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13 Action News – Apartment Fire

Thank you for joining us at 13 O’Clock News! This just in, firefighters are battling
a fire in downtown apartment building! We have Dan Peterson on the scene Dan, what do you have for us? Well, Tom, it’s bad news,
the apartment building’s totally engulfed in flames And I have no marshmallows to make s’mores That sounds awful, Dan, are there any survivors? Uhm, just this dirty guy,
that smells like crispy bacon Sir, can you tell me
what it was like inside the building? Uhm.. well.. It was hot Well, no, sh*t it was hot!
The building’s on fire, you f*cking idiot! Dan, can you ask the victim what it feels like
to lose all his precious belongings? Sure thing, Tom.
Hey, stupid f*ck! Now that all your shit’s on fire,
what do you think you’re gonna miss the most? Uhhmm.. probably, my dog! I have a dog named Tanya Awww, that’s terrible, Dan!
Who the f*ck names a dog Tanya? I was thinking the same thing, Tom!
I thought only strippers were named Tanya! Well, Dan, you certainly would know, wouldn’t ya? Boy, that’s for sure, Tom! Can you tell me what breed the dog was? She’s a Dalmatian Ooowww, I don’t like Dalmatians, Dan! I once tried to feed my neighbour’s Dalmatian
a snausage one time and the motherf*cker bit my finger! Yeah, fuck Dalmatians, Tom!
I hope it’s dead! If anyone has any news on Tanya,
the missing stripper..*clears his throat* I’m sorry, Tanya, the missing Dalmatian Please, call the number below! Hold that thought, Tom It looks like a firefighter
was able to pull the dog from a second story window Saving poor little Tanya’s life Well, wait a minute, that dog’s name is Tanya?
I know a stripper, named Tanya! That’s miraculous, Dan!
I thought that dog was super dead! Yeah, I was hoping so too, Tom! I’m Dan Peterson, reporting for 13 O’Clock News! That’s a good girl there, Tanya! *growls and bites* Ah, son of a b*tch! Stupid-*ss Dalmatians! Back to you, Tom! [13 O’Clock Action News]
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Montage Central

May 5, 2018, 3:48 am Reply

I told myself I was gonna stop 4 videos ago…

Ray Banjo

May 5, 2018, 2:36 am Reply

Why do I like this so much


May 5, 2018, 2:35 pm Reply

This is my favorite show.

drew218818 Roblox Gamming

May 5, 2018, 1:26 am Reply

You must live in Ohio up by Toledo

snk fern

May 5, 2018, 5:20 am Reply


Payton Smith

May 5, 2018, 1:04 am Reply

I lowkey think this dude racist


May 5, 2018, 9:58 pm Reply

Yea fuck dalmatians Tom i hope its dead. Golden.

Chris Welcome

May 5, 2018, 9:22 am Reply

This was fucking awesome

Welcome To My World

May 5, 2018, 8:11 pm Reply

What the fuck is a snausage?

ItsJust Me

May 5, 2018, 9:55 pm Reply

13 a clock

Tamersquill79 Bradley

May 5, 2018, 11:40 pm Reply


no body

May 5, 2018, 2:12 am Reply

I would what them all day

Shrimp Nuggets Jr.

May 5, 2018, 5:26 pm Reply

My second grade teacher was named tonya

Corrupted Avatar

May 5, 2018, 2:18 am Reply

I don’t remember the piano music…


May 5, 2018, 5:46 pm Reply

And ice skaters.

Piper Huntington

May 5, 2018, 1:24 pm Reply

Lol XD

Icy Guinea Pig

May 5, 2018, 12:10 am Reply

Still my fav video


May 5, 2018, 1:27 am Reply

The fuck

A Random Dead Person

May 5, 2018, 4:22 am Reply

13 Action News

Is the only News I'll ever watch
They're so reliable and honest
The only New u should trust

The Ankle Lord

May 5, 2018, 11:26 pm Reply


Haunted sisters!

Jun 6, 2018, 4:51 am Reply

Was this the apartment fire in maumee?

Faux Aphid

Jun 6, 2018, 7:46 pm Reply

Did you know you can watch YouTube videos for free?


Jun 6, 2018, 8:53 pm Reply


Usernames are overrated

Jun 6, 2018, 12:59 am Reply

My cousins friend has a pug named Tanyia

lil can of beans

Jun 6, 2018, 5:59 pm Reply

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy I have a Dalmatian


Jun 6, 2018, 10:25 pm Reply

No one gonna mention that it’s called 13 o’clock. News

Pixxi Worley

Jun 6, 2018, 11:29 pm Reply

The only news I trust

Pixxi Worley

Jun 6, 2018, 11:31 pm Reply

"Tanya the missing stripper –I mean Tanya the missing dog please call the number below. " I'm fucking dying!

no one

Jun 6, 2018, 3:54 am Reply

I want to die now.

Anastasia Cooper

Jun 6, 2018, 8:10 pm Reply

I guess this vid was…… lit.


Jun 6, 2018, 10:25 pm Reply

Its kind like southpark


Jun 6, 2018, 12:29 am Reply

I have a dalmatian :l

Andy O

Jun 6, 2018, 2:33 am Reply

God damned hilarious sir!


Jun 6, 2018, 4:41 pm Reply

“Well no shit it was hot!!!”

The Bleach

Jun 6, 2018, 5:28 pm Reply

This just turned into a cyanid and happiness show episode

Ethan Kelly

Jun 6, 2018, 3:58 am Reply

anyone else hear that music and think Tolarian Academy?

Sergio Carapia

Jun 6, 2018, 7:20 pm Reply


Videogame Matt

Jun 6, 2018, 10:32 pm Reply


100 subs without vids

Jun 6, 2018, 1:50 pm Reply

Best damn video on this whole gid damn site

Darth Lazy

Jun 6, 2018, 3:48 am Reply

Where's the fire Department tho?


Jun 6, 2018, 5:27 pm Reply


Michael Marotta

Jun 6, 2018, 5:12 am Reply

Hey! Stupid fuck! Lmfao


Jul 7, 2018, 2:17 pm Reply

My grandmas name is Tanya and she wasn’t a stripper

Hardscoping Chinchilla

Jul 7, 2018, 7:50 pm Reply

My sisters name is Tanya???

JayJayDog Vazquez

Jul 7, 2018, 11:33 am Reply

Mortal kombat tanya??


Jul 7, 2018, 1:02 pm Reply


Jaroo E

Jul 7, 2018, 11:30 am Reply



Jul 7, 2018, 6:10 pm Reply

unlike y'all , I get my news from a reliable source.


Aug 8, 2018, 6:47 pm Reply

Why can't this be a actual news channel

Da Mlg boi

Aug 8, 2018, 1:45 pm Reply



Aug 8, 2018, 6:33 am Reply

Nice to se them kind of getting along. Maybe the producers finally stepped in…


Aug 8, 2018, 2:57 am Reply

What a big happy family


Aug 8, 2018, 10:57 am Reply

My Language Arts teacher's name is Tanya xD


Aug 8, 2018, 4:33 pm Reply

lol just lol

Kate Sosa

Aug 8, 2018, 2:09 am Reply

Finally, a news source I can trust


Sep 9, 2018, 7:33 pm Reply

End song ???

Vuyiswa Jamba

Sep 9, 2018, 6:18 pm Reply

These just turned savage


Sep 9, 2018, 1:46 am Reply

Theres tons of shit on you tube your shit is my favorite shit


Sep 9, 2018, 4:05 pm Reply

is this the only time they dont fight? XD

Carl The kitteh

Oct 10, 2018, 1:43 am Reply

Dalmatian? I would make it a Donation

Marko Berta

Oct 10, 2018, 12:15 pm Reply

the dalmacian dog joke is found offensive by me, im a croat, so im gunna roast the fuck out of your fucking ass u fucking idiot, also, dislike the vid u fucking fuck, hope ur mother is dead, bc im gunna rape her in her grave u fucking cunt hope u die and go to hell, also hope u get raped by the devil, and tell him that i fucking hate him, and when ill get to heaven, ill request god to send me to hell to rape you and the devil, u fucking retarded cunt, stupid offensive idiot

The Masked Artist

Oct 10, 2018, 12:01 am Reply


Beat down

Oct 10, 2018, 12:13 am Reply

Every men know a stripper than tanya

A Person

Oct 10, 2018, 2:24 am Reply

Dan and Tom hate each other!

And Loc

Oct 10, 2018, 2:23 pm Reply

This is the only one where the 2 stupid f*cks don't argue

X watch the green boy unit 1

Oct 10, 2018, 4:02 am Reply


D I Y at home

Oct 10, 2018, 8:49 am Reply

The only news I trust ?

mini pie bro

Nov 11, 2018, 7:32 am Reply

Finally the news reporters agree with each other

Giovanni Garcia

Nov 11, 2018, 4:53 am Reply

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smile sam

Nov 11, 2018, 1:00 am Reply

My house was on fire but we are safe and doing good????????


Nov 11, 2018, 9:23 pm Reply

Keep it great funny videos!!!!!

Shawn Hunt

Dec 12, 2018, 7:19 am Reply

My mom's name is Tania

Fellow Jack Nation

Dec 12, 2018, 6:40 pm Reply

My uncle’s ex-wife
was named Tanya.
She was cheating on him.
She probably was a stripper.

raeley antonio

Dec 12, 2018, 9:17 am Reply



Dec 12, 2018, 8:45 pm Reply

Who the f*** names a dog tanya?

R2D2 From Star Trek

Dec 12, 2018, 12:54 am Reply

Finaly tom and dan are getting along

Asmr cereal

Jan 1, 2019, 2:50 pm Reply



Jan 1, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

the one time they agreed

free cats

Feb 2, 2019, 4:40 pm Reply

I am cracking up

essey essey

Feb 2, 2019, 4:48 pm Reply

this is the best

Dynamite Soren

Feb 2, 2019, 7:05 pm Reply


Alijah King

Mar 3, 2019, 7:37 pm Reply

The missing stripper I mean dog Tanya?????


Apr 4, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

They finally didn't fight

Benjamin Averiss

Jun 6, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

Actually a couple of weeks ago an apartment caught on fire


Jun 6, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

I wish there were more of these.

Penguin Taco

Jun 6, 2019, 3:50 pm Reply

Snauseges are life

crispy fries

Jun 6, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

i called that number and freaked out its the fliping police

babybossnat THE AWSOME GAMER

Jun 6, 2019, 7:22 pm Reply

Back to you Dan

Gamer Guy12111112111

Jul 7, 2019, 1:04 am Reply

My cousins house got set on fire


Jul 7, 2019, 10:12 pm Reply

Got an add for an apartment

Supe Shafs

Jul 7, 2019, 11:36 pm Reply

the survivor smells like crispy bacon? If his dog's name is Tanya, The survivor's name must be Chris P. Bacon


Jul 7, 2019, 12:49 am Reply


Fuzion XM

Jul 7, 2019, 11:22 am Reply

Tanya the missing stripper

Mr. Classy

Jul 7, 2019, 4:53 pm Reply

Who else is watching through the flashtastics playlist


Jul 7, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

epic video!

random channel of eevee

Jul 7, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

The only time Dan and Tom agree with each other

Tonya Grimsley

Aug 8, 2019, 6:10 am Reply

Only strippers named tonya that is my moms name you bitch

sapphire moonlight

Aug 8, 2019, 9:35 pm Reply

My classmate Tanya got mad when she heard this ?

Brendan Melesky 2

Aug 8, 2019, 2:57 am Reply


WTD_Patrick YT

Aug 8, 2019, 1:30 pm Reply

Tonya is My aunts name DICK

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