DO YOU WANT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES?! | Resident Evil 7 – Part 16
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Resident Evil. Now, we’ve got Lucas here Hey dumbass, don’t turn around if you’re stupid and an idiot *laughs painfully at himself* I really I really nailed him cova- *Drinks even more painfully* woOOAHHH Alright whatever. Alright, so, what we gonna do about this? Well, see ya. Hope he didn’t hear that Nahh how about this? Kerchunckle? why’s he just giggling to himself? Doesn’t make any sense What the hell Yeah, I’m glad you’re so certain about my death and kalmick? klamick *confused noises* common in COMIC COMIC BOOK VILLAIN METHODOLOGY!! Hey, buddy Yeah Yeah Lucas! Where ya goin’? Aw you scared? Ooooh no little baby all scared Uh-oh OH oh-oh Wow, he put that up in a quickie Alright, I killed off all the Connections’ researchers They were poking around where they weren’t supposed to when I wasn’t looking, but I knew exactly what they were up to. Probably didn’t have Like having room to report to me So, I threw them in a cage with some Molded. They shit their pants and begged for their lives. I’m just worried I won’t be able to hold back from laughing when I make the report that they’ve met with an unfortunate accident Probably a good time to cut ties with the connection. I’m the only one who can really make good use of Eveline’s mold Okay That’s weird. What’s with all the mannequin heads though? Why is he obsessed with mannequin heads? Okay what am I seeing here? I saw something – oh save alright then ookayy Cool, mkay, anything else here? What’s over here? Hey uh I unlocked it! Oh, that’s the way back okay? Handgun ammo, buyer for data got one? Get set up for transmission? Who’s buying? Please tell me it’s Umbrella Corporation because that would make total sense because I don’t trust Umbrella Corporation even if they did restructure Something just tells me there’s bad news all over the place. Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Um Uh – oof – uh, how about a grenade? Would that work? I don’t think it’d work. Would it work? It wouldn’t work I – Nah Wait Oh it doe – oh, it doesn’t have any bullets. Oh Okay, well, that’s handy Well, that was just for scares, then he doesn’t have anything left OH NO Alright fine then Hello? Ooh He should have gone here – he would have found some bullets Oh, you know – Okay Uh-huh Nah – oh whoa why whoa what the fuck? Well alright then, do I just gotta kill you? Well, he ain’t gonna die Eugh Eugh, but I don’t wanna be fucking screwed Why am I still on him?!? W – why was he still – ? Eugh – why were they still straddling him? Why was it straddling him in the first place? Wait what’s happening? Oh okay oh Ohh I just let that happen then. Did I? Agh Eugh gross Ahh that’s big! Oh Well I don’t know about that Ohh – ee – whoa you are weird-lookin’. Alright what do you do buddy? How can I AHHAH END IT? aiee ay I don’t like any of what you’re doing right now, how about you take one of theeese? Waboom And another one of theese? Can I punch you? Is that an option? Can I punch you? Whoa whoa leapfrog alright Oo I gunna punch you. Oh, I’m so gonna punch you. Ah wait. Why can’t I punch you? Oh shit. That’s not punchable. Uh-oh, yay, I thought he was gonna leapfrog again, oh whoa whoa whoa whoa Okay Ayee Okay Oh goddamn, where’s it going? Come on stop skedaddling all over the – woooooooah Okay, ye that’s too much skedaddle I don’t know why I closed my eyes for a bit to let you do whatever you’re doing right now But, something tells me now in retrospect that might have been a terrible idea. Euh, it’s so goopy on the ceiling Let me see what’s in here. Ooh hey Uh-oh – WAAAAAAAGH Hey, how about you don’t do that? WAAGH OWW *laugh* WOOOO that hurt a lot, okay well Options are What? Dickin’ nil? Yee – oh got ya bap blap blap woah uh-oh, uh-oh Oh he don’t look so good. Is he still alive? Is he dying? Oh yeah he’s still alive. Not dying. Everything I said was wrong Okay. Woah, that’s a lot of contamination Yes a little weird, huh What does that mean? What the hoo – thank you I – I guess I dunno how that works and why that was set up in here just for such an occasion as this, but I’ll take it sure OWWW Okay, I gotta use those once I’m really low not when I’m like at sixty. I didn’t know that Yeah, yeah, yeah get it. What if I use my super bullets on you? Is it gonna work? Or is it gonna be just a waste? Now I’ll wait until I run out I guess AHHHHH Yeah, I hate it when you do the leapfrog thing it doesn’t bode well for me Oh boy, am I starting to run low okay here we go. Super bullets ho ho Baby don’t like that. Oh you do not The answer is a negative on that one alright I’m gonna go get some oxygen *Poor imitation of annoying woman* ???? I KNOW god i know Whoa hey whoa hey euuuh Okay God how much do you need? This is supposed to be at like – oh I’m out of everything WOOAAAH Okay, well, this is a problem. I – I got a whole lot of nothing whoo That did nothing. Okay, alright well here we go What? Really? I killed him with that? *Laughs* Hell yeah, go Lucas Oh yeah you You deserved that one. I don’t know how I did that with a knife But I just gonna assume that it’s because I’m an incredible badass So unbelievably awesome in everything I do yeah, I didn’t have any bullets left, but Shoot? Woah pfft. I didn’t have a shotgun left, but okay, I’ll take it Uhh – huh Oh no. No it’s not it’s like 50% come on Shoot the computer? There you go there you go, yeah, Chris being a smart Uh-huh Ahh gets infected immediately Yeah makes sense Ah I guess I should have finished in the last episode, but that does – OOOohhh Is it Wesker? Is it Wesker? Tell me it’s Wesker Wait who’s packing up all this shit? So while I was down in the mines, while I was down in the mines dying With all my team of the four of us, that’s all we really did when things would go p– that bad They were just packing up. Alright that’s fascinating Okay, but it’s not over. This episode is not over yet, because I’m gonna roll right into the very next Uhhhh, the next DLC Thor’s hammer site B, ooh Okay, well, I don’t – I don’t need any of that. I’m going into the next one, with Joe Alright nanananana get outta here. We don’t need this We don’t need none of that because we got the next one lined up right now extra content End of Zoe. If you remember what happened to Zoe in like the – the main storyline if y – you – you had a choice there But Zoe got consumed into this weird Crystalline thing and it wasn’t really evident what that was. Anyway, new game Normal, I’m good for normal difficulty. I know what I’m doing So here We go Oh yeah, oh, this is the moment yeah I had to use my head. There’s only one left It’s fine It was perfect. I’m sure there’s someone who can help this is my home Apparently I belong I’ll send help Don’t bother There won’t be anyone left to help Uh-oh Yeah that. If you pick Evie to get the thing she – that happens And I don’t know what that is and I don’t know why Evelyn’s doing that to her sister, but uh? No no no, that’s bad. Uh-oh Zoe Baker she’s still breathing. Calling HQ Wow. Okay, not smart. Wow okay? How did – ? What – how did you punch out two helmeted soldiers? Listen to me. We’re here to help No, I don’t believe you boy Tell me what kind of help comes you know helicopter gunship You don’t know what you’re talking about you. Don’t get it you think I don’t know who you people are With all these monsters running around here. Tell me where’d they come from It’s not what you think you don’t understand, I don’t understand You see the girl back there look That damn my brother’s little girl My niece you want to stand here Family is a righteous talk And you ain’t gonna kill my family See daddy something I can abide fuck’s sake She’s infected. She’s dying and we’re both gonna fuckin die right now I Ain’t dead yet boy so I figure you better do something about it for I feel you two little friends outside, okay? There’s a cure your lie to me We were on our way to get her treatment, and you fuck that up when you jumped us I Probably still waiting for us right now Where Man he’s a big, muscular, southern man. That is – i am tall. Is this what it’s like to be tall? I’m so big. Zoe No, it’s awfully convenient that this weird crystalline growth covered your boobs and almost a skirt like thing so That’s nice I guess. Are you – just stay there Big guy’s gonna go splorin’ *laughs* my – my journal that was no gator I saw today. Was out checking the lines when I saw I had one I saw pulled it up. Instead it was some sludge covered god knows what with huge teeth and claws Tried to get at me so I punched the fucker teeth then before dude never thought I’d see with my own eyes Goddamn, government doing secret experiments on people and animals no doubt about it Explains those helicopter flying around recently. Well this doesn’t make sense because if he’s been living around here His brother is – and the whole family has been infected for like years now, like two years wasn’t it? Was he not paid a visit ever since? What is that? Oh? Oh *Laughs* Aw BAM boom boom boom boom boom boom boom go and getcha *Laughs* *Incoherent* Am I just gonna be – ? Am I just gonna be – whoa – ow, what the hell? Came at me, it came at me. Oh Yah, gotta keep my guard up. Yeah, I gotta keep my guard up like this. That’s really gonna do it for me *Laughs* Please tell me this is just gonna be all fisticuffs. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yeah Joe Yes, Joe. Oh Joe you – you big bastard. Oh, yes, oh Joe *Laughs* Yeah, what’s this? Okay, Joe biker LCS *Incoherent* Alright How to kill those things: bodies are tough, but heads are soft – punch them *Laughs* Get in as many fast punches as possible left right right with some fast right jabs works good Right, left right then a strong left knocks him out. Heads crushed easily underfoot when they fall down. Crouch and sneak up behind When not looking to take them out without a fight (Jeez can you not read the screen? -_-) I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh I love it. Oh I Love it Love it! Mm do I need to visit the outhouse? Left right right? Oo – OOOH, *laughs* oh this is the best! Hello? Ah *Laughs* I got a *laughs again* You mix critter with chem fluid. I’m a scientist I will make goop juice out of this. Just take a grub, you wrap it in some chems And you got sweet goop juice *spitting noises* So put it everywhere Ain’t gonna be no problems with you when you got grub juice. Ooh Is that a gator? I have you know I got my gator football championship – what did I get? I don’t even know – grub! Get our critter, where did I find that? Man if he’s in another – Oh yeah, alright! *Insert noises here* Yeah! Oh my god Oh wow Whoops that is the map. How do I get the map up? What the hell – AHHH! Hang on wait – I’m crouching apparently – I’ll finish her! BOOOOOOOM! Wow, okay, that doesn’t seem efficient, but you know it is awesome as all hell alright Let me just get some of this grub juice cuz I wasn’t thinking *Insert more noises here* Okay, that’s good right on my hitting hand I call this hitty and I call this fisty don’t make hitty and fisty mad Hitty and fisty gonna give you the old two three. We’re gonna skip right over one. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, you don’t see me behind this poison ivy do ya? Do you son? Here comes fisty! *Laughs* I called it the stealthy kill real quiet-like *laughs* Oh that one didn’t even know nothing about my silent taunt afterwards. It’s a real quiet die motherfucker Yeah, nobody know ain’t nobody know *laughs* This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life I’m the greatest thing where’s me some grub? And grabbing this tree huh? I need more chem fluid before I’m able to make the goop juice I need Break it, brap it, blap-a-dapper Oh – oh dat that my hit’n doll? Collect effigies to boost your attack. Yeah Gotta get these hitting sticks. I call – I call this Hitty wh – same as my lefty Hitty Fisty this is also Hitty. Look at him. Oh look at Hitty go I call this tiny punchy paw *Laughs* *More Laugh* You sack of shit alright mmm grub fluid got some grub piss. It’s just piss. That’s all his grub ggggGGGRRUUUUUBBB?!?! Yes, got a critter – got that goop juice grub juice Uh-ooooh, I got a flashlight apparently *INSERT ALL THE NOISES* Someone trying to punch you through the wall? Huh? You ain’t gonna punch it through – ooh hey. Hello friend You look like you could use some punches – cure for E-type infection. Well. I don’t know rightly what that means but? Alright Eugh What das- that’s right, that’s good dude tHAT GRUB Oh, he already made his own grub juice. Well that’s gross, but oh well Uh-oh Ayayayay right! *Laughs* Those were some faster. Oh don’t grab you right around your head grab you right on your doooong What? I heard that Who did that? Hello grub grub (x 100). Oh would you grub, grub? Oh? Get some from Fisty get some from Hitty Ooh baby! Hitty-fisty party, alright whoa hey grub grub Grub grub grub grub grub. No no no, aw naw Ah nah! *Laughs* I love this so much. It’s so fun. Who’s there? Who’s there? Huh? Alright, well now that I learned ya somethin’ good y’ain’t gonna go back now to my home That’s what I know for 113n(?) 100% certain That guy back home probably dead, cuz I left him – woah Don’t know the power of Fisty and Hitty. I done punched the air and it made that – fall. Uh-oh Maybe I shouldn’t have let – my gators! Oh god! Oh I’m hitting gators? Ooooh nooo It’s Hitty and Fisty – OH AND LARRY! Oh Steve oh damn it. damn it damn it Dagny. Oh Well this ain’t good, but okay. Priorities first. That’s the proper insertion point for cures, I know this Kay? Well that doesn’t make sense Oh wha – ah – that ain’t good – critter! Grub! Critters! Critters! Grab the critters! Grab ’em grab ’em grab ’em man! Aww you let all the critters get away! Woah! Hey! You ain’t a critter! Aww you critter food now Huh. Can’t worry about that none. Definitely not my fault. *Laugh* right, come on. Come along, Zoe Hey! That’s mine! Alright, cya I can’t – oh man! Hitty and fisty are all used up right now. Alright fine. Let’s go-tuh-grab-that-stuff-now It’s still by the fire Zoe alright, see Yeah no joke huh? Maybe you shouldn’t have punched those GOVernment employEEs Is it okay? I don’t seem okay. I’m just gonna guess by the- Conflagration and the- the ominous zombie standing right there You wan – you wanna go wi – ? Oh – oh, you want some of hitty and fisty? Oh you come find me! Hmm you come find me x2 He’ll find me. He knows where I live. Wait a minute! Hmm, he blew up where I live. That ain’t good. Ok! Dead soldier boy. By the way, he’s dead. Very dead. Wanna clarify that, he’s very, extremely dead. Although not sure didn’t check. He might have got some grub juice on him. Huh, good question. You know, if this guy just didn’t interfere, everything would be hunky dorey Somebody Okay You gonna punch your way through him this time? Ooh, that’s a good slurp. I don’t like the sound of that slurp Cluuuunnk! Alright. Yeah they got that wall up fast. Holy hell. Also again, what- what is this guy? This guy was just punching, punching for the past two years straight. Like just in self – reclusiveness. Just isolated away, only punching. Forever and ever. Alright, Zoe I don’t know where we’re going and I don’t know why but okay? I’m not staring at your boob. I’m just looking where I’m step- woah! Not now, gator Alright Here I go I’ll punch you later, gator. Gatahhhh! *snarls from said gator* That’s not good. Ah! Hey come on, come on now. Be nice. Uh I don’t know about that. There’s a conveniently nice couch here. Why’s there just a couch here? Uh I don’t know about that. Oh no Mm but I’ll save okay whoo-hoo almost punched that save and whOOPS almost destroyed it before I recorded my- oppp whelp there goes *giggles* Thank you everybody so much for watching. I’m out of time for this episode, but I appreciate you guys being here. and this is gonna be a fun one. So thanks again, Let me know what you think down below in the comment below, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh-Byeeee!