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Charity Shop Sue | Part 1 | Sec*hand Chances


Eh excuse me ladeh, you’re meant to be on
the bloody till. Eh excuse me ladeh, you’re meant to be on
the bloody till. Excuse me ladeh, you’re supposed to be on the till. [VIDEO CLIPS ‘excuse me ladeh, you’re suppsed to be on the till’] You might be asking yourself, who is
Charity Shop Sue? You’re about to find out. Years before her social media
influence, the self-proclaimed ‘Queen of Charity’, invited me to film her life as the
manager of Sec*hand Chances in Nottingham. With the business underperforming, I
followed her attempts to raise the shop’s profile and provide a platform for her
own online stardom. Since filming, Sue has not returned any calls and has asked
that the footage not be seen by anyone. But here it is. Excuse me, can you count me in? Three, two, one… Eh up Chazzers! How are ya? You’re watching a new series called Charity Shop Sue. Guess who Sue is? It’s me. Darlin’? Yeah? Darlin’, come up stairs I’m in the Bathroom. Quick, quick, quick. No recording, okay? I’m just getting camera set up so… I’ve got an idea, amazing scene, let’s take em outside and do a big reveal. What do you think? The way it usually works, is if I just get
free reign to just sort of… get all the footage. Wanted to keep it as natural as possible. You’re gonna pick up a bloody blinder, aren’t ya! Well they are fully aware that we’re
filming and they have accepted it haven’t they? Sorry darlin’ does my lippy look ok? Errr yeah. Looks fine. Bit heavy? Mmmm I don’t… er… Haha! I think it’s… What the f… Have you been in here before me? No I’ve not been in at all today no. Well I’m sorry but that does not look like a lady’s… That is huge. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with that. Do you know what? I’m sick of it. I don’t think it’s my job to
get me hands dirty… coz someone’s round the pan and that looks like cement,
it’s not coming off easy. I’m f*****g fumin’. I’ll sort it Sue. I want to sort it. If you want to do it girl, go ahead,
knock yourself out. Literally. Oi! Wait there. Come here. What’s going on with your face? You look guilty. That weren’t you was it? Get that kettle on. Doors locked! Go around back, I want you to go around
back now, I’ve got a surprise for you. Come on! Why? Stop it. Stop playing up. Get round
back. Now! Right darlin’, can you wait there. I’ve got some notes to do, come round
back in a couple of minutes. Hello ladies! What we doing out here? Thought I’d mix it up, I’ve got a little surprise for ya. Big plans, haven’t we. Viki? Viki! Come on, hurry up. Come on! What’s goin’ on? Oh my God look, we’re on camera. F**K! Eugh! Watch where your spitting man! Tell him! Dirty b*****d! I know! Er… Follow me down here darlin’, come on, don’t worry they won’t bite. What’s he holding? Camera. Is he taking
pictures? It’s film! It’s about filming. Everyone say hello,
new addition to the family, Vera, Kersch, Viki… Sue. You got that okay? That tea, it stinks.
I can smell Bulwell Bogs in that. Where you been getting that bloody water
from? Don’t make me another one again. So the thing is, what’s all happening now, what’s very current? In-ternet. Yeah? Have you heard of it? That’s right. [inaudible shouting] Can I have a job Sue? What the f****ng hell is that? [inaudible shouts] Think you better shut your mouth mate. Oh my God ladies! Get in now! Get in now! Yeah? Get in now! You starting? Kersch! Come on. Kersch! Get in here now darlin’. Coz you’ll get ripped to shreds. Get in! Get in now! [inaudible shouting] Piss off! [inaudible shouting] Ouch! What you doing? You b***h! [inaudible shouting] Let’s just forget about that shall we?
Could you just cut that out? What we’re gonna do is put stuff like this online. Ooops! Don’t go in the shop does it? But it will online! We got to start thinking like salespeople
alright? Cuz the thing is, you guys will be gone if
you don’t make an effort. Okay? Only joking. You’re comfortable darling aren’t
ya? Yeah. Yeah. You’re all comfortable yeah? The thing is, I know he’s filmin’
yeah, don’t be shy because most the time he’s gonna be on me anyway. Come on
positivity. Social networking? We need to make some money. Do you wanna tell us a little bit more about what Sec*hand Chances does? Who it helps? Well it helps people get back on their feet, You know, coz if the’ve hit rock bottom, it gives them that second chance. It sounds cheesy but it’s true, it’s exactly what it says. Cuz I came here
about two years ago as part of a probation scheme and it just gave me
something to aim for and look forward to and it does that for other people as
well. We get people coming in and out the shop, right, they’ve problems with their confidence and it gives them skills to be like sociable
again and then some of them people even go on and get jobs, which is invaluable I think. And then, then you get them people who just hang around the shop all day drinking
and our organisation is trying to help these people but you can’t help them
because they can’t help themselves it just frustrates me. I feel like
saying to them, you know there’s more to life than just hanging outside a shop and drinking bloody White Lightning. You know what I mean? But what can you do eh? Have you got anything else to look forward to in the near future? Yeah I met a girl when I was inside
called Ally and she gets out in about 3 months and that’s what I’m looking
forward to but I know it sounds dodgy, but she’s lovely, she’s a lovely
person and she’s really spiritual and she just helped me calm down because I
was just off the rails. I’m not proud of it. I was just like stressed as a kid and growing up, when I was in my teenage years, I was just like terrible and
basically she’s like a Buddhist. I’m not into that sort of thing but she just
taught me some chants when I was like on the inside and it’s helped me to calm down a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah haha! All right? Yeah what’s up? What you doing? Just doing some filming. Why? What you talking about? All sorts init. You know that fridge? Yeah. Shop front there. Yeah. I don’t like it. You want me to shift it? Yeah I’ll do it in a bit. I just having me
dinner. I’ll come in and do it in a sec. I’ve nearly finished me sandwich, I’ll come in and do it in a second I promise. Alright then see ya. Yeah see ya. Won’t be long. She’s all smiles she is, but she’s a dark
horse, I tell you. Bless her

65 Comments

The Actors Workshop Nottingham

Oct 10, 2019, 8:48 am Reply

This is amazing! More more more! (Please) ?#suesday

Planet Zac

Oct 10, 2019, 9:37 am Reply

THE WORLD NEEDED THIS SERIES, I NEEDED THIS SERIES!!!!!!

come on teletubby teleport us to mars

Oct 10, 2019, 9:37 am Reply

Love Sue. So inspirational

simogenic

Oct 10, 2019, 9:38 am Reply

This is better than when Beyoncé uploaded Lemonade !!!!

Alicia

Oct 10, 2019, 10:09 am Reply

ERE SHE IS! ??‍?

It’sSamm

Oct 10, 2019, 10:10 am Reply

Sue we love you ??

Ben Rai

Oct 10, 2019, 10:14 am Reply

<3 Panda on a bike selling for a fortune on ebay right now

Lewis Fernandez

Oct 10, 2019, 10:30 am Reply

fucking brilliant haha!!

Matt Grew

Oct 10, 2019, 10:43 am Reply

We love an investigative look at how Sue runs her shop. No running off for a swift half today please Viki, not while the camera is here x

Ka-Ho Leung

Oct 10, 2019, 10:50 am Reply

Congratulations Charity Shop Sue for your very first episode! I am looking forward to see more of you!
Jake
Xxxx

James Wood

Oct 10, 2019, 10:51 am Reply

Excuse me laydeh – this is bloody amazin! Can't wait to watch the whole series! ?

cxntcxmerxn

Oct 10, 2019, 11:04 am Reply

absolutely dying at this ?? love you sue ?

Thomas Anchell

Oct 10, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

I needed this. Excuse me ladeh

Cherylyn Barnes

Oct 10, 2019, 11:14 am Reply

omfg i luv it!!!!! i need to fuken seee more!!!!!

LiterallyTom

Oct 10, 2019, 11:20 am Reply

Yes yes yes!

Adam Ashman

Oct 10, 2019, 11:43 am Reply

?????

Jamie ODowd

Oct 10, 2019, 11:51 am Reply

Quality – looking forward to the rest of em

Aaron Lotter

Oct 10, 2019, 11:58 am Reply

This is so funny omg

sarah I

Oct 10, 2019, 12:25 pm Reply

I love the passive aggressive laughing ?

Alex Widger

Oct 10, 2019, 2:18 pm Reply

POWERFUL,BEAUTIFUL,PROFESSIONAL……..SUE ❤️

Cat Dalton

Oct 10, 2019, 2:22 pm Reply

Love you sue..brilliant..best of luck to you ??

Dylan Ritchie

Oct 10, 2019, 2:27 pm Reply

Comedy GOLD

deanwharton1

Oct 10, 2019, 2:28 pm Reply

Eyeroll at 6:56 is iconic
You know that fridge at the front of the shop? I don't like it…. ???

Daz Glaz

Oct 10, 2019, 2:28 pm Reply

This is everything I wanted and more ??

Ruth King

Oct 10, 2019, 2:44 pm Reply

Yes sue!

Ruth King

Oct 10, 2019, 2:51 pm Reply

That mayo though I can't cope

DE-LINC HALLETT RETAIL

Oct 10, 2019, 4:22 pm Reply

This is to what we have all been waiting for! Thank you!!!!!

Katy Taylor

Oct 10, 2019, 4:35 pm Reply

‘Ay up chazzas!!!’
Bloody love you, Sue.

mark layton

Oct 10, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

Sue comes across as a hard faced bitch , I’ve gone right off her ? she’s nasty

D K

Oct 10, 2019, 7:59 pm Reply

Yeeeeeeessss. This is what iv been waiting for!! X

David Darbyshire

Oct 10, 2019, 9:12 pm Reply

Its good!

IamSamtheFierce

Oct 10, 2019, 9:18 pm Reply

Can someone explain? I absolutely love this, has there been a series already before this? If so where can I find it ?

hayden McCallum

Oct 10, 2019, 11:04 pm Reply

This is everything!!!!!!!!!

David Williams

Oct 10, 2019, 2:58 pm Reply

Get that kettle on ?

Kori Hayes

Oct 10, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

I have not found love like this since Kath & Kim ??

Lisa Jane

Oct 10, 2019, 3:52 pm Reply

Love this! Sue yr brill! ?

Alex

Oct 10, 2019, 5:00 pm Reply

Amazing, Sue is life ❤️

Lee Elliot

Oct 10, 2019, 7:06 pm Reply

Miss Carisma

lee m

Oct 10, 2019, 11:10 pm Reply

❤ sue gives me life!

Damien Ebanks

Oct 10, 2019, 9:49 am Reply

100% the best series ever made

pinknylon

Oct 10, 2019, 11:47 am Reply

Omg I used to work in a charity shop and this definitely reminds me of certain people I knew 😀

Shiny Charizard

Oct 10, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Boo rah bogs hahaha

Charlie S

Oct 10, 2019, 9:49 pm Reply

You all righ Toneh? 'Ows it goin? Sorreh, I'm thinkin' of ya dad! 'Ave a good day!

Liam Close

Oct 10, 2019, 12:14 am Reply

Charity shop sue is an absolute genius!

ADAIR

Oct 10, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

The greatest thing to happen to the internet!!

Tom Alex Helm

Oct 10, 2019, 9:56 pm Reply

Love you Sue. This is iconic

Gary Woods

Oct 10, 2019, 11:02 am Reply

THESE VIDEOS MAKE MY BLOODY DAY LADEHHH

lewis Alexander

Oct 10, 2019, 4:02 pm Reply

Oh sue…. You have made my day. I love it

Trudy and Davinia

Oct 10, 2019, 7:14 am Reply

I feel an Oscar coming on ?

Pete Voi

Oct 10, 2019, 3:16 am Reply

When she threw the thing back at them and screamed piss off!!!! I fucking died ??????????

AJA IRELAND

Oct 10, 2019, 10:40 pm Reply

LOOOVEEEEE xxxxx

Jay moonbeam

Oct 10, 2019, 11:42 pm Reply

"This tea stinks! it smells like Bulwell bogs" ???

Jay moonbeam

Oct 10, 2019, 11:46 pm Reply

LMFAO at Sue throwing that kabab box over the wall! took me back to 2001 when Sharon Osbourne threw a ham into her neighbours garden ???

mrspence spence

Oct 10, 2019, 3:25 pm Reply

what am I watching here

Kieran Weaver

Nov 11, 2019, 10:36 am Reply

can someone explain this? like is it a parody? Or what? How are they actually in a charity shop? Confused

Will Skinner

Nov 11, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

Oh wow – this is incredible Sue, bloodeh loveleh… this is giving me all the Nottingham dialect I need in my life and making me feel really homesick. Love yah all the way from Tokyo x

OOfania

Nov 11, 2019, 7:47 pm Reply

We defs need a full series ?

Insane Spice

Nov 11, 2019, 1:42 am Reply

Why have only just found this…watched all episodes in one day. Sue is a LEGEND!!

Lucy Percy

Nov 11, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply

You need to be on the T. V!

♥️?

met182

Nov 11, 2019, 10:49 pm Reply

Love it!

Tom Shaw

Nov 11, 2019, 9:09 pm Reply

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU LAYDEH

Kieran Atkinson

Nov 11, 2019, 1:28 pm Reply

I cried laughing when sue thrown the bottle of piss back at them and shouted 'Piss off!'

OKT 11

Nov 11, 2019, 1:57 pm Reply

She reminds me a little of Cathrine Tate

Alice Jones

Nov 11, 2019, 5:27 pm Reply

Watching this all emotional as it’s now come to an end ☹️

Jambos Dad

Nov 11, 2019, 9:19 pm Reply

I’m here cos of r’jambo

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