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DO YOU WANT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES?! | Resident Evil 7 – Part 16


Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Resident Evil. Now, we’ve got Lucas here Hey dumbass, don’t turn around if you’re stupid and an idiot *laughs painfully at himself* I really I really nailed him cova- *Drinks even more painfully* woOOAHHH Alright whatever. Alright, so, what we gonna do about this? Well, see ya. Hope he didn’t hear that Nahh how about this? Kerchunckle? why’s he just giggling to himself? Doesn’t make any sense What the hell Yeah, I’m glad you’re so certain about my death and kalmick? klamick *confused noises* common in COMIC COMIC BOOK VILLAIN METHODOLOGY!! Hey, buddy Yeah Yeah Lucas! Where ya goin’? Aw you scared? Ooooh no little baby all scared Uh-oh OH oh-oh Wow, he put that up in a quickie Alright, I killed off all the Connections’ researchers They were poking around where they weren’t supposed to when I wasn’t looking, but I knew exactly what they were up to. Probably didn’t have Like having room to report to me So, I threw them in a cage with some Molded. They shit their pants and begged for their lives. I’m just worried I won’t be able to hold back from laughing when I make the report that they’ve met with an unfortunate accident Probably a good time to cut ties with the connection. I’m the only one who can really make good use of Eveline’s mold Okay That’s weird. What’s with all the mannequin heads though? Why is he obsessed with mannequin heads? Okay what am I seeing here? I saw something – oh save alright then ookayy Cool, mkay, anything else here? What’s over here? Hey uh I unlocked it! Oh, that’s the way back okay? Handgun ammo, buyer for data got one? Get set up for transmission? Who’s buying? Please tell me it’s Umbrella Corporation because that would make total sense because I don’t trust Umbrella Corporation even if they did restructure Something just tells me there’s bad news all over the place. Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Um Uh – oof – uh, how about a grenade? Would that work? I don’t think it’d work. Would it work? It wouldn’t work I – Nah Wait Oh it doe – oh, it doesn’t have any bullets. Oh Okay, well, that’s handy Well, that was just for scares, then he doesn’t have anything left OH NO Alright fine then Hello? Ooh He should have gone here – he would have found some bullets Oh, you know – Okay Uh-huh Nah – oh whoa why whoa what the fuck? Well alright then, do I just gotta kill you? Well, he ain’t gonna die Eugh Eugh, but I don’t wanna be fucking screwed Why am I still on him?!? W – why was he still – ? Eugh – why were they still straddling him? Why was it straddling him in the first place? Wait what’s happening? Oh okay oh Ohh I just let that happen then. Did I? Agh Eugh gross Ahh that’s big! Oh Well I don’t know about that Ohh – ee – whoa you are weird-lookin’. Alright what do you do buddy? How can I AHHAH END IT? aiee ay I don’t like any of what you’re doing right now, how about you take one of theeese? Waboom And another one of theese? Can I punch you? Is that an option? Can I punch you? Whoa whoa leapfrog alright Oo I gunna punch you. Oh, I’m so gonna punch you. Ah wait. Why can’t I punch you? Oh shit. That’s not punchable. Uh-oh, yay, I thought he was gonna leapfrog again, oh whoa whoa whoa whoa Okay Ayee Okay Oh goddamn, where’s it going? Come on stop skedaddling all over the – woooooooah Okay, ye that’s too much skedaddle I don’t know why I closed my eyes for a bit to let you do whatever you’re doing right now But, something tells me now in retrospect that might have been a terrible idea. Euh, it’s so goopy on the ceiling Let me see what’s in here. Ooh hey Uh-oh – WAAAAAAAGH Hey, how about you don’t do that? WAAGH OWW *laugh* WOOOO that hurt a lot, okay well Options are What? Dickin’ nil? Yee – oh got ya bap blap blap woah uh-oh, uh-oh Oh he don’t look so good. Is he still alive? Is he dying? Oh yeah he’s still alive. Not dying. Everything I said was wrong Okay. Woah, that’s a lot of contamination Yes a little weird, huh What does that mean? What the hoo – thank you I – I guess I dunno how that works and why that was set up in here just for such an occasion as this, but I’ll take it sure OWWW Okay, I gotta use those once I’m really low not when I’m like at sixty. I didn’t know that Yeah, yeah, yeah get it. What if I use my super bullets on you? Is it gonna work? Or is it gonna be just a waste? Now I’ll wait until I run out I guess AHHHHH Yeah, I hate it when you do the leapfrog thing it doesn’t bode well for me Oh boy, am I starting to run low okay here we go. Super bullets ho ho Baby don’t like that. Oh you do not The answer is a negative on that one alright I’m gonna go get some oxygen *Poor imitation of annoying woman* ???? I KNOW god i know Whoa hey whoa hey euuuh Okay God how much do you need? This is supposed to be at like – oh I’m out of everything WOOAAAH Okay, well, this is a problem. I – I got a whole lot of nothing whoo That did nothing. Okay, alright well here we go What? Really? I killed him with that? *Laughs* Hell yeah, go Lucas Oh yeah you You deserved that one. I don’t know how I did that with a knife But I just gonna assume that it’s because I’m an incredible badass So unbelievably awesome in everything I do yeah, I didn’t have any bullets left, but Shoot? Woah pfft. I didn’t have a shotgun left, but okay, I’ll take it Uhh – huh Oh no. No it’s not it’s like 50% come on Shoot the computer? There you go there you go, yeah, Chris being a smart Uh-huh Ahh gets infected immediately Yeah makes sense Ah I guess I should have finished in the last episode, but that does – OOOohhh Is it Wesker? Is it Wesker? Tell me it’s Wesker Wait who’s packing up all this shit? So while I was down in the mines, while I was down in the mines dying With all my team of the four of us, that’s all we really did when things would go p– that bad They were just packing up. Alright that’s fascinating Okay, but it’s not over. This episode is not over yet, because I’m gonna roll right into the very next Uhhhh, the next DLC Thor’s hammer site B, ooh Okay, well, I don’t – I don’t need any of that. I’m going into the next one, with Joe Alright nanananana get outta here. We don’t need this We don’t need none of that because we got the next one lined up right now extra content End of Zoe. If you remember what happened to Zoe in like the – the main storyline if y – you – you had a choice there But Zoe got consumed into this weird Crystalline thing and it wasn’t really evident what that was. Anyway, new game Normal, I’m good for normal difficulty. I know what I’m doing So here We go Oh yeah, oh, this is the moment yeah I had to use my head. There’s only one left It’s fine It was perfect. I’m sure there’s someone who can help this is my home Apparently I belong I’ll send help Don’t bother There won’t be anyone left to help Uh-oh Yeah that. If you pick Evie to get the thing she – that happens And I don’t know what that is and I don’t know why Evelyn’s doing that to her sister, but uh? No no no, that’s bad. Uh-oh Zoe Baker she’s still breathing. Calling HQ Wow. Okay, not smart. Wow okay? How did – ? What – how did you punch out two helmeted soldiers? Listen to me. We’re here to help No, I don’t believe you boy Tell me what kind of help comes you know helicopter gunship You don’t know what you’re talking about you. Don’t get it you think I don’t know who you people are With all these monsters running around here. Tell me where’d they come from It’s not what you think you don’t understand, I don’t understand You see the girl back there look That damn my brother’s little girl My niece you want to stand here Family is a righteous talk And you ain’t gonna kill my family See daddy something I can abide fuck’s sake She’s infected. She’s dying and we’re both gonna fuckin die right now I Ain’t dead yet boy so I figure you better do something about it for I feel you two little friends outside, okay? There’s a cure your lie to me We were on our way to get her treatment, and you fuck that up when you jumped us I Probably still waiting for us right now Where Man he’s a big, muscular, southern man. That is – i am tall. Is this what it’s like to be tall? I’m so big. Zoe No, it’s awfully convenient that this weird crystalline growth covered your boobs and almost a skirt like thing so That’s nice I guess. Are you – just stay there Big guy’s gonna go splorin’ *laughs* my – my journal that was no gator I saw today. Was out checking the lines when I saw I had one I saw pulled it up. Instead it was some sludge covered god knows what with huge teeth and claws Tried to get at me so I punched the fucker teeth then before dude never thought I’d see with my own eyes Goddamn, government doing secret experiments on people and animals no doubt about it Explains those helicopter flying around recently. Well this doesn’t make sense because if he’s been living around here His brother is – and the whole family has been infected for like years now, like two years wasn’t it? Was he not paid a visit ever since? What is that? Oh? Oh *Laughs* Aw BAM boom boom boom boom boom boom boom go and getcha *Laughs* *Incoherent* Am I just gonna be – ? Am I just gonna be – whoa – ow, what the hell? Came at me, it came at me. Oh Yah, gotta keep my guard up. Yeah, I gotta keep my guard up like this. That’s really gonna do it for me *Laughs* Please tell me this is just gonna be all fisticuffs. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yeah Joe Yes, Joe. Oh Joe you – you big bastard. Oh, yes, oh Joe *Laughs* Yeah, what’s this? Okay, Joe biker LCS *Incoherent* Alright How to kill those things: bodies are tough, but heads are soft – punch them *Laughs* Get in as many fast punches as possible left right right with some fast right jabs works good Right, left right then a strong left knocks him out. Heads crushed easily underfoot when they fall down. Crouch and sneak up behind When not looking to take them out without a fight (Jeez can you not read the screen? -_-) I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh I love it. Oh I Love it Love it! Mm do I need to visit the outhouse? Left right right? Oo – OOOH, *laughs* oh this is the best! Hello? Ah *Laughs* I got a *laughs again* You mix critter with chem fluid. I’m a scientist I will make goop juice out of this. Just take a grub, you wrap it in some chems And you got sweet goop juice *spitting noises* So put it everywhere Ain’t gonna be no problems with you when you got grub juice. Ooh Is that a gator? I have you know I got my gator football championship – what did I get? I don’t even know – grub! Get our critter, where did I find that? Man if he’s in another – Oh yeah, alright! *Insert noises here* Yeah! Oh my god Oh wow Whoops that is the map. How do I get the map up? What the hell – AHHH! Hang on wait – I’m crouching apparently – I’ll finish her! BOOOOOOOM! Wow, okay, that doesn’t seem efficient, but you know it is awesome as all hell alright Let me just get some of this grub juice cuz I wasn’t thinking *Insert more noises here* Okay, that’s good right on my hitting hand I call this hitty and I call this fisty don’t make hitty and fisty mad Hitty and fisty gonna give you the old two three. We’re gonna skip right over one. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, you don’t see me behind this poison ivy do ya? Do you son? Here comes fisty! *Laughs* I called it the stealthy kill real quiet-like *laughs* Oh that one didn’t even know nothing about my silent taunt afterwards. It’s a real quiet die motherfucker Yeah, nobody know ain’t nobody know *laughs* This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life I’m the greatest thing where’s me some grub? And grabbing this tree huh? I need more chem fluid before I’m able to make the goop juice I need Break it, brap it, blap-a-dapper Oh – oh dat that my hit’n doll? Collect effigies to boost your attack. Yeah Gotta get these hitting sticks. I call – I call this Hitty wh – same as my lefty Hitty Fisty this is also Hitty. Look at him. Oh look at Hitty go I call this tiny punchy paw *Laughs* *More Laugh* You sack of shit alright mmm grub fluid got some grub piss. It’s just piss. That’s all his grub ggggGGGRRUUUUUBBB?!?! Yes, got a critter – got that goop juice grub juice Uh-ooooh, I got a flashlight apparently *INSERT ALL THE NOISES* Someone trying to punch you through the wall? Huh? You ain’t gonna punch it through – ooh hey. Hello friend You look like you could use some punches – cure for E-type infection. Well. I don’t know rightly what that means but? Alright Eugh What das- that’s right, that’s good dude tHAT GRUB Oh, he already made his own grub juice. Well that’s gross, but oh well Uh-oh Ayayayay right! *Laughs* Those were some faster. Oh don’t grab you right around your head grab you right on your doooong What? I heard that Who did that? Hello grub grub (x 100). Oh would you grub, grub? Oh? Get some from Fisty get some from Hitty Ooh baby! Hitty-fisty party, alright whoa hey grub grub Grub grub grub grub grub. No no no, aw naw Ah nah! *Laughs* I love this so much. It’s so fun. Who’s there? Who’s there? Huh? Alright, well now that I learned ya somethin’ good y’ain’t gonna go back now to my home That’s what I know for 113n(?) 100% certain That guy back home probably dead, cuz I left him – woah Don’t know the power of Fisty and Hitty. I done punched the air and it made that – fall. Uh-oh Maybe I shouldn’t have let – my gators! Oh god! Oh I’m hitting gators? Ooooh nooo It’s Hitty and Fisty – OH AND LARRY! Oh Steve oh damn it. damn it damn it Dagny. Oh Well this ain’t good, but okay. Priorities first. That’s the proper insertion point for cures, I know this Kay? Well that doesn’t make sense Oh wha – ah – that ain’t good – critter! Grub! Critters! Critters! Grab the critters! Grab ’em grab ’em grab ’em man! Aww you let all the critters get away! Woah! Hey! You ain’t a critter! Aww you critter food now Huh. Can’t worry about that none. Definitely not my fault. *Laugh* right, come on. Come along, Zoe Hey! That’s mine! Alright, cya I can’t – oh man! Hitty and fisty are all used up right now. Alright fine. Let’s go-tuh-grab-that-stuff-now It’s still by the fire Zoe alright, see Yeah no joke huh? Maybe you shouldn’t have punched those GOVernment employEEs Is it okay? I don’t seem okay. I’m just gonna guess by the- Conflagration and the- the ominous zombie standing right there You wan – you wanna go wi – ? Oh – oh, you want some of hitty and fisty? Oh you come find me! Hmm you come find me x2 He’ll find me. He knows where I live. Wait a minute! Hmm, he blew up where I live. That ain’t good. Ok! Dead soldier boy. By the way, he’s dead. Very dead. Wanna clarify that, he’s very, extremely dead. Although not sure didn’t check. He might have got some grub juice on him. Huh, good question. You know, if this guy just didn’t interfere, everything would be hunky dorey Somebody Okay You gonna punch your way through him this time? Ooh, that’s a good slurp. I don’t like the sound of that slurp Cluuuunnk! Alright. Yeah they got that wall up fast. Holy hell. Also again, what- what is this guy? This guy was just punching, punching for the past two years straight. Like just in self – reclusiveness. Just isolated away, only punching. Forever and ever. Alright, Zoe I don’t know where we’re going and I don’t know why but okay? I’m not staring at your boob. I’m just looking where I’m step- woah! Not now, gator Alright Here I go I’ll punch you later, gator. Gatahhhh! *snarls from said gator* That’s not good. Ah! Hey come on, come on now. Be nice. Uh I don’t know about that. There’s a conveniently nice couch here. Why’s there just a couch here? Uh I don’t know about that. Oh no Mm but I’ll save okay whoo-hoo almost punched that save and whOOPS almost destroyed it before I recorded my- oppp whelp there goes *giggles* Thank you everybody so much for watching. I’m out of time for this episode, but I appreciate you guys being here. and this is gonna be a fun one. So thanks again, Let me know what you think down below in the comment below, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-Byeeee!

100 Comments

Alexander Zheng

Apr 4, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

Of corse you would be the one to call out the boob coverage.

Also the triumphant of goop juice.

Babey Stuffs

Apr 4, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

welcome back Goop Juice, we missed you.

The scream thee killer

Apr 4, 2019, 12:37 am Reply

Welcome ever body to resident evil 7 with Lukas hey dum ass look here if your stupid and we have joe with us too joe punch everything you see

LT.Anonymous

Apr 4, 2019, 1:49 pm Reply

Dude Joe reminds me of Joel from the last of us

tekashi 6ix9ine

Apr 4, 2019, 12:13 pm Reply

play god of war

xMischa [GER]

Apr 4, 2019, 4:01 pm Reply

26:20 When Trump finally finished his Arts and Crafts project xD

Declan Techo

May 5, 2019, 12:59 am Reply

It looks like joe followed the advice TearOfGrace (watch his stuff, it’s good) gave Ethan in the original game; P U N C H

TheArtistryForge

May 5, 2019, 3:28 am Reply

Mark: How did you punch out two helmeted soldiers?
Me: [sips coffee] Southern badassery is anime strength.

Nefariously Obnoxious

May 5, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

Mmmm. Traditional Louisiana cookin’.

Quinnjett 225

May 5, 2019, 7:38 pm Reply

‘I won’t grub you right in the head I’m gon’ grub you right in the dong.’

Curly Pineapple

May 5, 2019, 3:46 pm Reply

What if you cure Zoe is it end of Mia

Cheyenne laws

May 5, 2019, 9:27 pm Reply

To be completely honest Zoe looks really pretty like that

Tim G

May 5, 2019, 4:40 am Reply

Mark y u let Lucas run away at 0:48 couldn't you have cut him off short if you went through the door? like seriously bro

Björn Issel

May 5, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

Dude, Wesker's been dead since part five and not been workin for Umbrellasince the End of the very first Resident Evil

TheCosplayhouse

May 5, 2019, 10:35 pm Reply

pleaseeeeee they need to make a full on insain game with joe fighting his way through monsters with his bare hands!! ITS THE BEST THING IV EVER SEEN!!

GachaFan23457

May 5, 2019, 1:10 am Reply

Am I the only one who realized that when Lucas attacked him the first time they teleported?

Lady Liberty

May 5, 2019, 2:40 am Reply

10:40. Is it Jake? Leon? Sherry? Jill? Sheva?

Lady Liberty

May 5, 2019, 3:29 am Reply

18:41. Critter? has flashbacks to Nancy Drew: Ghost Dogs Of Moon Lake

AOTWAR the Hecking Weeb

May 5, 2019, 5:06 pm Reply

Joe Baker is a a God!

GachaFan23457

May 5, 2019, 2:11 am Reply

Introducing the brand new goop juice, it can fix anything! A CUT? GOOP JUICE. A HOLE IN YOUR HAND? GOOP JUICE. DECAPITATION? GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP JJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke Nukem

May 5, 2019, 5:27 am Reply

Markiplier is too funny playin joe 😂😂😂

Arhan Nv

Jun 6, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

I just got infected from hearing marks accent

Syphrin Rayne

Jun 6, 2019, 3:51 am Reply

Is it Mark's new trademark to finish every major boss off with a knife?

Ailurophile -Chan

Jun 6, 2019, 4:23 pm Reply

Yo why the fuck is Joe fine as hell

venuscynical

Jun 6, 2019, 6:00 am Reply

he'll fnd me he knows where i live wait a minute (music stops) he blew up where i live

y

Jun 6, 2019, 9:07 pm Reply

Ask Mortal's Edge The same thing

Cameron Brown

Jun 6, 2019, 6:15 pm Reply

I still can’t believe how much fun mark had playing this. I also can’t believe how funny it still is

Stoner 69

Jun 6, 2019, 9:51 am Reply

Looks like Trump's wall building skills payed off afterall

The Ghost Banana

Jun 6, 2019, 11:14 pm Reply

Imagine the thought process of the molded:
"Whew… Remember that guy a little while back? You know the blonde one with the white shirt? You know our bosses ma cut his hand off? "
"Ohh yeah he killed the boss, yeah sad times.. But you remember that guy in the suits in the mine? The guy who killed that guy who like blowing shit up?"
"Yeah… We're terrible at our jobs.. Oh hey ernie! We were just talking g about those gun wielding folks who shot up every thing. "
" Wheeewww those were some crazy peopl-"
Joe Baker fucking kills ernie with his bare hands

Cory PowerCat

Jun 6, 2019, 1:50 am Reply

So he uses voodoo to become that strong.

WezFrom TheEnchantedRuby

Jun 6, 2019, 8:39 pm Reply

20:42 ITS A BA NA NA NA NEXT TO A BA NA NA NA!!!!!!!!!!1!!

Jeff Bitter

Jun 6, 2019, 1:15 am Reply

the way lukas casually squat-ran from mark..he hadn't taken a shit in months

Suigin Migasuto

Jun 6, 2019, 9:24 pm Reply

What if the mannequins are bases for the mold monsters to use as bodies? That would explain why they seen to slink and flex so much from underneath beds and crap, like they almost don't have joints.

Squidward Tortellini

Jun 6, 2019, 4:44 am Reply

Joe Baker isn't just a badass
He's a dumbass

Tot Gaming//Tater tot

Jun 6, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

Did anyone else notice Zoe's uhhhhhh physics……. when he walks

Renamon 565

Jun 6, 2019, 5:19 am Reply

Resident evil 7 is a very good game

Renamon 565

Jun 6, 2019, 5:25 am Reply

Lucas is a tyrant

The Russian Potato

Jun 6, 2019, 5:58 am Reply

This is wierd, my uncle's name is Joe Baker, HE'S A BADASS!!!!!

Camden_the_Pitbull 07

Jul 7, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

Can I just say that Joe is, in my opinion, a gorgeous man

antisocial pancake

Jul 7, 2019, 2:08 pm Reply

Video title: do you want to have a nightmare?
Me: laughs the entire episode

Possessed Demon Wolf

Jul 7, 2019, 12:34 pm Reply

Man, Lucas was actually my favorite character. I'm sad that he's dead 🙁

Kellen Halverson

Jul 7, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

Puny Punchy Paul

Non-Binary Disaster

Jul 7, 2019, 2:19 pm Reply

Mark's imitations of Joe made me laugh harder than I care to admit

zoombie

Jul 7, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

nobody:
literally nobody:
gator man:soulja boy
me: yoooooooo

FriesWithRays

Jul 7, 2019, 2:11 am Reply

SUCK THAT UP, LUCAS

Jacob Seitula

Jul 7, 2019, 8:25 am Reply

JOE'S ON ROOOOOOOOIDS!

Noisy Boy

Jul 7, 2019, 4:12 pm Reply

Well guess what boy, I ain't gaunna need a guunnn for da damn zaumbie apocalypse naw hun!

silly hayla

Jul 7, 2019, 4:04 am Reply

TINY PUNCHY PAUL FOR LIFE! 21:21

hyper Sonico

Aug 8, 2019, 11:14 am Reply

Man Chris dlc is EPIC 😆
And Joe is really something else 😂👌

Ethan Demeri

Aug 8, 2019, 7:08 am Reply

I would love to see Chris and Joe in unarmed cqc.

sneaky tom

Aug 8, 2019, 5:40 pm Reply

when the fuck can we kill lucas honestly

Meckle von Heinsburgh

Aug 8, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

I wonder how Zoe feels? her old uncle is carrying her around while she's naked…..

Brayan Franco

Aug 8, 2019, 11:01 am Reply

killing Lucas with a knife

Robert Perkins

Aug 8, 2019, 5:30 pm Reply

“Grub, Grub, Grub Grub Grub Grub”
-Markiplier, 2019

Original American

Aug 8, 2019, 2:48 pm Reply

Pretty sure Resident Evil 7 is just a depiction of every day life in Alabama.

Hotbaconburger

Aug 8, 2019, 12:52 am Reply

Joe Baker is by far my favorite character

EggmanlandResident

Aug 8, 2019, 12:11 am Reply

Kinda hilarious how weak Ethan really is. Joe Baker just rips their heads off with his bare hands.

OBS-Lester Roquefort

Aug 8, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

Nah, Joe Baker is Chuck Norris' uncle.

GachaFan23457

Aug 8, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

When you realize this is a horror game
😮

SovietToaster_93

Sep 9, 2019, 4:22 am Reply

This is the second time mark only had a knife to his name

zanesnep

Sep 9, 2019, 8:24 am Reply

11:13 MOMMA

Omega Sonic

Sep 9, 2019, 12:00 am Reply

Mark in re5 wesker is dead. Dual rocket launcher shot to the face in a godamn volcano

Paolo Antonio Lomotan

Sep 9, 2019, 11:55 pm Reply

While the DLC is fun, I really find Jack's sense of logic to be stupid. They were trying to do something, even before he started handing out knuckle sandwiches. I know why he did it, but I feel like it was stupid anyway.

Tony The Tiger

Sep 9, 2019, 8:53 pm Reply

Am I the only one who noticed Zoe's jiggle physics?

I'll just see myself out then

Dio Brando

Oct 10, 2019, 3:18 am Reply

U don't see me behind this poison ivy son do ya here comes fisty

Sovereign Snorlax

Oct 10, 2019, 8:07 pm Reply

How did Zoe going from being fully dressed to being naked?

Trixiesongzxoxo 2012

Oct 10, 2019, 7:20 pm Reply

Zoe looks so beautiful all in crystaly form 💙

Cloudmuffin2005

Oct 10, 2019, 11:29 pm Reply

I want to see joe and Chris redfield in a fist fight

Nadav Wolf

Oct 10, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

Joe Baker = Kratos?

Meckle von Heinsburgh

Nov 11, 2019, 4:06 pm Reply

"MY HITTIN' GATORS! OH, HITTY AND FISTY! AND LARRY! OH, AND STEVE!"

ThePeepsThatCreeps ThatEats

Nov 11, 2019, 11:02 pm Reply

When your Parents see you with your Phone after bed time
0:50

Margot Rosenthal

Nov 11, 2019, 9:49 am Reply

Wait, what was that achievement Mark got at the punching bag?

Nicole Mckavis

Dec 12, 2019, 2:52 am Reply

Really enjoying this commentary:
GRUB…GRUB GRUB GRUB…GRUUB

a im anderson

Dec 12, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply

weskar has died in resident evil 5

trexlightmaniac

Dec 12, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

Joe mama had went on vacation.

ecksdee23

Dec 12, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

you know im pretty new to the resident evil franchise, barely know any of the characters
joe baker is probably gonna be my favorite character forever and always

Shannanigans

Dec 12, 2019, 8:50 pm Reply

Markiplier reads in a terrible southern accent. I laughed way too hard oh my god

Guttural Flaw

Dec 12, 2019, 1:32 am Reply

21:41 resident evil predicts Blair witch

Nathaniel Smith

Dec 12, 2019, 7:59 am Reply

15:48 this is the most relatable fucking thing ever

The Secret Eye!

Dec 12, 2019, 10:59 am Reply

The ending is really cool 😎

The Secret Eye!

Dec 12, 2019, 11:01 am Reply

That was wired

Murras

Dec 12, 2019, 1:26 am Reply

Ethan used a flamethrower, a grenade launcher, a machine gun, a shotgun, a pistol and a knife to kill those things

Joe Baker: That fucking casul

Doom Marine No. 2145

Dec 12, 2019, 9:11 pm Reply

who's joe?

Einarly

Dec 12, 2019, 9:49 pm Reply

I got nightmares from this 🙁

Dipplo Chip

Dec 12, 2019, 11:43 pm Reply

Whoes joe??

hypnotictmania tman

Dec 12, 2019, 2:34 am Reply

Hitty and fisty couple goals ✊❤👊

Pupsmaner

Jan 1, 2020, 4:16 pm Reply

Well Umbrella has no good reputation and they have pictures of the arkley mountains…

They probably had family there

No wonder Joe was so untrusting

Gavin larock

Jan 1, 2020, 4:41 am Reply

Did mark ever replay it and choose the Zoe outcome?

GAMER KID

Jan 1, 2020, 5:39 pm Reply

*Every time Mark punches he shouts* "Grub! Grub! Grub Grub Grub GRUB!

Nekira Hodge

Jan 1, 2020, 10:48 pm Reply

Hitty and Fisty, one hits and one…

Jennifer Jerkins

Jan 1, 2020, 5:25 am Reply

I CALL THIS HITTY I CALL THIS FISTTY

Yuki Cocoa

Jan 1, 2020, 3:34 am Reply

I guess the End of Zoe was like: Resident Evil 7 but your protagonist is too retarded to load a gun so he doesn't bother with them

Ham Sandwich

Jan 1, 2020, 11:37 pm Reply

Ethan: I use a knife
Chris: I shoot and then kill these things by punching them
Joe: My fist are my only weapon and they work

Dutchess Of Salt

Jan 1, 2020, 12:38 am Reply

Joe: "It's alright Zoe"
Me: "Um, is it though??"
Mark : "Um, is it though?"
lolol!!!

Sarena Frayre

Jan 1, 2020, 3:38 am Reply

Joe reminds me of my grandfather hes sadly passed away but he was a good man and very strong he said he would give his soul to the devil just to protect his family I……..i miss him😞😢

Sam Carroll

Jan 1, 2020, 3:59 pm Reply

OMG YOU CAN PRESS F FOR MORE TEXT, I love you Mark but that annoyed me

robo bitch

Jan 1, 2020, 1:10 am Reply

Joe Baker is like an old Chris Redfield but instead of guns he uses his fists

Shelli Blossom

Jan 1, 2020, 1:47 am Reply

i dont understand why he not telling joe everything. where these monsters come from..
this little girl name eveline…. we have a treatment for zoe in the camp…. we have agun ship so we can kill the creatures you know the ones out there you have a head of one of them

Leo Sydlik

Jan 1, 2020, 7:49 pm Reply

Big scary monster: hey Joe Baker, lets go!!!

Mark: to the big scary monster you want a piece of hitty and fisty????

Cutscene insues to keep us in suspense

Grimsly76

Jan 1, 2020, 2:47 pm Reply

Being a southern folk, I was laughing nearly the whole time when Mark did a southern accent

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