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Charity Shop Sue | Part 3 | The Refurb


Do you believe in second chances? Stop it! Stop it now. Have you read that sign on there? What does it say? I can’t read. What does it say? Don’t play around with me. What does it say? Staff only. Do you know what Mad12 what the f.. Excuse me it’s MadAliCat363 What is going on here? If you wanna do this, go outside and start busking. Bring some money into this shop. Go on Viki, go on. We’re doing a song. The one thing you know I’m about here, as Manager is nurturing creativity. You know what we could do? A pop video. Oh my God, amazing. A proper, proper pop video. Come on then. Come on! Otherwise that’s getting
binned. Get out now, we’re doing this. Come on. I want to take some snapshots
first. Come on. MUSIC: Hey Gotta start with the nitty gritty.
Gotta start making a plan. Making waves through the city. Near, far across the land. Making Things Happen. It doesn’t come so easily. Making Things Happen. It all depends on you and me. Down to business. The stacks are high. Finding that rainbow, to go the mile. Making Things Happen. Things will happen for you and I. You and me. Wait and see. Thoughts make things happen. And people make things happen. We’ll all make things happen. Sue, I’m really sorry I’m not going to be able to do the camera thing. I’m feeling really, really anxious. I’ve just been to the toilet twice this morning. It’s a sign. Do you know what you’re doing? You’re getting a little bit loud. You need to calm down. Okay. Excuse me. A little bit of sensitivity won’t go amiss thank you ladeh. I won’t be able to do it Sue and that’s the end of it. I just can’t do it. You’re not listening to me. You’re overthinking it. The thing is you’re making a…you’re ruining it. No no no no you’re ruining my chances. Do you know what I can tell, you’re on a 10.
You don’t know me, you don’t know anything about me! I’ve known you for many years. No you don’t! You never ever have understood me. Come ‘ere. I don’t want you to think that I don’t
think about those girls in that shop. Right, I know that filming is getting them
in a bit of a tizz. They’re thinking Sue can I handle the fame? That goes with all of
this? They will…cuz I’m gonna support them. But guess what?
I’ve been dying to tell you this. I’ve got an exclusive for you. You know Sec*hand Chances is part of a
franchise right? Basically all the shops are going in for this comp and if we win
it we’re only gonna get a f****** refurb. So what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna have decking up
there we’re gonna have a cocktail bar at the side we’re going to have slides
coming down ere, quite fast but it’s for the likkle babbies yeah?
We’ve got to make sure their parents can put their babbies on something while
they’re having a drink. We’ll make sure there’s padding here, so
they won’t go ‘slam’ ‘smack’ into the wall. You see that building? We’re gonna do
a little construction it will come out it’ll be a little bungee jump for the kids. So excited. All I’m trying to do here right is bring
a little bit of community. We’re gonna have stalls in there. Polish stalls, spice stalls,
they might even bring the whole Market in there. Who knows? Multicultural and here…TaDa!
It’s gonna be a library. Get these kids reading, yeah? Gotta have a little bit of a bleach down. You won’t even know what’s been going on. Right…. What the? You dirty f****** cow! Get ere now.
Cuz I swear to God you little…. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] That’s what she uses as a toilet. It’s at the back of the shop! Do you know what right? Seriously… I’ve got big
plans for this place and I’m not gonna stop yeah? Until I get there. And those little b******* are gonna get it yeah? Excuse me darlin’, I’m not very happy now.

25 Comments

The Actors Workshop Nottingham

Oct 10, 2019, 8:54 am Reply

Forget Hollywood… This is Bullywood! #bullywood #chazzerz #bulwell #notts

RLVTV

Oct 10, 2019, 9:34 am Reply

I am loving this Sue! Just what I needed. Cant wait for the 'refurb' ? amazing! ? ?

Planet Zac

Oct 10, 2019, 10:02 am Reply

I need episode 4 immediatley!!! thank you xxx

Matt Grew

Oct 10, 2019, 11:01 am Reply

Can't wait to visit Bulwells latest cocktail bar

Cherylyn Barnes

Oct 10, 2019, 11:20 am Reply

luv the song at the start sort of thing

Aaron Clark

Oct 10, 2019, 12:02 pm Reply

Pretty sure I’ve become addicted to you ❤️?

Indra Singh – The Power of the Flower

Oct 10, 2019, 1:53 pm Reply

slides and a cocktail bar… oh my, bloody hilarious x

Serendipity 1977

Oct 10, 2019, 3:30 pm Reply

OMG… That face … lol, I Think the Singing needs a tune-up. 🙂

Matthew Styles

Oct 10, 2019, 5:41 pm Reply

Sue!!! I’m so happy to see you on my screen… if you get the refurb can adults also go on the kiddy slides after cocktails??

Daniel Cox

Oct 10, 2019, 6:08 pm Reply

?❤️❤️❤️❤️

SXMSON

Oct 10, 2019, 11:36 pm Reply

tuesday is gonna be my new fave day of the week <3

Lauren Elsa

Oct 10, 2019, 9:08 am Reply

This is brilliant! Especially as a charity shop manager myself, got some really funny bits in there ?

Pablo Sergio Rivera

Oct 10, 2019, 3:26 pm Reply

Love love love!

Lisa Jane

Oct 10, 2019, 4:01 pm Reply

Love the song and video ??

Alex

Oct 10, 2019, 5:17 pm Reply

More episodes please!!!!!

MR. poo head

Oct 10, 2019, 5:23 pm Reply

AMAZING

Shiny Charizard

Oct 10, 2019, 6:41 pm Reply

You’re ruining my chances

Lee Elliot

Oct 10, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Class

Joe Flanagan

Oct 10, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

This is genius !

Jamain Murphy

Oct 10, 2019, 6:20 am Reply

Hahahahahaha, who was the poor lady who was too nervous to be filmed? Bless 'er heart.

Marie Tandy / Astronaut

Oct 10, 2019, 3:08 pm Reply

Yes! I was waiting for some iconic dance moves ?

Ka-Ho Leung

Oct 10, 2019, 10:33 pm Reply

Absolute genius!! Love it Sue!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Liz Mccubbin

Oct 10, 2019, 3:31 pm Reply

Lol fucking love it x

Vikki Shelton

Oct 10, 2019, 7:49 pm Reply

Can't wait for Christmas window!!

DistantCousin

Oct 10, 2019, 5:29 pm Reply

The useless pixilation!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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