| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Exploring My Tiny Japanese Apartment


Oh yeah what’s this in English? Do you know? “Cleaner?” Vacuum Cleaner! Vacuum Cleaner “Fucking”?? …”Cleaner”?? “Fack you” I can’t believe it’s been almost 4 year since I made my first video about arriving in Japan and my Japanese apartment. Back then I didn’t put any effort in
because no one was watching. And I remember in that video I spoke about
being waken up by a hawk who was living outside my window
and used to wake me up like 3 times a week. And funnily enough, I miss the hawk now because the hawk has been replaced by a gigantic freight train. That’s about 500 times as loud and it goes past my apartment about 7 times a day. I now live on Japan’s Pacific coast, before I lived on the Sea of Japan. And this side of Japan has a lot more seismic activities. Twice this month I’ve been waken up by earthquakes. Just last night I was waken up by a magnitude 4.8 earthquake that happened about 50 miles over there. And as the room was shaking I slowly looked up at the 30 kg air conditioning unit mounted to wall above my head and thought: “Is this a good place to fall asleep at night?” Err probably not! But I can’t be bothered to move the bed! It’s a lot of effort isn’t it? I was actually supposed to be giving an English lesson to one of my top students today but I thought: “why not kill two birds with one stone” Why not have the tour of the apartment and then bring him along and teach him English at the same time? A bit of a vocabulary practice, so without further a due The Tour of the Apartment! Let’s go!! Okay so we’re gonna go and check out the apartment! And give Natsuki an English lesson at the same time as well, I’m gonna point at different things and I want you to give me the English. Yes! Yeah? Yes! So let’s see the apartment and have an English lesson! I….what is this? Unbelievable! Only Pizza! Pizza menu! Deluxe! Every fucking day I get a pizza menu! Every time! Every time! Hey what’s that? This is awkward Thank you Oh again pizza! Again pizza! Unbelievable! Every day, every time! Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza It’s like they know there’s a foreigner It’s like they know there’s a foreigner here, anyway.. let’s go!! I can’t believe that! In English what do you say? Store Stro.. Stro…. Stai… Stairs! Stairs! Stairs! This is stairs yeah! Heaven stairs! Heaven stairs! Closet! Closet! Good good good alright! And in here Some clothes! Chris fashion Nice! What do you think of this? Good color It suits me! Nice space!! Yeah, it’s all in one room! One floor? One floor! Only kitchen? Only a kitchen I can’t work out if that’s good or bad. Yeah it’s altogether so it’s the first time in my life my bed and my kitchen are in the same room. I mean it’s good and bad I personally don’t like living in the kitchen. This is the same space but you can’t have it all! So what’s your…what do you think? Woah woah woah woah! Short! Errr yeah short! And the water Good sink! Good sink! It’s a good sink! Good sink! It’s a good sink! Alright let’s do some English testing! This? Err Toaster! Ooooooh very good!! Range? Rangy Lenjy? Lenjy? Oven? No Electric.. ..Box Electric Box Uh no microwave Microwave?!! Microwave??! Microwave??!! I really like that! “Electric Box! No, microwave! Microwave? Microwave! Microwave Refridge hydrator Refrigerator Refrigerator Nice one! Coffee! Coffee! And just…….. Easy..easy style! Easy style coffee yeah! Instant! Instant yeah yeah yeah This is….so when people ring When people at the front door.. Ooooh door phone? But it records a video It’s pretty creepy look! I don’t know who this man is! I don’t know who this man is.. but I can watch a video of people arriving and ringing my door. And it’s like a horror film. Mask man! Mask man! Yeah what the fuck, who’s this?? There’s three people There’s three people. They’re here again. Yeah so it’s pretty scary I don’t like that. This is my desk! And above my desk I like to keep something
to remind me of my aims yeah.. Nice wall! Nice wall! Yeah, let’s make the world a much better place! Much better place Let’s make the world a much much better place! Much much better! It’s very important I like to remind myself of that everyday! And….I definitely didn’t put it there this morning.. Um! So my breakfast! Nuts!! This is my breakfast, everyday I eat nuts! Everyday?!! Everyday! Every morning? Every morning I eat nuts and a banana! Or three.. This is my special mug Oh! Like a Magic!! Yeaaaah Good word! Good word..”Like a Magic” Like a Magic I like to write my ideas for How to Make the World a Much Better Better Place So I write it here. This is a pen. Great!! This is a pen! This is a pen! Yeaaaah Please draw my face. Genius at work! I don’t know if he can draw or not, I’ve never seen him! The humming is kinda creepy.. Okaaaaay Show me! Wooooaaaaah It’s just like me! I look like a fucking strawberry Strawberry? Strawberry face! Let’s make the world a much much better place!!! Oh yeah what’s this in English? Do you know? Cleaner? Vacuum cleaner! Vacuum cleaner! Fucking? …cleaner??!! Vacuu… Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Vacuum cleaner! Ah! Vacuum! Vacuum! Vacuum cleaner! The Fucking cleaner And that concludes the tour of the apartment! If I had to choose between this one and my old one.. I’d probably prefer my old one just because I really liked the sliding doors. I liked the fact that the kitchen was separate from the bed area and I specially liked that the walls were made of concrete. Here they’re made of paper,
if not, something thinner! When I’m in bed at night I can hear
my next door neighbor snoring quite clearly and it’s not normal. Doesn’t feel right to have that in an apartment. Thanks for watching guys, we’re off now to the local arcade to win lots of stuff so we’ll see you next time, take care, thanks for watching! Or you can come join us and see
how much stuff we’re gonna win! Presumably..quite a lot!! Yeah! Let’s go! Game center! Let’s get! Yeah, let’s do it! One coin! Oooh my God!! Too heavy!!! Too heavy!! I’ll see if I can do it! Ooooh my gooood! I had it perfectly! This is bullshit I’m out of here! The next challenge! Easy we just got to knock.. We just got to knock this one off of there! This is some careful calculations going in here! The money’s gone in Oh fuck off!!! That was perfect!!! Easy!! You should!!! Easy! Easy! Easy!!

100 Comments

AMINESTO

Mar 3, 2019, 5:54 am Reply

“Easy style coffee” – ??

Jerektio

Mar 3, 2019, 8:19 pm Reply

"Give me the fuckin cleaner!"

Chris

Mar 3, 2019, 1:04 pm Reply

Does any have the video link for the first apartment video? The one with the eagle haha, I can't seem to find it

Bruno Allen

Mar 3, 2019, 5:36 pm Reply

Can't escape the pizza mafia

Thudson42

Mar 3, 2019, 12:03 am Reply

I've been learning Japanese for a few months now, but up until I heard Natsuki try to say "vacuum" I didn't realize that there's no "v" sound in Japanese.

Peter Nordquist

Mar 3, 2019, 5:54 pm Reply

Natsuki is hilarious!! Cool guy.

L4UR

Mar 3, 2019, 10:07 pm Reply

i think he might find it easier to just call it a hoover

xx_Blasphemer_xx

Mar 3, 2019, 8:50 am Reply

Its much better as a fucking or a fuck you cleaner LOL love it!

translumination2002

Mar 3, 2019, 12:29 pm Reply

Vacuum= fuck you so funny!

Chelsea Cornwell

Mar 3, 2019, 8:52 pm Reply

I’ve never seen a Vacuum get someone demonetized! ??

Virgo v

Mar 3, 2019, 9:42 pm Reply

I kinda dig that apartment. Knowing Japanese rent its probably not terrible.

Brian Heidemann

Mar 3, 2019, 7:30 am Reply

Hawk screech alarm check

Wishyouweregay

Mar 3, 2019, 5:47 pm Reply

The claw machines are pretty scam but the part when the icecream thing i would probs hit the thing where they are stack the bar so bought will fall in a right angle lol

Kim Andersen

Apr 4, 2019, 10:43 am Reply

Fucking cleaner is about right

Julien Parra

Apr 4, 2019, 1:25 am Reply

that is absolutely a white tailed eagle my friend

Richard Sinclair

Apr 4, 2019, 5:27 am Reply

You know, for someone just learning English, his accent isn't too bad. I'm sure at this point (since this video is almost three years old), he's probably a pretty good speaker.

P

Apr 4, 2019, 11:51 am Reply

I miss the hawk too!

The Arch Of Hîm

Apr 4, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

Fucking cleaner

Kayson Scavarelli

Apr 4, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

FUCKING CLEANER

Hunter Hottinger

Apr 4, 2019, 1:42 am Reply

best part of the video is your friend practicing english!

Black_Sauce

Apr 4, 2019, 3:19 pm Reply

The "electric box" made me laugh. LOL

Lunar Dogs

Apr 4, 2019, 9:09 am Reply

poor natsuki… he guessed half of another word for the microwave
"electric box"
"oven"
electric oven

Henk de Tank

Apr 4, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

I have those headphones, their pretty good but they snapped on on sides so now it's tie-wrapped up

anooymous84

Apr 4, 2019, 2:41 pm Reply

for these claw machines with the hole in the middle, just try to use the claw & knock it off instead

Spect8orSpecter

Apr 4, 2019, 3:30 am Reply

Those three guys standing outside your door smiling looked so freaking sinister

p4tpat

Apr 4, 2019, 8:31 pm Reply

Beckham cleaner

Yona

Apr 4, 2019, 8:58 am Reply

I love Natsuki

Michael Isles

Apr 4, 2019, 12:40 pm Reply

too bad those games are designed to lose

Arjun Swayam kumar

Apr 4, 2019, 1:55 pm Reply

10:37 u should've just alined one of the claws with the edge of the box and it would've pushed it down or off balance maybe I think

Mike Bijani

Apr 4, 2019, 9:06 pm Reply

Hi ???????

justreallybored

Apr 4, 2019, 6:43 pm Reply

No bathroom?

Eduardo Garcia

Apr 4, 2019, 5:42 am Reply

Natsuki makes me smile.

Bruce Mcclain

Apr 4, 2019, 8:20 am Reply

Those claw machines are pure evil

Souless Deeds

Apr 4, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

Its official. The Japanese live like US soldiers in the barracks lol. Note to self. Don't get an appt. But a house. No but seriously the barracks the Army has these days are not far off from what his appt looks like.

Marios Zekou

Apr 4, 2019, 1:44 pm Reply

Fucking cleaner what don't you understand?

bensonライン

Apr 4, 2019, 5:00 am Reply

I lovd how natski says wow

Renne Vangr

Apr 4, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

5:40 that dude looks like Kim Il-Sung, like a lot.

Hans Gernegut

May 5, 2019, 8:25 pm Reply

Oh god I haven't laughed like this in years – Thank you Natsuki and the fucking cleaner

Jake Xingu

May 5, 2019, 10:07 pm Reply

6:50

"Kore wa 'pen' desu."
Wiggles pen
 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jeremy Metcalf

May 5, 2019, 2:01 am Reply

Nothing wrong with a fucking cleaner. Sometimes fucking can get pretty dirty.

CursedRyuk

May 5, 2019, 1:40 pm Reply

What model is that fuckium cleaner?

EdwinRmz45

May 5, 2019, 2:40 am Reply

My japanese level its like the english level of Natsuki

Master Blackthorne

May 5, 2019, 2:31 am Reply

How many pubs have you been thrown out of, Chris?

minh do

May 5, 2019, 7:16 am Reply

Wenever I'm unhappy, I rewatch this video. No1 can remain unhappy while watching natsuki. "Fucking cleaner" & "electric box" needs to b added to the dictionary!!!

Killim K

May 5, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

Now we know how the Japanese feel when tourists talk to them

Nyah Notrealname

May 5, 2019, 2:53 am Reply

Well, this is a horrible place to live.

Charmaine Wright

Jun 6, 2019, 12:26 am Reply

Lmfao this video is hilarious! Love all your vids!

Christopher Wrigley

Jun 6, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

i wish it was called a fucking cleaner

Rich Nokes

Jun 6, 2019, 11:58 am Reply

04:44… Says microwave better than an English speaker…

josakura

Jun 6, 2019, 12:06 pm Reply

Fu**in cleaner!!! 2019, baby!

Hasib 698

Jun 6, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

Nice opening

Swagger

Jun 6, 2019, 3:28 pm Reply

7:45 Oi we call that a hoover actually!

Ash

Jun 6, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

I love listening to Japanese people with thick accents trying to say English words. It's hilarious and cute 😛

Chris Roberts

Jun 6, 2019, 6:52 am Reply

Gotta love Natsuki as he tries his hand on objects around Chris' apartment.

Marek Bortnowski

Jun 6, 2019, 12:43 pm Reply

Can i meat you somewhere in Tokyo

Caitlyn

Jun 6, 2019, 12:28 pm Reply

We need Chris in glasses more often

Justinpitchford

Jun 6, 2019, 4:15 am Reply

Your pachinko home boy is awesome. Super duper funny!! Just seeing this…hows his english??

FKTYT

Jun 6, 2019, 3:01 pm Reply

I just went again to this video just to hear "FUCKING CLEANER"

Robin Gordon

Jul 7, 2019, 11:24 am Reply

what is the song at 0.30

Jerry Morgan JR

Jul 7, 2019, 2:26 am Reply

I'd like to start a band with Natsuki.

Daniel Andersson

Jul 7, 2019, 3:23 am Reply

Fuck microwave, im calling it eletricbox from now on.

Retro Girl in a Modern World

Jul 7, 2019, 2:06 pm Reply

so funny

Remy Lebeau

Jul 7, 2019, 5:59 pm Reply

Those movable arm "games" are all a scam. Just go to a normal arcade where you play actual video games.

sommi

Jul 7, 2019, 8:14 pm Reply

???? I hope no-one does this video in my apartment because I can't find my Fleshlight ????

Mao Unravel Gaming

Jul 7, 2019, 11:13 am Reply

natsuki is so cute, but if natsuki your top student, so natsuki is high school?!

Dabi Ogunjimi

Jul 7, 2019, 3:54 pm Reply

KORE WA PEN DESU
I know Romaji isn’t good, but still…

Megan S

Jul 7, 2019, 2:33 am Reply

electric box… I mean he's not wrong

zact lee

Jul 7, 2019, 11:25 am Reply

you mix a guy with thick brit accent with a japanese man. you get fucking.

KG88 KiteGod

Jul 7, 2019, 1:06 am Reply

We need to get Natsuki a mother vacuum youtube channel

Koothodil Abhijith Augustine

Jul 7, 2019, 7:31 pm Reply

Fuck you cleaner! ?

William

Jul 7, 2019, 10:27 am Reply

Japanese need to learn English better.??‍♂️

anonimuso

Jul 7, 2019, 11:53 am Reply

That video doorbell really is like a horror movie. People just appear all of a sudden in front of the camera staring at it. It looks like they're the ones who can see you through the camera. Freaky.

MonkeyDLewi

Jul 7, 2019, 7:47 pm Reply

Everytime I watch this I die laughing when Natsuki says "F*****g? cleanerrr?" xD

Youssef El Amrani-Sebti

Jul 7, 2019, 3:53 pm Reply

ELEKTURIK BOKS

a a

Jul 7, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

Um yeah you cannot teach english if you dont know japanese….

AbominableDr.Phibes

Jul 7, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

What's the song at 0:26?!?!

Max Jet

Jul 7, 2019, 5:19 pm Reply

If my friends and me pay your drinks, would you go out with us for at least half an evening in December?

koala candy

Jul 7, 2019, 10:37 pm Reply

Chris, you make me scared for you. Ask you friend to help you move your bed plz! ?

Shades of the City Ky

Jul 7, 2019, 11:43 pm Reply

6:30 He eats nuts and banana everyday? In the other video about vegan, he said his vegan friend only ate nuts and bananas everyday because of the lack of choices of vegan food in Japan – so he is now his friend?

jose

Jul 7, 2019, 10:25 pm Reply

Holy shit and this is your top student, cant imagine the others…

Clarissa 1986

Aug 8, 2019, 3:00 pm Reply

An air conditioner needs to push out the hot air to the outside. So this air conditioner should be connected with the wall and an air tunnel should go outside. This means that it is very unlikely for it to crash on your head 🙂 The roof weights much more and it's much more likely that the roof collapses and crashes on you xD

Clarissa 1986

Aug 8, 2019, 3:02 pm Reply

2200 Yen for a Pizza. Around $22 then. Alot of money for a pizza, isn't it? xD

Clarissa 1986

Aug 8, 2019, 3:07 pm Reply

"vacuum cleaner" – "fuck you?" <– LMAO xD
Yeah, "vacu" spoken in english sounds very similiar to "fuck you" xD
But "fuck him cleaner" is nice aswell XD

XP4U

Aug 8, 2019, 3:25 pm Reply

6:00 I have a drawing like that too says “today is a new day”

XP4U

Aug 8, 2019, 3:50 pm Reply

Pffff actually there is a trick to empty those machines. I used to hate those a lot and did all sort of things.

1. Pay a small kid to fit through the damn thing if there is space. (I did that numerous times and my house was filled at one point with stuffed animals).

2. If the machines are stupidly made, place the hand in a way to just drop it in the hole.

3. When no one is looking budge the machines n’ throw em in the hole ?

4. Fake coins to replay, you might find on eBay some or from supermarkets that copy real coins of the used currency.

No kidding if YT would allow us to upload pics, your mind would be blown away.

I used to exploit a lot there devil machines.

quan Brooklyn kid

Aug 8, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

?????

Elijah Dixon

Aug 8, 2019, 8:14 am Reply

Please tell me you invest some of that YouTube cash in better coffee these days. You're Chris fucking Broad and you deserve Moccona damn it.

5ilverbackOG

Aug 8, 2019, 1:38 pm Reply

Electronic……box lmaooooo made my day! he was not fucking wrong!!!!

tyylit

Aug 8, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

so every morning chris gets some nuts in his mouth

Efrain Ortiz

Aug 8, 2019, 12:43 am Reply

Fuci ng cleaner.. F8ck you.. Fuc3 you ?

Igor Frias Vieira

Aug 8, 2019, 4:12 am Reply

Fucking cleaner

Titan970

Aug 8, 2019, 4:49 am Reply

4:25 wholesome moment

Best Mario Game Clips

Aug 8, 2019, 7:35 pm Reply

How much would you say an apartment/average house is in Japan. I really want to live there someday

Edit: Also…NUTS!?

Cameron Woodring

Aug 8, 2019, 4:31 am Reply

Reminiscing old AIJ videos
7:48 (not750lol) is what you came for

Julia Ramos

Aug 8, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

shoganai…

Ross Einstein

Aug 8, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

I like trains, who needs a clock when you got trains?

Siberian Winds

Aug 8, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

2:23 Matsuko Deluxe?

Xavier Melendez

Aug 8, 2019, 9:57 pm Reply

Vacuu too lmao. Everyone who learns a new language here's what you sound like xD

monkeywithbrowneyes

Aug 8, 2019, 1:24 am Reply

"Fucking cleaner?"

Well, he ain't wrong.

Impossabear

Aug 8, 2019, 2:19 am Reply

You could of just said hoover

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