| by Kenneth Chase | 79 comments

Former VP Joe Biden Still Leads the Democratic Primary Race


-Let’s get to the news. According to a new poll,
former Vice President Joe Biden still leads the Democratic
primary race, despite the best efforts
of this man. [ Laughter ] “The New York Times”
is reporting that former Vice President
Joe Biden is trying to reduce
his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter
for speeches. Unfortunately, he’s already been
caught on camera massaging it. [ Laughter ] The Trump administration has
announced starting in October, immigrants applying for
a green card will be subject
to a wealth test. It will look something
like this. [ Audience ohs ] According to fact checkers, President Trump
has called someone good-looking or great-looking
in speeches or tweets 35 times since he took office, and still,
no one’s said it back. [ Laughter ] “You’re very good looking.” Thank you. [ Laughter ] “Do you have anything
you’d like to add?” [ Laughter ] Goodbye. [ Laughter ] Officials at Hong Kong
International Airport suspended flights
for the second day in a row after political protesters
took over the terminal, and LaGuardia suspended flights after a rat
was seen working at Cinnabon. [ Laughter ] Officials at a wildlife
rehabilitation center in Arkansas have developed
a specially designed wheelchair to help a baby raccoon
learn to walk. “Cool, cool,” said people
without health insurance. [ Laughter ] And finally, a German man
has raised over $700 on a GoFundMe page to help pay
for his rehabilitation from a potentially
life-threatening erection. Said the man, “With your help,
I can beat this thing.”

79 Comments

jawadad802

Aug 8, 2019, 9:15 pm Reply

who are they polling… republicans?…the jigs up MSM,it's gotta be BERNIE or WARREN with a side of Tulsi and Yang…

Erick Espinosa

Aug 8, 2019, 9:20 pm Reply

Joe V won't win

Delbane Ren

Aug 8, 2019, 9:36 pm Reply

Pause at 0:00 – no he fucking doesn’t Seth. By absolutely no measure is Biden ahead of Sanders. Sanders has raised more $ from more individual donors. Stop repeating this bs, Biden had a hot second and then the actual data came out: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/11/36m-from-746k-donors.html

Maybe take a ‘closer look’.

basti vargas

Aug 8, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

This is crazy. Democrats complain about old politics and want to elect an elder out of date. Let’s choose someone young!

Seferdi

Aug 8, 2019, 10:12 pm Reply

Joe Biden is such a bad candidate if he wins, democrats deserve to lose(they of course should not)
because if they get any of the necessary new voters the lack of new solutions will make it seem to be in spite of the bad dem candidate, and against donald trump, not because people have any chance for a better future.

This is the ideocracys tendency towards self destruction, culminating in a Biden or bust mentality.
Especially among those personally supporting Biden or any other non progressive candidate.
Going against left wing policy for century's meant going against science, evidence and ethics, and was almost always proven wrong by history. (from wars to financial crises to all the common social crises only plaguing one of the industrial nations(USA))
Denial of reality is the brand of trump/nationalists but the denial of reason, with public support, was introduced and is being practiced all around the world by conservative(including centrist) governments. (Poland/UK/USA/Hungary/Germany/Italy/Japan etc.)

My wish:
Could those of you that cannot overcome basic human fallacy's, or cannot stand true to there own ignorance and do not accept already working policy of other nations please stop calling non centrists unreasonable? There are many reasonable centrists out there my anger about you makes talking with them difficult.*

*I cannot claim that i am reasonable because it would always seem that way to oneself.

edit: typos

corvusala

Aug 8, 2019, 10:19 pm Reply

The more Biden talks the worse his pole numbers do.

Dan Underwood

Aug 8, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

I’m gonna call bullshit on Biden leading the race. He’s the horse the plutocratic capitalist dogs are betting on. Bernie is gonna win and they hate it so they are doing everything they can to downplay it. Bernie 2020

Doom Tomb

Aug 8, 2019, 10:41 pm Reply

Go Away Joe Biden!

tosted Nuggetz

Aug 8, 2019, 11:07 pm Reply

Butter bein spread thin over dry toast

Three West

Aug 8, 2019, 11:28 pm Reply

Bernie !!!!

Emma Mae

Aug 8, 2019, 11:33 pm Reply

I don't think you should be talking about politics. Maybe you should stick to comedy. This is a comedy show, isn't it ? It makes me think that the people who are paying you to do comedy are actually more interested in controlling the public's perspective on politics and who to vote for …

Adam Glass

Aug 8, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

Yang gang

Pacifick 02

Aug 8, 2019, 12:00 am Reply

Wealth test jajajajajajajajaaaajaajaajajajjajjaa

Keep Moving

Aug 8, 2019, 12:06 am Reply

Bernie 2020!!

Telly Vin-a

Aug 8, 2019, 12:08 am Reply

how is this happening? it's the 2016 nightmare all over again.

Cassius Kent

Aug 8, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

I was trying so hard to not just…completely fold during this segment and honestly I respect it.

rajinbin

Aug 8, 2019, 12:21 am Reply

I say give it to yang, I would like to see use PowerPoint in the state of the union address.

Abe Kampman

Aug 8, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

with your help i can BEAT this thing

Loren Pinnock

Aug 8, 2019, 12:50 am Reply

I like Seth but he need some male writers smh ?‍♂️

obbor4

Aug 8, 2019, 12:51 am Reply

Enough with the circular firing squad already! Are you people actually going to give Trump another run like you did the last time by holding your breath, throwing a tantrum, and refusing to vote for Hillary? Stupid is as stupid does, I suppose…

Humboldt HipNeck

Aug 8, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

They have to convince us Biden is doing well so we won't be surprised when they rig the election again.

fotha Dan

Aug 8, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

To be honest there does seem to have been a bit of an injection of 'good-lookingness' into the world over the last few years. He's not wrong, lol. They all look pretty much the same too, lol.

Sandra S

Aug 8, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

A republican running as a democrat, that's all we need, more republicans to continue to destroy democracy.

Zane Berry

Aug 8, 2019, 1:11 am Reply

#Yang2020

MrVandj1

Aug 8, 2019, 1:13 am Reply

The fact that Biden doesn’t give a lot of speech’s or rally’s should tell you something. They are worried he will continue to have gaffes. That’s insane

Srivatsan Parthasarathy

Aug 8, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

If he captain planet the we are doomed

Renee de Suiza

Aug 8, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

The New York Times is as much biased as The Washington Post toward progressives, and hence both their poll results are reflecting accordingly.

Eric Twers

Aug 8, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

Please embrace and keep this level of edge.

kismyass fu

Aug 8, 2019, 3:11 am Reply

We don't need another old man in the white house.

TomMacMaz

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

Biden said "I have no sympathy for millenials". He is unelectable.

Reed Cole

Aug 8, 2019, 3:50 am Reply

Joe Biden's soundtrack is "Girl Let Me Touch U" by Dr. Octagon.

Randall n Bandit

Aug 8, 2019, 6:00 am Reply

I can beat this thing, would you like to watch, said Harvey

Powers Lohner

Aug 8, 2019, 6:41 am Reply

I can't stand Biden

Arash Kheshtkar

Aug 8, 2019, 7:13 am Reply

That wealth test is from family guy.

Simon Alkenmayer

Aug 8, 2019, 8:41 am Reply

I wish they wouldn’t run Biden. He really cannot won.

ProjectFlashlight612

Aug 8, 2019, 11:00 am Reply

Of course Biden is still in the lead. The corporate media behemoth is behind him, excusing his gaffes and making sure everyone is laughing at his opponents. This happens every 20 years or so, when our rulers decide we need a less horrible frontperson for their swindle. Eight years of Bush, that's enough money made for now with the useful idiot, throw the peasants an Obama, then punch them in the nuts again with a fresh Republican Nazi useful idiot after two terms.

The Foxfires

Aug 8, 2019, 12:50 pm Reply

Watch. Bernie or Warren will get the nomination and corporate media will STILL attack the progressives. They want Trump to win again!

Zip Draw

Aug 8, 2019, 1:37 pm Reply

Bernie or Warren are my hopefuls.

David Jackson

Aug 8, 2019, 3:59 pm Reply

Poor kids are just as talented and as bright as white kids" – Joe Biden
"[insert equally racist quote]" – Trump
Any takers?

David Jackson

Aug 8, 2019, 3:59 pm Reply

Poor kids are just as talented and as bright as white kids" – Joe Biden
"[insert equally racist quote]" – Trump
Any takers?

Barry Sutton

Aug 8, 2019, 4:22 pm Reply

https://youtu.be/xSSMG0MaEnQ
?

J Hitchcock

Aug 8, 2019, 4:43 pm Reply

I discuss politics with people from across the political spectrum and yet haven't found anyone who supports Joe Biden (except TV commentators).

ScytheNoire

Aug 8, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

Seth should be ashamed he keeps pushing the corporate agenda that Joe Biden is the front-runner. He's not. He never has been. He's a corporate shill.

Empress Tarot by Gabby Turner

Aug 8, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

so confused why Joe is still leading….

Vladimir_Bone Spur_tRump

Aug 8, 2019, 10:37 pm Reply

"Status Quo" Joe ByeDone = 2016 and HRC all over again. Are Democrats stupid enough to nominate another republicon in sheep's clothing? Jesus H Christ!!! Look at the man's record!

lisa lisa

Aug 8, 2019, 2:57 am Reply

The paint swatches…
Holy fk.

ilcu4p

Aug 8, 2019, 3:52 am Reply

Why can’t Biden be best and step out of the race.

RapEnvoy

Aug 8, 2019, 6:54 am Reply

I'm thoroughly upset on how much is being swept under the table here. Can we all agree how messed up the cabinet is?

Brian Cossey

Aug 8, 2019, 7:15 am Reply

Smart mock the only man who will get rid of trump, we are going to be stuck with trump

Adam Jacobs

Aug 8, 2019, 12:16 pm Reply

I have a great idea democrats. Instead of picking a center-right republican light candidate like Hillary or Biden why don't you pick someone who actually energizes the left?

What a crazy idea!!!

Dark Soul

Aug 8, 2019, 12:58 pm Reply

What ass is that? It has a poney tail!?

Patrick Engelking

Aug 8, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Andrew Yang 2020!

TheSm1thers

Aug 8, 2019, 9:36 pm Reply

Who is voting for Joe Biden? I'm guessing they're all Republicans who are unsatisfied with Donald Trump.

michael lawton

Aug 8, 2019, 9:47 pm Reply

I've been a registered voter since Bush Sr… Not once have I ever been polled… No one in my family has ever been polled… No friends of mine, whom I might add helped campaign for Bernie Sanders, and then voted for Trump in 2016 have ever been polled. Co-workers have never been polled… So I'm starting to really wonder… How the hell exactly does these polls work? Corporate doners? Where does this information come from? Has anyone ever been polled?

Ed W

Aug 8, 2019, 10:48 pm Reply

Forget Biden… He's too old, so is Bernie, so is Warren. Someone take the time to research Tulsi Gabbard…

Kamil Jay

Aug 8, 2019, 12:23 am Reply

Gabbard or yang and you get young people to vote

Yaping Yang

Aug 8, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

Andrew Yang is the one to beat trump!!

Lasombra

Aug 8, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

I seriously do not know anyone who is voting for Biden…

Donald Drumpf

Aug 8, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

Could you imagine Biden as the President LOL… If you think trump is bad take a look at that retarded child molester… He can't even put out a coherent sentence…..

randy smith

Aug 8, 2019, 7:33 am Reply

Why is Andrew yang not smashing these goofball career politicians in the polls

America Reigns

Aug 8, 2019, 11:31 am Reply

????LMAO!! Hide your daughters folks! Especially if they are under 10 years old!

Britney isallyouneedtoknow

Aug 8, 2019, 11:34 am Reply

It's disappointing to me that Biden is the front runner because why?
Why when change is DESPERATELY needed do people keep going to what's familiar? Warren has been consistent in her plans and what she thinks needs to change to better the government and quality of life even before she announced she was running. Sanders has been consistent. Harris, O'Rourke, and Buttigieg are also good to have in the race. Change and different perspectives
But no, another old white guy (who probably is wealthy) who makes countless dumbass comments or gaffes. Who has his own scandals and controversies

Pit Friend

Aug 8, 2019, 4:56 pm Reply

What is the point of all these debates and things if the DNC has once again already decided who they want to run?

Trumpet Music

Aug 8, 2019, 5:39 pm Reply

Media still lies!

Linzay Kelly

Aug 8, 2019, 6:32 pm Reply

I can beat this thing…

TheAureliac

Aug 8, 2019, 7:31 pm Reply

Biden still leads in large part because the media won't stop giving him favored son status. Where have we seen this before?

Phlegethon

Aug 8, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

Dems are making the same mistake again it’s probably blue collar Dems supporting Biden

mm2200

Aug 8, 2019, 10:46 pm Reply

GO HOME JOE!

Mark Henderson

Aug 8, 2019, 2:05 am Reply

Actually Warren is beating Biden now.

Ashlyn Creamer

Aug 8, 2019, 7:46 am Reply

Google Andrew Yang! A fantastic candidate that needs more coverage 🙂 #Yang2020 #YangGang

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Aug 8, 2019, 10:51 am Reply

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Pinche Gringo

Aug 8, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

You lefties are whacked!! haha holy cow

Stephen Piggott

Aug 8, 2019, 1:40 pm Reply

Biden still ahead? YOU JUST DON'T LEARN DO YOU?

Ed Dursky

Aug 8, 2019, 11:19 pm Reply

Ole’ Joe says he met with the kids from the Parkland shooting when he was VP. I think that happened a little before I had lunch with bin Laden…right after Hillary Clinton and I survived that onslaught of sniper fire.

Acacio Soto

Aug 8, 2019, 6:51 am Reply

Forrest trump doesn't like brow people but he keeps putting he's fat bud one tanting bed every day that's why he looks like a carrot. He's so proud of been white , why is he ashamed of the color of he's own skin, that's so dump but from clown and chief you can't speck any better..

Alec Jack Galpert

Aug 8, 2019, 7:44 pm Reply

Biden/Obama 2020

Alvaro Lozada

Aug 8, 2019, 9:39 pm Reply

Keep lying

Jace Cavacini

Aug 8, 2019, 5:02 am Reply

We cannot handle another centrist/right-leaning democrat. We need someone that’s actually progressive. Biden, NO. Sanders, Warren, YES.

E K Daufin

Aug 8, 2019, 5:02 am Reply

Love the “wealth test.” ???‍♀️

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