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Charity Shop Sue | Part 10 | Grand Designs


Making a box for Mable. It’s a
volunteer that died and it’s her funeral today So she’s… she’s… we’re making a box
and anything that we raise Sue’s going to take us away with it. I’m going to make a
card for Mable’s husband Bernie as well This is Viki’s cards. So fold a card over and then put the picture out. This is the one that I’m going to use
because it’s a dying whale and Mable died. Get some glue. Now stick it. Because Bernie loved her, I’m gonna put a love heart on. And that’s Mable’s card for Bernie and this is Viki’s cards. [Bell] Remember don’t be closed-minded because you will not get anywhere in life. Right. I’ve had a few people say to me, let’s make use of this. A bar in the charity shop. Is
that your first idea? Do you know what you use these for? Yeah… Olives. Nice. We can use them to get those bits out your teeth. I’m only kidding with ya. Right. So. Come on, we’re losing time. Bar in the shop. Bar in the shop. Next, I want white goods up here. We need to think big. I know but we haven’t got any brackets to put white goods up there have we? Well what do you do when you’ve not got any brackets? Hey? You go out and buy some. I’m just thinking about health and safety. Come on. Right, now hold on there… Did you read page nine of my book? Of course I did. You didn’t. Right come over here. Excuse me lovely, how are ya? All right. Can you open that door for me? This oven? Go on… yeah… Oh! Oh God. What is it? I’m putting bloody cuddly toys in there. What do you think to that? Erm… You like it. Thank you. So cuddly toys, in ovens. Some people haven’t got vision have they? Right so… parents come in… Right, I need a cooker. Yeah? Parents open this door, they’re looking at the grill. Kids go ‘I want a toy’ start crying. Parents buy it ’em. Two sales in one. Bang! Yeah? I with ya. I’m with ya. I’m following ya. What do you think, when you look at this? I think it’s a fridge. It’s a book shelf. Sorry. It’s a bookshelf. It’s a bookshelf. Inside a fridge. Stop it. I am sick of having smutty novels like that on shop floor, it’s not right for the kids. Yeah. These books are so smoking hot. They need cooling down. Right. We’ll put a sign up saying adults only then. I thought of that. Yeah. But I like the element of surprise. Hello. Are you all right? Sue Tuke. Manager. If I came up to you now and offered you a
pina colada… Oh. Would you take it? Mmm… Right come on. If you get this one right, I’m gonna give you a bonus. Yeah. What’s in there? DVD’s inside the wardrobe. That’s a little bit far-fetched. Ok. Have a look in there. That’s just freaky. Excuse me, I’m a genius.
Look, he’s been a naughty boy, get in the wardrobe. Do you know who I was thinking we could put in there as well look, I bet she could fit, couldn’t she?
Gloria when she’s been a naughty girl. I’m back! Don’t have me in there too long will ya. Shop’ll go down the pan, won’t it? Right. What do you think… What the f… is that? That’s vandalism. Yeah but who’d wanna crack a mirror? That’s her f****** mate. Who’s Vera’s? Dave. You know the one with all the tats up his arm? I don’t think he’d do that. He’s angry, she’s been telling him about me. And I knew it. I’ve been telling you about her. She’s causing trouble. I bet she’s cleared the blood off it. You all right Vera? You wanna cup of tea? That’d be nice Yeah. No sugar. Yeah. I’m sweet enough. Right. I’ll be out in a minute Yeah. Keep thinking about these plans. Thank you. Great. She’s gone mental. Potty. I know. She wants me to put the washing machines up on the wall or summat. Can’t do that. Can’t lift ’em. Haven’t got any shelves. And it’s health and safety. And we can’t lift ’em. You put a dolly in a cooker you’ll
frightened some poor person to death. Who’s gonna see it? Customers come in and they aren’t gonna automatically just open up things up straight away are they? You don’t encourage children to touch cookers anyway. Just weird. She’s trying to make money but she’s off her head. Off her head. Stupid blinking woman.

33 Comments

Ian OConnell

Nov 11, 2019, 9:43 am Reply

Oh sue you’re spoiling us

Ian OConnell

Nov 11, 2019, 9:44 am Reply

Great pic of Mabel being used…

Plus the dying whale!

Howling

NapstaPaint

Nov 11, 2019, 9:53 am Reply

I’m gonna have a suesday marathon

Alex Robinson

Nov 11, 2019, 10:04 am Reply

I’m ill in bed with a nasty cold. Suesday is a tonic!

Scott Owen

Nov 11, 2019, 10:07 am Reply

Tuesday is now my favourite day! πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Scott Owen

Nov 11, 2019, 10:10 am Reply

β€œWhat d’ya think of that?!”
β€œUm…”
”YA LIKE IT!”
πŸ˜‚lol πŸ˜‚

Meh It’s Jamie

Nov 11, 2019, 11:02 am Reply

I would love to buy one of vikkis cards she’s so talented

Indra Singh – The Power of the Flower

Nov 11, 2019, 12:48 pm Reply

genius

Karen Trillo

Nov 11, 2019, 1:04 pm Reply

Scary Chuckie doll in wardrobe. Love it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nik Yoo

Nov 11, 2019, 1:08 pm Reply

Because its a dying whale… and Mabel died. 😩

Edna Mode

Nov 11, 2019, 1:12 pm Reply

Stupid blinkin woman

TAMMY TBH

Nov 11, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

Where can we buy Viki’s cards?

Ash –

Nov 11, 2019, 2:09 pm Reply

I would love to receive a card form our Vickey πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

Lee Elliot

Nov 11, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

WOW

Pablo Sergio Rivera

Nov 11, 2019, 2:16 pm Reply

Vicky’s Cards is FUCKING GENIUS!!!! That picture is so tacky but that music, GOD! I was so blown away. Don’t think too many people are going to donate to that picture, should have used one of her on the loo….

AIDEN !

Nov 11, 2019, 3:14 pm Reply

Ffs…THE πŸ˜‚best episode yet…"off er ed…stupid blinking woman…" pmsl

Cherylyn Barnes

Nov 11, 2019, 3:24 pm Reply

vicky card need a bit more work sorri just mi opionon sort of thing oxox

swooningtree

Nov 11, 2019, 5:45 pm Reply

He's been a naughty boy, get in the wardrobe

Matthew Styles

Nov 11, 2019, 7:43 pm Reply

β€˜β€™DVDs inside the wardrobe?’’

β€˜β€™That’s a little bit far fetched!’’

Ed Langham

Nov 11, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

is this or is this not the best thing ive seen in a long time

Pablo Sergio Rivera

Nov 11, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

Ok, the first 90 seconds of this clip is THE BEST THING OF THE YEAR I HAVE SEEN! I’ve been watching it with an open mouth at HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT IT IS. It’s funny, intense, silly, all the feels. Bloody Genius.

Ka-Ho Leung

Nov 11, 2019, 10:24 pm Reply

I absolutely love Charity Shop Sue!Β 

It is so awesome!Β 

Hopefully at some point that I can be part of the next series at some point!!! 🀘🏼 

It’s so funny of the card!

Also, it is just epic!!!

1:51 Of course, closed minded is NOT GOOD at all!!!

The world needs to think big!!!

4:12 So funny about the adult books in the fridge!!! Straight love needs to calm down!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5:00 The doll in the wardrobe hahaha!!

5:15 Also Gloria too!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hilarious!!!

5:27 Broken mirror, 7 years bad luck!!!

#CHARITYSHOPSUE #CHARITY #SHOP #SUE #BULWELL #NOTTINGHAM #LOCALSTAR

Pearls of Paragon Kate

Nov 11, 2019, 11:03 pm Reply

Love a bit of charity shop Sue xx

Pearls of Paragon Kate

Nov 11, 2019, 11:06 pm Reply

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s a bookshelf

Alex Widger

Nov 11, 2019, 8:54 am Reply

BANG! 2 sales in 1

Alex Westwood

Nov 11, 2019, 3:50 am Reply

Can you raise part of her amount????

placid renegade

Nov 11, 2019, 2:34 am Reply

The synth music whilst card making! Looool

Ruth King

Nov 11, 2019, 10:40 am Reply

Come on sue, retail is tough especially dealing with people , keep innovating xx

mndmoo1986

Nov 11, 2019, 9:24 pm Reply

It’s a bookshelf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

o0julek0o

Nov 11, 2019, 6:55 am Reply

Opening ovens definitely makes kids cry and want a toy. Every time.

Luke O’Neil

Nov 11, 2019, 7:40 am Reply

This series is hilarious – it needs to be trending on YouTube instead of makeup tutorial crap

Alice Jones

Nov 11, 2019, 12:45 pm Reply

β€œBet she’s cleared the blood off it” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

parks1825

Dec 12, 2019, 10:58 am Reply

These books: they're so smoking hot… they need cooling down!

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