| by Kenneth Chase | 6 comments

Apartment Tour! (ft. Brittany Gibbons)

Voice: You’re watching a PogieJoe Production. Hello this is PogieJoe and welcome to my new place! It has a ceiling and a floor and several walls and even a door. It also has a lot of clutter which while an accurate representation of my brain, is not very pleasing to look at. And it’s really starting to bother me, but I don’t know what to do about it. You know, to answer that question I think it’s time to ask blogger, New York Times best-selling author, and body positivity activist Brittany Gibbons who happens to be right over here. JOE: Uh pardon me. BRITTANY: Yeah. JOE: So Brittany, you know, you have a best-selling book. Your blog reaches out to just numerous people. You really have a way of understanding people and giving them, I think, really great, sound advice. BRITTANY: Thank you! JOE: And I have a really big question. It’s been kind of bothering me and I just wondered if you could help me with it. BRITTANY: For sure. JOE: Okay so I just moved into an apartment and my room is messy, alright? And it’s bothering me and I don’t know what to do. BRITTANY: Um…I…clean it. JOE: Wait. Clean it? BRITTANY: Clean it. JOE: That’s…yeah. BRITTANY: Yeah. JOE: Yeah! Yeah! That’s…that’s…duh! BRITTANY: Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. JOE: Thank…thank you! Thank you. BRITTANY: No problem. Huh. You know, I never thought I’d say this on a day in which I just read a “life hack” for burping babies better but I think that’s the most important revelation I’ve had all day. Uh…let’s give it a try. Hey clutter, how’s it going? I’m good. Thank you for asking. I…mm…okay… this is just something I’m running by. Would it…would it…would it… be okay if I…cleaaaaned you up? No…I like you! You’re just a bit….much. I’m not listen..don’t get emotional about this. No! No! I’m just saying…I wasn’t trying to– Okay so long story short: the clutter’s gonna stay for a little while. It promises to be gone soon. We’re going to talk about it another time. In the meantime do you want to see the rest of my apartment? And here we goooo! That’s the bathroom! Here’s the hallway! Here’s the kitchen and dining area! And this is the living room and that’s pretty much it. JESSE: Joe…like hello? JOE: Oh yeah. This is the chair over here too. Oh and this is Jesse. I’m sorry this is my roommate Jesse. He also lives here. I think I didn’t mention that at all…but yeah. But yeah. We’ve been getting along pretty well together. JESSE: As long as he keeps paying the rent. JOE: Yeah so I’m really liking our new place. I think ultimately I just need some tips on organization. Uh… perhaps I should ask blogger, New York Times best-selling author, and body positivity activist Brittany Gibbons who happens to be right over there! Brittany. BRITTANY: Yeah. JOE: So I have another question. BRITTANY: You know actually it’s just one per day. JOE: Right. Thank you. BRITTANY: Yeah. Here’s the kitchen and dining area!


Jesse Paradice

Sep 9, 2015, 5:00 pm Reply

Better pay your share of the rent!
Sincerely your flatmate,


Sep 9, 2015, 5:06 pm Reply

Ahhh – a PogieJoe video – haven't seen one in ages … and you look like you've got dirt on your face or you're out of High School and doing that hipster thing … wait … are you growing up and I missed some events?? I know I've missed maybe a couple videos, but I didn't think you would continue to grow up until I came back to look at your videos. Sheesh Well, good seeing you again PogieJoe

emily k

Sep 9, 2015, 1:12 am Reply

I prefer the term organized mess – the clutter.

Kanal Rockford near the T4 Pumping Station

Sep 9, 2015, 12:58 am Reply

Nothing to see here move along, move along. When it gets to the dead flies and feces stage let me know, I have a tip for you.


Oct 10, 2015, 7:52 pm Reply

Hell! The glasses – fine … the beard – well, OK … but the hair and the mess! NO!!!!
Get your ass in gear and clean it up. NOW!

Loving Şeyh Efendi

Nov 11, 2015, 3:30 am Reply

lol the mess would driver me insane!

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