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Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson Move Into $16 Million NYC Apartment | TMZ TV


ANNOUNCER: AND NOW “TMZ” PRESENTS IS THIS REALLY A SMART IDEA? STARRING EVERYTHING ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON ARE DOING! ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON HAVE JUST MOVED INTO A $16 MILLION APARTMENT IN CHELSEA. ANNOUNCER: YES, THE COUPLE WHO ONLY KNEW EACH OTHER A SOLID TWO MONTHS OR SO BEFORE GETTING ENGAGED IS NOW LIVING IN A 4,000 SQUARE FOOT APARTMENT IN THIS GINORMOUS JETSONS-LIKE BUILDING THAT FEATURES STING AS A NEIGHBOR AND A PRIVATE IMAX THEATER. NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY HIGHLY RELEVANT QUESTIONS THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP BY CHANCE? HARVEY: I HAVE A HIGHLY RELEVANT RELEVANT AND THIS HAS TO DO WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP, DID THEY BUY IT OR ARE THEY RENTERS? WE DON’T KNOW IF THEY’RE RENTING OR BUYING. HARVEY: YOU DON’T BUY A $16 MILLION PLACE WITH SOMEBODY THAT YOU DON’T FULLY KNOW. WHY, THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED? HARVEY: THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO GET ENGAGED AND DON’T END UP GETTING MARRIED. OK, THAT’S DRAMATIC. ANNOUNCER: SERIOUSLY. BESIDES, THEY’RE SUPER HAPPY AND SUPER UNDER FURNISHED APPARENTLY BECAUSE ARIANA POSTED THIS MEME OF SPONGEBOB AND THE CAPTION, US IN OUR NEW APARTMENT WITH NO FURNITURE, ONE SPEAKER AND RED VINES. OH, YEAH, THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY MATURE ENOUGH TO BUY A $16 MILLION PLACE. WAIT, WHAT IF ONE PERSON BUYS IT AND THE OTHER PERSON IS JUST LIKE MOVING IN? HARVEY: THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU’RE LIKE THE THIRD WHEEL IN THE RELATIONSHIP. ANNOUNCER: IT DOES GET REALLY AWKWARD WHEN ARIANA AND THE APARTMENT TRY TO GO TO THE MOVIES AND PETE JUST TAGS ALONG. THERE’S NO WAY THEY BOUGHT THIS $16 MILLION — THAT’S SO MUCH MONEY. SHE DOES BUT WHAT IS PETE GETTING, GROCERIES? ANNOUNCER: OH, YOU THINK THOSE RED VINES BOUGHT THEMSELVES? PETE’S GOT TO EARN HIS KEEP SOMEHOW. MONEY IS POWER IN THE RELATIONSHIP. THAT’S TRUE. IS IT LIKE FOR YOU — HARVEY: I CAN’T GET A BARCA LOUNGE. ANNOUNCER: ONE DAY, HARVE. ONE DAY. CONGRATS ON THE NEW APARTMENT, GUYS.

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