| by Kenneth Chase | 100 comments

Chopping Machine TV Shop commercial


Are you just like me? Juggling a career, motherhood,
and your husband’s balls, at the same time as you’re trying to prepare a nutritious meal for your family? [knife gently tapping carrot] It’s just so hard! [exasperated sigh] Then I’ve got the solution for you. The chopping machine is a revolutionary
invention that helps you chop just about anything. [electric whirring, terrifying chopping sounds]
Chop lettuce. [fluffy chopping sounds]
The neighbours’ cat that pees on your lawn. [mushy chopping sounds]
Tomatoes. [chopping continues]
That pair of underwear that you found in your husband’s car that weren’t yours. [chopping continues]
Onions. [look, there’s lots of chopping, OK?]
I’m just crying because I’m chopping onions. [more chopping]
And, of course, zucchini. Eating vegetables has never been this easy. I love my chopping machine, because it
helps me chop just about anything that’s in my way. Chop, chop! [goofy voice over] Order today and get your own Chopping Machine for only $999. [final terrifying chops]

100 Comments

Trust in Dog

Mar 3, 2017, 1:03 pm Reply

Juggle husband balls.

Ashaq Hussain

Mar 3, 2017, 3:38 pm Reply

where do i order this

Puffball Avada

Mar 3, 2017, 4:43 am Reply

how is she so amazing

Zheng Li

Mar 3, 2017, 5:29 am Reply

Very cool…………………………….very ………………..

Christian Riopel

Apr 4, 2017, 7:39 pm Reply

You had one job chad, and you fucked it all up

Shakib M

May 5, 2017, 8:31 pm Reply

I'm Chad

Daenerys

May 5, 2017, 4:30 am Reply

She is weird as hell. Just get a degree in engineering.

Little Sade

May 5, 2017, 10:01 pm Reply

Were do I buy this? Chad never told me he had a girlfriend!!

musically users

May 5, 2017, 12:06 pm Reply

i will buy that

FlowerGirl 17

May 5, 2017, 1:11 am Reply

Fucking chad😂😂😂

Blackwood

May 5, 2017, 3:27 pm Reply

If you added something which would pull the vegetables forward then it would work perfectly! Maybe you should try it to convert a shitty robot into a useful one;)

What’d-I-Miss ?

May 5, 2017, 7:49 pm Reply

My brother Chad walked in at the wrong time.

Omgitsdabeast 1

May 5, 2017, 3:03 am Reply

When someone sends you dick picks

heroicHomo

May 5, 2017, 5:45 am Reply

0:04
But I'm lesbian

8492 FPV

May 5, 2017, 8:21 am Reply

Lets all go and kill a Chad!

【AMERI SAN】

Jun 6, 2017, 5:07 pm Reply

Hey, you random person scrolling through the comments. Have a nice day! 😀

Bengt Samuelsson

Jun 6, 2017, 6:24 pm Reply

Ha Ha Ha Ha

SASQUATCH 101

Jun 6, 2017, 11:56 am Reply

But does it have a bottle opener???

Mythical Koala

Jun 6, 2017, 4:35 pm Reply

I saw a video about robot fails and in the thumbnail I saw this one lol so it was u

David Hiett

Jun 6, 2017, 8:43 pm Reply

if you put rubber hands over the blades, palms up, I believe it may juggle balls.

Starla Wolf

Jun 6, 2017, 9:44 pm Reply

Look out chad she's coming for you

James Baker

Jun 6, 2017, 8:59 am Reply

Take my money!!

Jack Grossman

Jun 6, 2017, 5:28 am Reply

Chad is the worst person in this and the immediately adjacent planets. Simone deserves more than a chad, she deserves at least a Hank or a Jefferson Beauregard ( i know he is terrible but just look at those cheeks!)

Tommy Simon

Jun 6, 2017, 6:38 pm Reply

Who's Chad?

Storm Tide

Jun 6, 2017, 2:35 pm Reply

What happens when your child sticks their hand up there

xX_Desert_Hunter_Xx

Jun 6, 2017, 1:07 pm Reply

why does your thumbnail say TV dick?

Vince Hoepfner

Jul 7, 2017, 6:19 pm Reply

0:04 and your husband's balls 😂😂😂

NiraMNayR

Jul 7, 2017, 7:39 am Reply

Wait I saw this somewhere else

OREO Chloe

Jul 7, 2017, 10:51 pm Reply

"It's just so hard!! 😩"

That's because your using a FUCKING butter knife honey.

Rammy Martin 10v3

Aug 8, 2017, 5:17 am Reply

The neighbour's cat. Hehe

Robert Pirlot

Aug 8, 2017, 4:19 pm Reply

Well, this really looks like a shitty way to commit suicide.

Jupiter Malviya

Aug 8, 2017, 8:03 pm Reply

hodor

S.E.S shows youtube

Aug 8, 2017, 10:01 am Reply

How to get through black friday,get chopping machene turn on put in fron of you..vhop chop

Kawaii Muffin

Aug 8, 2017, 5:44 pm Reply

The chopping machine is a brand new product that will kill all your kids! Then youll never have cook again! creepy smile

Raghad Zamzami

Sep 9, 2017, 4:30 pm Reply

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are breathing

Sep 9, 2017, 4:13 am Reply

I can't believe this is cheaper than a cell phone!

Emily Is lost on yt

Sep 9, 2017, 2:20 am Reply

You dizurf 5 miljoen subs

Moonbunnygalaxy ROBLOX

Oct 10, 2017, 8:24 am Reply

No wonder why it’s hard your using a butter knife

Demonic Fantasy

Oct 10, 2017, 4:47 am Reply

I'LL TAKE IT (I needed to chop my friends …………. cheeseburger )

Variable

Oct 10, 2017, 5:35 am Reply

This is magic

leen Ghamloush

Nov 11, 2017, 5:50 pm Reply

Is the chad thing true??

sanjay srivatsan

Nov 11, 2017, 2:39 pm Reply

Did anyone notice she used a knife which we use to eat, to cut the carrots

Samaya Rose

Nov 11, 2017, 1:45 am Reply

OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

feldybikes

Nov 11, 2017, 3:36 pm Reply

I think you'll be amused to know the youtubez algorithm saw it fit to serve me up an ad for a industrial vegetable chopper.

sad lad

Nov 11, 2017, 5:54 pm Reply

iPhone X

ooooorrr

Chopping Machine 9000

Make the right choice, Chad.

420apache657

Nov 11, 2017, 10:39 am Reply

is it made by Subaru MCM

random people

Dec 12, 2017, 3:13 am Reply

Chopping Machine : $999
iPhone X : $999

W o o o o t

Dec 12, 2017, 7:56 am Reply

"And Your Husbands Balls" and.. what does that supposed to be?

The Only Review

Dec 12, 2017, 7:16 am Reply

Hahaha hilarious 3⭐️

nungkham studio

Dec 12, 2017, 5:11 am Reply

vc chops chops :))) cute vkl

Ora nge

Dec 12, 2017, 3:23 pm Reply

Heat the knives with a blowtorch, put "EXPERIMENT 100000MILLION DEGREE KILLER ROBOT VS STUFF" in the title and you'll get millions of views in days. Love your channel!

Videogame Matt

Jan 1, 2018, 10:44 pm Reply

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Anirban Dutta

Jan 1, 2018, 10:38 am Reply

"Are you just like me ? Juggling a career, motherhood and your husband's BALLS, at the same time trying to prepare nutritious meal for your family !" 😀 😀

Rachel Kaufman

Jan 1, 2018, 5:11 pm Reply

Chad…chad, chad, chad, what are you doing?

John Doe

Feb 2, 2018, 5:24 am Reply

Who is this Chad I'll beat him up

Ahmed Elbhje

Feb 2, 2018, 12:51 pm Reply

why you always cut of hit animals toys , are fear or hate animals

W B

Feb 2, 2018, 3:24 am Reply

Chad… what a great choice for names

Hendrik Smit

Feb 2, 2018, 3:10 am Reply

You remind me of Monika from Doki Doki.

Redpenguin 555

Feb 2, 2018, 5:12 am Reply

0:25 just demanding peta to come

Sergiocrivelin

Mar 3, 2018, 4:14 pm Reply

ahahah I can't handle staring her face. lmao <3

shuubei

Mar 3, 2018, 10:55 am Reply

THIS COULD BE YOU CHAD

Pep Per

Apr 4, 2018, 6:02 pm Reply

0:04 I DIED

karthick arasu

Apr 4, 2018, 4:47 am Reply

I would like to buy this chopper, delivery available to India , Lol 😋

unfiltered

Apr 4, 2018, 12:37 am Reply

I'd like five

Funkamateur hias

May 5, 2018, 8:40 pm Reply

The Face at the end XD

Pépito🍇

May 5, 2018, 10:09 pm Reply

Sending this video to my ex

Arie

Jun 6, 2018, 11:32 am Reply

Juggling your career, motherhood, and your husband's balls?😂😂😂

Sid Walker

Jun 6, 2018, 11:00 pm Reply

I wouldn’t wanna be Chad 😹

Emma and Hayla

Jul 7, 2018, 5:07 am Reply

My mom saw this and she is terrified of this robot . . . No Joke but it’s honestly hilarious to watch her reaction to it

Nein _

Jul 7, 2018, 4:04 pm Reply

Link ?

Gabi Gareta

Jul 7, 2018, 3:27 am Reply

No entiendo inglés pero así mismo me causa mucha gracia jajajajaja

Mitä sulle kuuluu?

Jul 7, 2018, 4:37 pm Reply

Not the cat, that's horrible!!

Cref57-ProjectMix

Aug 8, 2018, 6:33 am Reply

#FuckYouChad

Quiet Quiet Conqueror

Aug 8, 2018, 4:10 am Reply

chad, you jerk

Delia Mae

Aug 8, 2018, 5:42 pm Reply

I want to be you and be your best friend you are such a role model and you're fricken funny and you inspire me. thank youfor listening to my ted talk

Mia L

Aug 8, 2018, 10:02 pm Reply

I've never watched until the end of am ad before!

MATTY McSPLATTY

Aug 8, 2018, 5:59 am Reply

Fk chad, u should put his d**k on the chopper lollll, btw, he doesnt deserve a cool chick like u , keep on building shitty robots, lolllllll

Nafis Faiyaz

Sep 9, 2018, 11:42 am Reply

but can it run crysis?

Akali’s Peasant

Sep 9, 2018, 11:08 am Reply

Your face.. I cant xD

Cherryfan001

Sep 9, 2018, 6:26 pm Reply

Still surprised this is legal.

H.P. Teguh

Sep 9, 2018, 2:01 pm Reply

0:11 that's what she said lol (sorry can't help it)

Oct 10, 2018, 7:28 pm Reply

Chad ought to be proud of that member.

Nathan Patterson

Nov 11, 2018, 5:08 pm Reply

Doctor: you have 57 seconds to live
Me: watches this video

Egriff123

Nov 11, 2018, 3:09 am Reply

rip chad

Richard Elizabeth III

Dec 12, 2018, 11:15 pm Reply

This is one reason why I love Simone.

trytip x.

Dec 12, 2018, 2:33 am Reply

fuckin' Chad

jerry jjs

Dec 12, 2018, 4:50 pm Reply

U should play as jigsaw….

Sara Gonzalez

Dec 12, 2018, 1:39 am Reply

shae should do this for all her inventions

Kenneth Junaidi

Jan 1, 2019, 5:51 am Reply

Im gonna buy this for my parents birthday

Matthew Wierdsma

Jan 1, 2019, 11:22 pm Reply

Will you marry my dog

DRONE REUNION ISLAND

Feb 2, 2019, 4:07 pm Reply

Cyprien?

Tim Trozzo

Feb 2, 2019, 5:27 pm Reply

If only you could use it to chop up Brian.

Kate Deloach

Mar 3, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

This could be you chad

Ben Korpella

Apr 4, 2019, 11:24 pm Reply

There are so many things wrong with this and I love it

Zes

May 5, 2019, 11:52 am Reply

wrg

Alex Henson

Jun 6, 2019, 10:01 am Reply

whos chad?

Emily111

Jun 6, 2019, 9:27 pm Reply

Already dreaming about this chopping machine

Valentin Križan

Aug 8, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

This is brilliant! 😂😂😂

Rob Ot

Sep 9, 2019, 1:38 pm Reply

Chad has left the country 😼

Nipulkrad Msinatagras

Sep 9, 2019, 6:38 am Reply

It's 2019 and Chad is still missing.

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