Agujeros de Guión: RESIDENT EVIL 2: APOCALYPSE (Errores, crítica y resumen)
PLOT HOLES I do not care that adaptations are not confined to the book or the video game. Great things can come out without having to copy completely to the original source. But that is not the problem of Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse. The problem is that it is very shabby. Let’s go with her The movie starts right where the first one ends. The Umbrella scientists open the hive and after five minutes the zombies are eaten. And pay attention that there seems to be one faster than the rest. Why? Have you learned to run? It is not known. The fact is that they somehow escape. The scientists who were outside could have quickly closed the gate again, but no. The zombies escape and in the city black cars appear picking up the important Umbrella club that lives in Racoon City. Among them Professor Ashford and his daughter Angela, who is in school. I am struck by how empty the streets of the city are. It does not make sense because the infection on a large scale has not yet taken place, we see that later. Look, all the kids are in school, people seem happy in their little houses … If there had been some kind of wild outbreak they would have put it on the news, on the radio, people would be calling the police … But that’s not the case . Well, Umbrella evacuates everyone except Angela, because her car has an accident. What do I say … Where does that truck appear, if there was no fucking traffic? Do Umbrella guys have no trackers in those cars? Could not they have sent someone to see what happened? But if they have cameras all over the fucking city, what a sloppiness of people. The girl survives and as it is seen that she had no better place to hide, she decides to walk back to school. Po is worth it. 13 hours later the chaos finally arrives in Racoon City. Now yes, fuck. And at this moment we meet a former STARS cop named Jill Valantine. The turkey enters the police station and starts shooting the zombies. Apparently he has learned that they are undead and have no cure, and shoots them all at the head. Her companions might think that she has become a crazy murderer, but nobody stops her. Meanwhile, the director of Umbrella in Racoon City, Timothy Cain, activates Alice with malevolent intentions. Which? Nothing is clear. Because if. To then stick with Nemesis, I do not know. Anyway, I could have opened the door already, because I doubt he knew that the girl had the ability to open it with a needle. Later, Umbrella is evacuating the people of the city by a bridge. This is a part that I do not understand. Look at the general plans of the city. If you are a citizen, by power you could flee where you want. However, in the movie suddenly appears a murallaca host around the city that I doubt that in only 13 hours have been able to lift. And it seems that it is the only exit point is a bridge, this, that before had no wall or anything. It is completely absurd. And what about the people of the suburbs? These people stay outside the wall, for what reason? That random, right? And is not it suspicious that who is in charge of everything is not the national guard or the army … but soldiers with the Umbrella symbol? But was not it just a pharmacy? What the fuck are they doing there with weapons? And if they want to keep the incident a secret … why do they let some people evacuate? Because his plan is to throw a bomb and say it’s been a nuclear reactor that’s fucked up. But of course, if you let people who have seen zombies go out, we call them. And I remind you that in 2004 there were already mobile phones with a camera. Very funny, but there was. One of these Umbrella soldiers is Carlos Olivera, who prefers to disregard the company’s orders to rescue a civilian in distress. Your mission is … it’s … the truth, I do not know. Contain the infection? I doubt that Umbrella is about the work, and more if he plans to launch a nuclear bomb. Anyway, any excuse is good to send them to hit shots to a few zombies. On the other hand, Jill, her STARS partner Peyton Wells, and journalist Terry Morales decide to take refuge in a church. It is seen that there was no other better place. Probably the most gloomy place in the whole fucking city. And also the darkest one. Oh, and that is that, coincidentally, inside there are three fucking licker. Where the fuck did they come from? Were they there all the time? It is not known. I suppose they would come from those Hive containers, but when Alice was there they only broke one and the licker who escaped was killed. How have others come out if the zombies do not have the strength to break those containers? And why do we see their vision if they are supposed to have no eyes? In addition, in the first part, just eat the bug mutated another larger being. In this second part no longer. Well, Alice makes her stellar appearance by entering the window on a motorcycle that you say, was there a ramp outside or what? The aunt is charged to the three biches in a scene so flippant that neither Michael Bay believes it. Come on, you throw the bike, it starts to … climb or I know, then explodes with shots, He crushes another licker with a crucifix because he shoots his chains instead of shooting him directly to the licker … Fuck, it’s a fucking mess. And is that the girl how the hell did I know that inside the church there were lickers and the protas were in danger? I had no way of knowing or if entering with the motorcycle in that plan was going to kill someone without wanting to. Anyway, since the church was not darketa enough for their zombie adventure, they decide that the best thing to do is go through a cemetery at night. What could go wrong? Well, everything, since the dead come out of their graves. But the truth is that … it does not make sense for the corpses of the coffins to be resurrected. If they have explained to us that the virus is transmitted by bites, those corpses should continue … dead. You understand me And also, how do they come out of the coffins? Have all learned the Kill Bill maneuver or what happens? As the protas do not have bullets and watching the calico, the logical thing would be to leave throwing legs. But these people do not. These people prefer to start flying kicks to all kiski, make keys to the zombies to break their necks … and all that while they are surrounded by more and more living dead, that for some reason all decide to resurrect at the same time just in that moment. The thing has gone of mother, and Timothy Cain decides that it is the moment to activate to Nemesis, that is to say, Matt the one of the first peli reconvertido in a big zombie that apparently can fulfill orders of Umbrella. Your mission is to kill all STARS agents to see if it is a good biological weapon. Would not it be better to try to end the infection? Kill the zombies and those things. After all, it is the move you have made. Well, no. Go for the STARS that are entrenched in a store. It is charged to all but LJ, who as a mere civilian because nothing, leaves him alive. I like this: “They are STARS, armed rescue tactical service. They are the best”. Now, this bastard with the sniper rifle is that he does not give one. You have to give them in the head, fuck. Dr. Ashford hacked into Umbrella’s computers and began to observe the situation of the city through the urban chambers. He wants to contact someone to rescue his daughter, who has hidden in school. He manages to contact Alice and the rest, and also with more people, like Olivera. The deal is basically that if they rescue the girl, he will take them out of the city before it blows through the air. And beware because he tells them that Umbrella is going to cover everything up saying that there was a failure in the city’s nuclear power plant. Where the hell do you see a nuclear power station here? And here? There is none! But if that was your plan … why do you let people out who can testify saying that there were fucking zombies? They left with cars and suitcases. They could have recorded anything. Or have sent a recording online. If it is that at the beginning of the movie we watch television broadcast the infection of the virus live. That will have reached other cities, I say. By the way, in the first part, in one or two hours after the bite, Rain was already fucking very bad. And the same goes for Yuri. But here Peyton holds the wafer of time very healthy. Until Nemesis charges it. Alice is going to give him milk and this is funny. How the fuck does that jump? Damn, it’s so fake … It’s very serial B. Jill and Terry meet LJ and they all come to school together. The first thing they do is what must never be done, to separate. Seriously, Jill, why do you leave the journalist alone who has never fired a gun? It is a thousand times safer to go all together. Of course, they cover more land, but then to meet again is a pessimism. Nobody would do that, fuck. The journalist ends up surrounded by dead children and they eat it. Normal. Jill, fuck, you’re irresponsible. But you also say. Where have all these zombie children come from? If seconds before there was not one. And they growl and make noises, they are not especially silent. Have they been educated by Sam Fisher or what happens? In the end Jill finds the girl. What a coincidence that fair Angela Ashford is the only survivor of the school. And the scene implies that they are in the same room where they eat Terry. Why would Angela hide in a classroom where her classmates just devoured an aunt? And the funny thing is that when Terry dies, the camera was recording the free buffete, but when Jill picks it up we see that that same scene is playing. How the hell has the camera stopped recording and started playing videos? And why does the baby in his backpack carry the antivirus? Do you wear it every day or just that? Remember that his father had no idea that the virus was going to escape. And the girl is that she is very stupid too. She and Jill are in the dining room and attentive. – Those things are here.
– Easy, honey. They’re slow. We run more than them. -No … Those are not … -Those… -Back off! But you son of a bitch, if you’ve seen them tell before, fuck. And step back without making a noise. Well, no. Jill decides to confront them and begins to open the gas. However, while they are coming out the match goes out. And again Alice comes to freak out. Throw your cigarette, because killing zombies smoking is cool, and then covers the girl with his fireproof blanket … and Jill to give him for ass. How the fuck did you get a blanket like that so fast? And how did he know that he would be useful in that situation if he could not see that Jill had opened the gas? What has been said, every time Alice arrives, the credibility of this film falls to abyssal levels. Then Angela tells that her father has a rare hereditary disease, and that she created the T virus so that she did not have to go in a wheelchair all her life. However, one day Umbrella took away the project. But her daughter seems to be infected by the T virus, although she does not mutate. That explains why he survived in school, but then we see that some zombies … are trying to morph him. It’s strange. “Do not shoot, do not shoot … He’s with me”. “He has made a deal with doctor death, just like you” “Do not shoot, it’s with me”. And who are you? We have to remember that Alice has not met LJ yet, it’s the first time she sees him, that someone is with you does not mean anything. This shit is very epic. -When did they bite you? -Three hours ago.
-It will be a bastard … -Today is your lucky day. What has been said, the virus is going very slow. Even for the late Nikolai, he has been bitten by dogs for quite a while, and does not convert. In the first you died and you were a zombie instant. Those of Umbrella prepare a last helicopter to remove to Nemesis of the city before the detonation, and now the mission of the protas is to steal it. Of course, I could not miss a completely unnecessary Alice flippant scene … Seriously, those ten seconds of the movie will have cost the pasta host. Was not it better to have invested in improving the plot? Another thing that bothers me is that they are all the fucking time kicking and punching with everyone, because they say they do not have bullets … But fuck, those Umbrella people you leave knocked out with assault rifles. None of them thinks of catching them. Fucking mother Pussy, and suddenly Cain arrives with more soldiers and they stop them. What the fuck? Let’s see, why would Cain leave the camp safe to go there and take Dr. Ashford with him? To basically shoot him. Then we will see that he becomes a zombie, although they never bite him. This is now The Walking Dead or something like that. Cain wants to see his puppy Nemesis fight against Alice in a death match without knives. It is so absurd, and the fight is so badly shot that they make you want to stop seeing it. And on top of that the Nemesis is defeated with a double kick of shit, no shit. And to make things worse, the monster starts to remember that he was once a human, and a good person … Wait, is that a fucking doll? Anyway, he remembers that he is good people and he is shot with the bad guys. And the action scene goes well until Alice returns to delight us with another of her flip-flops. They arrive from nowhere other helicopters and try to pepper her. Was not the last transport supposed to be the big helicopter? Why all of a sudden those who were shooting it disappear? Why, if they were trying to kill him seconds before, these soldiers do not shoot him anything else? And then this happens. Yes, it is a scene traced from one of the games, the Code Veronica I believe, but it does not stop being absurd of balls. We will talk about videogames another day that also have telita. Finally, Nemesis photobombs Alice and destroys all her enemies and the palm. Our beloved protagonists escape in the helicopter and defenestran Cain, who ends up devoured by Dr. Ashford. Also out of pity Angela could have asked to shoot her father so he would not become a sip brains, but hey, he’ll end up burned like that. We do not know how, but after the explosion everyone has managed to escape unharmed. Except Alice, who has been left behind. Dr. Sam Isaacs takes his body to do experiments of his own. And I can not believe that all those buildings are standing after such an explosion. They bring the tape of Terry to the authorities, but we do not know how, it is discredited by Umbrella. I love this part: “Apparently the reactor of the nuclear power station had a failure at dawn. The worst nuclear disaster since the Chernobyl incident in Russia in 1986. ” Do not fuck with me Without taking away the severity of Chernobyl, 30 people died after that explosion. Not many more. Yes then there were hospitalizations, evacuations and a lot of cases of tumors and shit, but fuck, the Racoon City has been a savage; I think they are two incomparable cases. Anyway. In the last sequence of the film we see that 3 weeks have passed, and at the Umbrella facility in Detroit, Dr. Isaacs has managed to cure Alice. Or resuscitate her. Or clone it. I do not know. But the thing comes out of the ass, because the aunt starts to remember everything, and escapes. Apart from a trivial security, now Alice seems to have crazy telekinetic powers that work through cameras and screens. And this is very strange. The agents of Umbrella have it surrounded and suddenly Jill and Carlos arrive, and with a permission that they take out of the eyelet already they can take to that half-naked woman of the porch. But what are you containering me? If they have given the alarm it will be for something. In addition, the faces of Jill and Carlos have been on all the fucking news because they have a search and capture order. Come on, their faces are known by all god … And more by Umbrella. How do these agents say “Oh, a permit, come, go, take this turkey, does it make sense”? And also what do they paint there? I mean, how did they know that just that day at that time they were going to wake up Jill and she was going to escape? It was impossible to foresee. Besides, the last time they saw Alice, she was really dead. And why are they taking the girl with them? That is a dangerous mission, fuck. Also why is there tension when the car is going to leave the installation in the same way “they catch us” if they had to enter the same place and everything was fine? And how does Isaacs, who is still half-knocked out in the lab, know that random guys have picked up Alice? Why do you let them escape? And most important of all: What the fuck has this screenwriter smoked? Anyway. If you like cinema, the world of
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