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Bill Hader’s Most Obscure Impressions


>>NICE GROUP. >>Jimmy: YEAH, THEY’RE NICE PEOPLE. >>A NICE GROUP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK VERY SHARP. >>THANK YOU. I KNOW. I DECIDED TO DRESS UP FOR YOU, JIMMY. >>Jimmy: YOU LOOK NICE. >>I GET NERVOUS. I GET NERVOUS WHEN I SEE YOU. I WANT TO LOOK NICE FOR YOU, MAN. >>Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ATTACKED BY AN ANIMAL? IN THE WILD?>>NO. BUT WHEN I WAS — I USED TO WORK — WORK. I USED TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE IN L.A. THAT HAD LIKE THE — YOU KNOW, THE WASHER AND DRYER IN THE BACK, THAT WAS IN LIKE THIS LITTLE SHED. AND IT DIDN’T HAVE A LIGHT. IT JUST HAD A LITTLE BUCKET WITH A FLASHLIGHT IN IT. AND I WOULD GO OUT THERE LATE AT NIGHT. TO DO MY LAUNDRY. AND THEN I WOULD TURN THE FLASHLIGHT ON AND YOU’D HEAR — AND I’D LOOK OVER AND RIGHT OVER BY THE DRYER, YOU SEE A POSSUM TAIL. AND I WAS LIKE, HA, HA, ALL RIGHT, [ BLEEP ] IT! [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WORE DIRTY CLOTHES ALL THE TIME. 2000 TO 2006, DIRTY CLOTHES.>>Jimmy: ASIDE FROM THE WILDLIFE, WHAT WAS YOUR APARTMENT LIKE? WAS IT A NICE PLACE?>>NO! [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS AN EFFICIENCY. THEY DIDN’T EVEN CALL IT, YOU KNOW, A STUDIO. IT WAS LIKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND IT WAS JUST — THE FAR WALL WAS RIGHT THERE. IT WAS TERRIBLE. >>Jimmy: WAS IT IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD?>>IT WAS AN AWFUL NEIGHBORHOOD, WESTWOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. >>ROUGH. IT WAS SO HARD. THOSE UCLA STUDENTS ARE SO MEAN.>>Jimmy: ESPECIALLY ON THURSDAY NIGHTS, OH MY GOODNESS. >>NOT MOVIE THEATERS. I WAS TERRIFIED.>>Jimmy: DID YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF?>>YES, I LIVED BY MYSELF. THAT’S WHY I WAS SO SCARED.>>Jimmy: I KNOW EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS YOU TO DO IMPRESSIONS. I’M SURE THAT’S ANNOYING. >>YES. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING I WANT TO THROW AT YOU.>>OH, BROTHER. >>Jimmy: YOU DO A LOT OF IMPRESSION A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, THEN YOU DO THEM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE. LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.>>YEAH, THANKS.>>Jimmy: THOSE KIND OF THINGS. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: AL PACINO. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO DO THEM. WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO IS TO THINK, DIP AS DEEP INTO YOUR BAG AS YOU CAN FOR THE MOST OBSCURE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DO. MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE WE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF.>>THAT WILL BE FUN, YOU GUYS. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? DO YOU REMEMBER — A GUY ON “DATELINE.” YOU REMEMBER KEITH MORRISON?>>Jimmy: YES, I DO. >>I LOVE “DATELINE.” DO YOU WATCH “DATELINE”? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT’S MY FAVORITE SHOW, I LOVE TRUE CRIME SHOWS. KEITH MORRISON HAS THAT FOLKSY WAY OF TALKING. HE’S LIKE, YOU SAW YOUR FATHER SHOT IN THE FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WILD. [ LAUGHTER ] THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THAT I LOVE, JOSH MANKIEWICZ. HE’S THE BEST BECAUSE HE KIND OF HAS THE — KIND OF LIKE A STUFFY NOSE. HE’S ALWAYS IN ARUBA. IT’S LIKE THE GUY KILLED SOMEONE IN CABO SAN LUCAS, THAT’S MINE! LIKE HE ALWAYS GETS THE BEST. THEN HE ALWAYS SAYS, YOU COULD HAVE A DRINKING GAME WITH THIS, EVERY TIME HE’LL DO THIS. MOST PEOPLE, WHEN THEY FIND A DEAD BODY IN THEIR HOUSE, THEY CALL 911. YOU DIDN’T DO THAT, DID YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’LL BE DRIVING AROUND MY CAR GOING, YOU DIDN’T DO THAT, DID YOU? I DO IT WITH MY KIDS NOW. YOU DIDN’T CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DID YOU? THEN THE OTHER GUY’S DENNIS MURPHY. THE GUY, HE HAS DENNIS MURPHY — DENNIS MURPHY HAS THIS REAL KIND OF SING-SONG WAY OF TALKING. BUT HE ALWAYS GETS THINGS — HE’S LIKE AN OLD KIND OF NEWS REPORTER, HE ALWAYS GETS STORIES ABOUT LIKE YOUNG KIDS. LIKE MURDERING EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING. SO HE’LL BE LIKE, KATIE AND CARA WERE BFFs. HE GOES, THEY HAD JUST BOUGHT THE NEW ALBUM THAT JUST DROPPED AND THEY WERE SMOKING KUSH AND TWERKING. JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. HE’S LIKE, THEIR LOLs QUICKLY TURNED TO WTFs.>>Jimmy: WOW. >>THANK YOU. >>Jimmy: WELL DONE. >>RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.>>Jimmy: THOSE OF THE BEST “DATELINE” IMPRESSIONS I’VE HEARD. >>I KNOW, I’M SO GLAD I COULD DO THEM HERE. LESS CERTIFICAT LESTER HOLT’S THE OTHER GUY. LESTER HOLT INTRODUCES THE SHOW. HE’S WEIRD. HE’S LIKE, I’M LESTER HOLT, I INTRODUCE THE PEOPLE INTRODUCING THE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: I GUESS WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE LESTER’S THE WHOLE — EVEN THOUGH HE’S THERE FOR 12 SECONDS –>>IT’S NOT THE NEWS, RELAX.>>Jimmy: ISN’T IT WEIRD THAT LESTER STILL HAS TO DO THAT GIG?>>YEAH, HE STARTS TO LEAVE, WHOA, WHOA, LESTER, NO, NO, NO, WHERE YOU GOING, BUDDY? YOU GOT TO GO AGAINST THIS BRICK WALL, YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE MURDERED PEOPLE.>>Jimmy: DO YOUR KIDS DO IMPRESSIONS? DO YOU I DO DO THEM FOR THEM?>>OH, YEAH, THEY LOVE KEITH MORRISON. MY KIDS — YEAH. MY KIDS DON’T LIKE — THEY DON’T LIKE WHEN IT THEY HEAR ME LIKE AN ANIMATED MOVIES, THEY WANT TO KNOW WHEN I’M NOT IN IT. I WENT AND TOOK MY DAUGHTERS TO SEE “FINDING DORY.” I’M IN THE FIRST SCENE OF THAT. I’M KIND OF LIKE LOOKING AT THEM. AND I COME UP. AND MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER, HARPER, STOOD UP AND WALKED RIGHT OUT OF THE THEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT? I WENT OUT. SHE’S 4. SHE WAS LIKE, DID WE NOT HAVE THAT CONVERSATION? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I REMEMBER IT, DO YOU REMEMBER IT?>>Jimmy: NO SURPRISES. >>I WOULD THINK THE SAME THING. I ALWAYS SAY, IF I WAS WATCHING “STAR WARS” AND MY DAD SHOWED UP IN THE MILLENNIUM FALCON, I’D BE TERRIFIED. HI, HAN, BILL SENIOR. BILL SENIOR, HI.

100 Comments

Irfan Lateef

Jul 7, 2019, 9:36 am Reply

And the weirdest opening question award goes to kimmmel

Cassie Schneider

Jul 7, 2019, 9:12 am Reply

Hader is not funny

EUROPA Music – Official Channel

Jul 7, 2019, 7:55 pm Reply

What a bizarre opening question.

George Lucas

Jul 7, 2019, 8:59 pm Reply

His impressions are even funny without knowing the people he's impersonating.

Mike P

Jul 7, 2019, 1:31 am Reply

''Do an impression of someone we have never heard of'' that should be easy, i could be famous doing that

Alec Barrera

Jul 7, 2019, 11:09 am Reply

This dude is a hit man in real life

Tony Bletas

Jul 7, 2019, 11:01 am Reply

Man, does Bill even have a normal voice? He's a vocal chameleon!

Chris McCall

Jul 7, 2019, 11:05 pm Reply

Bill Hader would make a nice Carnage for the next Venom movie. He sounds amazingly insane and psychotic in a good way.

Bill Hader could be Carnage. But I also would like Jude Law.

ChrisManley1994

Jul 7, 2019, 11:52 pm Reply

“Ha ha! A HA! Aaaalllllrrriiiiight F*CK IT!!!!”

??????????????

Nick Beard

Jul 7, 2019, 6:25 pm Reply

Love when he does voices for South Park lmao

Chaotic/Cosmic Productions

Jul 7, 2019, 1:52 pm Reply

"You looks so good tonight, have you ever been attacked by an animal?"

Wojtek Turski

Jul 7, 2019, 4:38 am Reply

The bunch of new out-of-the-pocket Jewish hosts have a charisma of a roadkill…
Where did the white people go ???!!!

Daedric

Jul 7, 2019, 8:40 am Reply

Haha that quip about living in Westwood is so good

Craig Busick

Jul 7, 2019, 11:06 am Reply

? " But you didn't do that did ya'?"

Uisce Preston

Jul 7, 2019, 11:11 pm Reply

FYI, Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry's stepfather.

Bryan Ryan

Jul 7, 2019, 11:43 pm Reply

Yeah, freaking hilarious…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Joe Wellman

Jul 7, 2019, 1:58 am Reply

3:39 Jimmy Kimmel laughing through his shoulder blades

Les Son

Jul 7, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

. ..and twerking???

William Brooks

Jul 7, 2019, 6:16 pm Reply

Smoking kush and twerkin lm dead????

Freeden

Aug 8, 2019, 6:59 am Reply

I love pretty much all of Bill's impressions, but I keep coming back to watch these ones. They're just so great.

Simp Simpson

Aug 8, 2019, 12:04 pm Reply

about as funny as a 7yo with Leukemia

Daniel Rubin

Aug 8, 2019, 4:36 pm Reply

The impressions start at 2:44. Look at Kimmel, laughing hard as hell! He's killing him!

Marcello Dupond

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 am Reply

Everything in Hollywood looks so fake….even the laughs

Qronicッ

Aug 8, 2019, 7:08 am Reply

bill look like he shape shifting into jim carey in the thumbnail… ?

Agent Smith

Aug 8, 2019, 11:23 am Reply

Jimmy's laugh is so annoying

"Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh…" what kind of laugh is this for gods sake…?

A fake one maybe

Debbie Pettit

Aug 8, 2019, 3:18 am Reply

Kimmel SUCKS! GET REAL! SO NOT FUNNY!

Debbie Pettit

Aug 8, 2019, 3:19 am Reply

Why do people think Kimmel is funny? Wow…NOT!

Daniel Rönnqvist

Aug 8, 2019, 9:31 am Reply

Nobody does Hader like Hader does.

sros6

Aug 8, 2019, 2:08 pm Reply

Kimmel such a wanker. Fake laugh.

Ali Ahmed

Aug 8, 2019, 3:04 pm Reply

Kimmel is such garbage.

Mattathias Macabees

Aug 8, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

Hot rod was his best work… Just leave it on the table Shelley!!!

JoeJoe

Aug 8, 2019, 6:36 am Reply

Ctrl Shift Face better cover this video next

Chris Cyrel Estil

Aug 8, 2019, 12:06 pm Reply

Ctrl Shift Face haha

Russell Smyth

Aug 8, 2019, 1:14 pm Reply

Has to be the funniest guy on the planet

sefred7

Aug 8, 2019, 2:00 pm Reply

He fits the Joker character

Jay Macazza

Aug 8, 2019, 2:37 pm Reply

That first question???????

Nazario G.

Aug 8, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

"One; lots of dudes, where are the boobies?"

Jeffery Baker

Aug 8, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

Bill Hader the human Ditto

tadaway

Aug 8, 2019, 9:42 pm Reply

I thought he would do Jack Nickelson

Je Yi

Aug 8, 2019, 11:05 pm Reply

Not the first fruity guy with good impressions. This guy loves dudes.

Eric Johnson

Aug 8, 2019, 12:53 am Reply

What a good human.

Steven White

Aug 8, 2019, 4:22 am Reply

He does a good tom cruise impression

rolanddes

Aug 8, 2019, 5:27 am Reply

Jimmy’s laughter hurts my ears

jeff bauer

Aug 8, 2019, 7:21 am Reply

Love Bill Hader.
Kimmel is a prick.

Laura Lynne

Aug 8, 2019, 7:42 am Reply

Dateline—Keith impression=brilliant. Thank you?

D.J. Brooks

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 pm Reply

?

Tapio Pelkonen

Aug 8, 2019, 11:49 pm Reply

Bill’s “right off the top of my head” reminds me of Jim Carrey’s “it’s not like we didn’t plan it!” on Carson’s.

FarLeys 1

Aug 8, 2019, 1:23 am Reply

Now let's wait for the DeepFake version…

J I

Aug 8, 2019, 3:20 am Reply

AWESOME DUDE ??

William Healy

Aug 8, 2019, 11:10 am Reply

You look good- have you ever been attacked by an animal

Ciaran C

Aug 8, 2019, 5:25 pm Reply

"Hey, you look exactly like your pictures, I always get nervous for first dates, anyways, have you ever been attacked by an animal?"

Annmarie Ohara

Aug 8, 2019, 7:05 pm Reply

Shape shifting in plain sight

Tony C.

Aug 8, 2019, 7:05 pm Reply

This guy is hilarious.

ajay singh

Aug 8, 2019, 8:41 pm Reply

I thought that was dexter

the g man

Aug 8, 2019, 6:48 am Reply

Soooo good

Ricardo Campelo de Magalhães

Aug 8, 2019, 7:29 am Reply

I used to enjoy this before Trump.
Now it just annoys me when I hear them.
“Comedians”…

Rich Clark

Aug 8, 2019, 7:45 am Reply

I guess he's not gonna get to eat that cookie.

Alan Grant

Aug 8, 2019, 4:28 pm Reply

Kimmel: have u ever been…
Bill should have said " no but should I scoot over?

Gail Boyce

Aug 8, 2019, 4:53 pm Reply

Do you remember Keith Morrison? Of course, he is my celebrity crush. Matthew Perry's step-father.

jguz1226

Aug 8, 2019, 10:38 pm Reply

It's not his impression it's his face changing that's insane, would not be surprising if this guy is not from this planet lol?

itchydiscoman

Aug 8, 2019, 10:50 pm Reply

He looks like jim carey

Luke Yznaga

Aug 8, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply

these god damn "video will play after ad" commercials are OFFENSIVE. I can turn down the volume, but thats it. Its bullshit. Not as bad as those pop up ads that move with the screen you move…but almost.

joe shmow

Aug 8, 2019, 12:40 am Reply

"Nice to see you… Hey, have you ever been attacked by an animal?" LMAO WTF

Scott Boone

Aug 8, 2019, 1:48 am Reply

It's good time to go on a diet…

roger peet

Aug 8, 2019, 5:58 am Reply

My old friend, Bill. I always made him laugh.

No Limits

Aug 8, 2019, 10:51 am Reply

And they say.. aliens don't live among us…..

Ping Pong

Aug 8, 2019, 4:39 pm Reply

Can't stand creepy Kimmel – reminds me of maggot.

RoyMichael Recla

Aug 8, 2019, 7:42 pm Reply

Wow o wow ?

MegaAngel307

Aug 8, 2019, 2:39 am Reply

This guy is way better than the monkey on SNL.

Steve Pauwels

Aug 8, 2019, 5:23 am Reply

I don't think I've ever seen anyone who enjoys being interviewed more than Bill Hader. He giggles and guffaws his way through nearly every interview I've ever seen him do. It's actually quite delightful. He's having such a good time, I do too.

frankenclouds !!

Aug 8, 2019, 8:44 am Reply

My best impression is people thinking I'm white before they ever see me in person…. It's just how i talk. Could it be because I'm wanting to be accepted in the white community? Jimmy i will never sub to you.

Rosalind Wiseman

Aug 8, 2019, 12:38 pm Reply

He's allergic to peanuts

lisa mckay

Aug 8, 2019, 2:52 pm Reply

Shape shifter

Delshad S

Aug 8, 2019, 8:05 pm Reply

The fakening let some things happen 🙂

paul jackson

Aug 8, 2019, 9:54 pm Reply

this man should team up with jim carrey period

ndavis265

Aug 8, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

I just noticed that he sounds like Patton Oswalt on Ratatouille.

Roughroad

Aug 8, 2019, 7:25 am Reply

You know that guests sometimes, ahead of time, provide list of questions they would want to be asked, so they can prepare and make their interview funnier or more interesting. I think Hader did on this one.

And talk show hosts hate this, especially hosts as spontaneous as Kimmel, Letterman, O'Brien. And they will try to make the "set-up" as obvious as possible as an f-you to the guest. I think Kimmel did on this one.

Димон Лукьянчик

Aug 8, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

Mister Been

Ed Johnson

Aug 8, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Used to like you Bill until you went on this little jimmy heathen show!

Peter Smith

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Americans have feathers up their ass, they pretend to laugh at everything?

YEa Right

Aug 8, 2019, 8:57 pm Reply

Has he ever done trump?

GravityBoy72

Aug 8, 2019, 7:23 am Reply

"Have you ever been attacked by an animal…."
What kind of an opener is that for an interview?

Rien que la vérité

Aug 8, 2019, 3:54 pm Reply

Someone in here made a comment about Bill Hader doesn't wear suits a lot because he doesn't know to unbutton his jacket when he sits?…Well, what about Donald Trump? Have you noticed he almost always wears his suits unbuttoned when he stands and buttons them down when he sits — quite the opposite of what a well-dressed men shall do. Also the tie is waaay too long pass his belt and the knot way to small….And he has been wearing suits almost all his life….Go figure! ?

Bella Biesel

Aug 8, 2019, 12:36 am Reply

Like Hader. Kimmel, not so much.

Coda Mission

Aug 8, 2019, 1:21 pm Reply

Why does Bill's dad sound like Dan Ackroyd?

notafanboy

Aug 8, 2019, 8:15 pm Reply

You know those deepfakes are good when you question whether this is Bill Hader deepfaked as Bill Hader.

Enrico

Aug 8, 2019, 8:36 pm Reply

How do they survive the fake laughs of the host. Like every single one has a method to fake laugh. Jimmy pushes the air he breathes like a mad man and this Kimmel guy looks like he is sitting on a ergonomic bouncing ball to help him keep the rhythm of his laughter.

Vic Vidal

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

Nice try we all know y’all all satanic pedos times up for those that are corrupt ?

Macenzie Elizabeth

Aug 8, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

He is a perfect Richie Tozier! Exactly what I pictured when I read the book.

Isa Belle

Aug 8, 2019, 10:19 pm Reply

I love him

CRICKETISM

Aug 8, 2019, 12:04 pm Reply

Why he is not changing his face

TickleBiscuit

Aug 8, 2019, 7:36 pm Reply

Hader is so awesome…if anyone deserves all the success of being a comedian, its Bill. I love that he can crack up and not in that annoying Fallon-fakery that Jimmy always does now. I hope Bill stays as genuine as he seems…true genius comedian.

Robert Rob

Aug 8, 2019, 11:17 pm Reply

Kimmels wig is soooooo bad!

John Newman

Aug 8, 2019, 2:47 am Reply

He is freakishly good at doing my favorite movie with him by far is superbad ??

Damien Ramey

Aug 8, 2019, 5:52 am Reply

Hader is best. Esp his SNL "Stefon" character.

Dantalion

Aug 8, 2019, 9:56 am Reply

Sometimes he sounds like David Walliams

arsenewenger30

Aug 8, 2019, 7:24 pm Reply

I've never seen Dateline as we don't have it in England, but I can't stop saying "You didn't do that, did you"

Delavega Champs

Aug 8, 2019, 8:09 pm Reply

IDKW but the thumbnail reminded me of unimpressed Chloe about goind to Disneyland. lol

Stella Witt

Aug 8, 2019, 12:02 am Reply

it’s not a bill hader interview unless he mentions a true crime show

Marco A. Marcella

Aug 8, 2019, 4:50 am Reply

Jiminy Commie

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