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Cobra Kai Ep 2 – “Strike First” – The Karate Kid Saga Continues


( Dean Martin’s “Ain’t That
a Kick in the Head?” )
♪ ♪♪ How lucky
can one guy be? ♪
♪ I kissed her,
and she kissed me ♪
♪ Like the fella once said ♪♪ Ain’t that
a kick in the head? ♪
♪ ♪♪ The room was
completely black ♪
♪ I hugged her,
and she hugged back ♪
♪ Like the
sailor said, quote ♪
♪ Ain’t that
a hole in the boat? ♪
♪ My head keeps spinning ♪♪ I go to sleep
and keep grinning ♪
♪ If this is
just the beginning ♪
♪ My life is
gonna be beautiful ♪
♪ I’ve sunshine
enough to spread ♪
♪ It’s just like
the fella said ♪
♪ Tell me quick ♪♪ Ain’t that a kick
in the head? ♪
♪ ♪( menacing music )♪ ♪( all shouting )♪ ♪♪ Ain’t that
a kick in the head? ♪
♪ ♪So am I going to get the
karate pajamas, too– Quiet! The student only speaks
when spoken to. Is that understood? Uh, yes. – Yes, sir?
– You will always address me as “Sensei,”
is that understood? Yes, Sensei. These aren’t pajamas.
This is a gi. And you’ll get one
when you’ve earned it. All right, are you ready
to begin your training? Yes, Sensei. – What the–
– Hyah! ( groans ) Lesson one, strike first. Never wait
for the enemy to attack. You could have gave me, like,
a warning. Quiet! We do not train
to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here on the street,
in competition, a man confronts you,
he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
What is the problem, Mr. Diaz? ( weakly )
There’s no problem, Sensei. You punched me,
and I have asthma, so… Not anymore. We do not allow
weakness in this dojo. So you can leave your asthma
and your peanut allergies and all that other
made-up bullshit outside. Is that understood? Yes, but those are real
medical problems. I was– Yes, Sensei, understood. Cobra Kai isn’t
just about karate. It’s about a way of life. Take that first lesson. Striking first is the
initial step towards victory. Okay, like when
you’re at a party – and you see a hot babe.
– Yeah. You don’t wait
for some other guy to go talk to her first, do you? I mean, I’ve never
been to a party, so… Big surprise.
All right, look… striking first is about being
aggressive, all right? If you’re not aggressive,
then you’re being a pussy, and you don’t
want to be a pussy. You want to have balls. Don’t you think you’re
doing a lot of genderizing? – What?
– Oh, uh, sorry. Don’t you think you’re doing
a lot of genderizing, Sensei. No, what the hell
are you talking about? Oh, uh, my guidance counselor
says that certain words perpetuate the sexist
world view that can trigger– Quiet! From now on, you won’t listen
to your guidance counselor. You’re going to listen to me.
Is that understood? – Uh, yes, Sensei.
– Good. Now stop yapping
like a little girl and give me 50 push-ups
on your knuckles. Uh, okay. Yeah. Okay, okay. ( exhales sharply ) All right,
just do some crunches. Don’t you have gym class
or something? Yeah. ( door bells jingle ) Howdy, there,
Mr., uh, Lawrence? – It’s Sensei.
– Miguel, shut up. What brings you in? Looking to lose that gut
and learn how to kick some ass? No. I’m from the city
health department. This is a list of requirements needed to open up
an exercise studio. This isn’t
an exercise studio. This is a karate dojo. Yeah, same deal. Wow. This place needs a lot of work. You’re not
open for business, are you? You, you a customer here? No, that’s just an illegal
I picked up this morning. He’s helping me set up. I don’t need
to know about all that. My job is just to make sure
this place is up to code. You don’t want
a scabies outbreak like that hot yoga place
over on Tujunga. Wait, so I have to do all
this crap before I even open? No, you need to do all that
to get the certificate that’s required
to get the insurance you need to open. But you knew that when
you signed your lease, right? Right, yeah. I’ll drop in next week
for another inspection. Huh, cool rattlesnake. It’s a cobra. Oh, right, duh. I’m such an idiot. Cobra “Kay.” ( door bells jingle )( laid-back music )♪ ♪( indistinct chatter ) ( crowd oohs )( gunfire,
screaming on tablet )
Hey, bud, hey. Why don’t you check out
that magician over there? He’s doing some
pretty amazing tricks. – I’m on level 10.
– All right, come on. All right, you could
play that game anywhere. How about we shoot some hoops?
I’ll win you a prize. I’m thirsty. All right, great,
there’s a bar right over there. Let’s take a walk,
we’ll get a couple of sodas. Nah, I’m good.( gunfire,
screaming on tablet )
You know, I would have killed to visit a club like this
when I was his age. You know where I had
to hang out in the summer? On a filthy street in Newark– With a broken fire hydrant
next to your Aunt Tessie’s. Yeah. What do you say we let
Anthony play with his thing and you and I get
a couple drinks? – ( sighs ) Dirty martinis?
– Yes, ice, ice cold. Perfect. – LaRussos!
– Hey. Hey, you still
kicking that competition? You know it, Isaiah. – How’s the Q5 treating you?
– Wouldn’t know. This one over here’s
been behind the wheel all month, going
back and forth to robot camp. Dad, it’s an
AP physics prep course. – Mm-hmm.
– Hey, where’s Samantha? I feel like I haven’t
seen her all summer. – Oh, she’s–she’s–
– She’s with her grandma. But I’ll tell her
that you said hi. – Great.
– Later, LaRussos. Bye. Woman: Here are your drinks. With her grandma?
Yeah, right. Lately I can’t get her
to call my mom, – let alone visit her.
– What am I supposed to say? That she’s hanging out
with her new friends? All I know is
she should be here. We come to
this party once a year. She gets to see her
stupid friends every day. Someone’s in a mood. What’s going on with you? Nothing, I’m fine. All right, all right.
You remember that… that guy from my high school
whose car I fixed for free? Yeah, the blonde pretty boy that you beat
in that tournament. Actually, I never
remember calling him “pretty.” – Oh.
– But anyway… I’m driving home
from work yesterday, and I pull up to a stoplight,
and I look, and in this strip mall,
I see that he’s got– Dad, where
the hell is my drink? Hurry up. You know what? I’m going to
throw him in the goddamn pool. Okay. ( door bells jingle ) Looking good. Make sure you get both sides. And after you’re
done with that, you can take care
of these exposed wires. That’s going to be
a lot of work. Yeah, but what
does any of this have to do
with karate, Sensei? Do not question my methods. Just be thankful
you’re not a sumo wrestler. Those guys have
to wipe their Sensei’s asses. ( bottle cap clinks ) So, I, uh, see you were
a karate champion, Sensei. You don’t have
to call me “Sensei” every time. I’m sorry, Sensei. I, um, sorry, I’m sorry. Eh, I won a couple
All Valley tournaments. Didn’t lose a single point
my junior year. All right. What happened
your senior year? This isn’t 20 questions.
Get back to scrubbing. – Yeah.
– ( electronic music on phone ) Where the hell is
that garbage coming from? – That’s me, sorry, yeah.
– You hear that? Hey. Yeah, uh, debate is
running a little late. Uh, okay. Love you too. Don’t tell me
you have a girlfriend. ( chuckles )
That was my mom, actually. Um, I told her
I joined the debate team because she doesn’t
approve of violence, so… Yeah, what about your dad? Is he okay with you
getting your ass kicked up and down Reseda Boulevard? Oh, I never, uh, really knew
my dad, so… All right,
well, stop standing there. Get back to training. Okay, yeah, sorry. Okay. And change that ringtone. Get some Guns N’ Roses
or something. What’s Guns N’ Roses? I’m going to pretend
you didn’t say that.( upbeat electronic music )♪ ♪( girls giggling ) Whoo! Okay, you were totally right.
This is so much fun. Told you. Always better to be the one
throwing the party. And Kyler’s been
eye-banging you all day.♪ ♪– What’s all this?
– I have no idea. Hey, Rory,
do your flip again. I want to get it
for my channel. – Whoo-hoo!
– ( all cheering ) Girl: Yes, Rory!
( laughing ) ( cheering continues ) Hey, hey, what the hell
is going on here? Oh, shit. All right, everybody
get out of here right now. I’m so sorry, Dad. I had no idea you were going
to be home so early. It doesn’t make a difference
what time I get home, Sam. You think we want a bunch of strangers in
the backyard making a mess? They’re not strangers.
They’re my friends. Some friends.
Is he wearing my bathing suit? Wait, are all of you guys
wearing my bathing suits? All right, listen,
party’s over, let’s go. Take the suits off and leave. No, not out here, genius.
In the pool house. Daniel, can I talk
to you inside? Yeah, did– Daniel: Uh, no, I’m not
acting irrationally. I’m acting like
a responsible parent who cares about his kid. Okay, we both care
about our kid. I just don’t think embarrassing
Sam in front of her friends is helping matters. I don’t like
these new friends. It’s not like Samantha. Why can’t she be
at robot camp with Aisha? Because she
doesn’t want to be a nerd. Look, I remember
what is was like being part of a clique
that other kids made fun of. Believe me,
girls can be really cruel. Listen, I know a thing
or two about cruel, okay? I was pushed off
a cliff on my bike. There’s nothing wrong
with Sam wanting to be popular. Popular is fine. I just don’t want her turning
into one of these privileged Encino brats. Neither do I. But keep throwing her friends
out of the house. See where that gets you
with your relationship with your daughter. – ( toilet flushes )
– Whoo! Skinny dips and bong rips.
( shudders ) Whoa, oh, you’re that banzai
guy on those commercials. ( sniffs )
Wait, where did everybody go?( calm music )♪ ♪( sighs ) ( sighs ) Wish you were here
to give me some of that
Miyagi wisdom right now. – Hai.
– Hai. Hyah! – I did it!
– Good job, kiddo. Now, if anybody comes for me,
I’ll kick their butt. Well, always remember
our first lesson, you. This is
for self-defense only. True karate is here. – It’s here, but never here.
– My tummy? Yeah, something like that.
Get over here, you. ( grunts ) But never give up your defense. Beware
of the spinning hug move! Ah! Daddy!I need one of you bitchesto pick me up
for school tomorrow.
How is your car
still not ready?My dad is getting
me a new one.
He felt bad about that “deer”that jacked up
the Range Rover.
You hit a deer?No, Moon,
she rear-ended that guy’s car.Oh, yeah, right.I’m still kind of
freaked out about it. I feel guilty
about just driving away.From that meth-head zombie?
If I hadn’t gunned it,
we’d be chained up
in his basement right now.
Daniel: Sam, you got a sec? Oh, I didn’t know you were
talking to your friends. – I-I’ll come back.
– No, just wait a second. Uh, yeah, I can pick
you up in the morning, yes.Oh, good.– I just wanted to say–
– No, look, Dad… ( sighs )
I’m really sorry about today. I shouldn’t have
just invited everyone over without asking
you and Mom first. Well, maybe
I overreacted a little. Maybe more
than a little, okay? Just have those guys
bring their own trunks from now on, okay? Deal. So these guys… Anyone I have to worry about? – You don’t have to worry, Dad.
– ( chuckles ) But there is
this one guy, Kyler. He and I have been
texting a little bit. Texting. Right. Just words, though? What do you mea– Oh, gross. No, no.
Just words, Dad. Good, that’s good. So Kyler… how about we invite him over
for dinner on Friday? You want me to invite Kyler
to Friday family dinner? I’m not talking about
walking you down the aisle. We’re going
to give the kid a meal. Besides, your brother
has a sleepover. It’ll be a good chance
for us to get to know him. Okay. – I’ll see if he can come.
– Great. You don’t have
to worry about me, Dad. I can handle myself.
I’m a LaRusso. That’s my girl.
Jersey tough.( groovy music )♪ ♪Boy: Dude, right there.
Come on. Boy: It’s almost out.
Come on. ( indistinct chatter )♪ ♪Is it cool if I sit here? Ooh, sorry, table
is really blowing up right now. I can put you on the wait list, but it’s probably next semester
at the earliest. – Okay.
– No, I’m kidding. Sit. – Miguel.
– Demetri. This is Eli. He’s a man of few words.♪ ♪Dude, don’t torture yourself.
Those are the rich girls. ( girls giggling ) Do you ever
talk to them or…? Oh, yeah, all the time.
We hang out after school. Make out,
give each other hand jobs. Eli here
is the homecoming king. Gets laid more than anyone.
Isn’t that right, Eli? Talk to them? You realize what table
you’re sitting at, right? You’ve pretty much
signed away all hopes of losing your virginity
before college. Eli: Oh, shit,
Yasmine’s looking at us. Probably
just making fun of me. I don’t think
she’s making fun of you. I mean, just because they’re
hot doesn’t mean they’re mean. Oh, my God, you guys. You see that guy over there who looks like
he went down on a lawnmower? He’s literally wearing the
ugliest sweater I’ve ever seen. ( laughs ) That is so wrong. Speaking of wrong,
check out Fug-lisha. She looks like
she ate a picnic table. ( girl laughing ) Girl: Aw. ( whimpers mockingly ) I don’t care if Yasmine
is the meanest girl at school. I’d kill both of you just
to get her to spit in my face. Yeah, well, if you
don’t make a move, you’re never going
to have a shot with her. True, but I’ll also never
suffer a humiliating rejection. I’m at peace
with my depression. Last thing
I need to be is suicidal.( tense music )♪ ♪What are you doing? Striking first. Oh, shit, I hope we don’t
get hit with the shrapnel.♪ ♪What’s up, ladies? ( indistinct chatter ) ( chuckles ) ( sighs ) Boy: See you later, ‘Rhea. ( laughter ) So how’d it go?Johnny:
You can’t strike first if
you don’t know how to strike.
The cobra strike
is composed of two parts– the lunge… which requires the use
of the whole body… and the bite, which is
everything that happens after you make contact,
all right? You don’t stop here
where knuckle hits the bone. You punch through the bone,
like the guy you really want to hit is
standing behind this asshole. All right? ( exhales sharply, yells ) All right? Strike here,
you bloody his nose. Strike here,
you break his teeth. Strike here, you could
severely damage his trachea. Obviously, that’s only
for extreme situations. All right, line up. – ( cell phone ringing )
– Focus.
I want you to practice. ( exhales deeply )
Hyah. Keep practicing.
Punch through the dummy. ( ringing continues ) Hello? Is this Mr. Lawrence? – Yes.
– This is Carla Jenkins–
the vice principal
at North Hills High. I have you listed as an
emergency contact for Robby Keene. Uh, yeah, I’m his father. But you’re supposed
to call his mom. I already called her.
She’s not picking up. Right, big surprise. All right,
what did he do this time? We found him with Molly.Who’s Molly?Is that some chick
he’s hooking up with? It’s an illegal drug,
Mr. Lawrence. All right,
put my kid on the phone. ( grunts ) – What do you want?
– Robby, what the hell?
You’re doing drugs? You want to flush
your life down the toilet? Like you’re one to talk. Don’t try to play dad now.
You’re a pathetic loser. Um, I think maybe I should
keep trying his mother. Yeah, good luck with that. – ( grunting )
– What the hell’s he doing? Johnny: All right,
no, no, no, no, no. You’re doing it all wrong. ( sighs ) What do you want,
those kids at school to keep dumping
shit on your head? You want all the girls to think
you’re a wangless dork? Because you can stop
your training right now and you can walk outside
and let the whole world know you’re a loser. Or you can plant your feet,
look your enemy in the eyes, and punch him in the face! Picture your enemy. All right, you have
a picture in your mind? What are you going to do? – ( yells )
– Again! – ( yells )
– Are you a loser? No, Sensei! Again! ( yelling ) The yanagi, or yanagi ba,
depending on the region, is a knife used exclusively
for cutting sashimi. I picked up this bad boy
on my first trip to Okinawa. Voilà. The famous… LaRusso ponzu toro. Oh, no, thanks.
I don’t like sushi. Uh, are you sure you just don’t want to try
a little piece? – It melts in your mouth.
– Uh, no. Fish kind of grosses me out. No, you like fish. What about the
fish sticks at school? Oh, yeah,
fish sticks are dope. You have fish sticks? Uh, no, just this
fresh fish I picked up from the
Japanese market this morning. You know what?
Why don’t we go see if we can find Kyler
something he can eat, okay? Sam, you want to
come with me to the kitchen? Sure. ( exhales deeply, chuckles ) Thank you for
inviting me over, Mr. LaRusso. Um, you have
a really great house. And I think Sam
is really cool, too. Well, thanks.
She takes after her mother. And listen, I never liked sushi
when I was your age either. It wasn’t until I met
a good friend of mine – that it began to grow on me.
– Mm. He was from Okinawa. Where are your parents from? Irvine, I think. Irvine, right. So tell me about
that shiner you got there. Oh, this. Um… this is from wrestling. You know, I dodged the wrong
way, and I caught an elbow. ( laughs )
It’s stupid. Is that how you
hurt your hand, too? No, it’s okay. I was in my share of fights
back in high school. I don’t know
what you’re talking about. Come on, Kyler, I know
high-school kids can be rough. No, it wasn’t a kid. So there was a fight. Is there something
going on at home? Oh, no, no, no. Um… Okay, some guy
at a mini mall– he just jumped me
and my friends. – What?
– Yeah. We were just at the store, trying to get
some protein bars. And, yeah,
some homeless-looking guy– he just started
giving us a hard time. And the next thing we know,
he busts some karate. Karate? ( stammering ) Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What mini mall was this? Hey, Sensei,
is there any particular way you want me
to wash these windows? No, I don’t give a shit. Whatever’s easiest. You know what? Just go clean the toilet,
and we’ll call it a night. Okay. And do that one
on your hands and knees.( faint electronic music
playing over headphones )
♪ ♪( door bells jingle ) ( door bells jingle ) Johnny:
Welcome to Cobra Kai. Some things never change. Yeah,
what are you talking about? I heard you beat up
a bunch of teenagers in that parking lot out there. Oh, that. No, I didn’t
beat up any teenagers. I kicked the shit out of a bunch of assholes
who deserved it. Wow, Johnny Lawrence calling
someone else an asshole. That’s rich, man. Yeah, what’s that
supposed to mean? Look, I’m not here
to rehash the past. Just stay away
from my daughter’s friends. Your daughter’s friends? Yeah, that makes sense.
Nice company she keeps. What the hell
is that supposed to mean? It means those
friends of hers were wailing on a kid
half their size. Now, maybe
you don’t know your daughter as well as you think
you do. Get your house
in order, LaRusso. Who the hell do you think
you’re talking to? Miguel: Bathroom’s clean! Is there anything else
you need me to do? I’m sorry, Sensei, I– Sensei? Really? Oh, my God, kid, I don’t know
what he’s told you, but you shouldn’t believe
a word this guy says, or you’re going to
end up exactly like him. You and I…this… We aren’t done.( dramatic music )I’m right here, man. ( scoffs )♪ ♪( door bells jingle )♪ ♪I’m sorry if I interrupted
anything, Sensei. Should I do 20 push-ups
on my knuckles? ( chuckles )
Right, like you could. ( engine turning over )( bluesy rock music )♪ ♪Johnny: You’ve all learned
to strike first.
( dramatic music )I’ve taught you to strike hard.But I haven’t taught you
the third lesson of Cobra Kai.
No mercy.The older you get,
the more you’re gonna learn
that life isn’t fair.Things are going good.Everything falls apart.That’s how it goes.Life shows no mercy.– So neither do we.
– Hyah! Daniel: I feel like lately
I’ve let my anger take control. It’s like ever since that dojo
opened, you’ve been off. Really wish you could
be here right now. Why don’t you tell me
who did this? I’m ready for your lame-ass
karate this time. It’s not lame-ass karate. It’s Cobra Kai. All: Yes, Sensei! God, I love this sport. – There’s a girl at school.
– She hot? There are kids from my school
who are in Cobra Kai. That doesn’t automatically
make them bad. When I’m done with you,
you’re gonna be sending a
message back. Thinks he can bring Cobra Kai
back to the Valley?Not on my watch.What the hell are you doing? This guy was the biggest bully
in my high school, and he hasn’t changed at all. Come on, Johnny! We do whatever it takes to win!You wanna do this? Let’s go.Remember who you are.
You’re Cobra Kai. ( grunts ) You’re gonna regret this
when it’s over. Yeah, right.
Like this’ll ever be over.

100 Comments

Cobra Kai

May 5, 2018, 12:25 am Reply

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Berserk y la vida.

Sep 9, 2019, 8:34 pm Reply

brillante serie, no me canso de verla. sublime.

Evis Campos

Sep 9, 2019, 12:51 am Reply

wao queden mas cap

Park sj

Sep 9, 2019, 1:09 am Reply

저 재수없는 동양인 이승우랑 닮았네 ㅋㅋ

Omar Torres

Sep 9, 2019, 4:14 am Reply

Ok folks! where can i continue to watch these for FREE without any "Premium" subscription ?

DyslexicPalindrome

Sep 9, 2019, 5:27 am Reply

STRIKE FIRST! STRIKE HARD! NO MERCY!

Petrus Atin

Sep 9, 2019, 1:13 pm Reply

I really think Jason S. Is a real fighter.

Vero

Sep 9, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

Protein bars!! haha!

Carlos Ramos

Sep 9, 2019, 11:54 pm Reply

What's guns & roses
I'm gonna pretend you din't said that
?????

виктор Stalone

Sep 9, 2019, 12:41 am Reply

Русские смотрят этот сериал?

John Morris

Sep 9, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

Why can't HBO come up with something this good? And the dialogue is well written. If only Star Trek Discovery was as good as Cobra Kai.

J P

Sep 9, 2019, 3:38 am Reply

Get your house in order

javi mateo

Sep 9, 2019, 2:23 pm Reply

Great serie. It´s really impressive cause i wouldn´t have expected this serie to become one of my favorites, but what the hell, it has become exactly in that. This serie is better than anyone thought. Situations are very worked in order to produce misunderstandings that will give the serie the fuel it needs to start moving ahead as if the facts and things that show us were part of the logical curse of life in this world that we watch.
The point that main characters are the same of the first movie helps to get you into the history quicker.
Good interpretation, very good dialogue…perfect mix between humor and drama.
Totally recommeded.

510LIFE OAKLANDER510

Sep 9, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

Why is it when I download the show, the language comes out in another language

Cynthia Powers

Sep 9, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

Karate Kid’ actor Robert Garrison dead at 59.liver and kidney failure

Andrew Notte

Sep 9, 2019, 11:33 pm Reply

I got YouTube premium for this! So worth it already!!

Big Beans

Sep 9, 2019, 2:42 am Reply

I just learned the actor for tommy died

kromeknifemind

Sep 9, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

It's cute that they lure you in with two free episodes. but guess what. I can wait even longer until no one cares about this just like I waited 30 years. Joke is on you Youtube! hahahahahaha!!!

stpaulimdog

Sep 9, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

I gotta admit. I liked Johnny's side of the story better.

KolkkoPelaas

Sep 9, 2019, 12:27 pm Reply

what a fuckboi

Pedro Enrique Vera Olmedo

Sep 9, 2019, 3:22 pm Reply

Para cuándo en latino ?

kārlis Avots

Sep 9, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

Hey, i bought youtube premium, but now it shows me that all episodes starting from ep 3 season 1 are not available in my country?(Im in Latvia) Such bs. Anyone knows why is it like that?

Johnson Stone

Sep 9, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

"… shouldn't believe a word he says or you'll end up exactly like him." Uh, yeah, that's what I was hoping for!!

Manuel Bonilla

Sep 9, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

I want Johnny to be my sensei. I got an idea to whom I can strike first…

SALOMON LEA

Sep 9, 2019, 5:07 am Reply

For any "Happy Endings" fans watching, Daniel Larusso's wife is Undrea–Dave Rose's hookup-turned-girlfriend–from the episode "The Quicksand Girlfriend."

Anderson de Almeida

Sep 9, 2019, 11:01 am Reply

Daniel san esta de volta

Claudia ZG

Sep 9, 2019, 1:12 am Reply

the soundtrack of this series is KILLER

Thomas Jones

Sep 9, 2019, 2:12 am Reply

After this episode Miguel never had asthma again, sensei Lawrence is badass

Jose Taveras

Sep 9, 2019, 5:25 am Reply

My counselor says that certain words can perpetuate the sexist world view

QUIET

Smilin Prophet

Sep 9, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

This show is so cringey

Guilherme Alves

Sep 9, 2019, 2:34 pm Reply

Alguém br

karlox kaplan

Sep 9, 2019, 4:03 pm Reply

Este principio copia descarada a lo Escorsesse.

A P

Sep 9, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

Awesome !? ????

karlox kaplan

Sep 9, 2019, 10:36 pm Reply

Todo me parece un postureo.Quiero espiritu Lee

Gabø

Oct 10, 2019, 5:52 am Reply

Las amigas de la hija de Danny son feas??? Algunas
Danny's daughter's friends ugly? Some

Irene Agredano

Oct 10, 2019, 11:51 pm Reply

Am the best here all you people suck

Robot Band

Oct 10, 2019, 1:37 am Reply

Wait, I thought all the other episodes were free now? What's going on?

REGITHA K R

Oct 10, 2019, 5:24 am Reply

What's Gun's N Roses?

neil nguyen

Oct 10, 2019, 6:54 am Reply

love that sushi

اسامه صالح

Oct 10, 2019, 1:13 pm Reply

ترجمه عربي

עימנואל בן-אשר

Oct 10, 2019, 2:07 pm Reply

אתם מדברים עברית?

Hemang Vyas

Oct 10, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

"What is seen never happened, what happened was never seen."

Andy Tsung

Oct 10, 2019, 12:35 pm Reply

You’re going drugs Robbie? You want to flush your life down the toilet?

No Dad just the drugs they caught me with

I bet Robbie was trying to flush the drugs down the toilet before they caught him ?

Andy Tsung

Oct 10, 2019, 12:42 pm Reply

Bathrooms clean Sensei!
Sensei really?

I love how Johnny nods not even embarrassed….

Kate M.hunter

Oct 10, 2019, 3:21 pm Reply

Shocked this is pretty good

Han Solo Berger

Oct 10, 2019, 8:09 pm Reply

I literally got chills when they stood on the mat across from each other. So glad to have this show.

emma gallagher

Oct 10, 2019, 11:49 pm Reply

ringtone goes off…Johnny "what the hell is that?"

Jim Olson

Oct 10, 2019, 1:27 am Reply

I'm a Cobra Kai fan now.

Andy Tsung

Oct 10, 2019, 2:07 am Reply

I think Johnny was exploiting Miguel for free labor so he could pass inspection without doing the work himself….he’s treating Miguel like an immigrant worker or an illegal ?

H. Henriques. M. Moura

Oct 10, 2019, 12:56 pm Reply

Watched the first two episodes and Came to the conclusion that kids, nowadays, have no manners.

Adam Aiken

Oct 10, 2019, 1:16 am Reply

Is it just me or does Johnny look like tony hawk

Rad Kid 95032

Oct 10, 2019, 1:46 am Reply

Transformers 4: Age Of Extinction
Transformers 5: The Last Knight
BumbleBee

The Noir Escapade

Oct 10, 2019, 6:40 am Reply

Any clues about track 17:22?

Joshua Manske

Oct 10, 2019, 3:30 pm Reply

gets people hooked with first 2 episodes…. goes full Ea games to pay for the rest …good tactic but disappointed none the less.

Nick Fury

Oct 10, 2019, 11:13 pm Reply

When I close my eyes and listen to Ralph Macchio I hear Steve Buscemi lol

Gamer Kid344556

Oct 10, 2019, 2:19 am Reply

🙂

SHAREKSH KSHETRI

Oct 10, 2019, 8:39 am Reply

No mercy

Galen Joyce

Oct 10, 2019, 4:57 pm Reply

"Get your house in order Larusso." Love that line.

Luis Hernandez

Oct 10, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

Are they real the same fighters from old karate kid?

Osvaldo Munoz

Oct 10, 2019, 7:45 pm Reply

I guess this was all right show for a YouTube show

MORTIFICER

Oct 10, 2019, 12:44 am Reply

PLOT HOLE: There was a signing of the lease, I thought it was only a handshake deal?
Oh wait, speculation is for pussies. I'll quiet sensei lawrence

J H

Oct 10, 2019, 1:30 am Reply

Are the most of american parents stupid like larruso is? In Colombia if that fkng chubby boy talk me like that he could need new teeth. And the girl should clean all that fkng disaster in the pool.

Iyad Mohammed

Oct 10, 2019, 1:20 pm Reply

It’s sensei

Osvaldo Basso

Oct 10, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

I notice that yasmine and moon have regina george and karen smith vibes, samantha must be gretchen wieners lol

TAuNt Moon

Oct 10, 2019, 2:38 am Reply

Sam was so annoying in this episode. I can see why everyone hates on her for everything she's did throughout the entire show

Bryan .V

Oct 10, 2019, 10:42 pm Reply

Kyler???? Tmr esa wbd

Matt TanTan

Oct 10, 2019, 4:30 am Reply

“I’m at peace with my depression”

Literally the whole of r/memes

Ryan K

Oct 10, 2019, 12:44 pm Reply

this is MUCH better than i thought it would be… i hope it shows unexpected value of differing philosophies…

lalalalalatechno

Oct 10, 2019, 6:37 pm Reply

Get rigd of the wife. Divorce court now!!

Stone Licht

Oct 10, 2019, 8:45 pm Reply

Johnny's expression when someone mistakes you're dojo name pronunciation

I MR X

Oct 10, 2019, 1:00 am Reply

Youtube eres un inbecil por crear una version premiun

Rafiq Allahverdiyev

Oct 10, 2019, 12:48 pm Reply

Yo love

Александр Калинин

Oct 10, 2019, 1:33 pm Reply

Хорошо что перевод есть!

John B

Oct 10, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

there is nothing wrong with the car salesman's life he has a good marriage and a happy household.

Donward

Oct 10, 2019, 4:41 am Reply

I so support this franchise. Grew up with it since the beginning and unfortunately it is staying consistent with the time line, lol. Hate that is on youtube but will support it non the less. Purchases prior seasons on Apple.

Ani-Ro TV

Oct 10, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

How they add another dubbing in the video?

Felipe N.

Oct 10, 2019, 8:51 pm Reply

Bacana a relação do Daniel com sua filha.

nursesteve2004

Oct 10, 2019, 12:12 am Reply

in the first episode, Johnny made mention of the fact he wasn't supposed to be around kids…..did he do something to get him on the sex offender's list? I am guessing that his high school gf he lost to Daniel prob had her parents press attempted rape charges for the stunt he pulled at the dinner party in the original "Karate Kid" movie.

KOBURA KAI KENPO KARATE

Oct 10, 2019, 9:25 am Reply

Kobra Kai never dies!

Jean Baptiste

Oct 10, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

Sensei Lawrence is a great sensei. He doesn't believe in politically correct talk. Or made up weaknesses.

Goomba Games

Oct 10, 2019, 7:56 pm Reply

This is my 3rd time watching this series and wow I just can’t get enough. Fantastic show

Donavin Lathlin

Oct 10, 2019, 6:18 am Reply

Awesome ?

3 simples memes

Oct 10, 2019, 3:16 pm Reply

Brasil é o pais mais foda?

Alan Nguyen

Oct 10, 2019, 3:13 am Reply

20:11 well his dream came true

KHAIKU Media

Oct 10, 2019, 4:51 am Reply

This is very nostalgic. Also, pretty well done!

Tricking Maniac

Oct 10, 2019, 6:14 am Reply

Fylink

MÃĜÀ TAYSUMOV

Oct 10, 2019, 6:59 am Reply

Кобра Кай Навсегда ????✊?✊?

JBreezy87

Oct 10, 2019, 8:16 am Reply

Worst acting ever lol

Elena #magic

Oct 10, 2019, 3:25 pm Reply

4:00 It's me!

Viktoria Szałata

Oct 10, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

God, I freaking love the music

F.B.I Agent

Oct 10, 2019, 8:36 pm Reply

13:12

MrPoprocksncoke

Oct 10, 2019, 11:51 pm Reply

Best series,on any platform.

daniel mb

Oct 10, 2019, 12:45 am Reply

My god ->tradução->meu deus * :

This is a Channel

Oct 10, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

19:52 you want the girls at school to think your some wangless dork ???

aj koots

Oct 10, 2019, 3:25 pm Reply

Isnt daniels wife also sheldons twin sister?

JackLostThe Y

Oct 10, 2019, 4:04 pm Reply

Rewatching this. So good.

John DeAnnuntis

Oct 10, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

Quietttttt

Fridayplayer

Oct 10, 2019, 8:58 pm Reply

"Dad where the hell is my drink hurry up!"

Daniel: You know what I'm gonna throw him in the goddamn pool

Malachi Knigjt

Oct 10, 2019, 11:18 am Reply

Oohhh here we go with round 2

Malachi Knigjt

Oct 10, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

Daniel still has the smile

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