else? That’s fascinating I didn’t think there would be another company but of course it makes sense. There’s always competition There’s always competition in whatever you do and maybe they were attacked by Umbrella Co. She is close isn’t she? Ok, Where ya at Eveline!? EVEEELINEEE! Eviee! Where ya at? Oh so you’re in there are ya? Ohhh I see… Where ya at? Huh? Ohhhh…Hello?! Good thing I can gather things in a memory… Oh geez That would make-…that would make complete sense… Maybe not complete sense but it would make a lot of sense So I just have to remember… to always do that… Wait I just have to remember to do that? What the fuck am I talkin’ about? I just have to remember that there’s other corporations involved…maybe Maybe… So she’s gotta be over here… Maybe through here? Evie!? Hellooooo!? Evie? Where you at? You through there? Should I crawl through this hole? That’s probably where you is, isn’t it? I’m just trying to make sure that I get all the items around here Ohhhh…Well that’s not good. Evie have you been a bad girl!? C’MON! What’re ya doing here? I told ya not to goop up the entire ship! Oh shit! Well I can get out that way…That’s a handy dandy tool to know Alright let’s try to go here. Evie where ya at? oh C’MON! EVELINE! Woahhhh… K that’s not Eveline Uhhhh… That’s so bizarre Wait so if this was a few years ago then that means that the family-The Baker family wasn’t doing their experiments on Eveline alone They must’ve been doing other stuff They had to have been doing stuff prior because they’ve been doing it for 20 years it said Or maybe they’re just happened upon this and found a new purpose in life Maybe…Anything’s possible Alright where she at? Where she at? C’mon! Eveline where ya at!? Where you at!? Huhh? Where you attt? Or I’m gonna climb out here for some reason Seems like where she might have gone Alllright Whyeeee bop bop…mmbbbop… Woahhh I’m not used to this gun OK! Woahhhhhh…ok! Ok that took a lot of bullets But I also missed, like, a lot soo not really worried about that. I was terrible. New gun. Everybody forgive me! It’s ok! I know exactly what I’m doing Alright so she isss where…? Not through here is she? Hello! Oh ok you rest up ok OK so where are you-Woah I saw that! Aw C’mon Eveline! EVELINEEEE! UGHHHH! FINE Guess I’ll just wait here patiently for the elevator and I bet there’s gonna be an enemy in it There’s gonna be an enemy Wookay Woah wait woahhh! Miss me! No no no… Oh she-it’s dead ok Well I just shot it enough. I gotta aim for the head though. This machine gun doesn’t have stopping power It’s got a lot of bullets and rapid fire and that’s all cool and all but…definitely doesn’t have stopping power ok…So I gotta get…number 2? Oh I’m on 2. S2. There we go I didn’t know exactly where I wasszz Okkkk…So I gotta be smarter about this ’cause I’m using way too many bullets I know there’s gotta be a way to hit ’em in the head Repeatedly…Effectively Ohhh she’s near Where you at Eveline? C’mon! C’mon out! Don’t be killin’ nobody! Don’t be turnin’ them into goop! Come-OOOHHHHH… What’re you doing? No Miss me Yeah I was hitting him in the head a lot that time it’s still just… It takes oodles and oodles of shots to get him down…Woahh Eveline don’t run away c’mon! C’mon be nice! C’MON! C’mon out! Please? Pretty please!? With a cherry on top!? I’ll throw you a birthday par-OHHHH Get my buddy Lucas…(to) throw you a birthday party… Woahh! Man that was close. I need more bullets and fast She keeps just getting away. Farther and farther There’s gotta be more bullets or I’m gonna be reduced to a knniffeee! I don’t know if I want to go toe- to-toe with one of those things with a knife! I mean I can and I will but…I just don’t want to Euughhll! Goddamnit ok fine then! You wanna go toe-to-toe? Boink! What if I cut off its leg or something like that? I mean, I’m gonna aim for the leg Nope, not even enough to take it down Aw c’mon I blocked! Woah ok that was surprisingly effective! I mean I-I hit so… Do I have any goop juice? I don’t have any goop juice do I? Goop juice doesn’t exist yet! Maybe I can eat this herbbbb… oh OHHHHHH! OH I CAN JUST EAT THOSE!? OH I CAN JUST EAT THOSEEE!!! OH MY WHOLE WORLD IS ROCKED TO THE COREEEE! I CAN JUST EAT’EM! HOW AM I-HOW LONG HAVE I NOT KNOWN THAT!? I COULD JUST EAT ‘EM! Oh but I prefer goop juice as my healing vehicle I mean eating herbs is fine…edibles is cool and all but…I wanted some juice to splash on my arm And only my arm Alright fine whatever That is knowledge I should’ve learned a looong time ago but…oh well. Oh! Alan doesn’t sound too good… But either way! Uhhhh, what I wanted to say about the families-Eveline found the family-The Baker family and made them their family. Definitely So maybe they did have a farm originally and maybe all that was…just a part of that but… There’s something that goes on with this girl and wanting to be a part of a family Woah…Cool! Just corrosive acid great ok good! Yeahhhh chem fluid. GODDAMNIT I JUST ATE THE HERBBBbbbb…! AGHHHLL MAKE A PSYCHOSTIMULANT I GUESS! Fine! Maybe it can help me find iteeemssss Don’t know why I have them What’ve we got? Huh? what’ve we got there-Ohhhh you are hidden away Any other items!? I’m gonna go for a run Just to make sure. I know I’ve probably passed by oodles and kaboodles of them Or maybe there just aren’t that Oh my God there’s so-OH MY GOD HOW DID I MI-OOOOOHHHhhhhh man! This is- this is embarrassing! Ohhh this is embarrassing it was-that was right in front of me! Ohhhh this is embarrassing. Oh hehe! Hoho! Well I can’t go that way yet but- hoho! Hehe! I-ohhhh this-ohhh that’s embarrassing! Oh this is embarrassing! Hoo that’s embarrassing! Oh boy I missed a lot ok. Ohhhh I’m so embarrassed. I’m so embarrassed. I am so embarrassed Let’s make a big one of those. Make another one of those ’cause I should use that ’cause I need that apparently I need that a whole lot. Ohh a whole lot. Oh boy ok Alright! Well I’m an idiot but oh well! Let’s melt this lock down Apparently there’s a lot of items through here too SQQQUUUUuuuuUUUUkkkkk!! Sqonk! Ohhh nice! Hey she’s not here! Alan you’ve lied to mee!! Alright well I’ve got all those Oh no that wasn’t the correct door was it!? Ohhh I’ve gotta go further! Ohhh ok! I just had (*mumble*) for that Well that’s handy. I got a lot of items off it So then…It’s like an even better lock pick! SQUUUEAKKKK! Nice! Gonna make another first aid! I don’t think I need it just yet but I’ll-I’ll-I’ll keep it in my back pocket for later YES! VERY! uhh- I think she very clearly said mommy, Mommy! Evie! Oh no…I’m getting readings all over the place Hello! Evie! Where you at Evie? I’ll be your mommy I guess-Oh hi Evie! *Mocking Evie’s laugh* Heheheheee! Evie c’monnnnn! Oh boy Okayyy… Alright then. Well everything seems to be going to shit! Which is awfully nice Also I don’t know how…How in the fuck…did Eveline make a tape like this?-Woahheyyy Eyeyeyeyeyeyey! Eyeyey! Don’t even! Ok that one’s dead! I know I’m doing a little spray-and-pray but it’s all I got at this juncture With a machine gun like this, accuracy is out the window Alright so there’s gotta be a way. I probably just gotta go all the way back up-ohh nice smoke! I like that a lot But I probably just gotta go all the way back up! To a…woah! There we go! So hard to hit the head! I gotta do controlled bursts. C’mon C’mon! What’re you doing? Ow! Miss me! *popular laughing tune* Ha ha hu ha haaaa! You got stabbed to death! Alright anyway. Time to move on! Completely out of bullets so I just gotta rely on my- my wits and my skill of which I have neither So…Hopefully it’s not too much farther to the elevator and just getting the fuck out of here Ah no more no more no more! Evvvveeeelineeeee! Evvvvelineeeeee! Uh oh. I might be getting cornered here! Evie… Evie! Evie c’mon…c’mon…Evie oh my gosh. Sqoooosh! Alright let me in let me in Lets go to…3 I guess? OK! How am I doing on health? Ahhh I could use a sploosh SPLOOSH ME! BLULULULULULU! Ah! OH! ok! Alright! Ohhh shit! Sh-Do I got to Alan or where do I go!? ALLLLLAN! Alan! Alan? Uh oh “Evie’s upstairs”…Well that’s no good I don’t think Alan’s gonna answer. If Alan’s not here, where the heck do you think he is? Alright then Offu we go…That’s locked down… I’m- can’t believe I’m- oh I can take the uhh… the these Huuuuuohhhhhkay what do we got? Just one thing over there? that’s it? that’s really it? That better not be it! That better not be fuckin’ it! That better not be it! Ohhh it’ it isn’t it? Damnit! Ok I’ll grab that…Ohhhh there we go! Ah Ah! That souds bad! AHH FUCKING FUCKING ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU YA FUckin’ douche! Fuck you! Yeahhh you wanna mess with me? Huh!? Fuckin’ let me by! Let me byyyy let me byyyy. Just ignore me I’m not I’m not important! Give me that. How did I miss that? I’m an idiot. That’s whyyy… Shit! Eyeyey I missed something in here k. Herbs. Good. I can make a first aid at least How do I get upstairs? I have no idea Ohhh shit! ok this way Alright! Anything down stairs that I need to know about? Goodies goodies gumdrops? Anything? Anything? Aw c’mon there’s gotta be something. I was actually looking this time! Son of an ass! Alright carrying on upstairs It has occurred to me that I have not idea how to use this bomb But I have faith in my abilities as a gamer to know…That I am smart! I am not smart…I am not ready for this and it is too dark to see shit! Oh boy okk Alright anything here anything here anything good? Oh this is where Mia was! Oh I was comin’ out the way I just came! Ohhhhh ok! Alan!? ALLLLAN! Alan? How ya doing Alan? Ohhh don’t be so melodramatic about it! WELLLLLLL…Welll wellll! I seem to be infected with something! hmmmMMMMMMmmmmm! This probably ain’t good! Oh no yup! Yeah that’s bad! Yup that ‘s probably pretty bad! Yeah I can only imagine how bad that might be For anybody that is…in anyway…infected by a horrible disease oh what is this? What is that? Some kind of bomb? Oh nooo this is- this is some kind of kit! It’s something-it might be a bomb I have no idea it might be a bomb…I have no idea Ohhh boy I don’t feel so goooood…Oh what’s this? OHHHHH! OH MY GOD! ohhh this is my laptop! Ohhhhh? oh shietttt!? Oh shit Yeah. ok. yeah It’s from the beginning of the game! That’s quite a good bye Have a good life! Have a good old jolly life! Have a good time! Bein’ alive And all that jazzzz woahhh Woahhhh ok! Eughhh Alright then. Ohhh no! Ohhhh! WOAHHHHH…K!?? I don’t think that’s a good thing NGGGHHHNNN PERSONAL SPACE IS VERY IMPORTANT! O boy! Ohhh shit! Ohhh ok! alright then! Ahhhh…Ohhhh…KABOOMMM! BAM BABY! Oh shit! Ohhhh… So it was a combination of the 2! Primarily explosions is what did that!- ohhh ok. Bye Mia So primarily explosions is what did that but… Ok…Hello darkness my old-Ohh hey! Welcome back! Ye-noo Repeat it for me Mayyybe *mocking Evie* Hahaha Was that supposed to be a jump scare? You’re not very good at that…sorry Fr-From a guy that knows a thing or two about jumpscares, I just wanted to let you know you’re not too good at that So either way! That looks like, the end of this episode but we got a bit to go I-I was thinking. I was liked surprised that the game would’ve been over that soon but I’m hoping there’s a lot more to this because we still have to look up… What the origin story of this girl is, what company we’re working for, what happened to Ethan cause it was obvious that Ethan was taken away It- Whether or not there was even a choice to use it on the dad or not or else he would’ve just killed you So…I don’t know what would’ve happened if you picked Zoe!? What would’ve happened? I have no idea…it’s just…there’s a lot of questions there that I wanna know the answer to but… There’s a lot of questions. If it gives you the choice, that usually means (Outro music kicks in)there’s a choice behind the choice But we’ll see about that! Thanks everybody for watching and as always, I’ll see you, in the next video! Buh byeeeee!


Gracie Alwin

Aug 8, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

Markiplier drinking game! every time he says yeesh take a shot 😂😂😂

ᖴᗩT ᗷOY ᗯOᑎᗪEᖇ

Aug 8, 2019, 7:04 am Reply

44:00 Resident Evil noob in the midst

Crazed Gamer

Aug 8, 2019, 10:43 am Reply

The crankiyank

Codename1 1

Aug 8, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

Why are all these Husbands that are normal in video games such absolute badasses

Timothy Dean

Aug 8, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

aww hell na

Shelli Blossom

Sep 9, 2019, 12:59 am Reply

i wouldnt of cured either i would of taken the cure back to be recreated

Justin Charbonneau

Sep 9, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply

Zoe turns to stone just like the father if you choose her

Krato_ Girl

Sep 9, 2019, 7:14 pm Reply

Anyone else think Ethan had black hair when they first watched this series? (This is my 5th time watching this series)

Spicy Fox

Sep 9, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

There was a backpack in grandma’s Closet

Peter Schneider

Sep 9, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

How long does it take to find out that the watch mia is wearing is the exact same one as ethans

Virgo v

Sep 9, 2019, 12:26 am Reply

Thats cute, he thinks they are eating the herbs.

Jesse M.

Sep 9, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

34:33 E

Rachel Aldersea

Sep 9, 2019, 3:06 pm Reply

Game: doesn’t scare me
My dog: barks at me from darkness
Me: Fuck!!
Game: Am I a joke to you?!

Isabelle Redmond

Sep 9, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

what saves your life and kills you too?

Black goo!

Duggz Gaming

Sep 9, 2019, 1:52 am Reply

38:42 Markiplier:I’m trying to get everything I can get
Also markiplier: misses Chem fluid


Sep 9, 2019, 3:22 pm Reply

I swear I thought Ethan was brunette

Matthew Almanzar

Sep 9, 2019, 2:41 am Reply

Ethan must be deaf by now from all the gunshots and explosions he’s heard by now

Nicholas Davis

Sep 9, 2019, 9:29 pm Reply

that was crazy

Ethan is blonde

Daniel Broughman

Sep 9, 2019, 2:49 am Reply

Wouldn't you want to bet that Ethan it's dead

Mercy Wolff

Sep 9, 2019, 3:40 am Reply

yokel boi

Nyan Cat

Sep 9, 2019, 11:36 pm Reply

Wait, What! Evie?!?!?

J – Dawg 암살자

Sep 9, 2019, 8:02 pm Reply

"No Stone Unturned" Holy shit fuck that quest, am I the only one who picked up on that?


Sep 9, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

You know …
If Mia had brought Evie to Ethan. If she had put ground rules down and kept the treatment going, if she had actually tried to be a mother to Eveline.
I don't think any of this would have happened.

Dio Brando

Oct 10, 2019, 3:58 pm Reply

To show u the power of flexseal I turned people into flexseal itself

Sovereign Snorlax

Oct 10, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

Why tf did you even need to use the serum on daddy? If you incapacitated him, like every time before, you could have escaped given them both the serum and been fine… not to mention I'm pretty sure Ethan would have needed a serum to, he was breathing the fungus the entire time… let's also not forget that the fungus spores would have been spread through the air all throughout Louisiana and America… so many plot holes… 6/10

Sovereign Snorlax

Oct 10, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

The fact that they didn't immediately execute Evie as soon as she broke out and started infecting people is so beyond idiotic it's ridiculous. This game is so full of idiotic plot holes honestly.

Sovereign Snorlax

Oct 10, 2019, 1:43 am Reply

Mia worked for an Evil company and lied to you from the beginning of your relationship. You should have given Zoe the serum and let Mia die. Vile lying evil cunt. She didn't even say she loved you the last time she ever thought she would talk to you. Smh.

Aurelius Vieira Da Silva

Oct 10, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

nice boat Ethan!

Mister Torgue High Five Flexington

Oct 10, 2019, 7:10 pm Reply

To make this video better just imagine Mark's head on Mia's body.

You're welcome

Shining Eyes

Oct 10, 2019, 7:59 pm Reply

Guys, Mia was the one that freaked out about only one serum left, not Zoe.

Yeesh you people don't pay attention lol


Oct 10, 2019, 8:11 pm Reply

17:20 what you SHOULD do is save the serum, get them out of there and take it to a scientist who can synthesise a CURE. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ali TheWolf

Oct 10, 2019, 4:24 am Reply

Fungus: I’m gonna infect you with everything I have. Your body is mine. Your soul is mine. Everything that you are and will become is-

Serum and Mark combined as one:
Slowly pulls out singular uno card and flips it over. Uno reverse carded….. bitch.

Michael Brodd

Oct 10, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

At the house somewhere in the bushes there's a shadow thing and you can use the toy axe to make a seven and it gives you a thing that you reload faster


Oct 10, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

You can indeed eat the herbs, and it took you the whole game to figure that out. xD Bwahahahaha!

Dwight Fairfield 101

Oct 10, 2019, 2:16 pm Reply

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL (The black goop, as so Markiplier calls it),
But look at how that turned out.

Darrel Wells

Oct 10, 2019, 5:31 pm Reply

hey mark it is better to shred the bodie apart with that machine gun remember in the tips after you die it said it is better to either shred the bodie in peices or take the head off just shred to bodie apart and you will be fine.


Oct 10, 2019, 7:15 am Reply

I’d choose Zoe she has bigger tits

David Endsley

Oct 10, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

I just downloaded this game and now I’m going to call the first aid, goop juice…

Dee Robinson

Oct 10, 2019, 1:10 am Reply

ik know this is in 2019… but this was my fav boss battle on my birthday…

Crushed Ice

Oct 10, 2019, 1:05 pm Reply



Kaylea Perin

Oct 10, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply

"drippy goopy things" – markiplier

0 sdrowrof

Oct 10, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply

That boss battle was liiiiit

cannibal pineapple demon

Oct 10, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

The eyes in every game the bosses have orange ish yellow ish eyes check the boss William for the 2 game

crimson shinobi

Oct 10, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

The magnum is the most powerful gun in any resident evil game outside of the rockets. It kills most normal enemies with one shot, and it makes boss battles easier. So when you play resident evil, always save the magnum ammo for bosses.

crimson shinobi

Oct 10, 2019, 6:08 pm Reply

22:03 im sure you know this by now….but all your umbrella theories are dead wrong. The bakers have nothing to do with umbrella. The umbrella Corp that you know is long dead. The lucas but in all the fancy puzzles in the house for shits n giggles. Plus capcom wanted to go back to its survival horror roots since 4-6 were more action based. So resident evil 7 is just resident evil going back to its old school horror roots. Puzzles, monsters that you can either just avoid or kill, non plentiful health and ammo, manual saving, a actual storage capacity that makes you constantly go back to a item box just like the old school resident evil trilogy from the ps1. Its just resident evil going back to its roots.

crimson shinobi

Oct 10, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

XD took Mark almost 8 episodes to find out he could just eat the herbs. Herbs do about 25% health, first aid does 50% strong first aid is a full heal


Oct 10, 2019, 5:50 am Reply

I guess ethan is blonde?

Afghan Pickle

Oct 10, 2019, 10:41 am Reply

Present markiplier: “I gotta get everything I possibly can”
Future markiplier: “I wish I had more inventory space”


Nov 11, 2019, 7:59 pm Reply

Does anyone else think that Alan looks like Matthias?

James B.

Nov 11, 2019, 6:22 am Reply


MikeT149 8

Nov 11, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

Who else suspected Ethan was blonde.

Steve Steve

Nov 11, 2019, 10:49 pm Reply

The way daddy said Marguerite…
My heart 💔😢

Black Sorceress

Nov 11, 2019, 3:53 pm Reply

It would be great if they ever decide to make a downloaded content about Eveline how she was made in the lab and aboard the shops with Mia & Alan and then ended up in The Bakers family house and how she changes them so drastically. Would be very interesting and would definitely buy it.

Umaru Vlogs

Nov 11, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

When mark said she wasn’t a long distance babysitter, I was like but there was kids on the farm or whatever, so maybe thats what happened she knew stuff and she got lady napped

I have the longest name on Youtube

Nov 11, 2019, 1:06 am Reply

I hear bad sounds!

-the autistic kid during a school shooting

Tristan Rogers

Nov 11, 2019, 1:08 am Reply



Nov 11, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

I died at 38:13 xd rewatch this (so fking perfect tho)

Panda Vick

Nov 11, 2019, 2:31 pm Reply


Idontknow 123

Nov 11, 2019, 7:55 pm Reply

The boat is from resident evil 5

Christian Dornacher

Nov 11, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

If im not mistaken
The smg is a BIZON or BISON submachine gun

Film Pantheon

Nov 11, 2019, 11:17 pm Reply

I don't think Mark realizes that the Umbrella Corp has been disbanded


Nov 11, 2019, 10:31 pm Reply

43:50 "Oh I can just eat those?" He either finds out seven segments later oorrr……SHE can eat those herself!

Chaser The gamer

Nov 11, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

Like is he missed three fluids

Bethany Glowicki

Nov 11, 2019, 2:43 am Reply

Ethan is blonde! No wonder he is so dumb that he disobeyed his wife by coming there!

Jim Smith

Dec 12, 2019, 3:34 pm Reply

55:50 If you listen closely it almost sounds like that classic scream sample used since the very beginning of time, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

EDIT: 57:05

Lue Totts

Dec 12, 2019, 9:56 pm Reply

Mark: Make be I can eat the herb.
Mia: eats herb
Mark: shook to the core yOu CaN eAt ThE hErB?!?!?!

Nick Griggs

Dec 12, 2019, 12:00 am Reply

I believe that machine gun is PP19 Bison.

Vociferous .wav

Dec 12, 2019, 12:49 pm Reply

24:19 "it's locked *mysteriously*"

Until Dawn flashbacks

Guttural Flaw

Dec 12, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

31:00 Got me

Caledon Hockley

Dec 12, 2019, 5:11 pm Reply

How can that thing speak

Kwasi B-R

Dec 12, 2019, 6:26 pm Reply

When babysitting goes horribly wrong.

Cedric Kilburn

Dec 12, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

What happens if you drop the crank?


Dec 12, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

Evie – not good at jump scares

James Jones

Dec 12, 2019, 9:43 am Reply

Kinda reminds me of the ship on resident evil 5

CJ Fame

Dec 12, 2019, 3:37 pm Reply

their is anther ending to the game


Dec 12, 2019, 4:38 pm Reply

so you’re telling me we finally saw what ethan looks like and then he died

Madison Nichols

Dec 12, 2019, 1:55 am Reply

It’s been driving me nuts since this video first came out, mark says 20 years but the information given all says 2 years and I can’t find anyone correcting this! I’ve watched this lets play quite a few times and it still bothers me

baner 2

Dec 12, 2019, 2:04 pm Reply

so loveli to get my titsies covered in black goop-mark 2017

Masked Man

Dec 12, 2019, 12:00 pm Reply

When I take antacids I like to imagine that it's basically what the serum does and it freezes up my stomach bile and such.

Heath Roney

Dec 12, 2019, 5:43 pm Reply

It does seem like the new gun kills the monsters faster


Dec 12, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

Eugh, grody!

bedsmurf_ _

Dec 12, 2019, 5:42 pm Reply

Eveline looks suspensiously a lot like Mia

D-aniel M-ace

Dec 12, 2019, 6:43 pm Reply

Mark: “oh that can’t be the end..”

Me, 18 minutes into a 58 minute video:
yeah I don’t think so either


Dec 12, 2019, 7:03 pm Reply

19:27 A boat?? It's fucking huge like a cruise ship and you call it a boat?

Nerd Knight

Dec 12, 2019, 9:43 pm Reply

No amount of flex tape can fix this biohazard ☣️

Vivica Ophelia

Dec 12, 2019, 4:39 am Reply

I wonder what Ethan does for a living. He handled all of this pretty well

Weeb Trash Gamer

Dec 12, 2019, 7:29 am Reply

so when I played the first time I saved Zoe because if not for Mia we would've never had to deal with any of that crap and Zoe was helping us as much as she could.

Brody Bazzini

Jan 1, 2020, 3:37 am Reply

The one thing i dont like is how everyone skims over the fact that ethan's hand is stapled. He could've shown the deputy


Jan 1, 2020, 4:33 am Reply

Looks like Daddy turned into Hermaeus Mora.

Rudy McSean

Jan 1, 2020, 9:01 pm Reply

how are you doing this fine 2020 huh… still me?

Amanda Lysek

Jan 1, 2020, 6:22 pm Reply

I still think it’s hilarious how he didn’t know the whole game that he could just eat the herbs 🤣

RalverT :D

Jan 1, 2020, 6:34 pm Reply

Guess whos back, back again,Jack is back, tell a friend

RalverT :D

Jan 1, 2020, 6:36 pm Reply


Audrey Arevire

Jan 1, 2020, 12:47 pm Reply

Resident Evil Revelations flashbacks anyone?

Audrey Arevire

Jan 1, 2020, 1:09 pm Reply

Yes Mark, you can just eat them.

Hollow Beck

Jan 1, 2020, 6:31 pm Reply

Girl: Are you remembering?
Mark: No I'm not Evelynn
Also Mark: I'm no sure if I want to remember
Me: Pick one!

Cameron Richardson

Jan 1, 2020, 2:58 am Reply

good shot

My channel My choice live life while you have it

Jan 1, 2020, 11:50 am Reply

Not 20 years 20 People have been missing for 3 years! 🙂

Darth Belichick

Jan 1, 2020, 3:33 am Reply

55:40 LOL

Cooper Ledford

Jan 1, 2020, 5:32 am Reply

Markiplier is literally the result of if Keanu Reeves and Chris Pratt had a baby

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