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Conan Goes Hookah Shopping In Bethlehem – CONAN on TBS


I’m about to enter the West Bank and as you can see from this sign Israelis are not allowed to enter. This is a Palestinian zone. My Israeli crew that’s been with me for a few days must remain behind and I’m gonna switch over to an all Palestinian crew. So it’s like this court ordered custody fight where I’m leaving one divorced parent to go stay with another divorced parent and both parents don’t really like me. Oh, I wanna buy it. Oh, that’s so nice of you, thank you. That’s nice, he just gave this to me, that’s very nice. I’ll be back in five minutes to take more for free. (audience laughs) What is your name? My name is Sami. Sami, Sami, okay, alright. Sami, where are you from? You live- Yes, I’m from Bethlehem.
Oh, from Bethlehem. Yes, I live here, I work here, I’m born here, I married here also. Wow.
Yes. What do you have here? I have some coffee and I have also very delicious tea. This coffee looks very, very strong. Yes, very strong as you King of the jungle. No, you got me mixed up with someone else. I’m Conan, meek and mild. This was all sugar. Oh my god, oh that is very strong. No wonder you are so hah. You drink a lot of this?
Yes. Yes, yes, you seem a little crazy. (laughs)
You’re crazy in the head. This is for you, I put this right in here, okay? You are very kind. I am very kind but you were very nice. You are very kind.
Oh, do I kiss you too, okay. You are very heavy-
But not the lips, right? Well, if you want, come. (audience laughs) (audience cheering) My heart is like my face. (laughs) Thank you. What’s good dancing music, for dancing? He’s good? This man show me how to dance, how do I dance? I got it. This is it, look at this now. Do you like this? (audience laughs) He’s gone, where did he go? He stopped, I guess I win. I want to buy something, I haggle with you. How much for this? 700 shekels-
Yes. is bullshit, I give you 200 shekels. I saw one just down the street that looks just like this. 450 shekels is bullshit. (laughs) I give you 500 shekels. I give you 390 shekels. Okay.
Yes? Yes.
Yeah, I did it. I haggled. (audience cheering) Carrots? Okay, how much? Yeah, one. I just bought this but I don’t have what goes in. What goes in here? What is this? You know what, I’m gonna do watermelon and mint. I like that. This is like watching my dad do the Christmas lights back in the 70s, except you’re not swearing and kicking things. Okay, what this gentleman is telling me is that this hookah is no good. It’s decorative, it doesn’t work. It’s not meant to work. This is bad, the whole thing no good. My fault, right? I bought a decorative hookah. Learn from my mistake. Next time you’re in the West Bank, look out for this guy. I like this guy but he doesn’t make it clear that he’s selling you a decorative hookah and not a functioning hookah. Alright, alright, alright. Go for it, Sami. That is some fine watermelon and mint. Okay, he’s high on watermelon.

100 Comments

Qasim Mushtaq

Sep 9, 2019, 12:20 am Reply

“Hes high on watermelon”🤣🤣🤣

Enceladus Eve

Sep 9, 2019, 11:09 pm Reply

He hates his Dad…. Alot!

Enceladus Eve

Sep 9, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

Conan editor doesn't spare anybody

Romeo Ghraieb

Sep 9, 2019, 3:03 am Reply

He's high on watermelon lol

Mohammad Faqosa

Sep 9, 2019, 1:24 pm Reply

Iam palestenian . There is no israel before 1948 until now . They are killers and steelers

بسام العباديش

Sep 9, 2019, 5:56 pm Reply

اكو عرب بل فيديو ههههه اقصد الطيارة

Abu Sohyb

Sep 9, 2019, 2:44 am Reply

This is the most important city for any christian around the world. It is the birth place of prophet Jesus PBUH.

marco tatan

Sep 9, 2019, 7:26 am Reply

Our negotiation with jews is how you want to leave?
By SEA or AIR ?

Dave Schwartz

Sep 9, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

The faces on his security guys is priceless.

Maliek Jackson

Sep 9, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

The last Palestinian guy smoking the hookah was a funny guy. Love live Palestine from the US. 🇺🇸 🇵🇸

Officerbloxy

Sep 9, 2019, 5:24 am Reply

^_^

Ryan Pedro

Sep 9, 2019, 7:30 am Reply

Glad to see Conan is self deprecating and owns up to his mistakes.

Grim Sleeper

Sep 9, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

You know it's a good country when you can kiss random old men. 🤣

Brent Mcnutt

Sep 9, 2019, 5:05 pm Reply

It’s tobacco people not weed lol

raul castillo

Sep 9, 2019, 6:36 pm Reply

Lol imagine seeing sami outside your window with his coffee tray just looking at you smiling

Kono Dutch

Sep 9, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Yes yes because you seem a little crazy

xavier tee

Sep 9, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Conan really did the dabke lol

Joel Peralta

Sep 9, 2019, 7:35 pm Reply

These people live in fear. That's why they were overly polite.

Jim Dingle

Sep 9, 2019, 2:30 am Reply

lmao he bought a decorative hookah

oğuzhan türküzel

Sep 9, 2019, 4:21 pm Reply

sami is high af because of coffee with acid.

Abc Defg

Sep 9, 2019, 2:45 am Reply

Bruh did they just kiss wtf

joseph bautista

Sep 9, 2019, 7:01 pm Reply

i sub and even ring that bell cuz conan jokes its funny and simple i love that guy no homo lol

Marcos Chavarria

Sep 9, 2019, 7:49 pm Reply

This is conan. Iceland was low in comedy

Ale Ale Handro

Sep 9, 2019, 9:17 pm Reply

I love these people and they are this friendly

finestfresh

Sep 9, 2019, 9:34 am Reply

im going to smoke shisha right after watched this video

mando mando

Sep 9, 2019, 3:26 pm Reply

Send Sami to Hollywood!

Saifxo

Sep 9, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

ويين العرب😂

Studio G

Sep 9, 2019, 3:13 am Reply

"He's high on watermelon" 😁
5:00

Paula Buchanan

Sep 9, 2019, 10:23 am Reply

People are people. Just want to live and enjoy life. Great work Conan.

أمير ابداح

Sep 9, 2019, 1:46 pm Reply

Sami for Mayer (baitlahim)

D.F The.one.36

Sep 9, 2019, 8:55 pm Reply

It’s Palestine 🇵🇸 not Israel 🇮🇱.

IM hamud2098

Sep 9, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

مرحبا 😂🤣🤣🤣

IM hamud2098

Sep 9, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

Hello Conan، 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

James C

Sep 9, 2019, 10:38 pm Reply

Would love a smoke weed with those guys, how come the Palaistín cops are always woth you dangerous place?

Ahmad Salem

Sep 9, 2019, 4:20 am Reply

Good job canon liar you admit there country called palestain

Bob Tang

Sep 9, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

I like that coffee guy, White, lol. never thought that would coming

louay okla

Sep 9, 2019, 10:40 am Reply

5:00

this one is killed me 😂😂

UCONTENT

Sep 9, 2019, 1:41 pm Reply

1:51 that guard reaction when conan kissed with sammy

VA

Sep 9, 2019, 2:05 pm Reply

"He's high on watermelon" hahahaha

oOo ScAnDiLuSs

Sep 9, 2019, 9:02 pm Reply

"Is BULLSHIT!" XD

gundam meister

Sep 9, 2019, 12:33 am Reply

The man that sells coffe seems sooo kinddd

gundam meister

Sep 9, 2019, 12:34 am Reply

Sammiii is so cool

What’s Tasty?

Sep 9, 2019, 5:57 am Reply

"Okay… 😅😓 He's High on Watermelon."

Lol.

Suhrab Khan

Sep 9, 2019, 8:49 am Reply

Consider India also, New Delhi, text me when u came here.

איתן עטיה

Sep 9, 2019, 9:08 am Reply

It is amazing how the Arabs can behave well and make you think they are very nice to have tourists, and now I understand why the world so thinks we are wrong and even think we are bad because they come here is what the Arabs let them see that we will not talk about all the leftist media That aide took a show

P. Martin

Sep 9, 2019, 3:57 pm Reply

He actually said "and his face. Not as his face".

Ashish Rao

Sep 9, 2019, 4:13 am Reply

I want some hubbly bubbly. LMAO 😂

Eugenio Vasquez

Sep 9, 2019, 2:56 pm Reply

Waking up today feeling bumned out… no more thx for this

Kush Karma

Sep 9, 2019, 4:33 pm Reply

Sammy serious borat vibes

Marco GarciaFlores

Sep 9, 2019, 7:27 pm Reply

The real menace are the Jews

Arsalan Butt

Sep 9, 2019, 7:06 am Reply

I love Conan

Tutarras, Tutoriales en guitarra

Sep 9, 2019, 3:20 pm Reply

Have you notice the two policeman escorting him all the time ??

Connor

Sep 9, 2019, 9:36 pm Reply

Wait i search detective conan wtf

Johnyong Hwang

Sep 9, 2019, 6:11 am Reply

"Custody battle between 2 parents and both them of them don't like me"
sums up israel and palestine

Zaid Chalabi

Sep 9, 2019, 6:47 am Reply

Sami looks like cool guy to chill with

Panda Pulamte

Sep 9, 2019, 11:59 am Reply

Hahah that hookah

Oman Gulf

Sep 9, 2019, 1:19 pm Reply

One of the best Conan videos 😂

furonable

Sep 9, 2019, 12:21 am Reply

It's crazy how he had to have those bodyguards follow him around.

Leia T

Sep 9, 2019, 3:42 pm Reply

I love Sami 😂😂😂❤️

Ayma Mir

Sep 9, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

Anyone noticed those Palestinian guards?

Againstinjustice

Sep 9, 2019, 3:49 pm Reply

All the biblical places was and is and Will be under the believers ie muslims

Allah Will never let non religous, christian or jews take over Betlehem, mount temple, mount sinai, Jerusalem the religous part, place where all great prophets are in mosque or next to it
Prophet Adam, prophet musa, Jakob , job, zakariya, John and so many more

Ya Allah let me die as a muslim

TheGreatOtaku

Sep 9, 2019, 7:21 am Reply

Do all Palestinians speak English as a second language?

Panada Bear

Sep 9, 2019, 3:28 pm Reply

God bless the Palestinians and what they've had to endure. Lovely people.

Michael Sy

Sep 9, 2019, 10:57 am Reply

He said it's decoration for my house

Adeel Sohail

Sep 9, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

Palestinian people are so kind may Allah bless them ❤️

meeto bar

Sep 9, 2019, 2:00 pm Reply

The way Sami kisses Conan's hand is something hard to describe to a westerner person. It's like to hug your mom sincerely after an emotional situation and to be grateful to your mom because of what she has done.

TRUMPTROLL 420

Sep 9, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

a few police hanging around hummmm

Andrez Hernandez

Sep 9, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

This guy is funny

YoutubeReviwer

Sep 9, 2019, 3:12 am Reply

1:04 when you successfully slide into the dm”s

YoutubeReviwer

Sep 9, 2019, 3:14 am Reply

1:04 when your homies ask if you want to smoke and when your faded asf and then you get offered another hit 1:28

YoutubeReviwer

Sep 9, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

I wish if me and samir were friends I would have so much fun with him and get arrested with him so many times 😂😂😂

Frank Kwok

Sep 9, 2019, 5:26 am Reply

Crazy dude. 🦅🦅🇺🇸

LIDYAEIL

Sep 9, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

They are so cute!

Jason Van Stone

Sep 9, 2019, 12:48 am Reply

390 shekels is $111. (Had to google it)

Gerardo Rodriguez

Sep 9, 2019, 12:54 am Reply

This generation is going bisexual lol

Fadi

Sep 9, 2019, 5:42 pm Reply

This is funny.

Toqa تــُقى

Oct 10, 2019, 4:00 pm Reply

يالله باسه Oh my he kissed him lol😂🙈

Mahdey Rabee

Oct 10, 2019, 4:29 pm Reply

I met sami the other day

kratoon

Oct 10, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

We need Sami in this show.

AlmondBag

Oct 10, 2019, 2:55 am Reply

4:40 how Jesus vaped

Kris Hammer

Oct 10, 2019, 5:54 pm Reply

Conan is the best

Alejandro Valencia

Oct 10, 2019, 4:09 am Reply

I personally met Sami in Bethlehem this summer, he was still carrying that tray. He's a big celebrity over there.

Farrukh Babazade

Oct 10, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

Sammi should open his own comedy show!

jj a

Oct 10, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

The coffee guy is back😃😚😂

bigeyechild

Oct 10, 2019, 12:10 pm Reply

🤩🍉

Rafat Adnan

Oct 10, 2019, 3:50 pm Reply

I wnna smoke weed with jordan 😂

I SSMDad

Oct 10, 2019, 4:36 pm Reply

Sami was awesome. Actually they are all. Every Palestinian I've ever met has been great. Much nicer and down to earth than on other side of the side of the zone.

Miyuru Eranda

Oct 10, 2019, 7:57 am Reply

Bring Sami to the show! such a nice guy.

Ash Fisher

Oct 10, 2019, 11:48 am Reply

people so friendly there

skoopity woop

Oct 10, 2019, 7:03 pm Reply

Holyshit sami is awesome

Wael Fdhila

Oct 10, 2019, 7:05 pm Reply

If you guys only knew what this guy was saying, you'd die laughing! It takes understanding of the local culture and sayings to get it tho. So i wont bother translating.

cactaceo tunnel

Oct 10, 2019, 7:32 pm Reply

I wanna make out with Sami

Júlia Lilla Baktay

Oct 10, 2019, 6:24 pm Reply

Conan: this is very strong. You drink a lot of this?
Sami: YUS

Mutation Six

Oct 10, 2019, 12:51 pm Reply

Bullshiiitt

Sues Anna

Oct 10, 2019, 10:08 am Reply

The people are so nice. I can’t get why the situation is so bad.

Joseph Cerello

Oct 10, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

Wow 400 shekels that's 112 United States dollars for that hookah bologna

britt any

Oct 10, 2019, 10:24 pm Reply

This is hubbly bubbly lmao

Morrocan Entertainment

Oct 10, 2019, 9:24 am Reply

Tle3ti ihoudi tfoo kofar 🖕

ISMAIL HARTI

Oct 10, 2019, 12:32 pm Reply

😂😂😂😂 فلسطينين رعوة أطيب شعب الله ينصرهم

wendy whoppers

Oct 10, 2019, 4:01 pm Reply

i only watched the palestinian part i didnt care about the israeli one

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