| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Comic Book Shop [Thrift Shop Parody]

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na-na-na-na-NA na-na, na-na,
na-na-na-na-NA na-na, na-na,
na-na-na-na-NA na-na na-na na-na-na-na
Batman! I gonna pop some bags,
only got twenty titles on my pull list
I’m goin’ shoppin’, looking for a comic,
this is frakking awesome Now walk into the mall like
“What up? I got a big box!” Gonna fill it up with some
books from the comic shop X-Men with Iceman
is so damn frosty Damn, Bobby Drake
is a cold ass honky Rolling in hella deep,
looking for some DC Rockin’ Bronze Age, keep
my arrow and my lantern green Draped in a Robin cape,
cardboard cutout next to me Probably should’ve washed this,
smells like King Cobra’s sheets Hissssss… But damn, it was 99 cents! Coppin’ it, readin’ it, ’bout
to go and get some Hero Clix Passing up an Archie Comic for the latest Walking Dead Paul Dini,
Alan Moore, Peter David,
George Perez Goin’ in my bag, I’ma happy,
that’s a bargain kids! I’ma take’a Stan
Lee style, I’ma take’a Stan
Lee style No for real, ask Stan:
can I have his comic style? X-men,
Spider Man, Iron Man,
Fantastic Fo’ Mad mutant powers, makin’
crazy movie cameos They had an Age
of Ultron, I bought an Age
of Ultron I bought a
Captain Marvel, then I bought The Atom Hello,
hello, my Ant Man,
my mellow Hellboy ain’t got
nothing on my Daredevil, hell no
I could get some Snake Eyes, Copperhead from G.I. Joe The Cobra heads
would be like, “Ah, he got the Destro.” I gonna pop some bags, only got twenty titles
on my pull list I’m goin’ shoppin’,
looking for a comic, this is frakking
awesome! I gonna pop some bags, only got twenty
titles on my pull list I’m goin’ shoppin’,
looking for a comic, this is frakking
awesome! [Bane]Whatcha’ know ’bout wearin’ a cowl
up on your noggin? Whatcha’ know ’bout Joker
beatin’ up on Robin? I’m readin’, I’m readin’,
I’m searching up that Gotham One man’s Nightwing
is another man’s Red Hood I got a Watchmen
with a big Manhattan and Rorschach up in his
thrift shop coat I’m at the shop, you can
find me in the stacks I’m that, I’m that sucka’ hanging out with the fans Your ladies,
your mans, demand the
costuming fans Take the lasso
and the bands and they rock
that Wonder Woman The grappling hook and
the belt on the Batwoman They hit the party and
they purr like a Catwoman They be like “Oh
that girl, she’s hella fake” I’m like “Yo …
that’s no way to treat a fan” Come here and listen, let’s
do some simple addition You knock
her for a t-shirt, that’s just some ignorant
biz (-ness) I call that being a bully
and a hypocrite I call that
being a big dumb idiot That girl’s a reader, yo! And keeping her from
reading what she wants in a book is a
hella don’t Geek game, come take a look
through my Bat-scope Try to stop
girls being fans? Man you hella won’t … Man you hella won’t I gonna pop some bags, only got twenty titles
on my pull list I’m goin’ shoppin’,
looking for a comic, this is
frakking awesome Hulk and
Fantastic Four, Batman and
Green Arrow They’re in the
books I got, from that comic shop
down the road Spider Jerusalem, Venom
and Halo Jones They’re in the
books I bought, from that comic shop
down the road I gonna pop some bags, only got twenty titles
on my pull list I’m goin’ shoppin’,
looking for a comic, this is
frakking awesome Find more of this nonsense
at dragoncontv.com [unintelligible] Oh yeah Bane says “Thanks a lot
for watching our new video Comic Book Shop we hope you really enjoyed it” [unintelligible] Oh Yeah, Bane says we’ve got a
lot of other great stuff on our DragonCon TV YouTube
channel so make sure you click on Subscribe. [unintelligible] Yeah… Bane apparently
likes to get his “groove on” to a number of our
other music videos and you can pick them
from the tiles below. unintelligible Yeah a I’m not gonna
do your dance party. I’m kinda out of here. [laughter]



Sep 9, 2013, 12:25 pm Reply

look you can like what you like but people who pretend to like something, not for the heart of it but for the popularity increase then they need to stop being annoying. I think that is what bothers me. People who don't really like comics trying to look nerdy, trying to look smart, but have comics anyway and abuse them. No insults towards the people who made this, that was pretty funny, I am just concern over the comic's condition. And I guess it was stupid for me to post all those remarks.


Sep 9, 2013, 12:45 pm Reply

you know what that is true, I really just had a change of mind.

Bob Dole

Sep 9, 2013, 12:59 pm Reply

How could you not like this video when someone can pull off Baroness so nicely? Go Joe!



Sep 9, 2013, 1:13 pm Reply

Yeah if you read my recent posts I was kind of different but I see that they are cool people.
;-)3 It has a butt chin.

Adalaide Kahless

Sep 9, 2013, 3:47 pm Reply

Since when has being a nerd been cool? The "cool" kids never admit to being nerds. I'm not even sure I'm a nerd or a geek. I'm stuck somewhere between. Still, be nice to the comic books or let those be fake ones getting thrown around. :/


Sep 9, 2013, 4:28 am Reply

This is awesome! great job.

Guillermo Bilbao

Sep 9, 2013, 10:35 am Reply

Some peopel seem confused with the fact that in our prejudice free society people can actually read comics if they want to.

Life is not an american high school movie with sterotypical flat characters!

Maddy Kay

Sep 9, 2013, 5:54 pm Reply

did anyone else cringe when they where throwing the comics, all I could think was "they are going to bend the pages!"

Lucas Ryan

Sep 9, 2013, 7:50 pm Reply

They used Free Comic Book Day promos and give-aways. You've got to know that fans wouldn't toss just anything and that the comic shop they were shooting in wouldn't let them just toss around their stock. I mean, come on! We're nerds here and this is some basic logic (song about how comics are great, but people tossing comics in air: tossing the worthless stuff). Even if you have the question, you could scroll down the comments and see it's been addressed, but you shouldn't have to.

Shane Worth

Sep 9, 2013, 12:40 am Reply

Only DC comics were harmed in the making of this video 🙂


Sep 9, 2013, 11:12 am Reply

Ha. There are more females in this version. Personally, I hated the original.


Sep 9, 2013, 11:52 am Reply

I was reading comics since I COULD read. I cosplay and love contributing to DCTV. NONE of that involved YOUR opinion.


Sep 9, 2013, 11:53 am Reply



Sep 9, 2013, 11:57 am Reply

It's ALWAYS been cool. Saying this as a D&D nerd of the 70's. It simply wasn't cool all the way around. The measuring stick is ACCEPTANCE. That is where you get grey areas and idiotic responses like "fake geeks". Enjoy the artform or don't. You won't affect me by not caring. Individuals might annoy our community by being a bully, but you won't stop our fandom.


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Sep 9, 2013, 12:02 pm Reply

It did.. the rotation was a bit off.. AFAIK, it started showing Sat. I was desperately watching for it since Thursday. They didn't give us a preview.

Edison Trent

Sep 9, 2013, 2:10 pm Reply

Rorschach and MLP. Yup, those go together.

Edison Trent

Sep 9, 2013, 2:11 pm Reply

Love the binary shirt in the end. What are the other eight groups of people?


Sep 9, 2013, 9:33 pm Reply

Good, you seem like a good person. If you don't know, that last comment was worded incorrectly. If you want to know what I REALLY meant you can read the following comments I made.

Darie Wolfson

Sep 9, 2013, 10:24 pm Reply

we had so much fun making this! if you like it or not, that's okay! not everything is for everybody, and that's the beauty of fandom- we all have our own "things" and they don't always overlap and that's perfectly fine!


Sep 9, 2013, 11:31 pm Reply

I don't think that people who went to DC are trying to be cool… People who go are true fans… -.-'
A poser would NOT pay to be in a place like that, would he?

Amber Andrews

Sep 9, 2013, 11:59 pm Reply

this is great, thanks and good job!


Sep 9, 2013, 12:24 am Reply

Yeah read the most recent comments I posted, I kind of had a mind change about these people. At first I thought they were trying to be cool by posting this but then I realized it was kind of a joke. I agree with you though.


Sep 9, 2013, 12:33 am Reply

Alright, you know that one comment I made that has a lot of dislikes? Please don't take that as something I still believe in. I was pretty stupid to think those people were posers, so please note that that is a comment that isn't necessary anymore. That comment was disliked by me as well. I don't want to argue anymore. You don't have to forgive me but I at least want you to know I have changed. I dont hate these people, or anyone on this video. You are all smart and seem to have good thoughts.


Sep 9, 2013, 12:35 am Reply

Not only that but I will tell you this channel isn't mine completely, it is shared with another person. Dont hate the other comments posted on other videos, because that comment could come from the other person, who has no involvement what so ever in this discussion. I hope this clarifies this comment argument and puts an end to the conflict. I want this video to be friendly again. Not in conflict.


Sep 9, 2013, 3:42 am Reply

Omg love this!!

Scott Nicholes

Sep 9, 2013, 6:29 am Reply

I think I speak for everyone when I say:
"Download Link Please!" XD
So much WIN!!!

Stefanie Cochran

Sep 9, 2013, 1:37 am Reply

That was awesome, oh and PONIES!


Sep 9, 2013, 3:21 am Reply

There's a lot of pony comments here… I'm ok with this. 😀

El tío Bry

Sep 9, 2013, 3:13 pm Reply

i love the girls cosplaying in sexy outfits :F

El tío Bry

Sep 9, 2013, 3:16 pm Reply

also, freaksoid and deadpool were pretty funny XD awesome characters are awesome XD


Sep 9, 2013, 12:11 am Reply

Cringed a bit when they threw the comic books in the air, but it was a good parody nonetheless =)


Sep 9, 2013, 2:44 am Reply

The awesome, over… nine thousand! :O


Sep 9, 2013, 6:26 am Reply

Hellboy got nothing on daredevil? tell that to Ben Affleck. Dark Horse crew represent!

JJW Productions

Sep 9, 2013, 9:22 pm Reply

The guy playing robin is my science teacher!
Hi Mr Scott!
Its Jack from 6th period.

Lauryn Evelyn

Sep 9, 2013, 8:36 pm Reply

Robin is also my science teacher – it's Lauryn form 5th period


Sep 9, 2013, 10:11 pm Reply

Tip for writing parodies: don't keep half the lines from the original. Makes you sound completely unoriginal, which this is.

Richard Hill

Sep 9, 2013, 8:46 pm Reply

Robin is my science teacher Mr. Scott. This is so great to see.

Lucien the Smiling Teacher

Sep 9, 2013, 2:57 pm Reply

You guys make me smile every time I see this video. Very talented and nice parody! To quote: "This is fracking awesome1"


Sep 9, 2013, 3:23 pm Reply

my god,that catwoman has a perfect likeness to selina Kyle

Brooklyn Duncan

Sep 9, 2013, 7:28 pm Reply

*single tear falls*
This was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen in my entire life!

Where is this store!

Lucas Ryan

Sep 9, 2013, 6:09 am Reply

Titan Comics on Cobb Pkwy in Smyrna, Ga (a suburb about twenty minutes North West of downtown Atlanta). Great little shop!

Desmond Perry

Sep 9, 2013, 12:12 am Reply

Lol look at mr.scott :p

Grace Adams Moss

Sep 9, 2013, 1:10 pm Reply

I know all these guys and gals… they are the biggest GEEKS on the planet.
I also photograph most of them in costumes….they talk nothing but comics, costuming and the latest of what comics to read. I need to thank these guys for keeping me up to date on the goodies! GeekON~


Sep 9, 2013, 2:23 pm Reply

Good news everyone! We've added captions to 'Comic Book Shop' on YouTube! Thanks to Jennifer Melton for laying down the text with the beats we previously laid down.

Patrick Rowberry

Sep 9, 2013, 12:05 pm Reply

ponies 2:22

Tommy Wilson

Sep 9, 2013, 3:07 am Reply

It was a valiant attempt, but lacked the funny. Keep at it though nerds!

Bob Dole

Sep 9, 2013, 8:58 pm Reply

I still think this is a fantastic interpretation of a super-cool video that shows how great it is to be part of the comic book hobby while also demonstrating it works for females and males.

Just my opinion. 😉

Tommy Byrd

Sep 9, 2013, 8:48 pm Reply

Thanks for the feedback…Hot Problems was my jam. I hope to be as cool as those chicks one day 🙂


Oct 10, 2013, 11:54 am Reply

Thank you! We had a blast making this!


Oct 10, 2013, 11:58 am Reply

No actual collectables were harmed during this production.


Oct 10, 2013, 4:30 am Reply

I really enjoy the music, but i stopped paying attention when the comics started flying wtf . /)___( pls tell me those weren't real comics. you throw em, you buy em (are they already own comics? ) why not throw dice, or game chips T____T


Oct 10, 2013, 3:10 am Reply

I agree. The comics!!! O_O

Lucas Ryan

Oct 10, 2013, 5:00 am Reply

Free Comic Book Day promos and Comic Shop News flyers.


Oct 10, 2013, 10:33 pm Reply

What the **** only 44000 views this should be video of the year…… See ya next year at Dragon Con…. woohooo!!!!!

Rusty Turrell

Oct 10, 2013, 9:10 pm Reply

Did anyone else see what dead pool did :3 oh dead pool

Citizen 426

Oct 10, 2013, 4:10 am Reply

I can't get over Titan's being in Laserdisc Ent. old warehouse space.

Nathan Luxemburger

Oct 10, 2013, 10:48 pm Reply

my science teacher right there.


Oct 10, 2013, 4:23 am Reply

This is incredible! Where can I download the music?! I need to bump this on my way to to the comic shop. 🙂


Nov 11, 2013, 6:48 am Reply

It says in the discriptions – **No Comics were harmed in the making of this video!** So I would assume they weren't throwing real comics.

Jack Barrera

Nov 11, 2013, 8:16 pm Reply

I love it how Bane is wearing a Superman shirt XD!

Patrick Rowberry

Nov 11, 2013, 11:57 am Reply

2:22 is best momment?


Jan 1, 2014, 6:56 am Reply

I saw Deadpool lol


Jan 1, 2014, 5:41 am Reply

3:24. LMAO the guy in the left totally looks like Sheldon Cooper. Love it!!

hana marie

Feb 2, 2014, 8:51 am Reply

Keep wanting to say "from that comic shop down the BLOCK."


Mar 3, 2014, 1:33 am Reply

1:46 is all that matters

Mommy Kitty

Mar 3, 2014, 4:45 pm Reply

Awww, My friend Jay is in this!!!  Nifty!

Lori Esposito

May 5, 2014, 5:35 pm Reply

Love it!

Valerie Mears

Jul 7, 2014, 5:21 pm Reply

I love it! Geeks Rule! 

DuckyDae X

Aug 8, 2014, 2:19 am Reply

Yep I've loved DC since I was 3 I grew up watching Teen Titans I literally fell in love with Robin(Dick) in Teen Titans

Ashley Neumann

Sep 9, 2014, 12:23 pm Reply

Where did you get that bane mask?


Sep 9, 2014, 12:02 am Reply

Pow and Boom on the womans Boobs  that's too funny


Apr 4, 2015, 3:01 am Reply

Damn clever lyrics! You can't go wrong when you can fit in Alan Moore and George Perez into the lyrics 🙂 Great job guys.


Apr 4, 2015, 8:45 am Reply


cynthia rivera

Sep 9, 2015, 1:44 am Reply

ewww i saw my teacher

Rachel is Your New Home Girl

Sep 9, 2015, 2:09 pm Reply

the moment when u realize… ur teacher is Robin…

Tyree Hyde

Sep 9, 2015, 2:27 am Reply

when my science teacher isn't teaching, he's a sidekick… Makes sense!!!!

Ly Jinx

Sep 9, 2015, 7:28 pm Reply

Power to the geeks! Whatever our race/gender/creed or fandom… we all rock in our way!


Nov 11, 2015, 1:38 am Reply

Thats my science teacher

Bij Knowles

Nov 11, 2015, 12:46 am Reply

That's in Georgia right


Apr 4, 2016, 6:35 pm Reply

I would live in those BIG ASS TITTYS!

Ryan Adaway

Apr 4, 2016, 2:44 am Reply

this is good but so cringey lol

SpiderGwen StarWars

May 5, 2016, 1:32 am Reply

Happy free comic book day!

Jackie Rivers

Aug 8, 2016, 12:46 am Reply

Lol Mr.Scott??

Ethan Curran

Aug 8, 2016, 9:14 pm Reply

Mr. Scott lol


Sep 9, 2016, 8:53 pm Reply

Thanks. This is embedded in my head from playing in my room all weekend 😀

2kboyxchris 1

Sep 9, 2016, 2:21 am Reply

Mr. Scott ???????

Dul Joni

Dec 12, 2016, 1:32 am Reply

Lady bane please 🙂

Annatural 101

Feb 2, 2017, 3:51 am Reply

Omg my teacher is the one who is rapping lmao ????

Olivia Rose

Feb 2, 2017, 10:12 pm Reply

The science teacher everyone's talking about is also the leader of what is basically my school's geek club. It's pretty lit


Dec 12, 2018, 5:07 am Reply

LOL all TdS students be on this site like wtf. The main dude is my effing math teacher, like, omg.

ωαfflє lσρєz

Jan 1, 2019, 10:47 am Reply

current student 2019, gonna walk in to scott's math class sayin math is frakking awesome XD

Zeehammer-_- Can

Jan 1, 2019, 12:54 am Reply

When your old math teacher is this epic

Alexie Nunez

Mar 3, 2019, 10:43 pm Reply

Mr. Scott what the heck ?? best thing ever

Angie Marie

Mar 3, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

Ayee, I’m gonna walk into math class tomorrow saying “this is frakking awesome” to mr. Scott ? lmaooo

Alexie Nunez

Mar 3, 2019, 11:04 pm Reply



Mar 3, 2019, 2:40 am Reply

I never knew my math teacher can rap?

Erika Eselin

Mar 3, 2019, 9:25 pm Reply

I'll never see Mr.Scott the same..ever

Erika Eselin

Mar 3, 2019, 9:28 pm Reply

Everyone from TDS be shook. Mr. Scott can rap, and is also in a youtube video. As I scroll threw the comments people also wanna buy this music. lmao, I cant even.

Peach Cloud •-•

Apr 4, 2019, 8:00 pm Reply

cool, my science teacher

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