“Bonding” With Mom
Did you ever get annoyed as a kid when your parents would try to bond With you like my mother would trick me into go on places where there should be like I shouldn’t tell you this but, I have a surprise Yeah, sure you do the last time you said that we ended up at my sister’s dance recital and here’s a surprise I didn’t like it I know I’m not Gonna like this surprise but somehow I still enough in the car all like I hope your surprises pizza mamas playing mind tricks like eyes like a Jedi and I love my mom all the time point is I don’t want to get tricked into a mom tivity You know an activity that’s only enjoyed by a mom So there I am one day coaxed into the backseat of the car. I’m all like we’re gonna get pepperoni and sausage cheese and pineapples and BACON!!! that’s when it hits it’s a Sunday, but they have my mom’s favorite mom tivity Garage sales now I dread garage sales. It’s just someone’s old junk mom loves it though There’s so many treasures here, treasure when does a pirate ever said Ahoy mate we’re half a old salt shakers and sweat pants Uh god , I love sweat pants, so, I’m just sitting in the back seat thinking oh, God Anything but a garage sale, and then my mom pulls into a parking lot. We’re here and I’m getting excited again You know garage sales don’t have parking lots, It was a flea market Wow, mom what a surprise now if you don’t like garage sales. You’re gonna hate flea markets right? They’re scary It’s like a garage sale godzilla. You know overwhelming in size, and when you see one run like hell Random person: EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!! Hey, HEY, is it really that bad in there wait think you’ll bake it out. Just keep her away from the white tents They have jewelry That’s the problem with the mom tivity right things like jewelry can mess you up like you go down the wrong aisle You’re gonna be stuck there for days. There’s this one story about this kid Paul. Been there since his mom dragged him on his birthday in 1952 it’s no, they’re one of their Jedi mom powers. You know they can slow down time just they can look at more stuff They love looking at stuff. I do look at this al it’s a glass bowl. In the shape of a shape of a cat nate Oh look they have Sweatpants, and it went on like that for hours. You know look at Ceramic balls retro silverware quilts, uh quilts. I was zigzagging her all over the place. Just trying to avoid those white tents Why couldn’t we just go to Domino’s excuse me, could I Interest yah in a slice of Pizza ah I don’t think there’s a right answer to this question. Oh, no, it’s okay That’s my pizza truck, and I give out slices to the kids. That is so nice Alex Go get a slice. I’ll be right over there. I think I saw jewelry Jewelry, but this guy has free pizza. I tried to rush it right because if I took too long, we’d be stuck there forever Slow down no need to rush back to the mom-tivity Mom-tivity How do you know about that? I’ve learned a lot working here since 52 52 it is Your name me oh, I’m Chuck oh I thought it was maybe something else nope. Chuck paulsen that’s been my name ever since I was born Now I know you’re wondering is this whole paul thing real right one thing is for sure that pizza I gave me food poisoning had to rush me home now i was at the work of Paul’s trying to get me out of there, or was just crappy pizza? How about we all decide down in the comments all right? Oh, it says clark, and I will see you somewhere. Thanks for clicking like BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!